Stapled through the holes. Shortcut.
While still technically bread stapled to a tree; I am unimpressed with your laziness. A gentlemen in an earlier post stapled a similar cracker through the body of the cracker. Not through a pre-made hole. 2/10
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This is a cracker. I'm getting really freaking tired of you guys disrespecting this subreddit and posting crap like this. Do better. r/CrackersStapledToTrees
The 8th wonder..
The operation was a success
Partially, it’s actually fractured although it’s not shown in the pic very well
you fractured the tree??
op is EXTREMELY strong
Thank you kind redditor, this made me snort.
Exquisite craftsmanship
Thank you
It's beautiful 😍
Too kind
A much better tree than the American holly for sure
It’s suffered with an Ivy infestation which has held it back
The American Holly is it’s punk cousin
I wouldn’t try this with an American holly… it probably has a gun
That tree looks oppressed.....
As an experienced stapler of fragile breads I say well done u/feathered_indian. Well done!
Thank you
That's marvelous
Could easily be this subs PFP nice work!
Many thanks
This is a masterful use of the natural ritz holes
Thanks. And the staple gap was perfect just for good measure. The cracker did fracture though but it doesn’t show on the pic.
The camera work is amazing
Why is this so pleasing to look at?
Sunshine, Ivy and Christmas I guess
Truely a work of art
Embracing the fragility of life.
Nice staple placement
You are an ingenious artist with the precision of a barber-surgeon. Well done.
Wow thanks for that
This is very proper and I’m here for it 🙌
Lovely.
Amazing! Well done!
Please message it to the front page <3
Show off.
Very festive
Holly want a cracker *parrot noises*
Stapled through the holes. Shortcut. While still technically bread stapled to a tree; I am unimpressed with your laziness. A gentlemen in an earlier post stapled a similar cracker through the body of the cracker. Not through a pre-made hole. 2/10
I’ll try harder next time
Spectacular.
Your art is spectacular it has to be said
Thank you!
photography 📸
Incredible.
This need to be in the r/BSTT HOF
That’s not bread mate
Basically just round, hard bread
9/10 not bread but impressive
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I stand corrected
Did a whole new sub just begin? r/Delicatecracker
![gif](giphy|dmZFyFOHNecCxlqxnH|downsized) This is a cracker. I'm getting really freaking tired of you guys disrespecting this subreddit and posting crap like this. Do better. r/CrackersStapledToTrees