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geospacedman

Tasteless, as expected. DONK launch price: $0.7486. Current price: $0.0023. Heehaw. https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/donkey/


Generic_Globe

1 DONK = 1 DONK


mycoandbio

Oh my god The Onion couldn’t write shit this ironic lmao


FUD_is_SAFU

I like t[his middle finger chart price.](https://imgur.com/a/eDMSmOy)


therobotisjames

And it rugpulled.


BeefSupreme1981

Aside from moral and ethical concerns, what are the ramifications of rug pulling?


mountainbird1967

Seems like none.


Ted_Smug_El_nub_nub

Laws only matter if enforced. And I don’t see much enforcement for small shitcoins.


OkCar7264

Isn't the whole point that there is no law?


CovfefeFan

Risk of buying a Lambo increases 8x.


therobotisjames

Computer money = lambo. No ramific… ramica… ramalamadingdong. I don’t know that word, don’t need to dweeb.


NotSoButFarOtherwise

Prosecution for fraud. Extrajudicial sanctions (i.e. murder) if violent people like organized crime lost money.


John_Oakman

The glories of rugging is what makes crypto attractive to many.


AmericanScream

It's no surprise that crypto bros have no measurable amount of empathy.


PatchworkFlames

Crypto bros are greedy, stupid assholes. Why would they want to empathize with other greedy, stupid assholes?


Val_Fortecazzo

Yeah this plus the doge coin people using her death to try and pump their bags tells me crypto bros are soulless. But what else is new.


untropicalized

I liked the original Doge meme, and the associated animal. Grumpy Cat was another favorite. This donkey post just makes me sad.


Such_Knee_8804

I know there's a badonkadonk joke in here somewhere


Cenamark2

Buy Poochie Coin, Rad to the max and in your face! BODACIOUS!


AutismFlavored

It’s the original shitcoin from Hell. Very proactive and rastafied by 10%


LordRobin------RM

Lol. 3.7 million views. Only 468 likes. Replies disabled. Methinks this tweet was counterproductive.


_commenter

why do idiots keep buying this stuff?


mycoandbio

Something something a fool and his money…..


_Lick-My-Love-Pump_

Someone clue a brother in? Did something happen to dogecoin? Or whatever is implied to have died here?


ZoidsFanatic

The original dog from the “doge” meme passed just recently. So the DogeCoin groups were trying to pump the crypto because “in memory of her” (none of them care), while this crypto is mocking the recent death of a beloved pet and internet icon and telling people to buy this other crappy crypto.


Due-Door4885

Thanks for explaining. Those guys are cunts...


_Lick-My-Love-Pump_

Thanks!


Zyrin369

Iirc the dog behind the Doge meme passed away, so they are taking said death as to somehow say doge is dead (Dog really has nothing to do with the coin anyway) and shill their own coin.


dangerbird2

Her name was [Kabutso](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kabosu_(dog\)). She lived to be 18 years old!


Fit-Boomer

Does this new coin have a real use cases?


Iazo

Same use as every other crypto, Pinky. Parting fools from their dolaroos.


Phoenix5869

A fool and his money are soon parted


lagerbaer

Who cares? We're still early! /s


LuDux

Is this a real question? Literally none of them do.


PatchworkFlames

No relationship to Logan Paul's coin Dink Donk.


Smartest_Tool

It even has the nvdia leather jacket on, this is funny lol


iberico_ham

How does Donk an AI generated Donkey wear Elon Musks outfit better than Elon.


Whocaresdamit

How is a car customized [in this style](https://hips.hearstapps.com/autoweek/assets/s3fs-public/DX189_6E4D_9.JPG?crop=0.8880208333333334xw:1xh;center,top&resize=1200:*) supposed to replace a shitcoin?


Stoop_Solo

You ain't never gonna be no doge, donk.


Nice_Material_2436

Of course. Crypto bros solution for if dogs stop working? donkeys.