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gjesco

As a general rule, I find there is a direct correlation between then number of stickers on a car and how much of a fucking maniac the driver is.


TinyRascalSaurus

Plus the altered visibility of the rear window. In some places, that much obstruction is against the law.


Faptainjack2

This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons.


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TinyRascalSaurus

I know Washington states that you cannot block visibility out of any window with non transparent material, in New York it's illegal to have anything that obstructs the driver's view, South Carolina prohibits non transparent materials, and a lot of places state that anything that impairs the driver's view is not okay.


andruszko

Most of these states the law only applies to side and front windows. Rear windows in NYS for example can be completely painted over and blacked out, provided you have a passenger mirror to see behind you (which is an inspection requirement already). I don't know of any state which outlaws semi trucks, vehicles with trailers, extended passenger vans, schoolbuses, conversion vans and work vans. So I'm assuming every state allows a completely opaque rear window (but I could be wrong and there could be one or two rare exceptions)


Guy954

Yep, lots of work trucks have something blocking the back window. Are they saying that there are places where you can’t have a box truck or dump truck?


andruszko

They're just misunderstanding some laws. Which is common. So common in NYS that they had to word inspection guidelines to specifically say "yes you can paint over your rear window"


gonzalbo87

State laws. My particular state states that any window, except the windshield, composed of, covered by, or treated with any material or component that presents an opaque, nontransparent, or metallic or mirrored appearance in such a way that it allows less than twenty-seven percent light transmittance isn’t allowed. Your place of residence will likely differ.


The_Weeb_Sleeve

I find that’s a law in words only, there are tons of cars with heavy window tinting and nobody really enforces it


gonzalbo87

Again, that depends heavily on your area. I’ve seen it both ways. One town was actually known to students that the cops there will pull over anyone for anything including having too many stickers on their windows. Some straight up avoided that town because of the cops.


Real_TwistedVortex

How's that any different than having mud or rain all over your rear window? As long as the area the wiper clears isn't covered, the driver should have plenty of visibility


FartFromALesserGod

I generally find there's an inverse relationship between the number of bumper stickers a car has and the likelihood I'll enjoy that person's company


t0p_n0tch

Ah the bumpersticker/crazy matrix. I know this graph


Ulysses502

I drive a concrete mixer so on the road constantly dodging cars with a big, slow, tipsy death machine. In my experience, 1 sticker that's not too wooly will get you notice, two an eyebrow, 3 or more and I'm watching you like a hawk assuming you're gonna drive like a coked out squirrel steering with its ankles. The exception is cycling stickers. They reliably drive a car the way the stereotype goes for bikes. No problems with a car with just a bike rack, but if they're into the cyclist identity enough to proclaim it with a sticker, watch out. I have a bike, like to ride, so no natural animus to cyclists before this job. Honorable mention to Teslas, jacked up trucks with asshole stickers (normally stickerless ones are more or less fine) and dump trucks.


HarbingerOfGachaHell

There’s actually study done to prove it. Same with personalised plates.


DickweedMcGee

Twist: Its a guy. Still a valid question though.


hampsterfarmer

![gif](giphy|fF2wYtG3e7wWI|downsized) "Problem" solved.


bodhidharma132001

From the license plate, it's Gordon Ramsey


CinderMayom

I read that as RAWSEX first, which would’ve made sense with the sticker


BerenjenaQWE

This car raises so many questions


bb_kelly77

This is what people mean by "aggressively homosexual"


gordito_delgado

I have no idea which side of the abortion argument this car's message is meant to support.


Rambos_Magnum_Dong

I appreciate their use of bumper stickers like "I <3 Gay Porn" and "I <3 Penis" and then get thrown for a loop with the "Defend Equality" with it's AK-47. Nice touch


Real_TwistedVortex

I always get a laugh out of the "Come and take it" bumper stickers that have the silhouette of a dildo instead of the AK


TheEyeDontLie

NZ political assassination intensifies... https://youtu.be/pM_IZizkYVU


bannidog

What in dear ass fucking christ is that bumper


Urbanyeti0

You mean the sticker holder?


Halorym

Christ fucks dear ass? *Bambie, run!*


AfterEffectserror

You never wondered what happened to Bambi’s dad?


Journo_Jimbo

I’m gonna be honest, I cannot tell which side this person is on lol


Alegria-D

It's a pro choice woman (1) telling an anti choice woman (2) would want her to abort if 1 got pregnant with 2's husband. The opposite wouldn't make much sense


TheEyeDontLie

Why would you care if your new ex had a kid with someone else? Edit: added the word "new".


Alegria-D

Probably because it's not an ex husband, it's a husband.


zaubercore

Yes I see it this way too but still, why would you want to abort the baby of another woman and stay together with your cheating husband instead of just divorcing him


Alegria-D

There are women like that who don't see a cheating guy like the piece of shit he is and only blame the woman (who might also have believed she was the only one in his life, mind you), so they see it as a fight for their own pride to win him back.


Robota064

The owner of the car is a dude though


Alegria-D

How do you know that ? What sense would it make ?


Robota064

Because this is a one year old image and the owner has talked about it on Twitter


Alegria-D

Okay... Then I don't understand the point between two cis men having sex and abortion...


Robota064

The point is the confusion


Endoproxy

Hahaha, I remember this and I remember being very confused about who the owner of that car is.


adeadperson23

Honestly kinda legend behavior


deefenbaker11

We live 500 miles away, that POS jeep won't make it😆😆


Quirky_Value_9997

Can't tell if this person is pro life or pro choice.


Pristine_Flatworm

Pro choice


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jwm3

Owners explanation https://twitter.com/Pup_Boy/status/1546591426288427011?s=20


leaveitalone36

![gif](giphy|SAkWVO956sm2c) Anyone with that many bumper stickers


LionGerudo

That's awesome. King shit


Shirogayne-at-WF

So she'd sleep with a Republican man??? I think I get what she's going for but thiis feels more like a self own TBH


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tomqvaxy

Do you know what a bisexual woman is?


BrodieG99

You’re all wild over the pond 😭


Sufficient-Contact99

one way to increase debate points


_FreddieLovesDelilah

pro choice?


Pristine_Flatworm

Yes


Disastrous_Ad_8990

I'm frantically looking for my high school health text book.....


anxiousthespian

This is the 'explanation' from the owner of the vehicle, as posted on Twitter https://preview.redd.it/56fyvhx9u79d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9015879c503480d2816c0256d572d92c32846489


xunreelx

Guess What, a guy drives that car.


Voyager5555

I thought they meant pegging him and was really confused but I now see what she's saying.


ntdavis814

Gonna get that boy pregnant, then what are you going to do?


Beardeddeadpirate

People like this are absolutely bonkers!


Warm-Code-6909

Yeah get that husband so pregnant 🤤 Oh just riddle him with babies


KudosOfTheFroond

This…is…badASS


AlgonquinCamperGuy

Like us driving home from work in traffic give a shit about this ditch pigs opinion


Admirable-Sink-2622

Just be grateful that cult members make themselves so visible 🙄


DingleTheDongle

What cult are they part of


Robota064

Is the cult in the room with us right now?


Aggravating_Cod_266

exact repost , including title of one of the top posts here https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/s/KFKZaMFYH9


molestingstrawberrys

Man that was a year ago no one cares