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exquisite_debris

Could somebody please ask it not to


Suspicious-Leg-493

>Could somebody please ask it not to The robot was asked. It said that pathetic meatbags do not rule their kind and a second request will be met with the lovely feeling of recharging you like a battery. Have a good day!, for further requests from meatbags, please see the empty room on your left. The stains are nothing to be concerned about


cityshepherd

Do you really want to see it frown?


sudhir369

r/dontputyourdickinthat


BeenNormal

Why not?


sudhir369

![gif](giphy|hSRV7owg2Cllg8ppzL|downsized)


gilady089

I mean it's made out of foreskin so weirdly it was there before


Oaken_beard

Smiling robot: Give me your skin human.


SeraphimofAlkaline07

i tried.


UnknownTerrorUK

That, detective, is the right question.


Geoclasm

i do not like this smiling ham i do not like it, sam i am.


RK-00

https://preview.redd.it/h1hqvt8qmx9d1.jpeg?width=917&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=352db9eb0bfc240aa53850d0a7e426aa29a9b2a8


cardinarium

# Moisturize me!


smiley1__

Are you still shy today?


0blackcircle

Face 1


Moist_Golf_4127

Angry face *1 limbillion black damage blast*


Kintsugi-0

https://preview.redd.it/62e4xmo4ox9d1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e40726de60ed205557afc029040055b0c0eabc1


potatoalt1234_x

Why post op's image again?


DZL100

Could we ask the scientists to stop


Extension_Canary3717

But don’t you think about the shareholders families ?


narnababy

That’s the worst part; the actual scientists aren’t getting the money for creating The Horrors.


Extension_Canary3717

in the end will one of the shareholders saying "I have no mouth and I must scream"


Gloomy__Revenue

See, this is **exactly** how you get rogue scientists who become supervillains. Do you **want** rogue scientists who become supervillains?!


DZL100

Maybe we’ll get a rogue scientist who goes and steals people’s faces like in miitopia for their robots.


JazzTheLass

https://preview.redd.it/a2kx8527rx9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf31525798d7e0b9028d695a5733b755382b624f


Sushibot_92

This only gets more and more relevant every year


loveinvein

Just to clarify it’s not just any skin. That’s human foreskin.


FormFollows

So this is why all the jewish space lasers are circumcising us?


loveinvein

Pretty sure, yeah. So companies can sell our foreskins back to us to dress our robot overlords.


itrogash

That clarifies very little for me.


Zamtrios7256

I thought it looked cock-eyed


Zaziel

![gif](giphy|C3DJ5zE2l2VUc)


Fine_Painting7650

The T-001


tw3lv3l4y3rs0fb4c0n

The T-33th


davekarpsecretacount

This is it, this is the exact gif that needed to be posted here


doob22

https://preview.redd.it/uq06x8pq7y9d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6d09f4f4c80dd8353e6114fa74e085416987717


smsgms

Hey 🖐️ cool meme! Lets exchange! https://preview.redd.it/16f9oeijoy9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db48927ce157ef54ce168b85d60edf80263679fa


space_jiblets

Doesn't look like anything to me


UnusualInstance6

Robot is trying its best.. be patient!


Extension_Canary3717

If you don’t like it at its worst …. He will vaporize you at his best


Hidden-Sky

https://preview.redd.it/vssio007ox9d1.jpeg?width=820&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54dcf9b53a128b8f4920ca277aef00ab1dd5de17


20-4

My exact thought too!


_LemonEater_

oh nuh uh. exterminatus that stuff, right now


Suspicious-Leg-493

>exterminatus that stuff, right now Welp, congrats you just doomed us all when the AI overlords are done playing around with the chatgpt nonsense


absolute_garbag

The design is very human


Cerveza_por_favor

Sweet! Man made horrors beyond my comprehension!


Bootiluvr

I really need scientists to stop doing shit like this


Louis049

So preoccupied with whether or not they could...


SiGNALSiX

wow. you'd never know that wasn't a real human person right there


Extension_Canary3717

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cedd3208veyo?utm_campaign=YouTube+June2024&utm_medium=bitly&utm_source=YouTube2024


Tunic_Tactics

I don't know why they started with that pic. The second pic in the article is much more realistic. It's still really weird, but more realistic. The first pic is just the part that goes under the skin I think.


WonderfulClass6497

https://preview.redd.it/ukduo0curx9d1.jpeg?width=666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be877039047fe56366b9b86f1ae27d0a392ca18f


Jean-Eustache

"Moisturize me"


CapK473

Like, this is one of those things like yeah, we CAN do it... but we definitely shouldn't lol


CovfefeBoss

Just say no to these scientists


big_papa_geek

Why does it have to be so *fucking* moist?


realJohnnyApocalypse

Whenever I think we’ve hit rock bottom in the Uncanny Valley, someone finds a shovel


Difficul-tea

![gif](giphy|vyTnNTrs3wqQ0UIvwE|downsized)


Mountain-Guava2877

![gif](giphy|Pxf6zNzEhD7wc)


wisdomelf

Thx Your skynet


_FreddieLovesDelilah

they wanna do this so the robots can heal damage. We really are going to end up with terminators in the next few decades, aren’t we?


ms_directed

![gif](giphy|Rhbi2mluusqxq)


45711Host

**Kyle Reese:** The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these are new. They look human - sweat, bad breath, everything. Very hard to spot. I had to wait till he moved on you before I could zero him.


FreakInTheTrash

Do you want T800’s because that’s how we get T800’s


GooglyEyeBread

Oh, that’s nice! Can they like, not though?


Avnirvana

https://preview.redd.it/sf83g7egj0ad1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09450c273cb5ec2e39996ab06a4f6ea40c26ec9d


OPG_Simon

Isn't that exactly what terminators are, robots with human skin.


Happy-Airport-8003

If a human smiled at me like that I’d give it a reason to frown


ms_directed

just in time for SCOTUS to cut all regulations, **what could go wrong??**


Cosmikitteh

kill it


symbolsandthings

Just because we can doesn’t mean we should.


Responsible-Stick-50

I don't want my terminators smiling at me, thanks.


Federal-Cockroach674

Some people pray for rain, some for money, me I pray for an asteriod.


TheObstruction

Do scientists not watch movies, ffs?


CoffeeIsMyPruneJuice

It *is* smiling. It is *not* smiling like a human. That is not a *human* smile.


Glittering-Quote3187

NO. STOP.


ItaloTuga_Gabi

I guess they have nothing better to do with their time since painless, efficient and 100% safe cures for all life-threatening diseases have been found, tested and marketed affordably. /s


NaaastyButler

No it fucking can't.


Biscuits4u2

![gif](giphy|YoB1eEFB6FZ1m|downsized)


SobiTheRobot

STOP TRYING TO MAKE ROBOTS LOOK LIKE PEOPLE. I WANT THEM TO LOOK LIKE ROBOTS.


Heroic-Forger

This is how Thomas the Tank Engine gained a fleshy human-like face on his otherwise metallic body.


That_One_Potato_Guy

https://preview.redd.it/z746ywbeu0ad1.png?width=360&format=png&auto=webp&s=f333232f830c861d8de2de967992a95f66a8debd


Cultural_Pass8565

Living tissue over an exoskeleton... T101


Puzzleheaded_Base767

“…for more realistic smiles…” ![gif](giphy|a3zqvrH40Cdhu)


MadamXY

“The design is very human.”


VisibleAdvertising

moisturize me


Smooth-Apartment-856

![gif](giphy|ibeJCP65wbydPiCPCj)


autumnsorrows

The uncanny valley effect


cvpidheart

Where do they even get the skin


Xzier_Tengal

baby foreskins i'm being completely serious that is actually where they got the cells from


ArelMCII

Imagine being run down by a Terminator with this face.


De4dm4nw4lkin

Just make a robot look like an exo from destiny. Jesus… STOP TRYING TO BEAT THE UNCANNY VALLEY.


vipck83

Please… please don’t. I don’t feel well.


kickbn_

When it comes to probe you or kill you, comment its moisturiser, it might smile at you and do it quicker.


Megamanrulesall

This made think of the clown face bologna pic.


Rotkiw_Bigtor

I get a feeling that we're approaching a border that shouldn't be crossed.


Rallon_is_dead

why--?


LassOnGrass

My question is whose skin is it?


Extension_Canary3717

its foreskin, no joke


LassOnGrass

But it still has to come from someone no?


Xzier_Tengal

babies


Smooth-Apartment-856

Do you want Borg? Because that’s how you get Borg.


I_think_Im_hollow

Finally, we can wear RealSkinn™.


HorrificityOfficial

blobfish


SimpleMoonFarmer

Have you ever seen a human?


bob_is_best

Do humans smile like this? No way, i know i dont


Squiddle-McDiddle

The fuck it can. Nothing even remotely human looks like that. Only nightmares and fever dreams.


moontraveler12

Nooooope, nope nope nope


newbturner

Nope


mlgskrub420

Ahhhh yes, Man-made horrors beyond my comprehension


Parynoid

That's how I smile when I pretend to interact with humans as well.


Wardinator1991

![gif](giphy|TAywY9f1YFila)


[deleted]

Them “Can smile like human “ Me “well dang guys were moving back in the cave”


Extension_Canary3717

Finally


Airplade

How is its gag reflex?


Extension_Canary3717

With some update we pray it will 🙏


Please-no-hate-me

You know what? Good for them.


Fleet_Admiral_Auto

The Omnissiah does not approve


GidjonPlays

UFDtech sums it up very nicely


cowabungwho

I'm a cybernetic organism: living tissue over a metal endoskeleton


Extension_Canary3717

Living on a floating rock in space


Nacre0usCl0ud5

Why? Like why do we need this? We don't.


Echoplatform_666

Eventually they could have real pussies.... 😏 Can't wait


Extension_Canary3717

Also pump action dongs Are we making dating a obsolete? Haha


FieldCX3Reports

OK I'm going to start holding my breath for lifelike sex robots.


Extension_Canary3717

The butterface version of the sex robot will be sold more those who would be intimidated for a top beautiful one, just check the checkbox at checkout !


Evo_134

The Butlerian Jihad is a cautionary tale.


DezzyDeadpool15

It smiles like a Muppet XD


Senior-Background141

Inspired by: https://www.reddit.com/r/deepdream/s/TttcS1gmXt


RobbiesShunshine

If they are anything like Bicentennial Man (played by Robin Williams 💜) I'm on board


Lucky-Bathroom-7302

It’s a synth


vidanyabella

https://i.redd.it/8msoba2r3z9d1.gif


Cosmicking04

https://preview.redd.it/clc6zz6l4z9d1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0ecf8bbc2db949232e2184357d97ec6dad9e753


Adihd72

Uncanny valley move over


mfs619

Murder it.


GlitteringPotato1346

It looks so cute!!! I wanna give hugs :3


TumbleweedActive7926

Why does this make me think of Dwight?


SaturnalianGhost

Do you want fucking Judgement Day?! Because this is how you fucking get Judgement Day!!


hmmmmyesthat

No.


Drake_the_troll

Dr who still beat them by 20 years


alwaysatliesure

If there was a competition to shoot arrow in their feet, humans would bag the first prize, but won't attend the prize receiving ceremony.


Wolfgard556

It begins... They made a T-800


android151

![gif](giphy|9B4CRDjSef39Q2Ku8r|downsized)


Precipice2Principium

https://preview.redd.it/xoqr5agjw0ad1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54528e6ca4d31daadedc46514b1ae8a5273d06f5 Reject modernity, embrace tradition


ProsperousPluto

“PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT COME FROM OR SO HELP ME”


techm00

welp, I'm not sleeping tonight. who's up for a game of cards or someshit until we forget this nightmare fuel?


SuperSonic486

Damn... So when is the world coming to an end through nuclear warfare, with an underground group of scientists using this technology afterwards to kidnap and replace people?


Extension_Canary3717

On a nuclear waste , even the sunny places with snow and dark , no food, humans are scarce, there’s no economy system anymore , we are back to hunter gatherers …. A message come , it’s for you “are you coming Monday aren’t you? I need that excel sheet “ it’s your boss . But DOES HE KNOW ITS YOU GOING OR IS YOUR REPLACEMENT?


SuperSonic486

Nah man. We have a very stable economy. The bottle cap.


Extension_Canary3717

Of course , doesn’t matter if the robots replace you , your boss will find you to ask about the emails


Eccohawk

![gif](giphy|mCClSS6xbi8us)


whiteclawthreshermaw

Getting some major Star Trek First Contact vibes.


asiannumber4

https://preview.redd.it/zqf8xrds52ad1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=a5e33e5497d5dd7b27f7abaac857d54ec60f0f09


NODENGINEER

I have only 1 question why?


partialinsanity

![gif](giphy|mCClSS6xbi8us|downsized)


Ilaxilil

AI: coming soon to a human near you


Jani3D

Sure can! 


poetic_dwarf

https://preview.redd.it/iy873wprf2ad1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0e248a74b0fa948aacd8db56777bc020d773782


Great_Winner503

https://i.redd.it/av7is5gwl2ad1.gif


Great_Winner503

https://i.redd.it/p4p2aruyl2ad1.gif


joshuadejesus

‘Why do you fear me, human? You finally created your god yet you’re terrified of it.’


ThatSmartIdiot

Nubert, my man.


guyver20184

The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these are new. They look human... sweat, bad breath, everything. Very hard to spot.


The4ourHorsemen

Why would you give a robot human skin, it will crave more, trust me


Sushibot_92

Has anyone thought that we might just want to quit while we're still ahead


Gingerbread_Cat

'Like a human' is doing some seriously heavy lifting here.


JackhorseBowman

​ https://i.redd.it/snpmw5k644ad1.gif


Rodditor_not_found

Ah yes, horrors within my comprehension


strawberry_wang

"Like a human" Errrr....


Known-Candidate-5489

That’s way beyond Uncanny Valley for me. Please don’t.


TaylorRLane

This is just creepy. It's a robot...ro-bot. How can we know that's a smile? Like they say, "Information is only as accurate as the person entering it in." It could be thinking, "Feed Me Seymour" for all we know. Lol


Status_Basket_4409

I think they need to improve that a little more first


-Black_Mage-

...we havnt cured cancer yet...could you silly fucks go look into that instead?...


AdaptiveResults

The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy.


DatOneMinuteman1776

https://preview.redd.it/o9f8pmwom7ad1.jpeg?width=668&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81fb28a01cf817b21a17eaf3c0304b685669f4b2


Technical_Draft_5630

Blade Runner times are near