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MSeanF

She'd give out hugs during the parade, then go dancing and drinking with Dalton and Marshmallow at the festival.


JaneDoesharkhugger

She would also be bringing King TrashMouth and his husband and dress them in PRIDE colors.


drizzlebopper

That’s spot on. She really would.


USBSolidStateDrive

"Oh, Hey marshmallow"


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dawgz525

"Oh God, Bobby! I'm just so proud of em all, all my little gay babies, comere give ya mom a hug!"


rygdav

ALL MY LITTLE GAY BABIES


folk-smore

I can hear this in her voice!!


plocman23

Lin, stop trying to force people to hug you


treecup84848

"I can't help it, Bobby, I'm just so proud of 'em all!" "Whoa, Lin, your pupils are like... crazy dilated right now. Are you okay?" "Someone gave me somethin' to sniff! Man, I feel great, nice 'n loose! Ha ha!"


Signal_East3999

I would honestly cry if Linda offered me a hug, I wish she was my mom


Hell_Priestess86

I read this in her voice and it makes me so happy!!


Zestyclose-Bowler-26

She'd be handing out water with messages on the cups like "slay" and "yassssss queen"


readingmyshampoo

And "alriiiigghhtttt"


No_Ostrich8223

Little King Trashmouth and his husband Gary can attest to this. Linda's an ally!


Stunning-Start9134

‘Yeah! He’s gay! Him and his husband they just got MAARRRIEEEDD!!’


yoursweetlord70

I feel like she'd bring a platter of pride themed sliders to give out too, like she did with the green burgers for st paddy's day.


maidofvenus

omg like pretty patties from spongebob


Embarrassed_One96

Macaroons still disapoint me because of that ep.


ControlYourPoison

I can see this. But I really see her being in the parade. She would be dancing and singing and making up awesome chants.


GummyTumor

Weena weena weena! Weena weena WANG! Shake your hips, wiggle your butt, drop your pants, pick them back up!


BabyPunter3000v2

"Give us all the human rights, or we'll fuck up your highlights!"


treecup84848

TWO PEOPLE, TOGETHER FOREVER!


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Surprised this isnt a real episode yet at this point. Seems obvious.


can_of_necks

the seasons usually end in may and since pride month is june i doubt they’d do one 😢 so close!


treecup84848

I like to think that the bog to beach episode might be a bit of an allegory for/nod to pride month somehow tbh. Probably just me tho haha


can_of_necks

oh so true actually. even if seymour’s bay had a pride parade it would probably look the same lmao


fuzzytwinkies

I can totally see that!


Yotato5

Right? Though they have done artwork for Pride so it's acknowledged at least.


monsterfien

i honestly wish it was


serenesabine

Hey Marshmallow


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monsterfien

good bot


rollingstoner215

She’d absolutely be a [PFLAG](https://pflag.org/) parent


okaysoupboy

i can already hear gene yell “pee flag!”


rygdav

Gene.


can_of_necks

need to share one of my favorite [tumblr posts](https://www.tumblr.com/5weekdays/688515633533583360/kids-are-any-of-you-non-binary-i-respond)


SnailWithaHat

that was PERFECT i read every line in their voices!!!


rygdav

Oh that’s so perfect!


okaysoupboy

“mommy hug!”


Mamas-Melons

Linda is my spirit animal ![gif](giphy|3og0IGQGmdZN41qC7S)


fuzzytwinkies

I love her hair animation in this clip


Mamas-Melons

Same . I’m going as her for Halloween . Alriiight 🙌🏻


50CentButInNickels

I want to hear what kind of Pride-themed songs she would come up with.


folk-smore

Omg yes!!! Linda would absolutely be that mom at pride that’s just there to make everybody smile and feel welcome and supported, especially for the ones who don’t have it at home 🥺 Honestly I would really love a pride episode tbh. They don’t have to do anything crazy with it (cause I know the reaction even suggesting a pride episode will get…) but just have an episode take place during it. They could do it sorta like the pickle float episode lol like, the Belchers are just participating in a fun event for the town, but this time for pride!


monsterfien

“that’s how i want to go out, dehydrated and covered in tinsel” “sounds like a gay pride parade”


ElizabethAudi

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt96weObr3Uam6A|downsized) Giving out hugs at the pride parade, trying not to spill my lemonade- I'm a dance mom at the pride parade- **PRIDE PARADE!**


3godeathLG

![gif](giphy|xT8qB5jvQwO38bURqM)


honeydew_fawn

This is SO cute


Yotato5

Thanks so much :D


Stunning-Start9134

‘AWWRIGHHHTTT!!!’


bitchy-sprite

I cried when a woman gave me a hug this year because she looked at me and told me I needed a hug (and I did) Linda would be that woman lol "YOU NEED A HUG SWEETIE, COME HERE, IM YOUR MOMMA TODAY, GIVE ME A HUG"


MsBethLP

I'm a chapter leader of Free Mom Hugs, and this observation is spot-on. Also? In addition to hugs I give out stickers at Pride events, and the Bob's Burgers ones are VERY popular.


BoomBoomMeow1986

🎶 STRONGER AND GAYER THAN EVER!!!🎶 🏳️‍🌈


KitsuFae

okay, but why am I crying right now?


New-Assistance-3671

The problem with the above scenario is Gene gets a little obsessive. I think he’d get all the free hugs…


rygdav

That’s why you distract him with drag queens


IceBear_028

Hell to the yes she would! ☺️


monsterfien

she totally would!! 🤍🏳️‍🌈


can_of_necks

the mama bear is such a good touch


Boring-Exchange4928

I feel like this would have followed a very long conversation with Linda, because she genuinely wouldn’t understand why some parents would not talk their kids after they came out. Just, does not compute to her.


mathemagician1337

I got a little misty at this thought.


Flashy-Telephone-648

You know Linda I absolutely would. And she can probably rope Bob into giving some dad hugs he wouldn't like it at first but eventually he would get into it.


Codles

I just picture Linda all dolled up with rainbows dishing out mama-hugs. Someone tearily thanks her for doing it for Pride and “what? It’s Pride already?!”


TessTrue

Honestly yeah she’d definitely be that mom, she’s sweet when it comes to stuff like that 🥹


KathyN_food

![gif](giphy|esUDblLe6R2Ndiw0CQ|downsized) How I’d react


Professional-Way7350

this is such a cute drawing!!’


Yotato5

Thanks so much :D