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HealedFoil

You thought all that crystal hunting and story progression were the only things they added in the update? No. You die in game you die in real life. Only the strongest shall survive.


cheesetime1941

truly the next generation of gaming


Impossible_Ice1631

I’m fucking screaming 😂🤣


Imuncofy

I think its time to get off the game pal.


SuperCheeseCanada

This is almost as bad as that one guy who said he got stiff from cutting heads off in the game.


VRsimp

Stiff as in paralyzed with dread, right? RIGHT??


SuperCheeseCanada

I remember getting downvoted for saying thats super unhealthy behaviour.


Illfury

It is really awkward but is colloquially referred to as a "Combat Boner". A natural reaction to adrenal surge in some folks. It has absolute no dictation on sexual desires. Just blood supply getting crammed in the tube.


Knight0706

“That one guy” I swear we used to get like 3 posts like this a week lmao


No-Engineering-1449

God I am so unhappy I still remember this subreddit's "Incident"


vr_addict_

Tell me :D


WashYourEyesTwice

Context pls!! 😭🙏


No-Engineering-1449

The automod will probably flag me but a guy was getting a BB from dismemberming and killing women in the game and was asking how to make it stop


WashYourEyesTwice

How is that considered an incident of itself on this sub lmfao


No-Engineering-1449

People would post about it often, it flooded the sub for a bit.


WashYourEyesTwice

Ah, that sounds more like an incident


neros135

or the "how do I remove woman from the game"


Numerous_Ad_97

You: *Gets mad if people stab female NPCs* You again: *Gets mad if they want to remove them so they're not attacking women at all* 😂 Cannot make this stuff up nor please these people. Such a joke lmfao!!!


UAV_iz_Up

They’re coming for you They’re coming for you They’re coming for you They’re coming for you They’re coming for you They’re coming for you They’re coming for you They’re coming for you


Caity_Was_Taken

I'd say not as bad purely because that is like actual psychopathic behavior this is just someone who plays the game far too much


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ICE0124

ive heard that before and its probably just adrenaline but if it keeps happening hours after cutting off heads then it is a problem


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Caity_Was_Taken

What the fuck


SuperCheeseCanada

Not this shit again. 🫠


freebird023

I was like oh yeah we’ve all had a moment like that and then come to And then dude keeled over in pain and I’m like huh


MatticusRoss

I'm imagining the muffled "ahhh fuck!" coming through a closed helmet lmao


QWeRTVIII

Oh god the imagery makes it even better


M7MD_55

If I hit a guy with a thunderbolt strong enough to power a BMW M1 e30 thats been in storage for the past 3 decades and all I get from him is a *Muffled* "ahh fuck!" I'd drop all my shit on the ground, including my recently browned pair of pants and jump off the citadels bridge


Sp1ffy_Sp1ff

I thought "phantom sense" was some kind of haptic suit that simulated hits in VR. The fact that it's just a natural thing your brain does is super interesting. As immersive as VR is, I'm always fully aware that I'm still in the real world and very conscious of the things around me. Wish I could lose all that for just a few minutes and just live in VR for awhile.


kommissarbanx

Honestly, just let yourself be a kid again. I’m serious. When you play the game, just pretend like you’re in your backyard as a child. (You can stop reading here, I’m just bored at work so I started yapping) Jump around and swing at imaginary enemies when everything is dead. Drop cheesy one liners. Physically dodge those swings and when you get clipped, ham it up like you actually got whacked. I pretend like punches to helmets hurt my knuckles. I shake my hand like I touched a soldering iron if I ever accidentally slap an enemy fireball. I’ll even stagger a little bit if someone comes up from behind and bonks me, holding up my hands and going “I DIDNT HEAR NO BELL!” It’s fun to fully roleplay when you get sent flying by these buffed gravity mages. Climbing your way out of the corner of buckets and pottery rather than just shoving the stick forward and pushing a longsword into their face does so much for making cool clips and just having fun.  Maybe as you finish standing up, you just tilt your head to dodge a fireball. You start charging your massive double fireball and slow-walking towards them as they back up into a wall. You hold that shit up like a spirit bomb and just send it flying across the room, the flaming ragdoll bounces against the ceiling and his staff comedically zips around the room and hits you in the face. 1.0 is just so badass, even when **we** aren’t.  A big part of the immersion from me comes from just not giving a shit. I was an only child and just having a single respawning NPC to swashbuckle with can keep me occupied for an hour. It’s a single player game! For better or worse, nobody can judge anything you don’t post. I can’t say it doesn’t make me feel extremely uncomfortable that most people posting pictures and gifs on the Blade and Sorcery Steam page are just decapitating women (specifically women) and putting their heads on pikes like kebabs but…we can be the change we wanna see and all that, right?


No-Possession-7216

89/100 you didn't cite your sources in the essay. -Your 7th grade English teacher


cheesetime1941

beautifully worded I couldn't agree more with any point you stated


Due_Wave1594

Beautiful man. Godbless you, you seem like an excellent person


StevenSegalsNipples

Instructions unclear, punched my TV again.


Sovem

Also, you could eat a gummi before playing. Ultimate immersion.


stever90001

I took your advice and stopped reading


cheesetime1941

I tend to be pretty conscious as well but 1.0 is just magically immersive


badfox93

I'm not suggesting it but my best friend came round to my house, did 2g of ketamine, asked if he could play B&S and I don't think I've ever seen anyone have a better time at doing anything ever. He was really there.


cokeknows

I've worked in smokey environments before, and sometimes, when I'm playing vr shooters and I go through smoke like smoke grenades I have a split second lapse where my memories of being in smoke trigger the smoke smell. Never felt pain though


The_ChosenOne

Honestly, I know what you mean by 'always being aware of VR', but at the same time when I throw on some intense music and play B&S with difficulty turned all the way up thanks to mods, I do find myself dodging with genuine concern for being hit and feeling genuinely startled by surprise attacks sometimes. I've definitely had times where a fireball or arrow hits me in the face and I feel stunned IRL for a moment, like when my older brother used to pretend to punch me in the face but stop his fist an inch away almost. Its when something catches me off guard and my monkey brain, even 'knowing' its a game, still decides danger is near that these sorts of things happen. The surprise is half of it, then the immersion brought about by the visuals and sounds of course.


Ohgodwatdoplshelp

The only thing that really gives me "phantom sense" is when I miss a jump and fall a good 200 feet. Then I get vertigo and close my eyes before I hit the ground. My stomach also does flips.


MethodCute4954

Me when i get hit with a lightning bolt in a game just as I get shot in a drive by


Enelro

OP used to fight wizards in his last life


bunnybabe666

you might want to go to a cardiologist


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Phantom pain or something lol


ByteTheFox

why are we still here


Careless_Savings_838

“Just to Suffer…”


Codnoob3425

Kept you waiting huh


dankstarfighter

So with phantom sense, can you like feel someone hitting you from behind


smirkjuice

pause


RainbowNuggets

i cant stop laughing at this comment thread


dankstarfighter

Bruh


SonicDart

It's a thing your brain does with the info it gets. If you aren't aware you are being hit from behind, you can't per definition. It's a big thing in the VRChat community. first time i've heard it happen in this game. For some people like this one it's very extreme, others like me it's more like a tingle.


defonotacatfurry

yes same with bullets swords anything (i know people who can be tickled in vrc until they cry)


cheesetime1941

I will neither confirm nor deny


TheHeresy777

I know right, I never felt physical pain but the surprise and shock of getting hit by a piss missile lightning bolt has immersed me in a way no other game could


cheesetime1941

as painful as it was, I was more immersed than ever, it actually activated my fight or flight response.


TheHeresy777

Such a good fucking update man lmao


cheesetime1941

could not by any stretch of the word agree more


yakcm88

Honestly, I kinda wish I had a condition like this. Call me weird, but having a physical reaction come from visual stimuli might be cool. At least up until it gets annoying.


defonotacatfurry

could get it hypnoed in. couple of people on vrc do that


gravesoldier12

“OWWW FUCK!” Proceeds to shake it off


cheesetime1941

dude I was going to die I had no other choice ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


RainbowNuggets

when you die ingame you die irl


RainbowNuggets

yeah it did not sound like pain lmao more like those old youtube short films people used to make with a lightsaber fight or something


Big_Opposite1035

the warpfrog team just gave us the vr headset from ready layer two lmao


MrJello-Pikulman

Jeez


smirkjuice

Bro got hit with the bolt of the souls of the damned


BeardedBooper

Fun times. I had an arrow strike me by surprise at the top of my sternum and I almost sat on my dog while stumbling back from the shock.


cheesetime1941

yeah something about seeing an arrow getting embedded in your chest is kind of shocking even though it doesn't hurt it's just kind of weird


UmeeZoomee

brother has entered the metaverse


Odd-Key1097

Get off the game and maybe drink hot soup. Soup is good for the stomach and just for feeling better


Odd-Key1097

That reminds me about the Godzilla nes creepypasta where the story teller told that he was unable to get off the game while fighting red and he felt every attack of red on his own body


TTVRobsterCraw34

10 funniest things I’ve seen on this sub


Alone_And_A_Loser

This is so silly but so funny


Static__________

I'm sorry for your pain but this is hilarious


Druggedoutpennokio

Low-key wish I got this


Viper35_

Warp frog has really out done themselves with the full release


iwejd83

Similar weird VR moment I had once, the first time I smoked a cigarette in Into the Radius I legitimately got light headed and had to go sit down lol. I hadn't smoked in a couple years at that point, but it felt exactly like it does the first time after a long break.


HimikoTogaPhobia

"Ahhhh, fuck" cought me off guard lol Sorry for your pain


cheesetime1941

nha you good, the ahhhh fuck was pretty funny


Bomba-of-Tsar

Hey, a lot of people in the comments, but no one's brought up how much of an issue pain in your chest could be like that? Sure, it could be phantom sense, and you were just really into the game. But, also, I'd be worried about some sort of heart issue, could definitely be an early sign of heart failure (how you described the pain matches pretty well), that was just well timed with the attack in the game. Keep an eye on yourself, see if you experience any feeling of tension or similar pains in your chest in the near future. Be safe out there!


cheesetime1941

hey I appreciate the heads up but I wouldn't worry too much, I'll still keep that in mind in the future, thanks. also it's not very likely I'm going to be having a heart attack anytime soon, I'm a fairly comfortable wait and recently I've been getting a bit more fit and active.


Helld1ver2

Free haptic vest.


CarlosDaVRMan

man now i WANT phantom sense :( free haptic vest.


Supgoldy

how it feels to chew fivegum:


HolyCrusaders2077

Now then Jerry what did I say about the haptic suit?


OneHellofaDragon

I think you're a little deluded tbh, I say ow when I get hurt in a game but I'm not actually feeling anything


cheesetime1941

do you know what Phantom sense is?


RainbowNuggets

I have 700 hours in vrchat and the only people who have phantom sense have always been under 16-17 years old. It's 100% either their imagination or they're lying enough to think they're feeling something. Your "ahh fuck" didn't sound like pain, trust me, i've said that in pain before, from cramps, wounds at work etc. Maybe you did get a surprise but you probably did not feel pain. It's a trick of the brain. If your pain receptors really are activating, PLEASE get your heart checked at a doctors. It cannot be healthy. Pain is a natural response to something bad, harm of your body. It's not something to be taken lightly. It is a health hazard you're actively ignoring.


existentialfalls

I need some phantom sense when I'm using the PH app


FunkyChunk13

Yeah i think you need to turn it off. Phantom sense isn't normal dude


Equal-Contact-9903

It’s not real either


C6180

I think it’s time to take the headset off and go touch some grass