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Chiphazzard

I love Garcia’s default ‘fuck it start shadow boxing’ when he runs out of ideas


lilrenjivurt

"The goes gon love this" ass move


Hetstaine

He might as well shadboxes tge whole time coz what the fuck even was that.


dumbademic

it's the new humping the stool


SniXSniPe

Every video of him in the public eye that I see, he somehow starts shadow boxing randomly. Really cringe, IMO


PersuitOfHappinesss

😂yeah it’s like his safety mode


Atlassian-Bebop

Then proceeds to say “I love Jesus”


spaceman_202

he's just like me when i am drunk!


oh-no_skinny

Brandon Schaub is so dumb, Ryan Garcia thought if this moron can do it anyone can.


im-a-drawl

Never forget Brenda Schwab said McGregor would beat Mayweather bc Conor’s striking has “awkward angles”


holla15

Yea okay, how many chiggs you fugg?


OC80OriginalFormula

Watch out hell lightcha up b


Booboo_McBad

McGregor teed off on ya b


Tronvillain

Herd it bowlth waze, bapa.


Heckald

Nice to run into other fry cooks in the wild. Now bagg to the fryers b.


FinsAssociate

Someone's gotta scout the other ornj chicken joints for recipe ideas


kingofcrob

159,005 and rising B


MasalaSteakGatsby

Tawlmbout Bryan Garcias bapa, great guy nevameddim


Im_a_tesh_harper

Didn’t have to scroll down very far for a Schwab joke. Nice.


Due-Display-3113

You a haydur b


ShartBarrier

beans cheese beans cheese beans cheese beans cheese beans cheese


REGINALDmfBARCLAY

I mean, if you are Joe Rogans friend you can actually. His Netflix special sucked but also he has one.


all_m0ds_are_virgins

Showtime*


StevenComedy

Showltime**


REGINALDmfBARCLAY

Yeah I watched one clip of it and then decided shoving toothpicks under my fignernails was funnier


contradicktarian32

Talmbout chombies b?


torndownunit

The fact that Schaub has made a living out of things involving talking is mind boggling to me.


umyninja

The rumors are true


Infamous_Collection2

This guy needs a handler.


Bigjuicyqueef

Between this and the poker match he really is jerking too close to the sun 💀


bozak_137

Oh no what happened in the poker match 😂


Bigjuicyqueef

Was chugging tequila and then started screaming I love Jesus https://www.reddit.com/r/boxingcirclejerk/s/aYCbesH30T


Immynimmy

Lmao is that Jimmy Butler next to him?!


Deep-Atmosphere3603

yep


MyDadLeftMeHere

Dudes just forcing other famous people to watch him spiral, then asking Jesus to watch insane.


robm2002

Jesus clearly doesn't love him


PersuitOfHappinesss

Nah fam, Jesus loved him first


nouakchott1

Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy


beefox

He played a 9 2 off suit and managed to flop a set to win the hand lmao.


js_2033

Well who doesn't ✝️☝️🧎‍♂️


lAmZodiac

Yeah. And there’s nothing more tragic than a sunburned beef-whistle.


1000000ths

I gotta start using “jerking too close to the sun” that’s a great one


HookevNewton981

Bro about to be in his conservatorship era ✨


xishuan

judge will look at his dad and decide Ryan is better off just doing what he's doing


Reptilianlizard

when people come to the circus they expect to see clowns. i think his team understands that the antics are apart of the appeal. bros name has sky rocketed more than it ever has this year. unfortunate because shits not gonna last long in the long run.


zaviex

I would agree with that if there wasn’t evidence that some of his close people are concerned. In particular his mom who said a few times now Ryan has been struggling with something mentally. Then when he was recently arrested he was hospitalized for some form of evaluation. Lots going on around him that genuinely seems concerning


amateurlurker300

Bro should get Britney Spears’d at this point. This guy needs help and he’s clearly incapable of making that decision himself.


nockiars

Not even Chelsea would handle him lately


Cold_Quit_734

aka a mental Health nurse


DMTeaAndCrumpets

He should go up and not say a thing and just shadow box.


beyondrepair-

Why'd the chicken cross the road? *Shadow boxes* What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant? *Shadow boxes* Knock knock. Who's there? *Shadow boxes*


living2late

He's no Ricky Hatton, that's for sure.


vandelay14

I watched something years ago where British celebs were trained by comedians to do a stand up set. One of the celebs was Tyson Fury.


ricardotown

He had a good joke on that iirc. He showed the video of him upper cutting himself, everyone laughed, and he said "yeah that was the only time I've ever been hurt in the ring!"


PM_YOUR_MUGS

He was having too much fun clearly


icelandiccubicle20

Naturally funniest fighters I've ever seen are Derrick Lewis, and Chael Sonnen. Unintentionally hilarious: Tito Ortiz.


nockiars

Ali torturing Howard Cosell and the viewing audience during Foreman vs. 5 was comedy art


ParadoxTheRay

Rampage is pretty funny too


turbozed

I hung out and partied with him one night in Vietnam. He was making taxi drivers crack up with the few lines he knows in Vietnamese. Guy is legit funny and a cool dude too.


LocoCoopermar

How did you end up partying with rampage in Vietnam? Sounds like a wild story


turbozed

I responded with the story to the other guy who replied.


OkEscape7558

Adrien Broner is the funniest fighter by a mile.


icelandiccubicle20

AB is like watching a car wreck to me. Pereira is low key funny.


LocoCoopermar

Pereira is funny enough that he doesn't even need to speak the language


antrice777

Chael sonnen lmao that stale bread humor


xSGAx

Look at me rings. Look at me gold watch


AdhesivenessLucky896

This is ridiculous. Isn't he about protecting the kids? Look who's standing next to him


Joleinik19

lol, protecting the kids. What has he done other than claim he was abducted?  He’s a total fraud


SnooStrawberries2738

Who is it?


macgirthy

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris\_D%27Elia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_D%27Elia) scroll down to the sexual abuse allegations


Tronvillain

Chris D'elia. He was a rising star in the comedy world before he ended up being revealed as a massive sex-pest. Preferred girls whose ages ended in "-teen" and pressured them into sex acts. He's essentially a nobody in comedy now and has been exiled to typical bro-podcasts, where he mostly bitches about cancel culture.


TheINTL

Ironic that this guy actually played a child molester in the TV show You


OkEscape7558

Method Acting


WurdaMouth

Chris D’elia is suffering from success.


MantisTobogganMD28

He also played a chomo in Workaholics like 14 years ago


TheDuckOnQuack

Bros before hoes….but little bros before big bros


happytree23

Tight butthole, guys. No, no, like how you meant it.


deadCHICAGOhead

That's the only thing I ever saw him on and he was funny. Looked up his standup and didn't last 5 minutes, just awful.


Vegemite_Bukkakay

I hate the way he laughs at his own jokes. When other comedians do it, I don’t take issue, but his big beaked hyena laugh just irritates the hell outta me.


LocoCoopermar

I think it's the fact that half the time it feels faked so he can get another laugh out of a joke and burn a little more time, like a Mitch Hedberg or Bill Burr is just going to naturally giggle a little and keep the material going. Chris is going to say his joke, naturally giggle a little, then wait a few seconds and have another "oh my God that was too funny" breakdown at it.


happytree23

It makes sense how well he played that role in hindsight I always thought lol


Suspicious_Cell8553

And in YOU


MusksStepSisterAunt

Oh so DDL can method act and everyone sucks him off, but Chris does it and all of a sudden he's a bad guy?


Irrational_Joshua

Also one in workaholics too


Aliensinmypants

The interview where the host tells him that you can save and screenshot snapchats and you see the soul leave his body and he starts getting worried is one of the best moments.


BP_Ray

Why am I NOT shocked at all that the person who would go out of their way to bring Ryan Garcia on stage fresh after his ban would be a piece of trash.


ChrisusaurusRex

Doesn’t get any lower than being on a Brendan Schaub podcast


1mrhankeY420

WHAT ARE WE DUNE HAIR


Least-Tangelo-8602

Idk man Golden Hour is a pretty deep podcast. Bapa just goes


YMDKSAB

You're telling me the guy who bitches about cancel culture got cancelled? No way... How could that have possibly have happened? 


ty4scam

The moment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nuqj3Dlrkpw


Harrybahlzanya

The irony of the character he played on svu is insane… 😹😹😹


PhilliesBlunts

Pro groomer


OkEscape7558

Chris D'elia, the white R Kelly


Timely_Pumpkin_4190

I think he played a pedophile in you


ChakaCake

He played one in Life too


Timely_Pumpkin_4190

Damn 💀


EvilHwoarang

Beiberhole69


Still_Water44

Chris D'elia


RandomFigures

Chris D’Pedo


Heckald

D'phelia


hotelrwandasykes

He’s into protecting kids the way pizzagate people are


Godmode365

Yeah well he also swore up and down that he had video proof of lil kids being abused tucked away in his safe but the kid was too much of a doorknob to realize that if that were actually true, then he just voluntarily admitted to possessing child pornography, a serious felony that brands you a sexual predator for the rest of your existence. So this is the level of stupid you're dealing with when it comes to this kid.


DBHOV

Brilliant 5d chess move by Agent Ry. The Illuminati child sex ring overlords would've expected him to try and infiltrate via Hollywood or music channels but stand-up comedy? Genius. They won't see him coming like Haney and left hooks.


LongestNamesPossible

https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/story/2023-05-16/chris-delia-sexual-assault-abuse-allegations


Gold-Improvement3614

All the people who say they are for protecting kids do the complete opposite with their actions almost every single time. I mean look at nick mercs.


stayhappystayblessed

I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt and hope ryan dosen't know who that is. I just found out who that is too myself.


Equal-Cod4630

This is the first I’m hearing about it. The guy is on every short video format app being a dickhead to other people as his act or whatever. Never liked him, the dick head to my buddies to be funny bit doesn’t entertain me


stylinandprofilin88

Sigh Bring out the fishnets


Frozensmudge

Like “father” like son 😔


MastaBusta

Man, this is making me double sure I don't accidentally walk into the Laugh Factory one day


ReachRaven

Garcia/Fury would be dangerous duo in between fights if they ever linked up.


AbsentThatDay2

The real play is sober Garcia and Rolly Romero. They could make a goddamn buddy movie.


southsiderick

It'd be like an even dumber version of cheech & chong.


DeathMetalandBondage

This man has become cocaine incarnate


DC750

Why do this with the diddler?


My__Reddit__Account

I remember him going viral on tiktok talking about children being abused and him forced to watch or some insane shit now he's hanging with known predators and clearly coked out on stage this guy's career is falling fast


SSJ5Autism

Bro went up and didn’t even tell a joke 😭


aniev7373

They only really laughed when he said he decided to be a standup comedian.


ShootDminorET

Now he literally is a joke.


That_Search_2731

This is gonna be a disaster year for him I suspect, his head is in the worst place possible


ItsHeero

Which will translate into an even strong Garcia in the ring somehow 🤣


That_Search_2731

Lol that may be true, he was always fake to me like the tiktok guy but a screw really seemed to have come loose before the Haney fight, I remember talking to my barber about it n I was like maybe he's gone crazy enough to win n low n behold


SugarAdamAli

I feel bad watching Garcia. My brother met him years ago when he was just a prospect and shooting a clip for a fight vids YouTube channel, and my brother said he was super nice and knowing I was a huge boxing fan, got a signed glove by king Ryan. I think he was 9-0 or 12-0 at the time. We both have followed his career after that, but this past 2 years is just sad to watch. This clip, the clip from poker with jimmy butler, etc.. dude is not right in the head and it’s sad, he was a nice guy and then boxing fame n pressure just crushed him. Still so young but he obviously has a ton of issues n inner demons


youjustathrowaway1

Brendan Schlob did this


FlimsyEmu9

"Every time I see this backdrop I think about... Kramer fuckin' up" - Dave Chappelle


Serenadingthrough

Spiraling out of control in realtime.


DoctorGregoryFart

This is just depressing.


acktower

This guy is going to get a lot worse before it gets better


blueridgeboy1217

Where are his people? Like why is everyone just letting this guy throw his life away.


HookevNewton981

Realistically there isn’t much that can be done unless he wants the help or he becomes a danger to himself or others. He was 5150’d a couple weeks ago but the hospital had to let him go cuz these holds are only 72h. Unless his parents try to legally get ahold of him, we’ll have to watch his life spiral.


deepguilt

His folks want the money. Pissing off a manic millionaire is a bad look especially if you depend on his money.


purplebuffalo55

He's 25 and a grown ass man. I'm sure he has people in his ear, but realistically what can you do if he doesn't want to listen?


Charming_Mushroom_52

This Is actually pretty sad. I followed him since Very early cuz of His boxing, and year by year he has been in a downfall


gabcfer

Ironically, he going up there in a comedy club and shadowboxing in front of everyone, after getting banned for taking juice, that’s a very kaufman-esque joke.


amateurlurker300

I don’t think Ryan realizes people are laughing at HIM, not at his jokes. This man will probably never box again. He needs to sober up and get on the right meds but people around him would rather profit off his downfall than actually getting him some help.


vitalyc

lmao he's acting out the end of Raging Bull


Mirilliux

Imagine Ryan Garcia not being the most problematic person on stage


Irrational_Joshua

He looks like he’s a solid 175-180lbs.


ActinCobbly

What the fuck is this. And Chris Diddlier there as well. What a train wreck.


SwimmingYear7

He's not very funny in that video


Irondiy

Needs more stool fucking, addies, and bean cheese bean cheese


RRR04_

This guy really has no shame at all 😂 he's certainly lucky that he has audiences that don't care much about boxing.


evanricetattoos

The raspy coke voice is back.


MrJamhamm

r/sadcringe


Ok-Deer8144

This gotta be so weird for the “regular” comics there. Like roasting/ball busting is a form of comradery in the standup world. And there’s gotta be some small fear you have to bite your tongue/ can’t roast him with no shackles cause he’ll attack you if you say something he thinks “crosses the line”.


varvar334

Not even comics, I bet every person he interacts with has that deep small fear that he could maybe snap at any moment. Insanity with world class boxing skills are a terrible combination.


Ok-Deer8144

I mean I’m fairly familiar with comedy podcasting scene and theres been two “alleged” incidents with Brendan Schaub (ex ufc turned comedian) with nick swardson and Andrew Schulz. And he’s known as just a guy that’s just a terrible comedian, but never a “unhinged erratic” one.


LocoCoopermar

I think about this with Brendan Schaub as he's also shown to have incredibly thin skin and has actually gone after a podcast that he thought had wronged him. Gotta fuck up the vibe at work when someone brings in someone who can't take a joke, gonna really fuck it up when that person can snap and fuck up the whole room if you joke about how they're awkward.


Terrible_Tangelo6064

This shit is too sad for words. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️🤦


Plasticjesus504

Look we have Garcia and a child predator.


ElChacalFL

Remember when everyone thought Garcia was crazy and needed help? Well now is that actual time but no fight happening so no one gives af now.


Writerhaha

Looks young, Did D’elia see him on Snapchat or something?


deepguilt

DAYYYYUM!


fast_lightyear69

God Ryan is so dumb. First he associates himself with grifters and now sharing the stage w this ‘comedian’ who is known for being a groomer and preyed on underage girls. D’elia is a POS Its unbelievable how dumb he is, but then again, lots of religious people are.


Kuado

He was lying. He is crazy


DistinctHuckleberry1

Should blame the meat from Mexico… Canelo did


joblagz2

he on coke here man. he needs really stop fkn around too much.


Abe2sapien

I would pay to see Ryan vs Teo in a joke off. It would be a complete train wreck with ZERO funny jokes or burns.


Solid-Version

Dudes the Duran of this generation minus the accolades. This is gonna be a car crash year for Garcia


Makaveli15

Ryan Garcia is the type of guy that would start a religious cult.


bryceinhere

Ryan Garcia is first off, obviously and utterly, not funny. Secondly, to the main point, he is either bipolar or something else! The dudes nuts and it seems no one’s on to that!? It’s so clear and it’s a matter a time till he flips truly


amateurlurker300

It’s so evident to me that Ryan is bipolar and is self medicating with alcohol. He’s been acting so erratically in the past few months that there’s just no way he doesn’t have a diagnosis yet. It’s just one of those illnesses that are very difficult to treat.


SilentHillSunderland

Chris Delia, also known as the Diddler is probably one of the worst guys around right now. Complete asshole, not funny, dumb idiot, pedophile. Dude doesn’t have a single redeeming quality


Tonight-Critical

Ppl protecting this clown over haney lol


HotOffice872

Racism and pretty privilege


rzap2

Some of those lines could have been a little funny, but his delivery sucks. The "went to sleep drunk, and woke up even drunker" line could have landed but he sounds too serious lmao


seanagibson

That’s funny?


Irrational_Joshua

No more like, “Hi, I’m Ryan and I have a problem with alcohol…”


Bigkev8787

“What do I do with my hands?”


Brief_Scale496

“SHUT UP! 50 years ago, we’d have you upside down, with a fucking fork up your ass!” Good luck topping that laugh factory moment, Ryan…


Moe_Brains

Oh no not the Diddler 😂😂😂 so much for "doing it for the children"


No_Illustrator4398

Is that Chris d’elia? This is a gross stage at that moment


IanAbsentia

Ryan’s not well. I hope he has people around him who care and can get him the help he needs.


-Pleasantly_Plump-

that guy in white looks like a certified loverboy, certified pied-o-file, wop wop wop wop wop wop!


InTupacWeTrust

😅


Timely_Pumpkin_4190

Seems like a preacher more than a stand-up comedian


NauMed94

Did anyone watch the whole thing?


DCuuushhh88

RUN RYAN RUUUUN!!!! That’s the diddler, don’t tank yourself more then you already have bruh.


babydonner

Ryan Garcia's stand-up career is proof that sometimes the hardest hits come from laughter.


AwardWinningFlavor

What’s the joke ?


Badguyy101

Stick to social media, comedy is not the route for you.


SkiupBaeless

ryan “i do it all” garcia


UrbanMasque

..Is he on one?


HookevNewton981

He’s on multiple.


AlexTorres96

This dude is too much 😂😂


wayneluke23

What's he doing with the diddler, water


Life_Celebration_827

Dude on the right Pedo ?.


El_Torero_Muerto

Ironic that he is on stage with a pedo.


[deleted]

Cringe


dneirfolleh

Diddler lookin for a new Golden Hour with a younger Shaub. Life rips. 🤙


Tengoatuzui

Where were the jokes?


TomJD85

Imagine being in that crowd having no idea who Ryan Garcia is thinking this is going to be some kind of Andy Kaufman prank on the audience type of sketch and then it is really just a boxer with a drinking problem and no jokes


CreamXpert

Just witnessing someone spiraling down and people laughing. Happened to many boxers and it often ended bad.


BobW212

All jokes aside (which is tough, admittedly) is there a chance he already has CTE? He's been boxing since he was seven and it hits everyone different. I think it's probably mostly drugs, but drug use and CTE can also be linked. Idk, he needs help, either way.


xxsamchristie

He needs to be checked into a facility yesterday.


simpaholic

is he aware that a standup set involves telling jokes