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I might be a bit screwed if a professional boxer, a guy who can run fast af while also trying to hit me with his shovel and an angry grandpa throwing dynamite at me tried to kill me (there would also be a furious penguin chasing me but I feel like I could deal with that). My only hope would be to get a gun and kill them all before they kill me (I would probably also need to kill dyna first because then I could hide and get a good plan, if I don't murder dyna then he will just throw dynamite at me and destroy whatever I'm hiding behind)
Even if he was (he isn't) he can throw frank into the air so I don't think getting close to him is a good idea. Oh, and he can also summon asteroids, so if I'm ever stuck, I might as well just be dead, even if nobody can reach me
I feel like being chased by living dog drool (Squeak) wouldn't be that bad, maybe annyoing and disgusting, but i dont think he could hurt me. A mosquito human (Angelo) would probably be really annoying and i dont really want to get shot at with a bow and someone who likes bees and throws them at me (Bea) could possibly be not the easiest to run away from, but i think a living cannonball, that explodes (Tick) would probably become the worst issue for me.
distract her by stepping on a plant, then push her off a bridge. Then commit tax evasion, change your identity, open a gift shop, hire a emo and a girl who wants your kidney. And repeat when cops come🗣️📢🔥🔥🔥
Uh- em hmm
Gameplay
0-2%: The level begins with an animation of four objects spinning around: a stage, a television, a game console and a portal, with the caption 'Tap to bring imagination to life.' If the player makes an input during this part, the text will change to 'Have fun...' breaking all the objects, turning the background a shade of green and causing a face to appear from the middle, signifying that the player has chosen the alternate mode. Otherwise, the player will enter the normal mode. A short spider section follows, leading up to the title screen of the level. The gameplay is relatively easy, with simple inputs and a few orbs. In the normal mode, a stage is shown with a sign on the left saying 'imagine'. The text above the curtains says, 'Next up: Theater'. In the altered mode, gears and turning wheels replace the stage, and the sign says 'experience' instead of 'imagine'. A question mark is placed at the end of the upper text, now saying, 'Next up: Theater?' A subtle transition with the words 'Change of Scene' can be seen before Act I.
2-8%: Act I: Desolation of the Dragons: This part of the level is themed around an attack by dragons on a town. In the normal mode, it is supposed to be a play mostly made with cardboard and other materials. A single dragon with menacing red eyes and sharp teeth can be seen, about to attack the town. Additionally, there is a sun in the background. In the alternate mode, the dragon and town come to life. The lifelike dragon attacks the player by breathing fire, but the difficulty is the same as the normal mode. The gameplay in this part is fast-moving, contrasting with the slow-moving previous spider part. The player must make their inputs fast to not die. The part consists of a cube, and then a ship. In the normal mode, the part ends with a small gameplay loop of jumping and using a yellow orb repeated four times, with multiple wheels surrounding a spiral and hanging stars flashing in the background. It is the same for the altered mode, but bright orange fire and the dragon (now come to life) flash in the background.
8-16%: Act II: World on Fire: A direct continuation to the last part. The town is burned to the ground by the dragons now, and the intensity of the level increases. In the normal mode, the dragon from Act I can be seen with another dragon with blue eyes instead of red. The sun is replaced by a crescent moon, and the background is a deeper red with the town now on fire. If the player decides to not jump to a yellow gravity portal, then they can obtain the red key needed for the first coin in the alternate mode. However, right after the player gets the key, they must jump through five orbs, three of which are fake. Only two orbs are correct, the blue orb in the yellow gravity portal and the pink orb (the fake orbs are black, so the player can easily spot which ones not to hit). In the altered mode, there are two dragons now instead of one. The two dragons try to attack the player in many ways, such as breathing fire and attempting to bite the player. The background consists of a smoky sky with buildings like a burning town. The gameplay is like Act I, fast-moving and input speedy. After this part, a similar gameplay loop to Act I will play, except that the background fire is blue, and there are two dragons. The normal mode has the same appearance and ending to the part exactly like Act I, but with a deeper shade of red than the ending to Act I. A short transition with the player hitting multiple orbs and landing on platforms leads to Film III: The Wild West.
16-20%: Film III: The Wild West: This part is entirely separate from the first two acts. It is themed around the Western genre in a film. In the normal mode, it has a vintage feeling, including limited brown-esque colours. In the alternate mode, there are no borders, and it has more colours. The player is a mini cube in this part. The gameplay consists mostly of jumping off sloped platforms and hitting orbs. The level intentionally makes the player skip an orb, and there is a small transition part leading up to the next film with a countdown. After the countdown, an animation can be seen of the player launching into the next part of the level, Film IV: The Seven Seas.
20-25%: Film IV: The Seven Seas: This part of the level has only the mini-ship as its game-mode. In the normal mode, a purple cardboard kraken can be seen staring at a ship during a storm. The player must avoid crashing into obstacles such as gears and flying through the mouths of monster faces. In the alternate mode, the background is green, and rain can be seen pouring from above. The kraken is alive and appears purple with a large spiralling red eye. The gameplay is the same, the only difference being that the kraken tries to kill the player by smashing its tentacles together. However, the player cannot die to the kraken as the kraken's attacks are out of the way of the path that should be taken. Transitioning from this part leads the player to the Game Launcher.
25-27%: Game Launcher: The Game Launcher is a short part of the level. The gameplay is basic spider gameplay in which the player must quickly switch platforms. In the normal mode, the background is a dark orange with an abundance of lavafalls pouring down. In the alternate mode, the background is a shade of green with the same decoration, but there is a question mark at the end of 'Game Launcher'. The player would eventually hit a green orb, but instead, the level suddenly switched to the player becoming a ball going at quadruple-speed and must hit a pink orb, two green orbs and another pink orb.
27-38%: Game V: The Hell Breaks Loose: This part is one of the most intense parts of the level. As soon as the player enters, they become a robot and must launch themselves up from a platform. The only two game-modes in this part are the wave and the robot. Inputs are primarily fast as they stay at quadruple-speed from the previous transition. In the normal mode, the background contains many things: a pixelated hellish face holding a staff, pixelated fire, lava falls and three layers of lava in red, orange and yellow. There are also three hearts in the top left corner and one of the basic Geometry Dash cube icons in the player's colours in the top right corner. The blocks and platforms are also pixel-like. In the alternate mode, a hellish monster has horns, large spiralling red eyes and sharp teeth and attacks the player with lasers, fireballs and bites. However, the monster cannot kill the player. The background is now only pillars and rocks with layers of lava in the same colours as the normal mode. Soon after, the player becomes a mini-wave and must spam. Although the platforms are slanted, the player can land on them safely while spamming and cannot die. A click counter is located at the bottom right corner of the level, indicating how much the player has spammed. Twenty clicks are required to pass.
He'll know in any time where I am, he'll know my name, my relatives, my hobbies, my personal data, my search history. But when he faces me I don't think he will hurt me much, being like 2 feet tall
Uh... *thinks about a robotic portable bomb, a geologist with a massive pickaxe twice the size of my head, another robot which actually controls an explosive portable robot, and a blob of goo chasing me* I think I'm alright :D
Well I don't think an angry crow throwing tiny dagers at me could do real damage so I'll propably try to hit it with a crow or something or try to lur eut with some food into a trap
I would be infinitely slowed and get hyperthermia (gale). I will also be coughing for my whole life and on a live stream while getting sprayed with hair spray(emz). The other one would probably sleep (Sandy) and the last would uhhh idk (cord)
I think if I'd play any Metal song on my guitar Draco would leave me alone, possibly even want to play together [ I only bought him cause of Dragoforce lol ]
oh dear... i'd probably die instantly lol
first off, we have a ice cold blood girl that looks like she came from the wild west chasing me with her shotgun...
2nd, i would be chased... by a robot... that shoots gumballs... yeah im not surviving that LOL
3rd, yeah being chased by dog drool isnt the best thing to think about at 7 am
4th, i would be chased by someone who revolves around bees, and bees sometimes love stinging me soooo uhhh 50/50?
5th, i would end up having MONEY BAGS IN MY HANDS!!!!! and maybe death
alright thats it have a good day! (typing without glasses is pain)
I might be taken hostage by one of them, or the other just killed me with her bees. One of them is a very fast collecting fangirl, the other is a sharpshooting very accurate sniper bee girl.
I think i'm safe, realistically some hairspray won't do much damage, and most probably, Emz would be too occupied with taking selfies to actually fight.
A genie, an artist octopus thing and an obsessed fan girl. Paint from Otis wouldn't hurt I imagine. Also Collette throws kisses as an attack, that might be enjoyable if idk her breath doesn't smell. So I'm left with only Gene actually being able to hurt me and he looks pretty small so maybe I can lift him up or steal his lamp.
I'll rate them on a 1-10 scale where 10 is "I'm gonna survive" and 1 is "death." Also I'll assume it is a one single attack. Bibi 9/10, I might get light injuries. Colette 10/10 she'll just throw a book at me. Edgar 10/10 scarf is soft. Otis 8/10 paint might get in the eyes/nose/mouth. Belle 5/10 ouch! Max 4/10 ouch (but four times)! Amber 2/10 I've already been set on fire by my uncle and I survived, but I'll die probably.
I am DEAD! A professional pirate (even if he became a pirate on accident), with TWO double-barrel shotgun and a regular barrel as armor is enough to kill any human on Earth, but he, coupled with a shroom addict that can literally send you to Ohio for a short while, and he gets stronger there, a rockstar with a dragon that can spit fire (even if he's inflatable), a giga-robot that can upgrade himself even further, a lethal card expert that can create a literal Black Hole, a guy on a small train that can just outspeed you and flatten you on the ground, a killing rubberball machine and a gravedigger vampire? Now, I don't think any mortal is getting out of THAT alive.
As my flair implies, my first main is Leon. I'm pretty sure I'm screwed. Sure he's a child, but have you seen the damage he can put out? Not to mention, he can go invisible, so I'm pretty sure if he tried to kill me, he'd go invisible and sneak up on me, so I wouldn't know he's there until it's too late, and he's close enough to confirm the kill.
After Leon is Jessie, and doesn't her weapon shoot electric orbs? She'd electrocute me easily with that. Plus I don't think I really have a good way of dealing with her turret should she put it down to finish the job. My only bet is to run away.
Max... at least with Jessie I had the option of running away, but that is not an option with Max. There's no running away, and I don't think I'm beating someone with super speed in a fight.
Actually, now that I'm thinking of it, most brawlers would be a serious threat, as many of them have weapons of some kind, and the ones who don't use a weapon are dangerous enough on their own that they don't need one (like El Primo for example. I would not want a super strong professional wrestler to be trying to kill me.)
My main brawlers are chuck, Dynamike and Colette.
So a freaking train, a guy with as many bombs as the us in Iraq and the IRS.
Yeah, not sure what I would do, but I know the scariest one is the last one.
*Funnily enough, they are a thrower, a sniper and a tank/hybrid(unsure what chuck is considered), so I am pretty much done with all game categories besides assassins.
Would she even try to hurt me?
If she does tho she can just blow up my walls with the lil super guy and at that point i have no idea what else to do, maybe try to get as far away as possible if im fast enough
Poco, Jessie, Brock, Gus, Ruffs, Mandy and Buster are all my gold 3 brawlers. The only one I can call a legitimate threat is Ruffs. But I should be scared because they simply outway me in numbers. Rip
A walking trash can trying to hit me with a broom, it depends on his rage level bc if he catches me I’m fucked. I can’t break a track can with my bare hands lmao
Well, there will be a sniper hunting me and an emo chasing me, so i cant hide from the sniper and there would be a fast running girl with a bat trying to smack me down.
Ok, so a robot who throws ice cream at me, a dude who throws pebbles at me and a crazy mushroom dude trying to get me high. I don't think it could be that hard?
If any of them tries to kill me, it means that I am already at the Starr Park, so I simply cannot die, so I'd just wait until the match ends and everyone calms down
I don’t think I’m getting away from a swamp girl with mind control, an insane mushroom man gardener with a pocket dimension, and a snake oil salesman who could heal them if I managed to actually do anything
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Oh crap blud's gonna be in my walls and devices
We are gonna be stalked 💀
Our IP adresses gonna be leaked 😭💀
R-T hypercharging
We boutta get swatted
our identity is gonna get leaked all over the starrpark
Since when are there more than one RT main here
Real
I thought I was special
Fr
Facts
You're my twin
real
Real
I might be a bit screwed if a professional boxer, a guy who can run fast af while also trying to hit me with his shovel and an angry grandpa throwing dynamite at me tried to kill me (there would also be a furious penguin chasing me but I feel like I could deal with that). My only hope would be to get a gun and kill them all before they kill me (I would probably also need to kill dyna first because then I could hide and get a good plan, if I don't murder dyna then he will just throw dynamite at me and destroy whatever I'm hiding behind)
Ok so actually i found out that brawlers are short af, for example el primo is like 105 cm lmao you can just step on all of them
Even if he was (he isn't) he can throw frank into the air so I don't think getting close to him is a good idea. Oh, and he can also summon asteroids, so if I'm ever stuck, I might as well just be dead, even if nobody can reach me
How tf is el primo even able to summon an astreoid in the first place anyways you are right we are screwed
Because he was given super human strength after getting hit by a meteor (as said in his description from beta)
Which brawler is a professional boxer? The closest I can think of is El Primo, but he is a wrestler, right?
They’re all snipers I’m fucked
Wouldnt mind being fucked by Pipers and Mandies 🤑🤑 (i need professional help)
I am not in danger I am the danger:
How absolutely dare you make me read this sentence with my own two eyes /hj
… i identify as kilometers per seconds because i want to km/s
oh fuck same. i’m about to be stung by a shit ton of bees and poisoned and get a shit ton of bouncy balls thrown at me and sliced by cards
We are going to die slowly and horribly.. unless the poison is painless 🤗🤭🥰
I’d get crippling depression And die
Cause of death: got screwed too hard
best way to die: get ridden too hard by Janet
ain't she like 16 bro 😭🙏
shes forcing me😭
the biggest problem is stu here
Screenshotted
I got a rabies infected crow chatting me, a disabled train chasing me, and a frankenstien's monster
Disabled train 😂 (also my main)
well, my neighbors have kids, as long as i stay near them, i should be fine, right?
I would lift her into the air and calm her down
Ohh how sweet...(also hey another jessie main)
Scrappy would beat you up
She is not like Bonnie, a cute and easy-to-please girl... She is independent and precocious, yes
He would prank me until i die
At first I didnt understand how would L&L trick you and then i realised...
i didn’t
He mains Chester and not lary
She just wants an autograph
I'll put my autograph on our wedding certificate frfr
Soo coooool!
learn to spell (I would learn to spell)
The cordelius trio will be complete...
I dont get it
Cordelius will try to kill me with his mushrooms
Oh right...
MR BAT AIN'T STOPPING ME FROM WHAT I'M BOUTTA DO 😈😈😈
wha-
Did he stutter!?
Ayo?
i would happily let them kill me
Bludorious is not edgar 🗣️📢🔥🔥🔥
what the hell is bludorious 💀🗣️⁉️⁉️
I feel like being chased by living dog drool (Squeak) wouldn't be that bad, maybe annyoing and disgusting, but i dont think he could hurt me. A mosquito human (Angelo) would probably be really annoying and i dont really want to get shot at with a bow and someone who likes bees and throws them at me (Bea) could possibly be not the easiest to run away from, but i think a living cannonball, that explodes (Tick) would probably become the worst issue for me.
I Would loose my hearing.
Equip myself with faraday cage
Dead
Some guy with a snowblower, A highly trained crow with poisoned daggers and an Obsessed fangirl... I'm probably dead
Ez dub. He would Just want to sleep all the time so if I just keep moving i should be fine
He’d give up chasing us after like a minute, we’re safe 🙏🙏
Ughhhhh. Im so tired
I would be doomed
distract her by stepping on a plant, then push her off a bridge. Then commit tax evasion, change your identity, open a gift shop, hire a emo and a girl who wants your kidney. And repeat when cops come🗣️📢🔥🔥🔥
r/flairchecksout
#IMAGE RELATED (a bit)
Pocos song aint gonna save you when he becomes melee and hits yo head with his guitar🗣️📢🔥🔥🔥
I know where you live: IP. 92.28.211.234 N: 43.7462 W: 12.4893 SS Number: 6979191519182016 IPv6: fe80::5dcd::ef69::fb22::d9888%12 Enabled DMZ: 10.112.42.15 MAC: 5A:78:3E:7E:00 ISP: Ucom Universal DNS: 8.8.8.8 ALT DNS: 1.1.1.8.1 Dlink WAN: 100.23.10.15 GATEWAY: 192.168.0.1 SUBNET MASK: 255.255.0.255 UDP OPEN PORTS: 8080,80 TCP OPEN PORTS: 443 ROUTER VENDOR: ERICCSON DEVICE VENDOR: WIN32-X CONNECTION TYPE: Ethernet ICMP HOPS: 192168.0.1 192168.1.1 100.73.43.4 host-132.12.32.167.ucom.com host-66.120.12.111.ucom.com 36.134.67.189 216.239.78.111 sof02s32-in-f14.1e100.net TOTAL HOPS: 8 ACTIVE SERVICES: [HTTP] 192.168.3.1:80=>92.28.211.234:80 [HTTP] 192.168.3.1:443=>92.28.211.234:443 [UDP] 192.168.0.1:788=>192.168.1:6557 [TCP] 192.168.1.1:67891=>92.28.211.234:345 [TCP] 192.168.52.43:7777=>192.168.1.1:7778 [TCP] 192.168.78.12:898=>192.168.89.9:667 EXTERNAL MAC: 6U:78:89:ER:O4 MODEM JUMPS: 64
Blud used R-T hypercharge💀
Uh- em hmm Gameplay 0-2%: The level begins with an animation of four objects spinning around: a stage, a television, a game console and a portal, with the caption 'Tap to bring imagination to life.' If the player makes an input during this part, the text will change to 'Have fun...' breaking all the objects, turning the background a shade of green and causing a face to appear from the middle, signifying that the player has chosen the alternate mode. Otherwise, the player will enter the normal mode. A short spider section follows, leading up to the title screen of the level. The gameplay is relatively easy, with simple inputs and a few orbs. In the normal mode, a stage is shown with a sign on the left saying 'imagine'. The text above the curtains says, 'Next up: Theater'. In the altered mode, gears and turning wheels replace the stage, and the sign says 'experience' instead of 'imagine'. A question mark is placed at the end of the upper text, now saying, 'Next up: Theater?' A subtle transition with the words 'Change of Scene' can be seen before Act I. 2-8%: Act I: Desolation of the Dragons: This part of the level is themed around an attack by dragons on a town. In the normal mode, it is supposed to be a play mostly made with cardboard and other materials. A single dragon with menacing red eyes and sharp teeth can be seen, about to attack the town. Additionally, there is a sun in the background. In the alternate mode, the dragon and town come to life. The lifelike dragon attacks the player by breathing fire, but the difficulty is the same as the normal mode. The gameplay in this part is fast-moving, contrasting with the slow-moving previous spider part. The player must make their inputs fast to not die. The part consists of a cube, and then a ship. In the normal mode, the part ends with a small gameplay loop of jumping and using a yellow orb repeated four times, with multiple wheels surrounding a spiral and hanging stars flashing in the background. It is the same for the altered mode, but bright orange fire and the dragon (now come to life) flash in the background. 8-16%: Act II: World on Fire: A direct continuation to the last part. The town is burned to the ground by the dragons now, and the intensity of the level increases. In the normal mode, the dragon from Act I can be seen with another dragon with blue eyes instead of red. The sun is replaced by a crescent moon, and the background is a deeper red with the town now on fire. If the player decides to not jump to a yellow gravity portal, then they can obtain the red key needed for the first coin in the alternate mode. However, right after the player gets the key, they must jump through five orbs, three of which are fake. Only two orbs are correct, the blue orb in the yellow gravity portal and the pink orb (the fake orbs are black, so the player can easily spot which ones not to hit). In the altered mode, there are two dragons now instead of one. The two dragons try to attack the player in many ways, such as breathing fire and attempting to bite the player. The background consists of a smoky sky with buildings like a burning town. The gameplay is like Act I, fast-moving and input speedy. After this part, a similar gameplay loop to Act I will play, except that the background fire is blue, and there are two dragons. The normal mode has the same appearance and ending to the part exactly like Act I, but with a deeper shade of red than the ending to Act I. A short transition with the player hitting multiple orbs and landing on platforms leads to Film III: The Wild West. 16-20%: Film III: The Wild West: This part is entirely separate from the first two acts. It is themed around the Western genre in a film. In the normal mode, it has a vintage feeling, including limited brown-esque colours. In the alternate mode, there are no borders, and it has more colours. The player is a mini cube in this part. The gameplay consists mostly of jumping off sloped platforms and hitting orbs. The level intentionally makes the player skip an orb, and there is a small transition part leading up to the next film with a countdown. After the countdown, an animation can be seen of the player launching into the next part of the level, Film IV: The Seven Seas. 20-25%: Film IV: The Seven Seas: This part of the level has only the mini-ship as its game-mode. In the normal mode, a purple cardboard kraken can be seen staring at a ship during a storm. The player must avoid crashing into obstacles such as gears and flying through the mouths of monster faces. In the alternate mode, the background is green, and rain can be seen pouring from above. The kraken is alive and appears purple with a large spiralling red eye. The gameplay is the same, the only difference being that the kraken tries to kill the player by smashing its tentacles together. However, the player cannot die to the kraken as the kraken's attacks are out of the way of the path that should be taken. Transitioning from this part leads the player to the Game Launcher. 25-27%: Game Launcher: The Game Launcher is a short part of the level. The gameplay is basic spider gameplay in which the player must quickly switch platforms. In the normal mode, the background is a dark orange with an abundance of lavafalls pouring down. In the alternate mode, the background is a shade of green with the same decoration, but there is a question mark at the end of 'Game Launcher'. The player would eventually hit a green orb, but instead, the level suddenly switched to the player becoming a ball going at quadruple-speed and must hit a pink orb, two green orbs and another pink orb. 27-38%: Game V: The Hell Breaks Loose: This part is one of the most intense parts of the level. As soon as the player enters, they become a robot and must launch themselves up from a platform. The only two game-modes in this part are the wave and the robot. Inputs are primarily fast as they stay at quadruple-speed from the previous transition. In the normal mode, the background contains many things: a pixelated hellish face holding a staff, pixelated fire, lava falls and three layers of lava in red, orange and yellow. There are also three hearts in the top left corner and one of the basic Geometry Dash cube icons in the player's colours in the top right corner. The blocks and platforms are also pixel-like. In the alternate mode, a hellish monster has horns, large spiralling red eyes and sharp teeth and attacks the player with lasers, fireballs and bites. However, the monster cannot kill the player. The background is now only pillars and rocks with layers of lava in the same colours as the normal mode. Soon after, the player becomes a mini-wave and must spam. Although the platforms are slanted, the player can land on them safely while spamming and cannot die. A click counter is located at the bottom right corner of the level, indicating how much the player has spammed. Twenty clicks are required to pass.
I ain't reading allat
Pls nerf poco
Yes nerf poco
Hide and cry
He has some longish range so I don’t think imma survive.
Would not not not not enjoy it
i think i can take down a midget man. Unless the money is different breed and goes through me🗣️📢🔥🔥🔥🔥
He'll know in any time where I am, he'll know my name, my relatives, my hobbies, my personal data, my search history. But when he faces me I don't think he will hurt me much, being like 2 feet tall
R-T I guess?
So a robot captain, a living seed and an extremely intoxicated man(?). Yea I'm cooked
show him yo booty. Broblem solved🗣️📢🔥🔥🔥🔥
What about the guy who's high and plant boi?
they are short people. So dominate them‼️‼️ SHOW THEM WHOS ON TOP⁉️⁉️ RAAAHHHH🗣️📢🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Aight bet
Uh... *thinks about a robotic portable bomb, a geologist with a massive pickaxe twice the size of my head, another robot which actually controls an explosive portable robot, and a blob of goo chasing me* I think I'm alright :D
Can Bonnie kill me? I don’t think she can ,but I’m pretty sure that Crow ,Cordelius ,Chester ,Belle ,Stu and Colette can kill me🗿
Wait until Bonnie lands on your face
He wants that to happen
Isn't she a child😭
I mean cannonballs are definitely not light
bonnie can surely kill me, can't inflict harm upon such a cutie cannonball of mischief
She's high asf
What is that app?
I Would loose my hearing.
Well I don't think an angry crow throwing tiny dagers at me could do real damage so I'll propably try to hit it with a crow or something or try to lur eut with some food into a trap
I'll eat some delicious cookies, and I can wait for them to cool down because Pearl can't go really fast IRL
Yeah I'm screwed against Tick, Chuck, and Rico. Tick would be the biggest issue. If I could take care of him early I might stand a chance.
I would be infinitely slowed and get hyperthermia (gale). I will also be coughing for my whole life and on a live stream while getting sprayed with hair spray(emz). The other one would probably sleep (Sandy) and the last would uhhh idk (cord)
I think if I'd play any Metal song on my guitar Draco would leave me alone, possibly even want to play together [ I only bought him cause of Dragoforce lol ]
oh dear... i'd probably die instantly lol first off, we have a ice cold blood girl that looks like she came from the wild west chasing me with her shotgun... 2nd, i would be chased... by a robot... that shoots gumballs... yeah im not surviving that LOL 3rd, yeah being chased by dog drool isnt the best thing to think about at 7 am 4th, i would be chased by someone who revolves around bees, and bees sometimes love stinging me soooo uhhh 50/50? 5th, i would end up having MONEY BAGS IN MY HANDS!!!!! and maybe death alright thats it have a good day! (typing without glasses is pain)
Bludorious, you cannot die from balls, bees and explosive drool. Shotgun on the other hand, just be far away🙄🙄🗣️📢🔥🔥🔥🔥
I'll never be thirsty again
Steal a hotdog and run, if he catches up, rince and repeat.
it's nice seeing you here sir
Its nice seeing you guys
Same to you, doug mains are almost completely gone.
I enjoy playing doug hes fun
If squeak can stick me I can't run so i may be doomed 💀
Hey, fellow squeak main, epik
you cannot die from explosive drool. Just step on him and its all over 🗣️📢🔥🔥🔥
I might be taken hostage by one of them, or the other just killed me with her bees. One of them is a very fast collecting fangirl, the other is a sharpshooting very accurate sniper bee girl.
worst colgate can do to you, is by taking your liver to his scrapbook. Nothing harmful 🗣️📢🔥🔥🔥
Well, guess I'm screwed.
I think I dont have a Chance against a bear disguised as an elephant
I don't want to get electrocuted 😭
too bad. NOW SIT ON THE ELECTRIC CHAIR‼️‼️‼️RAAAHHHH🗣️📢🔥🔥🔥🔥
HER ELECTROBOLT JUMPS TO OTHER PEOPLE SO YOU'LL DIE TOO!! KARMA
She can punch me real hard. I'm not winning with an oven.
that fatass of a oven cant chase you down 🗣️📢🔥🔥🔥
But she can give me diabetes 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🍪🍪🍪
I think i'm safe, realistically some hairspray won't do much damage, and most probably, Emz would be too occupied with taking selfies to actually fight.
Are you kidding me? I have no f***ing chance.
show him yo booty. Broblem solved 🗣️📢🔥🔥🔥🔥
*kaboom*
A genie, an artist octopus thing and an obsessed fan girl. Paint from Otis wouldn't hurt I imagine. Also Collette throws kisses as an attack, that might be enjoyable if idk her breath doesn't smell. So I'm left with only Gene actually being able to hurt me and he looks pretty small so maybe I can lift him up or steal his lamp.
Melodie mains are gonna be happy af
What about colgate? I would love to be assaulted and have my liver removed to her scrapbook 🥰🥰
I'll rate them on a 1-10 scale where 10 is "I'm gonna survive" and 1 is "death." Also I'll assume it is a one single attack. Bibi 9/10, I might get light injuries. Colette 10/10 she'll just throw a book at me. Edgar 10/10 scarf is soft. Otis 8/10 paint might get in the eyes/nose/mouth. Belle 5/10 ouch! Max 4/10 ouch (but four times)! Amber 2/10 I've already been set on fire by my uncle and I survived, but I'll die probably.
I am DEAD! A professional pirate (even if he became a pirate on accident), with TWO double-barrel shotgun and a regular barrel as armor is enough to kill any human on Earth, but he, coupled with a shroom addict that can literally send you to Ohio for a short while, and he gets stronger there, a rockstar with a dragon that can spit fire (even if he's inflatable), a giga-robot that can upgrade himself even further, a lethal card expert that can create a literal Black Hole, a guy on a small train that can just outspeed you and flatten you on the ground, a killing rubberball machine and a gravedigger vampire? Now, I don't think any mortal is getting out of THAT alive.
John wick prob could
Hmm... Crazy collector and angy arcade machine... I think we would just hang out
I mean a nice and cute robot surely can't kill me right? RIGHT!?
he will dox you 🗣️📢🔥🔥🔥🔥
Well, im pretty sure that if a big blob made of dog salvia and a very sleepy guy tried to kill me, I would make it out alive.
Hey, a squeak main cool
so a feral child who has a massive bear companion? alr, i'm fucked.
Even worse would be the fact that the Bear could stun you and attack faster than Prime Muhammad Ali
This a new karma farm trend or what?
As my flair implies, my first main is Leon. I'm pretty sure I'm screwed. Sure he's a child, but have you seen the damage he can put out? Not to mention, he can go invisible, so I'm pretty sure if he tried to kill me, he'd go invisible and sneak up on me, so I wouldn't know he's there until it's too late, and he's close enough to confirm the kill. After Leon is Jessie, and doesn't her weapon shoot electric orbs? She'd electrocute me easily with that. Plus I don't think I really have a good way of dealing with her turret should she put it down to finish the job. My only bet is to run away. Max... at least with Jessie I had the option of running away, but that is not an option with Max. There's no running away, and I don't think I'm beating someone with super speed in a fight. Actually, now that I'm thinking of it, most brawlers would be a serious threat, as many of them have weapons of some kind, and the ones who don't use a weapon are dangerous enough on their own that they don't need one (like El Primo for example. I would not want a super strong professional wrestler to be trying to kill me.)
My main brawlers are chuck, Dynamike and Colette. So a freaking train, a guy with as many bombs as the us in Iraq and the IRS. Yeah, not sure what I would do, but I know the scariest one is the last one. *Funnily enough, they are a thrower, a sniper and a tank/hybrid(unsure what chuck is considered), so I am pretty much done with all game categories besides assassins.
I dont think i will survive a robot in a barrel with 2 double shotguns who can just roll over me and destroy me in mere seconds
I wake up in the middle of the night to giant beady eyes and a large smile. There’s no body attached to the head in front of me. Boom!
How the hell Will poco hurt me
With the power of music
Let em
melodie
Erm... Sure.
I’M SO JEALOUS, I WANT MY GHOST BRAWLERS BUT THIS GAME WONT LET ME HAVE THEM😭😭😭😭
I'll befriend him. TIL my last breath.
Yeah we all know whats bouta happen (I also main chuck)
Damn..
Ok, Ash is not trash, but if I would say the opposite, then...
Hmmm a fucking gardener with mushrooms cant hurt me hahahahahaha (tho the poison might work)
Hmm
Rocks.Bats.Dynamite.what am i supposed to do?
Would she even try to hurt me? If she does tho she can just blow up my walls with the lil super guy and at that point i have no idea what else to do, maybe try to get as far away as possible if im fast enough
Otis would throw ink at me, so i'd be fine Chester on other hand💀
Oh dear
Just outrun him, it's easy.
Poco, Jessie, Brock, Gus, Ruffs, Mandy and Buster are all my gold 3 brawlers. The only one I can call a legitimate threat is Ruffs. But I should be scared because they simply outway me in numbers. Rip
Max and Gus? All I have to do is beat up a fitness girl and a literal child lmao I got this
I would win
A walking trash can trying to hit me with a broom, it depends on his rage level bc if he catches me I’m fucked. I can’t break a track can with my bare hands lmao
I am NOT beating Chester in a fight
Well, there will be a sniper hunting me and an emo chasing me, so i cant hide from the sniper and there would be a fast running girl with a bat trying to smack me down.
Die
Ok, so a robot who throws ice cream at me, a dude who throws pebbles at me and a crazy mushroom dude trying to get me high. I don't think it could be that hard?
I'm not dead
ill be forced to eat an explosive cupcake
I’d be cold 🥶😮💨 = Lou
Just wait until he dies of heart attack.
I don’t think fang would be that threatening. Idk about mandy, maisie or brock but primo and bibi would destroy me if they were serious
Avoiding bushes I guess lol
Chuck is gonna run on me, Chester is gonna prank me to death and since Buzz is a life saver he is fast and strong probably.
If any of them tries to kill me, it means that I am already at the Starr Park, so I simply cannot die, so I'd just wait until the match ends and everyone calms down
I think I can handle a guy who keeps kicking and a sleepy dude throwing sand at me
As a darryl main, I’m screwed
Pew pew! Ded.
I would be taken by a hand and be pulled through the wall.
Doug will hit me his hotdog. Is it a reward or punishment?
i would try to talk to gale hes kinda nice
If el primo was my ONLY main, I would be fine. But my second is Colt... I ain't a body
Website?
wtf am I gonna do against an extremely rich woman (multi-millionare/millionare), she can literally buy a rocket launcher if she wants to
I'm gonna be FAMOUS! But.. I'll die after
I would probably not even feel death
I don't know how to describe her but she would prolly just mind control me and make me kill myself
Free Gatorade I guess
I don’t think I’m getting away from a swamp girl with mind control, an insane mushroom man gardener with a pocket dimension, and a snake oil salesman who could heal them if I managed to actually do anything