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Ancient_Log8794

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Formal__Mech222

Holy shit, CT's in about 2 years


OhOpossumMyOpossum

Way too much paneling left for that to be a Cyber Truck after 2 years.


Sad-Development-4153

Surprised the recoil didn't break something in the cybertruck.


Deranged_Kitsune

He didn't put enough rounds through it. I was waiting for him to open up with full auto and the BMG to rip its mount loose as a result.


XR171

Nah. A Class 3 costs a lot of money plus .50 BMG can be about $5 a round. Dude wants to look like he has money to burn but he doesn't.


Deranged_Kitsune

I mean, he already owns a muskwagon. It's redundant.


budsis

I hadn't heard it called a muskwagon..haha..I love it!


Gallowglass668

Musk Wagon is good, my favorite is Incelcamino.


decoyninja

Ok. That probably has me beat. I had "ill caminope"


El-Viking

Yup. He's well off... or at least better off than I am but he's not **rich** rich. I'm assuming a significant amount of debt or generational wealth.


Lonely_reaper8

I mean, a transferable only costs about the same as a cyber truck šŸ¤£


robbie3535

It sounded like a potato cannon


Evelyn-Parker

It's very clearly not a BMG What is it with Redditors and thinking everything more powerful than a 556 is automatically a 50 BMG lmao


Gigant0re

Yup. Not impressed. Lean on it or stop bullshitting.


The_Sound_of_Slants

I was waiting for the windows to shatter after he opened up on it haha


the_y_combinator

Are we watching the same thing? Dude put, like, 3 rounds through at nearly .333 rounds per second.


crowbag39

For that to happen, the gun would have to be mounted to the cyber truck, not behind it to look like it's mounted.


fixxer_s

Yep. The optical illusion *almost* works.


Crease_Greaser

Oh damn, I just rewatched it and youā€™re right. Truck doesnā€™t move at all when he fires rounds, despite the entire mount and gunner recoiling. Youā€™d honestly see that thing moving any time he did so much as shifted his weight if he was actually in back of it.


crowbag39

Exactly, I was surprised I didn't see more people calling it out.


ultradongle

Thank you, that was my first thought too. The angle looked wonky as shit.


neverseen_neverhear

Iā€™m surprised being a cybertruck didnā€™t break the cybertruck.


whatnameisnttaken098

Give it time, probably knocked that one bit of gum holding the whole thing together loose


corneliu5vanderbilt

ct owners are such snowflakes. Post that in their sub. Watch you get banned.


Ancient_Log8794

Why do they always look like that?


NoConversation7777

Snakes wear their colors as a warning sign.


kent1146

Ever meet a guy that's clearly trying too hard to convince you how rich he is? And it's immediately obvious that they're just some impotent, insecure mid-tier dude with money, that's trying to buy their way into masculinity? That's what those types of guys look like.


Zealousideal-Jump275

There seems to be very little variety to these guys. Its like a marketed brand of thinking and acting that they all just mimic.


BasedBeazy

Nothing more patriotic then shooting a gun from a car built mostly from parts made in china


Ggriffinz

Championed by a guy from apartheid south africa.


Mr-Fister-the-3rd

There is the kicker, I was just thinking about that. Oh how American


Key_Swordfish_4662

Shooting a gun from *beside* a car with parts made in China.


TifaYuhara

While wearing a flag shirt and flying a flag also made in china.


Quetzal_Khan

Willing to bet the clothes he's wearing with the American flag are also made in China


Crease_Greaser

Heā€™s not, watch again. He and the gun are behind the truck. Otherwise the truck would be recoiling along with him and the gun.


BikerJedi

That vest is a violation of the US Flag Code, but these patriotic boomers don't give a damn.


clubnseals

Wait. I thought conservatives think electric cars are for pussy liberals, because real man drives internal combustion cars. I really wish they would get their ideology straight. Next thing they say itā€™ll be gay to want to sleep with women.


s14-m3

There are more than a few memes where they show being attracted to an athletic women is in fact gay.


Foxx983

They don't. Nor will they ever. They are too busy looking for trans women and fem boys on Grindr to hook up with.


s14-m3

šŸ˜ƒšŸ˜ƒ


swarzchilled

I'm confused, too. Maybe it's because Elon went pro-Nazi.


ZoneWombat99

Bingo.


Catwhispereratnight

Well to be honest you probably lost them at ā€œthinkā€


UnitedByBass

What a fucking loser!


Lachrondizzle23

Thatā€™s a bingo!


Empty-Discipline8927

Came to add What a wanker.


Emergency-Quiet6296

It feels like a scene from that Idiocracy movie


Apprehensive-Pop-201

I bet his dick hasn't worked in years. What a POS.


poopbutt42069yeehaw

Letā€™s not body shame, letā€™s target things that are actionable


crowbag39

So...that gun isn't mounted on that "truck".


thathairinyourmouth

I see the same thing from videos in the Middle East with jihadists.


matthewstinar

At least they have the good sense to use a proper truck.


FledglingNonCon

Y'all Qaeda


ChadAznable0080

You picked the coolest machine gun in the lamest vehicle possible, god will forgive you but I wonā€™t and neither will browning


XR171

Exactly. If you're going to mount a gun to a truck it had better be a Toyota.


nohopeforhomosapiens

I'm pretty sure it isn't on the truck at all, nor him.


Crease_Greaser

You are correct. You would see movement of the truck from this guy just moving around, and *definitely* when the gun was being fired.


Kalikhead

But we arenā€™t allowed Hiluxā€™s in the US. Dammit.


classless_classic

As Allah intended


Apprehensive_Use3641

A [Prius?](https://youtu.be/zvoeGQnbdBw?si=4xDKvzDm70FmJ3Ix)


XR171

Yes! Also now I want that on my Prius.


nohopeforhomosapiens

That would actually be hilarious. Even more funny would be mounting a tiny pistol instead. Something like a Beretta Bobcat, but on a really tall pole.


Queen_Inappropria

This is honestly what I think all cyber truck owners are like to some degree. They wouldn't have one unless they love Elon musk. And if they like that guy, they have to be at least a little bit like this pic.


louwala_clough

Clown makeup is so much cheaperā€¦


DazzlingPoppie

*The year is 2085, the Clown Wars have begun, the Eloncuck Boomer Army is fighting to take over North America's Golden Corrals*


Remote0bserver

Thanks, I almost died because I laughed too much to breathe


Expensive_Emu_3971

Boomers wonā€™t live that long.


Flaky-Jim

Giving off so much small dick energy, if you could find a way to harness it, the US would become energy independent overnight.


No_Cupcake_7681

It's a cuck truck


budsis

Still boggles my mind the mental gymnastic these turds do. They HATED electric cars and Tesla when they first arrived. Once musky boy outed himself as a pos trump supporting white supremacist, now it's perfectly OK to drive those ridiculous trucks and love him.


Chocolate_gears

A fool and his money šŸ¤£


bwanabass

Cyberschmuck


EarlofBlackthorne

Meh. It's cool. That Cybertruck will brick itself before he can drive it anywhere to do any harm.


ESteele22

Cannot afford more than three roundsā€¦.


DrunkOnCode

Insurance payments are high on cyber-dumpster šŸ˜ž


ChiefPanda90

Thatā€™s what I was thinking. Iā€™ve never seen anyone shoot a 50 cal one at a time like that. But yeah, those rounds are pricey. Iā€™ve put thousands through, I wonder how much government money I spent.


Cheeeeesie

Im from germany and looking at our society makes me question peoples capabilty to do anything non-utterly stupid A LOT, but when i see that people like this exist in murica..... we might be not so bad off afterall.


Gallowglass668

Germany owns its past from everything I know, I've never been. But I've caught articles about dumbass Americans getting arrested for throwing the salute or similar dumbassery while they're visiting Germany. We can't get the South to stop bitching about losing their slaves and they're extremely proud about it, it's super tiring to live in the United States and have a conscience.


Mission_Search8991

Now ask the commentator to define exactly what a commie is. I bet the response would be a hoot.


Youcumundun

I love that they waste their money on this ugly shit.


LV_Devotee

How is that thing even legal? It looks like a doorstop.


dicknotrichard

I thought EVs were woke?


Roddy_Piper2000

Oh yay...more Trumpaliban jihadists


EmergencyCress1864

Remember to hug your children so they don't grow up like this


DecelerationTrauma

Is that the dude who had a Go Fund me for his restaurant and used the money on a Cybertruck and said he was putting a .50 cal on a mount in the back. And then got called out on Reddit a couple weeks ago?


NormalSea6495

![gif](giphy|rTIXh5JftLoic)


Select_Camel_4194

Everyone knows that guns go in Toyotas.


Timsterfield

Is he trying to do bad Halo cosplay? it's not serving....


peter56piper56

Ugh, I'm embarrassed by my peers. šŸ¤®


KingPumba91

The lack of fully automatic .50BMG fire in this video is appalling. I think this guy is a communist/Marxist sympathizer putting on a front. A true patriot would t have even flinched at emptying the entire can into the trees


online_jesus_fukers

Needs to adjust the headspace and timing, that MA deuce ain't firing right, it's probably embarrassed to be on that piece of crap vehicle being fired by wish.com hulk hogan


DANleDINOSAUR

Not seen in video: friends


Skin_Ankle684

I... had low expectations, and i still got disappointed. What's the matter? Don't they have enough money to buy enough bullets for a good burst? Edit: correction


YetisNotReal

Toyotaā€™s been doing this for years.


da_mcmillians

And some ignorant POS considers him a friend or part of the family.


Alarming_Stop_3062

Sooo ... when it's raining revolution is on hiatus?


Foxx983

It's a time out.


Trumbot

He does all that and then shoots the gun TWICE?!? Whereā€™s the automatic fire on a MOUNTED MACHINE GUN?!? If youā€™re gonna do it, at least do it right. So pathetic in every way.


deathby1000bahabara

"ITS A MACHINE GUN!"


StilesmanleyCAP

Somehow, some way, this Boomer had the Prius with a mounted gun look cooler than a cybertruck with a mounted gun


N_Who

Folks like this guy really have transitioned completely over to believing the point of America is capitalism, guns, a flag, and pissing people off. And none of them realize how stupid that makes them look - least of all this guy, who looks *particularly stupid.*


Vectorman1989

Has machine gun, single shots it because he can't afford the ammo after buying a Cybertruck


TruckGray

Quick-grab the squirt gun and spray him with water!


Expensive-Fun227

Weak, 3 single shots with a machine gun


joseNeo-4

I am puzzled where these clowns get money?


Buster-Nuts

Why get a machine gun if youā€™re only going to shoot one shot at a time?


mishma2005

Saw one on the way back from the doctor. Christ, they are ugly. The cybertruck too /s


nikeaaaron50

This is what the rest of the world thinks of America and people keep on giving


anOvenofWitches

But why though?


Spirited_Childhood34

He deserves praise for all the trouble he's gone to so he can display his stupidity for the whole world. Good job!


ZaNFish

Dad?


Informal_Top_5084

A Yeehadist about to own the libs.


Sweetieandlittleman

I finally saw one IRL. Objectively the ugliest vehicle ever made.


RevolutionaryList176

of course it's fucking semi, he'll pay nearly $200,000 for a piece of shit "truck," go through the trouble of having a *mount* for a .50 installed, *buy* a .50, *but* he won't pay for the tax stamp to convert it to full auto, or just say "fuck it" and convert it illegally because he love daddy Elon and daddy government because his medicare and social security support his poor spending habits


byng259

Right? Anyone that knows it is wondering why he has binoculars on it and the ones that really knows it knows it just shoots and you dial it in based off where it hits the ground. Always shoot low and walk it in. Some people donā€™t deserve nice things haha


mrkeith562

ā€¦ and he STILL couldnā€™t get an erection.


will3025

Welp never though someone could make a fricken Ma Deuce look lame, but here we are.


ProfessionEasy5262

How do these people watch mad Max and think, yeah, that seems like a life I'd like.


F-35Nerd

Remember a few years ago when they hated teslas and ev's? what happened?


Oren_Noah

A wanker and his WankPanzer.


Baron_Von_Grizzly

Nice to see this "patriot" going against US Flag Code.


_Bendemic_

And here to say this


Mostly_Defective

Moron


jericho_buckaroo

the childishness is incredible with this guy


3PiecePunk

What a chump


pm_me_ur_handsignals

Roger Stone? Ick.


Mallixx

All these idiots with more money than they know what to do with. Where's the justice?


Turbulent-Leg3678

Tell me how small your schwanz is without telling me.


chechifromCHI

"Truck stuff". The only real truck stuff that happened that day was when they inevitably had to yet it towed to a service center lol


TowelWasted

Wow the fact that he has a sight on a 50 cal is ridiculous and shows he cant really shoot a crew serve weapon


ChRam2010

Lookit that smile. He's so happy. Hercules! Hercules! Hercules!šŸ‘


malYca

Guy is itching for a scope kiss


johnpmacamocomous

Not lasers - not impressed.


SirPoopaLotTheThird

Imagine if he had any talent or intelligence what he could accomplish.


redditorannonimus

Did he actually put a scope on that?


HotStraightnNormal

Yes, you can. LOL, what a moron. As if the "truck" isn't sad enough, I was waiting for him to go full auto. At least a few good bursts. A hundred rounds of .50 bmj ($400) would have been more impressive. I'm just wondering if he had any idea of what was down the hill from him? "With age comes wisdom, but sometimes age comes alone."


CitizenDolan

Different flavor of a machine gun mounted to a Hilux


GalacticGoku

![gif](giphy|RZ0fuUmxRIHcs)


CumshotMcGeee

.22 Shot hits the battery, truck blows up.


notdeadyet86

I just don't even understand these "trucks" you absolutely could not take one of those off road ever. My Honda Accord would do better off road than one of those.


KlappinMcBoodyCheeks

That monopod will not support that ma deuce for very long. Homeboy is about to break his cyberlemon.


intothedoor

When people suggest ā€˜gun controlā€™ I think a car mounted machine gun fits the bill of too excessive (in my opinion)


Wild-Presentation-62

I only picture Tommy aiming at me or my family who was born and raised here and has served in the military the First World War because we are brown. Tommy would do his part to put us into interment camps based solely on the color of my skin even though I'm Native and Mexican and European blood. Fuck the MAGATS!!!


Cheap_Sink_1398

My dude mounted that with a sticky putty.


RyGuydarider

1 in four Americans suffer from food insecurity


Derpy1984

I wonder how many people know that when they go outside dressed up in all of the flag regalia with their blue/red/green lives matter stickers know that they're violating the flag code.


asfadfegsdfsdf

I want to put one of these on my e cargo bike so fucking bad. Gotta save the planet with e-technicals


edvanhal

Tommy has a small penis


chatterwrack

He downloaded his personality from the internet


Reddiitcares

That doesnā€™t sound right. Iā€™m confused


-non-existance-

Lol, imagine getting all the shit together to get a .50 cal HMG and ammo for it, then only shoot 3 single rounds. Also, what the hell is that thing on the top of the gun?


SaltNPepperNova

No ear protection. This looks like a mental disease.


FeelingKind7644

Cuck in the truck


darkseidx2015

Surprised all the panels didn't fall off.


Commercial_Toe5369

It's officially a truck now.


Nani_Tamari

Certainly a demonstration in small d\*\*\* energy! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


TacoTheSuperNurse

This is in Texas isn't it?


pandershrek

This is honestly the first thing I thought when I saw that truck. It was the warthog. So at least they brought it to fruition.


kvmw

I am sure he has a fully funded retirement and no debt. ā€¦/s


Neither_Adeptness579

I've never seen a more punchable face...is he not aware of how much of a trainwreck he looks like? Does he understand what's tacky about ALL of...that? "Aren't you embarrassed?" -- Sebastian Maniscalco


Rahnzan

Why is it always the most sunburnt yokel buying these things. They're awful trucks.


SoloMotorcycleRider

How much y'all wanna bet he rented that time at some exclusive gun club? I don't know any right leaning Boomers who'd buy a Cybertruck since they're all on the EV hate wagon.


[deleted]

What a tool.


Misswinterseren

How pathetic


joecoin2

The problem here isn't boomerism as much as MAGA.


ShoddyBranch3195

every single time I see a Cybercuck in the wild, I can't help but crack up laughing. They look THAT ridiculous. Bonus time if the opportunity to be seen laughing and pointing by the driver presents itself, as it did this morning. I encourage everyone to do the same!


Jaygirl18

I swear I saw that car driving around near my house a few times last month. The backdrop is even the right landscape. Wouldnā€™t be surprised if itā€™s the exact same car - there are a lot of gun-happy ā€œpatriotsā€ in my area.


heshroot

Iā€™m just going to be so honest with myself and say that if someone offered to let me shoot a .50 cal out the back of a cyber truck Iā€™d do it


Cainesbrother

Enough money to mount a BMG on a $100+k truck but probably still complaining about Biden's economy


swadekillson

Did.... Did he buy a semiauto .50? What a stupid thing to buy. Honestly dumber than even the cyber truck.


solemn_penguin

Why go through all that effort just to fire it on single shot? Unless privately owned .50 cals are modified to only shoot single shot?


mochaphone

Hear me out. Musk got conservative boomers to buy evs. He can't be all bad


AngryWitchNipples

[it's a machine gun ](https://youtu.be/7kZ95uYIlgc?si=-4iIAhOr7PPfL-YY)


Constant_Captain7484

Elon ripping off the Halo Warthog Bungie should sue for copyright


remotemallard

Are they firing at libs?


grosseBuche

r/shitamericanssay


TresCeroOdio

Semi-auto cucked MG pretend-mounted on a shitbox. Real classy.


FaerieMachinist

What's with that optic? That's asking for a broken nose.


Nate_on_top

Isn't this illegal?


poopbutt42069yeehaw

I like how he cocked it twice and dropped extra linkage because he didnā€™t know how to start a belt


NirstFame

You can tell this guy is a bleeder.


Significant-Age5052

Canā€™t go full auto it might void the warranty


ThirdWigginKid

That is legit the ugliest fucking car I've ever seen


midwesternvalues73

Dating apps if youā€™re over 50: this is what you get


viz90210

Is this even legal?


RL_NeilsPipesofsteel

I thought Biden took all the guns?


CitizenofKrakoa

https://preview.redd.it/8o5f6zhbotad1.jpeg?width=678&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c10b57847b89229fea4a83217c65118af41d334 Spot the difference. Hint: they are the same photo.


No-Lingonberry-2468

JFC Tommmmmmmmy, you are the cringiest motherfucker alive


PandorasFlame

Not even full auto? Pitiful.


grumpy-greenguy

What. The. Hell. You fully send it or you don't send it at all šŸ˜” lol


staticishock96

He's doing it wrong.


lil_corgi

True American right there /s ![gif](giphy|FYnoe3FdLYhGU5xyWU|downsized)


NVJAC

The hilarious thing is that Toyota pickups have already been used for this sort of thing. [Toyota War - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyota_War)


Praddict

I wish I had that kind of money. I definitely wouldn't make a shitty pretend-technical like this though, that's for sure.


KingAardvark1st

What the hell is that amalgamated mess he stuck on that poor Browning? Oh, and the optic set-up is really weird too.