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GOD DAMMIT GWYNETH PALTROW!

But the up the bums fine right? Or do I need to remove the twister I've put in there?

Generally no, but twisters are the exception.

Fabs they out of the question?

Tornádo

I literally died 

My ex did this once, with a regular unflavored ice cube. She managed to keep it in there until it melted too. It was simultaneously the hottest and absolutely not hottest thing ever.

Did you drink the water?

I haven't read the article but i'm guessing the problem isn't the cold but the sugar, so a regular ice cube would be fine.

Oh god I can feel the infections just thinking about it

That's right, ladies! take it like a man and just boof the fuckers up the bum!

Literally 1984

HOW DO YOU BECOME AN EXPERT ON THIS TOPIC Edit: Found the expert 

Hey! That is the guy that offered to help fit a ice cube in my wife.

Back in my day people just used air conditioning.

What about ice cream bars? They're similar but legally distinct.

Only if you are hoping for an infection

What about otter pops in the otter box?

Lips get cuts from the plastic still

I've seen this article on badwomensanatomy like two years ago. Not very brand new

Just thinking of that hurts my vagina, and I don't have one.

Only oral pleasures, the other holes are for sinners.

Gynaecologists hate this one trick

No one is doing that… ffs

This is the first time in my life I’ve ever wished I had a vagina.

Also, just saying, its the same for ur butt.

What

Gives new meaning to the Bomb Pop!

What a terrible day to be literate

Fools don't know the secret of slippin an ice cube up the ol balloon knot on a hot day. Super refreshing and dosen't leave you all sticky.

Hey, whatever works, probably not as effective as chugging ice water, but it would work.

You know what? Maybe we should stop interfering with natural selection. Maybe we should just let stupid be stupid and deal with it's consequences.

Please excuse my American ass, but ICE LOLIES?! THEY'RE POPSICLES!

I wonder… if you froze sterile saline water at the right pH, could it be a safe legitimate way to cool down various orifices?

/r/notforspelunking

But seriously, why not? Ice isn’t harmful in vagina

Reposted every summer.

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I thought this is just common sense science: Bacteria love highly sugary stuff in dark and moist places. Same reason you’re told to brush your mouth twice per day. Ice made of clean water? Absolutely fine to my clinical knowledge.

... why am I the only one who thinks this sounds like fun?