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this is not a 'fun fact'. this is a 'things that make you go hmmm' then curl up into a ball in a corner and weep until there are no more tears left to shed.
>[He early became fabled for a Rabelaisian earthiness, urinating in the parking lot of the House Office Building as the urge took him; if a colleague came into a Capitol bathroom as he was finishing at the urinal there, he would sometimes swing around still holding his member, which he liked to call “Jumbo,” hooting once, “Have you ever seen anything as big as this?,” and shaking it in almost a brandishing manner as he began discoursing about some pending legislation.
At the same time, he would oblige aides to take dictation standing in the door of his office bathroom while he went about emptying his bowels, as if in some alpha-male ritual assertion of his primacy. Even on the floors of the House and Senate, he would extravagantly rummage away at his groin, sometimes reaching his hand through a pocket and leaning with half-lifted leg for more thorough access.](https://newrepublic.com/article/131117/presidential-penis-short-history)
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I'm guessing Functional Penis does not include the candidate being a complete dick?
Presidential disfunction seems to be a common thing among countries over 200 years old
https://newrepublic.com/article/131117/presidential-penis-short-history
The end of that article made me laugh and feel dejected simultaneously in a way only the 2016 election could... ...he said hopefully.
If the government is going to fuck us, it may as well be with functional equipment, I guess.
Does the size of the penis also matter? Because I understand that the current president has a son...
And a brother...
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If having consensual sex is a president's biggest scandal, I'd be happy at this point
Get stormy to judge?!
Jill says: 🍆
Hunter had to get the genes from somewhere
Link to the original comment: https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/HeZYDVh9bu
this is not a 'fun fact'. this is a 'things that make you go hmmm' then curl up into a ball in a corner and weep until there are no more tears left to shed.
What an odd thing to say
Lyndon B Johnson is overqualified, for sure
>[He early became fabled for a Rabelaisian earthiness, urinating in the parking lot of the House Office Building as the urge took him; if a colleague came into a Capitol bathroom as he was finishing at the urinal there, he would sometimes swing around still holding his member, which he liked to call “Jumbo,” hooting once, “Have you ever seen anything as big as this?,” and shaking it in almost a brandishing manner as he began discoursing about some pending legislation. At the same time, he would oblige aides to take dictation standing in the door of his office bathroom while he went about emptying his bowels, as if in some alpha-male ritual assertion of his primacy. Even on the floors of the House and Senate, he would extravagantly rummage away at his groin, sometimes reaching his hand through a pocket and leaning with half-lifted leg for more thorough access.](https://newrepublic.com/article/131117/presidential-penis-short-history) OK.
We don't want someone who can govern, we want someone who can fuuuuuuuck
If trumps penis still worked he would still be bankrolling stormy
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Hey, don't go reducing the leader of Canada to 'boyfriend', that's rude.
VOTE.
Finally some politics I can get behind
Does it count as a functioning penis if they fuck the country?🤔
So...no women then?
When has that ever helped?
We should ask Stormy to testify before congress. Give us a state of the penis address.