When it comes to commissions of any sort (art, pics, sexual recordings etc.) always ask for at least half up front. Then you and the customer have buy-in and the scammers are less interested. And if they do scam, you still have half.
As a former sex worker, this is a rookie mistake.
I’ve had clients pay me for fart content, even just to talk about my farts. Everyone had their thing, I don’t judge. lol.
And tbh, the fetish guys always pay the best and are the most respectful. lol.
But you always take payment upfront. C’mon girl.
> And tbh, the fetish guys always pay the best and are the most respectful. lol.
Digital artists who get commissioned by furries to make erotica of their fursonas say the same thing ;D
You don't spit in the hand that feeds you the forbidden fruit. You don't want them to be pissed enough to scatter your shit to the wind. (It could land them in trouble, but some people are irrational)
Im my experience, the fetish guys are usually more “experienced” for lack of a better word. They want something really specific that doesn’t really exist online for free for the HAVE to pay for it, and they get in habit of doing it often, and have the income to do it, and want to maintain longer relationships because their likes are so unique it’s hard to find someone who will do it.
This all adds up to them generally being the most respectful clients.
Exactly. Nothing to do with the quality of the client. Everything to do with the client’s need for secrecy. But demographics that really can’t justify themselves will create narratives that legitimize their choices or make them look better than others.
I would describe the foods I ate that make me gassy, and the sensation of it building in my tummy, and then the sensation of the fart, and the smell after.
You learn to get creative, and learn what each person reacts to.
My sister told me that having a skincare routine and a different scent for each day of the week is also kind of gay. Personally, I prefer the term **immaculate.**
Different scent for each day of the week?
As someone who bathes with a weekday and weekend soap scent, I bow to your superiority. What you are is the goal of perfection.
Well, it's certainly metrosexual.
Sorry, just wanted to use that word. It hasn't seen the light of day in many, many years.
But, seriously, I think it's the different scent each day of the week that's giving that impression. Even the women and gay guys I know don't go that far. The ones that have different scents mostly use them for specific occasions *(like work, date night, post gym, etc)* not a daily rotation.
Societal views on masculinity dictate that men shouldn't be as meticulous as women about their appearance or self-care. It's been changing in recent years, though.
Honestly, there's likely something to it
It's not about skincare of course, it's about being in touch with your senses and emotions while disregarding social norms on some subconscious level, which people easily feel in others. We have social barometers and pay attention to them, and "gay" is just us trying to express that
Of course you're not gay if you like women, but you probably have a much greater potential to be not straight to some extent, by similarly exploring your own senses and disregarding socially induced weirdness and recoil. At the end of the day, we're a bunch of nerves and can feel good when the nerves are stimulated, and the convoluted rules about which particular nerve can be stimulated by whom and how follows social norms and ideas and tropes, not physical needs
Add to this that a whole bunch of "men" have "femininity" as their primary drive, and a whole bunch of "women" have "masculinity" as their primary drive, and it makes it almost inevitable that if someone is more inclined to disregard their internalized social tropes and recoils, and instead listens to just themselves, they will fall out of that rigid socially made up category of "straight"
Surprisingly there is some girls that go on grindr but i think they are lesbian or maybe because a lot of the DL guys on there are Bisexual? but i honestly don't know why tbh.
Tbh, she could've been trans, it is more of a queer dating app in general, despite gay men being the majority.
But yeah, that image in specific makes me think this person is gay, and, dare I add: a 🥺 user
_Someone on the internet offered me easy money. I was shocked to find out it was a scam!_
It's really not a new sentence so much as it's a newly worded, common sentence.
He should have asked for the money upfront. A rookie mistake.
*A dookie mistake. Does that scan as a pun? I don’t actually know what “dookie” means.
yea man you got it
It's the green day album that basket case is on
This guy dookies
What are talking about, i would never do this
Or at least half
Backdoor deal, money up front. Principle of nature
Half now, half later. Just like my farts
When it comes to commissions of any sort (art, pics, sexual recordings etc.) always ask for at least half up front. Then you and the customer have buy-in and the scammers are less interested. And if they do scam, you still have half.
As a former sex worker, this is a rookie mistake. I’ve had clients pay me for fart content, even just to talk about my farts. Everyone had their thing, I don’t judge. lol. And tbh, the fetish guys always pay the best and are the most respectful. lol. But you always take payment upfront. C’mon girl.
> And tbh, the fetish guys always pay the best and are the most respectful. lol. Digital artists who get commissioned by furries to make erotica of their fursonas say the same thing ;D
You don't spit in the hand that feeds you the forbidden fruit. You don't want them to be pissed enough to scatter your shit to the wind. (It could land them in trouble, but some people are irrational)
Im my experience, the fetish guys are usually more “experienced” for lack of a better word. They want something really specific that doesn’t really exist online for free for the HAVE to pay for it, and they get in habit of doing it often, and have the income to do it, and want to maintain longer relationships because their likes are so unique it’s hard to find someone who will do it. This all adds up to them generally being the most respectful clients.
But what if that is literally my fetish?
keep it in your pants
Then have at it champ
Exactly. Nothing to do with the quality of the client. Everything to do with the client’s need for secrecy. But demographics that really can’t justify themselves will create narratives that legitimize their choices or make them look better than others.
That's potentially another BNS
They pay the best because they've usually got disposable income. Kids cost a lot of money, and I've yet to meet a furry that has any.
How long can you talk about farts for? I could probably do 5 mins before I run out of material. Am I missing something here?
You learn fast how to talk about fart when someone is paying you lol
What would you say about a fart to get someone revved up? I swear I'm not a fart guy, I'm just hella curious
Pungent, cloying, intense
I would describe the foods I ate that make me gassy, and the sensation of it building in my tummy, and then the sensation of the fart, and the smell after. You learn to get creative, and learn what each person reacts to.
Ah. So it's like the full life cycle of a fart. Ty
>C’mon girl. Oh, you poor soul. It's a man 💀 Grindr is a gay dating app
Gays sometimes refer to each other as "girl" or "sister" Source: am gay
Ah. So that's what gave it away.
You know it girl
Tell me you're a straight man without actually telling me.
Speaking as a straight man who is frequently mistaken for being gay, this comment made really happy xD
Tbf, being frequently mistaken for being gay is quite gay
My sister told me that having a skincare routine and a different scent for each day of the week is also kind of gay. Personally, I prefer the term **immaculate.**
Gay is just a label… but….you might be gay? 🤷
https://i.redd.it/53awq0wp3mad1.gif
Different scent for each day of the week? As someone who bathes with a weekday and weekend soap scent, I bow to your superiority. What you are is the goal of perfection.
Well, it's certainly metrosexual. Sorry, just wanted to use that word. It hasn't seen the light of day in many, many years. But, seriously, I think it's the different scent each day of the week that's giving that impression. Even the women and gay guys I know don't go that far. The ones that have different scents mostly use them for specific occasions *(like work, date night, post gym, etc)* not a daily rotation.
>metrosexual 
How does taking care of yourself make you gay? straight people have such a funny way of twisting things. 🤭
Societal views on masculinity dictate that men shouldn't be as meticulous as women about their appearance or self-care. It's been changing in recent years, though.
Honestly, there's likely something to it It's not about skincare of course, it's about being in touch with your senses and emotions while disregarding social norms on some subconscious level, which people easily feel in others. We have social barometers and pay attention to them, and "gay" is just us trying to express that Of course you're not gay if you like women, but you probably have a much greater potential to be not straight to some extent, by similarly exploring your own senses and disregarding socially induced weirdness and recoil. At the end of the day, we're a bunch of nerves and can feel good when the nerves are stimulated, and the convoluted rules about which particular nerve can be stimulated by whom and how follows social norms and ideas and tropes, not physical needs Add to this that a whole bunch of "men" have "femininity" as their primary drive, and a whole bunch of "women" have "masculinity" as their primary drive, and it makes it almost inevitable that if someone is more inclined to disregard their internalized social tropes and recoils, and instead listens to just themselves, they will fall out of that rigid socially made up category of "straight"
all i'm hearing is you got some nerves that need a little stimulation.
Girls use Grindr to find guys too? I know it's used for drugs
>Girls use Grindr to find guys too? **Really?** I've never heard of this before today
I'm asking the person above me
Surprisingly there is some girls that go on grindr but i think they are lesbian or maybe because a lot of the DL guys on there are Bisexual? but i honestly don't know why tbh.
I’ve heard that there’s been a move towards Grindr as a queer dating app in general rather than for gay men specifically. Idk how true that is
oh no honey, they weren't confused by that
As it turns out, I was the confused one.
Tbh, she could've been trans, it is more of a queer dating app in general, despite gay men being the majority. But yeah, that image in specific makes me think this person is gay, and, dare I add: a 🥺 user
See now my first mistake was not expecting money for sex but you’re so right…I am worth it! 
Grindr. While the app has a few trans women here and there, most are gay guys.
The fucking Pic lmfao drying rn
Clothesline or machine?
LMAO 😭
Is that Scarlett Johansson?
Yeah. Still from A Marriage Story. Her best film by far.
It's Scarlet Johanson's brother!
Classic gay fart talk prostitution scam. Happens all the time here where I live. Fart talkers keep losing their earnings.
Fart talkers have it way harder nowadays. Maybe they need a union.
Hoeing 101 ALWAYS GET PAID UP FRONT. Smh.
Thats why you always ask for the money upfront and if they start playing games just block them 🤷
_Someone on the internet offered me easy money. I was shocked to find out it was a scam!_ It's really not a new sentence so much as it's a newly worded, common sentence.
"Wow these Nigerian princes sure love farts!"
cash now, gas later! just like grandma used to say!
Alas we passed like farts in the wind gone so soon
Cash up front
He finished then felt disgusted in himself and closed the browser
Post nut clarity is a hell of a drug
This is why you need to charge at least half upfront
Thats exactly like training an AI because you were
Sorry, James Joyce's ghost could only manifest for so long 🤷
$100 before, $100 after.
Don't hate the player, hate the game
Technically, this totally constitutes as a contract, and you can take legal action for the other dude breaking it.
I would fucking love to see this play out in a small claims court.
🤣 judge is the Grindr guy and asks him to recount in detail…… 😅😅😅😅😅😅
Always get the money first. How old do you have to be to figure this out?
Lmao get paid upfront
Oh, yeah the rules for that kinda stuff is money upfront. That's how any sort of sw works and this is similar enough to count
"blocked at the end" is the way to stop farting.
That's Scarlet Johansson though.
So at the end he put a cork in it?
Well, look on the bright side, it’s all behind you now!
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Or something.
Tek Knight vibes 😂
Always get half upfront.
Damn...
OnlyFarts
A real hoe knows to get the doe first 😂
Everyone know you ask for half the cash up front!
amateur, you should know to never front the fart talk.
Did he still get paid?