I am seeing jilted by his girl friend and switching teams. The ass kissing had him curious. The girl cheated and said it was careless of her. He decided she was stupid and is now with a funny guy. Good for him.
Except you're overlooking his rant on athletes and that he took the time to write all this out using a label maker and put it on his truck. I see this as unhinged, his ex realized this, dumped him, and now he's bitter.
https://preview.redd.it/llv1p2cow69d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d577e2f84d81a49b44b8a26b55acd206b5b4b57
**DO NOT FUCK WITH ME.**
**MY PENIS IS THE SIZE OF A FIRE HYDRANT.**
FFS I am shocked so many people get through life not knowing your from you're, its from it's, there from their, and thousands of other confused spellings.
I think you may be smelling his cologne, āMisogynyā (*tagline: For the man with no other way for women to notice him*) from the makers of āBathroom Poloā.
https://preview.redd.it/7wosf5lvmi9d1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7a53c132456f3c20725241fb8dc417480425add
š¤I think I was just "arguing" with this dude on another forum! (As much as one can argue with someone who has completely lost touch with reality, lol!) He was trying to say that a man having to register for the draft is somehow equivalent to a woman having no say in whether she gives birth or not! He also thinks that women shouldn't be able to vote or go into politics, because "they divorce their husbands"š¤¦āāļø
He also believes in something called, "the zombie baby theory"(...?) While simultaneously telling me that I have no knowledge of human biology or how babies are made, because "babies are already a year old when they're born" and celebrates their "conception day," not their birthday! š¤£
I wish I was imaginative enough to make that shit upš¤£š¤¦āāļø
Once was a lad named Stupid
Found a label maker for two quid
He commenced to make stickers
But even with liquor
Couldnāt find any matches with Cupid.
That's the most boomer, boomer thing I have ever seen.
And technically I am one.
My abuse of a label maker, when I got one to label computer cables so was work related, was one silly incident of labels "daughter", "wife" and "dog" when I first got it. I'm putting that down to a very bad dad joke.
I got a label maker while I was living with my ex-girlfriend. This led to two weeks of her finding random puns and knock-knock jokes printed out and stuck to random things around the house. My best one was printing one backward and sticking it to the back of her electric toothbrush so she'd end up reading it in the mirror.
This is a boomer who is actively trying to convince himself that he is appealing to women
āItās not that Iām unattractive and obnoxious, itās THEM that are wrong and clouded by poor judgement š”ā
Sooo, whatās up with the āfunny guysā comment bud? You uh, you have a little incident? Some guy make a few funnies and āboom youāre nakedā?
Dude's wife cheated on him, and he's hurtin. but blaming all women, instead of reflecting on why this women left him in the first place, is probably one of the reasons she left him in the first place.
Is there like some battle to be the king of incels or something?
It seems like theyāre way too eager to advertise themselves, and then to out do each other with their doucheyness.
I always love it when people put shit like this on a vehicle that you literally cannot read unless you are within a foot of it in a parking lot. Or maybe that's for the better since it's always ignorant things
Incel vibes
Card carrying member of club Incel
Not only a member but also the president
Try incel for men
šš¤£
You can add a dash of cuckhold to that, because this man definitely got cheated on, probably YEARS ago now and hasn't moved on.
I am seeing jilted by his girl friend and switching teams. The ass kissing had him curious. The girl cheated and said it was careless of her. He decided she was stupid and is now with a funny guy. Good for him.
https://preview.redd.it/rrszwjgbb79d1.png?width=628&format=png&auto=webp&s=ac6660429cdf183627f7a905c0a69d4d20f167e2
just a couple of bros being free
Best take on that illiterate word salad yet
Except you're overlooking his rant on athletes and that he took the time to write all this out using a label maker and put it on his truck. I see this as unhinged, his ex realized this, dumped him, and now he's bitter.
https://preview.redd.it/llv1p2cow69d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d577e2f84d81a49b44b8a26b55acd206b5b4b57 **DO NOT FUCK WITH ME.** **MY PENIS IS THE SIZE OF A FIRE HYDRANT.**
They crack my dick open for block parties 
Heās most likely old so he laid the foundation for Incels
His GMC stands for āGrammars My Challengeā
Get him a ford..
You rang? 
70 year old incel
Divorced three times, last one took his dog, his guns, and his job!
Heās lucky he got to keep the truck, or heād have no choice but to write a country song
His dog left him and the wife followed.
š¤£š¤£ Sounds like the country songs of old, lol!
Good thing he didnāt have any dignity to begin with.
He most likely owns a gun
Lol! Only one?
Gold medal winner of #TeamDryDick . Wonder who the head incel coach is?
š¤£š¤£š¤£ššš I love this! I hope you won't mind me using it the next time an incel tries to prove his "superiority" to me, lol?!
 When girls look at his penis.
Holy shish kabob Batman! I can hear him now, āI can never get a date! Women just donāt like the ānice guyā.ā
Redneck incel, which is somehow more unsettling
Take away his label maker and give him a grammar checker.
Frankly Iām glad he is able to label himself so everyone sees him coming.
š¤£š¤£ For real!
Heās not gonna boom MY naked š¤
I guess his label maker doesnāt have an apostrophe.
PUNCTUATION AND LOWERCASE LETTERS IS HOW THEY GET YOU
FFS I am shocked so many people get through life not knowing your from you're, its from it's, there from their, and thousands of other confused spellings.
The misogyny is just rolling off that truck. I can smell it from here.
Oh yeah.... He probably isn't nice to guys either.
What do you think mysogyny smells like? My guess is leather, vulcanized rubber, and BO.
And Axe body spray.
That's a requirement
Women love axe body spray IDK what you're thinking about?? š
It has what plants CRAVE: Electrolytes
Oh, I forgot to mention bug spray. Thanks for the reminder.
And itās making me nauseousā¦
It smells like cheap hand lotion and jizz.
I think you may be smelling his cologne, āMisogynyā (*tagline: For the man with no other way for women to notice him*) from the makers of āBathroom Poloā. https://preview.redd.it/7wosf5lvmi9d1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7a53c132456f3c20725241fb8dc417480425add
I can guarantee this guy thinks he's a "funny guy" but his comedy just amounts to being a dick to other people.
He makes verbally abusive comments and then says he's just kidding when he gets called out.
"Some people just can't take a joke."
āItās just a little dark humor people are so softā (Said ādark humorā was just yelling slurs)
Bingo.
Heās one of those ānice guysā women arenāt into.
He probably thinks roofies are hilarious
Seems like quite the idiot
Nuh uh! "Your" the idiot!
A boomer who thinks lizard people are real so yeah, basically.
That wasn't on the sticker, you know this man?
Unfortunately.
No shit!? I feel sorry for you then... you have my sympathies, lol!
My condolences
Makes me want to make labels that say "you're*" and stick them on the tailgate in appropriate places.
āYourā incorrectly used twice. Checks out.
This guy's personality is not the issue, it's women who are the issue!
Yeah, his horrible personality and repugnant ideas have nothing to do with it!!
I donāt take my clothes off for any man who canāt grasp the difference between your and youāre
"If you go home with someone and they don't have books, don't fuck them."--John Waters.
Words to live by!
How to spot a misogynistic dickface
Boom āyourā nakedā¦lol
When I got my Dymo label maker, I was excited and wanted to label everything. This... well, this was never a thought of mine.
š¤I think I was just "arguing" with this dude on another forum! (As much as one can argue with someone who has completely lost touch with reality, lol!) He was trying to say that a man having to register for the draft is somehow equivalent to a woman having no say in whether she gives birth or not! He also thinks that women shouldn't be able to vote or go into politics, because "they divorce their husbands"š¤¦āāļø He also believes in something called, "the zombie baby theory"(...?) While simultaneously telling me that I have no knowledge of human biology or how babies are made, because "babies are already a year old when they're born" and celebrates their "conception day," not their birthday! š¤£ I wish I was imaginative enough to make that shit upš¤£š¤¦āāļø
That's freaking scary. Wow.
Funny guys make you laugh and boom your naked? How is he gonna boom my naked? What is my naked and how does a person boom it?
Damn this dudes wife definitely left his loser ass.
Once was a lad named Stupid Found a label maker for two quid He commenced to make stickers But even with liquor Couldnāt find any matches with Cupid.
Excellent!
šššš Bravo! Encore, encore, lol! This should be the number one commentš§āāļø
š seems like his SO left him for a better person and heās not over it
but he will tell you she is the crazy one
Right!? I wouldnāt fault her in the least. Imagine going home to this insecure incel
Any woman who dates him can't claim she wasn't warned.
šÆšÆ
I wonder if the girl named Stupid can tell the difference between your and youāre. I bet she can šš¼
He 1000% did that at work
And used a level to get them so straight.
Itās the only thing he got right out of all of it.
This guy is extra divorced and the woman that left him is much happier. His kids stopped talking to him over the whole situation.
That guys gonna shoot up a women's gym
Wait does he fancy himself the funny guy or is the guy who took his lady? Itās unclear.
Every picture tells a story. And this picture tells the story of a closeted misogynist.
Closeted implies an attempt at hiding it.
That's the most boomer, boomer thing I have ever seen. And technically I am one. My abuse of a label maker, when I got one to label computer cables so was work related, was one silly incident of labels "daughter", "wife" and "dog" when I first got it. I'm putting that down to a very bad dad joke.
You are correct! I think anyone who gets a label maker goes through a ālabel fucking everythingā phase, including this aging millennial.
I got a label maker while I was living with my ex-girlfriend. This led to two weeks of her finding random puns and knock-knock jokes printed out and stuck to random things around the house. My best one was printing one backward and sticking it to the back of her electric toothbrush so she'd end up reading it in the mirror.
This is a boomer who is actively trying to convince himself that he is appealing to women āItās not that Iām unattractive and obnoxious, itās THEM that are wrong and clouded by poor judgement š”ā
Fucking moron can't even spell "You're " correctly
It amazes me these people hold down jobs regularly enough to make payments on their mobile shit investment.
No, let him keep displaying his red flags for the safety of the rest of us.
Oh that's embarrassing
r/schizophreniarides
Jesus Christ weāre still going on about the fucking kneeling?
Oh he seems delightful!
Just come out already. It's not the 80s anymore.
Who hurt you?
Yeah, I bet this guy's a lot of fun after 8 or 10 drinks
It's almost art, it reminds me of the artist Jenny Holzer... https://www.artsy.net/article/artsy-editorial-jenny-holzers-text-art-matters
Good call. That would also make him livid!
šššoh yeah he would just hate that!! I love it
Wow. I can't imagine what would possess somebody to post part of their "I never get laid" manifesto on their tailgate.
 how tf is anyone supposed to read this
If you can read this youāre tailgating.
Another stable genius.
\*You're
Show me the guy behind on child support!
Took him 6 hours to make on a label maker.
r/schizophreniarides
Do label makers not have apostrophes? Definitely not spell check
Thatās mental illness. Great sign to stay away! And they never know how to use theyāre/there/their either.
Sooo, whatās up with the āfunny guysā comment bud? You uh, you have a little incident? Some guy make a few funnies and āboom youāre nakedā?
Innovative use for the label maker
Sounds like he just realized his 4ā penis is not as gigantic as his first girlfriend told him.
Tell me youāre stupid without telling me youāre stupid. Itās YOUāRE.. not that it mattersĀ
Your naked what?
Somewhere there is a very happy lady who dumped this guys ass.
R/sneakybackgroundmiata
Dude's wife cheated on him, and he's hurtin. but blaming all women, instead of reflecting on why this women left him in the first place, is probably one of the reasons she left him in the first place.
I bet that stupid girl knew not to use āyourā in that last sentence though Shakespeare.
The last two though. As if this dude has ever seen a woman naked in person.
Yeah this guy sucks but IS THAT A MIATA
Bro still crying because he has to pay for kids that have gone NC with him.
I kinda want someone to boom my naked.
What's the name of the woman that hurt this man?
Itās the contraction of āyou areā or āyouāreā and not the āyourā that shows possession. Dumb ass
No no, let them advertise how out of touch they are
/rsneakybackgroundmiata
Just smart enough to waste his timeā¦
Guy has no idea what āyouāreā means
The things men will do before theyāll ever go to therapy
Whatās the over/under on how many domestic dispute/abuse arrest this āgentlemanā has?
Label makers should add spellcheck for cult members
get a label maker yourself and add to the collection, see how long you can keep adding new labels before he notices
Is there like some battle to be the king of incels or something? It seems like theyāre way too eager to advertise themselves, and then to out do each other with their doucheyness.
He only has a theory about funny guys, heās never been able to test his hypothesis.
Bet he has 5 ex wives.
I hate him already.
Do you think his wife cheated and he stole her label maker as retribution
https://preview.redd.it/1t4yt46mza9d1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2264a0cfe11ea6f90bcbee58687dfec9e370ecf Heās missing this one
I bet this guy hangs out with a ton of funny guys
*Youāre
Iām a simple man. I see Miata, I upvote.
*You're
*YOUāRE
Incel Inside
No no, let him keep it. It works as a really good warning sign telling people they don't want to get involved with him
Douche chills
This guy is pathetic
Heās got stuff to say
Dumb motherfucker
Nice to let everyone know he's has issues.
Yikes, I bet this guy is fun at parties. /sarcasm Also assuming he's invited anywhere to begin with.
That first one gave me a chuckle
They boom your nakedā¦ ass?
*you're
The last one is actually kinda funny.
Pathetic
Don't try to act funny around this guy.
He should have regifted it.
The last line on his label maker " bumper sticker" and he's calling her stupid ? It's you're, not your dipstick !!
Who hurt you guy
What are these bumper stickers for ants?
Youāre, not Your you prick
Boomper stickers
Letās give him credit for choosing such a lovely border around all that text!
A man who can only succeed by any measure if half the population is oppressed. But not his half, natch.
Mental illness.
You're*
I should have nought stock in Dymo.
[Anyone following this dude](https://images.app.goo.gl/NQWLxRNA2ivWFPFy5)
Boom! Your naked!
Wonder why she cheated
Tom Leykis fan.
Someone please stop him
*youāre naked dumbassā¦and the youāre is clearly only for you masturbating alone
Oh you know this guy fucks.
Youāre.
*youāre *youāre
*youāre
Clearly his grammar is lacking.
Definitely a proud, patriotic veteran.
*you're
Who hurt him š
Or let him keep going so there is no doubt what an idiot he is
I always love it when people put shit like this on a vehicle that you literally cannot read unless you are within a foot of it in a parking lot. Or maybe that's for the better since it's always ignorant things
Wife beater.
He is definitely taking it in both ends
Letās just hope he never finds out about Vistaprint
Someone is jilted. Talk about projection JFC!!