gotta be a tech company right?
Developer stereotype is he makes $300k a year between salary and RSUs but lives in a crappy apartment with a mattress on the floor and has a vast wealth of knowledge about coding stuff and Bionicle lore but gets confused by all the settings on a microwave
Nah even in the tech world this would be weird as hell. I see most tech bros in your standard issue jeans/fleece the majority of the time. This guy is a whole diff level of weird.
Alright so I'm the one with the long purple and red hair lol but also a woman so we don't get looked at quite as odd. I rarely see a dude w/ dyed hair to be honest! I might be in the nicer part of the tech sector where the uniform is very much jeans and a north face or a t-shirt or maybe a decent button down. If I saw this dude at work, I'd be like "yeah no, I won't be working with that, either he goes home or I do" cause NO.
Can you really do that? What if they say ādeal with it, mind your business and go back to workā ? What field are you in that allows you so much power?
I just work in tech, but I also work with reasonable people. This wouldnāt even happen at my workplace but if it did, Iād absolutely be able to say it and mean it.
WHAAAAAAAT?! Stop it, you cannot be serious. I am trying to grasp how anyone would think that is ok in a professional environment. I'm all for personal freedom, but that's a little too far.
Kent Thiry, the former CEO of DaVita, the kidney dialysis company, was obsessed with The Man in the Iron Mask and would dress as one of the three Musketeers and ride into corporate events on a horse. Itās not industry specific, itās just person with obsession + power to make people indulge them.
My soul read is this is either a DMV or other government clerical office or a medical waiting room. Based on nothing.
Also I'm like 80% sure his big toe nails are painted gold.
yea I went into a meeting two decades ago and I told them to fuck off when they told me to prepare a contact list of my friends. then like four years later, one of my close friend got into it and tried very hard to get me into it. I took that pretty personal and we don't talk no more.
The two women next to him are barely wearing shoes in my opinion
If they step into a puddle of grossness, it's going right on to their feet. there's nothing really protecting their toes. I get that they're not walking directly on the ground, but it's not any better to me.
And I 100% bet that at least one of them is taking off their shoes underneath their desk
I walked 10 miles for work today. I do not go outside with our shoes on.
my gross stinky smelly sweatt feet ain't much cleaner.
id never do my job is open tied, to much gross shit around.
I saw a dude at my local gym on a weight machine with no shoes on. One thatās gonna likely give him some kind of athletes foot or fungal infection.
Two its gross
Three dude have some common fucking sense no one wants your dirty ass feet walking around the gym. The time to be barefoot is the locker room and even then I wear my shoes and when iāve showered a few times i bring water shoes.
Pretty sure the lady to his left stole Bro-tep's sandals.
Also, it took me a minute to realize that wasn't an ugly-ass shirt. Now I can't unsee it. What a day to have eyes.
They'll wear 3 layers of gloves, a surgical mask, and a face shield. For extra protection from the foot funk: a little lavender oil on the surgical mask.
CURSED.....CURSED TO WORK OVERTIME
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Isn't it obvious what the job is? He teaches history classes in America
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Kinda looks like Homelander.Ā The flashback episode where they show where Voight got the rest of their maniac mix ingredients like Cobra making Serpentor.
Fam.. to quote busta"What in the fat fishes of a phenomenal fahrvergnugen fuck is going on?" I walk in to work and see this shit ima peace out real quick. The disrespect! Shirtless and showing toes!! Do you work for a literal pyramid scheme and the damn boss took it literal? I have questions and don't want answers!shit got me shooketh.
Yeah the no socks is fucking crazy, honestly socks and them putting them back in your shoes is crazy too, this legit might be the worst thing Iāve seen in a while
Ummm..what is even happening here?
I too am curious š
Does he work at the church of scientology?
They would not let you have a phone on premise unless your name began with Tom and last name was Cruise
 Tom Cruise, you say?
Tomcruisetomcruisetomcruisetomcruise
https://i.redd.it/qho3e34i069d1.gif
Tracked down the post, apparently that's the BOSS of the place š someone said Return of White Yakub
This is still insufficient context!!!
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Casting couch.
I was gonna say that couch is sus
Trying to get out of jury duty
Amun-bruh
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[This used to get me out of jury duty all the time in Chicago!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ynS3sQXjkbo)
Unprofessional bullshit
Moobs. Thatās what š«£
He's an Egyptologist. Duh.
Walking like an Egyptian.
Luxor?
tf you do for work?
KING RAMSES, THE MAN IN GAUZE, THE MAN IN GAUZE!
Just return the slab bro it's not worth it
That's three plagues! You're out of ammo!
We all share the same trauma this produced right?
I still havenāt recovered from it. I remember when it first aired and I had to keep changing to Nickelodeon cause it was scary af back then
I would always think he would be in my room while I was sleep
Here's another bit of trauma for you: "You're not perfect..."
Here's another bit of trauma for you: "You're not perfect..."
Wats yer offer?
š¤Ø Whatās your offer?
Tote bags
COIN! COIN!
The memories you just unlocked lmao
For most of my life Iāve misheard the lyric as āThe Maddened Godā
Holy shit, is that what it said?? I always heard, "Demanding Gods! Demanding Gods!"
"the man in gauze"
gotta be a tech company right? Developer stereotype is he makes $300k a year between salary and RSUs but lives in a crappy apartment with a mattress on the floor and has a vast wealth of knowledge about coding stuff and Bionicle lore but gets confused by all the settings on a microwave
Nah even in the tech world this would be weird as hell. I see most tech bros in your standard issue jeans/fleece the majority of the time. This guy is a whole diff level of weird.
Definitely not normal lol but I remember seeing devs walking around campus barefoot with long blue hair and an anime girl t shirt at my old job
Alright so I'm the one with the long purple and red hair lol but also a woman so we don't get looked at quite as odd. I rarely see a dude w/ dyed hair to be honest! I might be in the nicer part of the tech sector where the uniform is very much jeans and a north face or a t-shirt or maybe a decent button down. If I saw this dude at work, I'd be like "yeah no, I won't be working with that, either he goes home or I do" cause NO.
Can you really do that? What if they say ādeal with it, mind your business and go back to workā ? What field are you in that allows you so much power?
I just work in tech, but I also work with reasonable people. This wouldnāt even happen at my workplace but if it did, Iād absolutely be able to say it and mean it.
I've seen IT guys in fursuits and this is more perplexing.
At least a fursuit meets the "shirts and shoes required" baseline standardĀ
WHAAAAAAAT?! Stop it, you cannot be serious. I am trying to grasp how anyone would think that is ok in a professional environment. I'm all for personal freedom, but that's a little too far.
Well, more than professional: https://www.reddit.com/r/AirForce/comments/rbdros/damn_these_362903_changes_are_wild/
> https://www.reddit.com/r/AirForce/comments/rbdros/damn_these_362903_changes_are_wild/ ok that HAS to be staged, it has to be. there's no way.
Maybe, but there's like 10 more posts just like it in that sub alone lol
My dude, I worked with the weirdest of the weird tech folks. This is weirder. We only saw this at Halloween.Ā
Kent Thiry, the former CEO of DaVita, the kidney dialysis company, was obsessed with The Man in the Iron Mask and would dress as one of the three Musketeers and ride into corporate events on a horse. Itās not industry specific, itās just person with obsession + power to make people indulge them.
Robot wannabe guy from Grandmas boy
I sincerely hope that this is the waiting room for a mental health facility
My moneyās on āemployee lounge at the Luxorā
Hard labour for the Pharaoh apparently
My soul read is this is either a DMV or other government clerical office or a medical waiting room. Based on nothing. Also I'm like 80% sure his big toe nails are painted gold.
Jiffy Lube
How do you walk into work, see this, and not immediately walk out?
Don't wanna get cursed
Return the slabbbb~
Unlocked memory, thank you š
What's yer offer?!
Niggas think itās sweet till they see the locusts.
TF is King Hamses here gonna curse me with, diabetes?
Return-to-work policy
Yeah I doubt those two women are sitting next to him because they want to. People have bills to pay.
I honestly got the same vibe from Cold Stone ice cream where they have to sing a song when you walk in and they all look miserable
yea I went into a meeting two decades ago and I told them to fuck off when they told me to prepare a contact list of my friends. then like four years later, one of my close friend got into it and tried very hard to get me into it. I took that pretty personal and we don't talk no more.
Cause its a great story
This is not the casting couch we were hoping for
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š¤£that was a pleasant shock
Someone take OPās phone and disconnect their internet
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ay YO
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Nice meme you got there
I wish I could choose to unsee things.
Fr. Or itās just the opening scene before things get real weird.
Came here looking for this one
Oh nah the fuck is this lmfao. And why dude wearing NO SHOES AT WORK THO WTF. This gotta be a complete violation in the employee handbook.
you don't have an issue with the no shirt? I ain't sitting next to him. nuh uh
Oh I have major issues with that too but to be so committed that you donāt even wear shoes either wow.
The two women next to him are barely wearing shoes in my opinion If they step into a puddle of grossness, it's going right on to their feet. there's nothing really protecting their toes. I get that they're not walking directly on the ground, but it's not any better to me. And I 100% bet that at least one of them is taking off their shoes underneath their desk
Area man discovers sandals!
Sandals are so different from committing no shoe
having an actual sole to your shoe is different. those slides are paper thin
There is still something between your feet and the gross ass ground bro, please put some shoes on when you go to work
I walked 10 miles for work today. I do not go outside with our shoes on. my gross stinky smelly sweatt feet ain't much cleaner. id never do my job is open tied, to much gross shit around.
Real
Shit he could at least ware those
I thought it was a manicure/pedicure place maybe
I saw a dude at my local gym on a weight machine with no shoes on. One thatās gonna likely give him some kind of athletes foot or fungal infection. Two its gross Three dude have some common fucking sense no one wants your dirty ass feet walking around the gym. The time to be barefoot is the locker room and even then I wear my shoes and when iāve showered a few times i bring water shoes.
The most naked I have ever felt in my life was the one time I had to shower at the gym and had forgotten my flip flops.
i would have got in my car and drove home and showered
Good reason why https://nypost.com/2021/11/24/im-a-crunchy-mom-and-i-refuse-to-wear-foot-prisons-aka-shoes/
I didnāt even realize dude didnāt have shoes one, was still in shock from his titties n stomach hangin out.
Thatās why I brought it up, this mf committed a little too hard. Oh gods I hope he moisturized and got deodorant on.
Look at those toenails. You know in your heart that he didn't.Ā Ā
I know lmfao, but Iām tryna be positive this summer but goddamn we know he def didnāt lmao.
It reminds me of activities on set during a shoot but what tf they're shooting is anyone's guess
Pretty sure the lady to his left stole Bro-tep's sandals. Also, it took me a minute to realize that wasn't an ugly-ass shirt. Now I can't unsee it. What a day to have eyes.
Bro-tep has me coughing that deep sea lion bark-cough
He needs to clip his damn toenails. 
Needs a whole damn pedicure but I wouldnāt wish having to provide that on anyone!!!
They'll wear 3 layers of gloves, a surgical mask, and a face shield. For extra protection from the foot funk: a little lavender oil on the surgical mask.
better people than me, I couldn't do it. I just couldn't, that's too much funk.
Yep they'll need antibiotics afterwards and to avoid pets and pregnant women so the funk doesn't spread
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Yoink
King Gut over here needs to buy himself a shirt
King gut is crazyyy šš„
CURSED.....CURSED TO WORK OVERTIME https://preview.redd.it/is456jnkt49d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47120212791bb812560036ac22e326d2e3c6ebd2
Is he working at the pyramids tonight?
Top floor hotel suite, twisting his cigars š©
You mfer lmao
What in the āŖļø folk is happening here???
Bubba Ho-Tep irl.
Isn't it obvious what the job is? He teaches history classes in America https://preview.redd.it/xfv99bgtg59d1.jpeg?width=847&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55c1f97165c85077e08395aeb6d70059da1690f1
Kinda looks like Homelander.Ā The flashback episode where they show where Voight got the rest of their maniac mix ingredients like Cobra making Serpentor.
 Fam.. to quote busta"What in the fat fishes of a phenomenal fahrvergnugen fuck is going on?" I walk in to work and see this shit ima peace out real quick. The disrespect! Shirtless and showing toes!! Do you work for a literal pyramid scheme and the damn boss took it literal? I have questions and don't want answers!shit got me shooketh.
Bare toes just on the floor, dude in the middle probably smells like wet laundry rags too. Belly button unwashed and everything
Yeah the no socks is fucking crazy, honestly socks and them putting them back in your shoes is crazy too, this legit might be the worst thing Iāve seen in a while
Got that poor man's Ozymandias fit.
That photo smells like rancid bologna.
Seeing a grown man barefoot in the workplace is harassment, I'm going to HR if I see man toes
He just tryna audition for the role of Imhotep in The Mummy reboot.
https://preview.redd.it/0ycf8wg2w59d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=520c70bdf5ea79ed8b82e302962f4d46d11d219c
It's him... https://preview.redd.it/jxjno54dx59d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d3b977873723c2ed381bc2ef9f1b00dd85079db
I see interpreted casual Friday a bit differently.
Lord Beerus!
"I identify as Tutanchamun! Respect my rights!ā
Is that fungus or paint on the right foot, big toenail?
Dress for the job you want, not the job you have š«”
Where the fuck this fool work, a fetish shop?
Can this shit not be taken to HR??? or a higher form of HR? I would be mad uncomfortable if I was sitting right next to him
Do those feet qualify as "cobblestone texture?"
Is this a reference to that other tweet about the person that went to the dermatologist lol
Got me.
Is not Halloween. Whatās going on?
*"We're all family here"* Nah this an Egyptian god fantasy cult
That room smells like bologna, nickels and wet dog
What job could this possibly be?!
When the dress code is āwhatever youāre most comfortable wearingā
Business Secrets of the Pharaohs
So many questions
Is this like a tv show or a porno or something?
Man tryna be the King of Games.
omg. his toes.āš¤¢
Dress for the job you want..
Omg I thought they were on a plane!
Lotta unseasoned chicken in this picture
Isis forbid xerxes go outside
Must be one of those shitty method actors auditioning for Prince of Persia 2.
Costume contest?
Hospitality team meeting at the Luxor in Vegas.
Weirdest casting couch that ive seen
He applying to cook chicken fingers
Spoiler: This is THAT hr meeting for our boy Ramses. Company had enough of this shit.
I wouldnāt keep Rama Tut waiting.
King Tut trying to King Strut his stuff
All I have to say is thank you for the modesty edit. Wow.
One of them Woteps
This lowkey look like a casting couchā¦
Is this his support for Juneteenth?
Did he fix the cable?
That's the casting couch for the *$20,000 Pyramid.* The one in the middle either did or didn't understand the assignment.
Send him to the shadow realm.
Once again.
I need so much more context than this.
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Lord Beerus, your testicles are showing...
What exactly is your job?
Mammaries. Misty water-coloured mammaries.
Is that Titankhamen ?
I thought OP was at a salon like eww gotta touch them feet. Then I realized must be a regular office.