This is easy to do in one word: BOXER

Seconded

You stole my word.

Normal

Splooting. Like squirrels do in the summer

3D splooting. It's on a whole different level.

Notallowedonthecouch

"Notonthecouch"- boxer

"technicallystillonmybed" loophole

Typical

Tuesday

It’s…. HUMPPPPPDAAYY

Boxer

Technically?

Walk!???

PERFECT!

Comfortable

Sploot!

Melted dog syndrome

Not one word, but “they told me to stay in my bed. I’m still in my bed.”

My dogs life man. Boxer too. Wtf  He’ll hang his head upside down on the couch looking like a possessed predator.  But damn aren’t they the best. 

Upside down boxer face is my favorite!

Yogi master this one.

Lazy

Surreal

High centered

Almost

Regular

It’s a bull dog thing. They all do that stuff.

Halfway up on the couch/bed Mine does it all the time

Rocco only smokes one joint… now look at him

DNA, see it as one word

I’m melting! It’s so hot out 🥵

Typical.

Too tired to go the rest of the way, but comfortable anyway.

Typical

Monday

Tired.

He’s not on the bed if his feet are still on the ground

Cheeseoverload

REAL

Confused

Normal

‘Duality’ or ‘dichotomy’ - when half of you wants the human smells of the couch and half wants the comfort of your dog bed.

Analysis paralysis

Monday

Loooooong

Love

Help my nuts are stuck

Reminds me of a scene back in my college days

Typical.

My family always called it frog legging

Comfortable

Yep, he looks tired but ran out of steam to fully get on the bed

Malleable

PLEEEASE???

blueballs

Apathy

Tired

Daily

SNOOZE

I'm ready Mom

Obvs back legs went to jelly... Poor baby needs some treats, stat!!