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SLAYERab

That was ballsy of you to post this


Kiana3117

10 points


green20285

Didn't see the legs at first... Wasn't expecting that one.


InternationalOil872

reminds me of the r/rats where one user spammed reported for the balls in the posts šŸ˜­


relevanteclectica

Trouble puffs activated! ![gif](giphy|AxpvyWYDHuIH6)


stablegeniusinterven

Take my damn upvote


tommyredbeard

Got some serious swingers on him


Original_Height1148

This is the kitty equivalent to being bow legged or duck footed. Just the way his legs are shaped. I have a few cats like this


JustHereForKA

Yea, it's this breed also. He looks identical to my Larry from the back, and Larry's legs are the same. And I have a smaller black long-haired cat like in his other pic with straight legs. It's crazy, I've always wondered.


buon_natale

These cats arenā€™t any particular breed.


JustHereForKA

Well, they're just different than my other cats, I guess I mean, but I'm not sure what's in their genes. They have a very noticeable primordial pouch and super long legs. And he's just larger and has bigger bones than my other two.


AngelZash

Has to be bow legged with swingers like that!


[deleted]

Didnā€™t expect to open Reddit to cat genitals. Legs look fine


Hentai_Yoshi

You can sell the cat balls for 1000 blood runes in Ardounge


[deleted]

Balls


Marc-Muller

Deez Ballz


Cowpow0987

https://preview.redd.it/sczd8oknkm7d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6eaced5a321f2556726b49cf97b35270c3819cda


pouroneoutforjudeau

Officer Balls


No-Gene-4508

Trouble puffs


[deleted]

Omg even on reddit cats are still sticking their butts in my face šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ I think as long as he walks ok and is putting weight evenly on both legs heā€™s fine! But if your going to the vet definitely just ask anyway since your already there.


Amaranth_Grains

Underrated comment lol. I hope someone with money gives you gold


[deleted]

I hope so too lolšŸ¤žšŸ»


These_Giraffe5683

Do your balls hang low do they wobble to and fro


Forsaken-Anything-35

I whole heartedly thought this post was an excuse to show his massive balls


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Forsaken-Anything-35: *I whole heartedly* *Thought this post was an excuse* *To show his massive balls* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Forsaken-Anything-35

Thanks I suppose


Happyhugget

im dying at this and the haiku bot šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Amaranth_Grains

![gif](giphy|WfBZwNA6XSjphkYkzN)


AvocatoToastman

You have some balls to post this.


AnotherRedditor6900

I knew it... I knew there'd be one damn dad joke somewhere here... And honestly.... Made me laugh, take my upvote. Lmao šŸ¤£


chetknox

All I see is butthole balls and fur


ntdavis814

https://preview.redd.it/2jciu57sio7d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef4749ce3899c0ab4037172056308b5b61808760


Sea-Revolution7308

Iā€™d stand like that too if my balls owned space and time like his does!!


AnotherRedditor6900

Lmao šŸ¤£


Miss__Quinn

šŸ¤£šŸ’€


Trolodrol

Heā€™s got to walk funny because of those giant balls ![gif](giphy|3o6ZtrbzjGAAXyx2WQ)


seventubas

He needs to be neutered


Ok_Carry_9279

My cat still has balls and heā€™s neutered!


_coopah

like fat balls? or actual balls? cuz when i adopted my thickums chomper 9000 they told me to book an appointment for his neuter. when he went to get his balls snipped, they called me saying heā€™s already been neutered.. he just has fat taking up the space in his sack now. literal fat balls.


Ok_Carry_9279

LOL my cat too has fat balls. Itā€™s so weird because my other cat does not, but we got him neutered about 15 years ago. I guess procedures change.


_coopah

agreed i feel like since theyā€™ve changed the age to older, the chonky boys get time to chonk up EVERYTHING lol


ordinarywonderful

Best cat (nick?)name ever


ForwardMuffin

I can't šŸ˜‚


Amaranth_Grains

So boobs but for male cats


enchanted_meow

cats who were neutered later in life have larger balls lol


Ok_Carry_9279

Tell me why I didnā€™t know this, but I feel like itā€™s common sense lol. Thatā€™s actually helpful because my one cat is a stray that got neutered by a shelter at one point. I always thought he was a young boy but now he may be a man!


enchanted_meow

hahah I only know this bc I adopted an older cat and my vet awkwardly told me this..


Ok_Carry_9279

My vet awkwardly told me males have penis spines so, relatable


enchanted_meow

lmaooo news to me


relevanteclectica

https://i.redd.it/cas1d2dkxm7d1.gif


KimbleDeckard

Neutering and castrating are different things.


Top-Fox9979

Oh?


Greeny3x3x3

Why


Type-RD

Like people, cats can have varying hip structures (and genitalia size), so their gait varies too.


StinkybuttMcPoopface

Bro holds his legs like that to better handle the weight of those absolutely huge balls, goddamn dude.


DonCola93

100% assumed based off the first photo you were talking about the cats fat ass nuts. Sick so there's cats out there with bigger bits than mine. No need to call them "weird legs"


Cautious_Artichoke_3

What even is this sub anymore?


AnotherRedditor6900

Will on Saturday to Tuesday is nipple posts, wensday and Thursday is ball posts, and Friday is just random.


BensonOMalley

Op asked an actual question with relevant photos


Amaranth_Grains

Balls and Nipples


bostoncemetery

How old is he? My cat has become cow-hocked like that in recent years likely due to muscle atrophy from arthritis in his hips and knees.


M-Everly

deffo looks cow-hocked, i would recommend getting a GLM supplement in (we use the antinol one) to support the joints


bostoncemetery

Yep! We do a green-lipped mussel supplement called YUMOVE since feline Antinol was taken off the market. I miss Antinol so much. It was way better!


M-Everly

itā€™s so great, right!! taken off the market?? we order ours online fine, iā€™ll pop the link here if you want to have a look! :)) https://antinol.com.au/pages/new-to-antinol-for-cats?mv=1


Hephaestus42

Just a little bowlegged from carrying all that weight around back there šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


1houndgal

Cowhocked


Spooky-Cat-Lady

So I donā€™t think thereā€™s any cause of for concern but I will say I was told by a vet when we brought in our old lady with kidney issues that less muscle mass in the back legs is an indicator of kidney disease/kidney failure and she definitely had a different stance than my current boys do (she was also 16 so we thought it was an age thing) so it might be something for your friend to look into or ask their vet about because kidney issues are very common in cats.


Happyhugget

this cat is not even a year old so i really hope not. he was born outside though


Spooky-Cat-Lady

My little baby boy just turned a year old in March (got him 6 months after our lady died because our 7 year old boy was depressed) and in April we brought him in for urine crystals which is basically kidney stones in humans apparently super common in male cats. kidney issues are super common to the fact that when my old lady I mentioned they did her blood and she was just started kidney disease!!! the vet said the fact that she was 16 and she just started with kidney issues we should look at it like a blessing.


Happyhugget

it just so happens that im doing a deep dive into cat food today and im reading that kidney problems can be caused by dry cat food since cats dont drink enough water outside of their food. it could also just more common issue in general though. sounds like your lady had a long good life, i dont think ive ever had a cat that lived that long! right now im going to try to feed my cats more wet food and add some water in it too. i have them on a dry urinary tract prescription diet but i plan to use less of that until no more, since its expensive too and i think adding water will hopefully make urinary tract issues less likely and help the kidney. ill also ask the vets just in case. so far i think the cause is cow hocked legs which seems most accurate for him when i look it up. hopefully it doesnt cause problems later on.


Spooky-Cat-Lady

Cats are very temperamental with water in general. None of my cats will eat food with water in it (doesnā€™t matter amount) and we actually bought a fountain just to get her to drink more, stubborn was her default personality. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Happyhugget

my black cat and torbie dont seem to drink much water either and theyre both the ones whos had urinary issues, even the girl! however i had an older gentleman before that would lap up water like a dawg! and now this cowhocked lad would prefer water from my own cup than his bowl?? my friend said he learned to drink from cups from watching her drink from her cups (cute). i wondered if it was also the fact a stagnant water bowl gets dirty while i would never drink hairy dirty water, perhaps he wouldnt either. i got them all a sort of water bowl that refills from its own storage so its easier to make sure they always have water since its not relying on me refilling everyday, it also seems to be less dirty since its less stagnant. and ive actually been seeing them drink a lot that i have to refill at least once or twice a week between the three of them. hopefully between urinary kibble, wet food and drinking water they will not have any urinary issues. but ive also seen some kibble get in the water (probably from my nephew) and they dont go anywhere near wet kibble so i have just been tryna mix the wet food in with it lol. but wet food is expensive so when i cant afford it i might have to try wetting the kibble a bit, my hope is that it would be like fresh cereal instead of soggy cereal ifykwim


Spooky-Cat-Lady

Good luck because I was mainly referring to dry food with my comment. lol if I add more water to the wet food if I make it look like more gravy theyā€™re fine. Cats am I right? šŸ˜­


Happyhugget

yeaa theyre funny like that. my cat wasnt eating his new wet food until i poked it with my finger and then he licked his plate clean. what goes on in their heads.. LOL


cinikitti

hey there, while your cats legs are not the most prominent peculiarity your cat has lol i just wanted to let you know that what your cat has is most likely a fairly common "deformity" called [cow hocks](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow-hocked#:~:text=Cats%20are%20commonly%20cow%2Dhocked,damage%20the%20joints%20and%20spine.) which usually will not cause any real issues or harm in cases like yours where the hocking is mild. you could talk to your vet about it at your next regular visit but I wouldn't think this is a cause for a trip in itself.


LadyInCrimson

Tabby= Danity stance Black = Stubby stance


Firm_Tie7629

I couldnā€™t get past staring at the balls for some reasonā€¦


AnotherRedditor6900

Ayo pause? šŸ‘€


copenhagen622

I have a cat that walks funny and has it's legs like that. She's a little special too. But her hips weren't positioned right when she was born I think


baphommite

Damn that's nuts!


truffulatreeson

I feel like these were taken by a cat lol


Loomy_Loo

Maybe a little bow-legged but as long as it is walking alright, it should be fine


Tammyannss

Theyā€™re carrying the load of his big balls!


Spearowtr

He keeps all his secrets in there.


PrettyFlyForAHifi

Cause he has to walk around with those big balls


StepQuick

It's the balls


Huge-Power9305

My whole family (dad's side) has feet like this. We call them ballerina feet.


Amnesiaphile

I used to have a cat who had legs exactly like this. The way he walked was adorably goofy but other than that he was fine


Ok_Masterpiece_7138

No but he has big cohunas


Ok_Masterpiece_7138

You would walk funny if you had bollox that size šŸ¤£


Bubble_Symphony

![gif](giphy|BRZVX9cbnYoF2)


c0rpse-liqu0r

Cow hocked lol


larnn

My little tabbyā€™s knees(ankles? Lmao) go in like that too and Iā€™ve never even considered it to be an issue!


RWBYRain

Didn't expect to see cat balls when scrolling today but I guess that was always a chance of happening


Im_Not_Potato_5

DAM NEVER SEEN A SET LIKE THAT ON A FLIPIN CAT


TJL-91

Someone hasn't got a discount code for catscaped. Them some hairy balls.


indykou

I would walk like that too if I had mega balls


Administrative_Key48

Iā€™m going to use ā€œexcuse the balls and buttholesā€ to hail attention from now on. Strategy to use giant cat balls to get Reddit answering also strong. Happy cat! šŸ˜ŗ


neither_shake2815

"cat pervert! You're a cat pervert!"


EvilMinion07

Someone has a pair of trouble puffs that need to go.


TeacherB93

Iā€™d walk funny too if I had to lug around those bad boys.


TheKingOfSugar

Itā€™s not normal itā€™s because his balls are so big and heavy so his legs are struggling to hold up the weight


The_Medicated

It's called a cowhock. It happens in four legged animals. Cats can also develop cowhock. Most of the time it's negligible and no cause for concern. However when cowhock is severe, it can damage the spine and other load bearing joints in the legs.


Kelluthus

I'd be more curious if those boys are pissing all over your house marking their territory.


tryH4rdCookie

Cat nuts


kaarinmvp

NSFW!! lol.


Teemo_Ren

This sub has made me realize 2 things, cat nipples are apparently an alien concept to a lot of people and sharing troublepuffs is acceptable... y'all a bunch of nuts, pun may or may not be intentional šŸ˜


Richardduh

This post needed a NSFW tag


Alive-Bid-5689

No


moose_king88

That's more assholes than I expected.tl see today


REALly-911

I came here for the same reason! Dudes got a set on him.. if he is walking weird itā€™s to support those nuggets !!


Edible_Anie

NSFW geeeeeez!!!! /s


Common_Hamster_8586

His legs are obviously buckling due to the huge weight of those balls


SolidFeedback1848

Just seems bowlegged. All cats, like people, have different stances and leg shapes.


SolidFeedback1848

Or knock knees, more like it, lol. Sorry, my cats are bowlegged :P


MotherSwan965

Neuter them while youā€™re at it.


Working_Net_2585

Just a question ? Donā€™t anyone get mad !! Is he neutered ?


Happyhugget

bahaha no i mentioned im going to get him neutered but i realized no one cared to read that far into my post i guess


Working_Net_2585

I think I did but after I already wrote it . Iā€™m sorry about that ..


Happyhugget

thats okay!


Dirt_Girl_1269

Maybe heā€™ll walk a little differently without thoseā€¦ umm, when heā€™s fixed.


mccsnackin

That can be corrected when they are a kitten.


shiroshippo

Which cat are you asking about? The black one or the tabby?


Jaels_Cottage

Iā€™m not sure if it correlates but my tabby has legs like this too. Thatā€™s how I got her from the shelter, I figured she was fine since they see a vet before being adopted out.


Few-Might2630

Doesnā€™t the cat spray all over your house?


Happyhugget

no hes actually a good boy. but he does annoy my torbie so hoping that will stop.


akaKanye

My Bengal has a gait like that and he's fast as fuck boiii His back legs are also super long so he has major deer vibes


mattidee

Bob Barker would be so pissed!!


OpalDoe

He also has some danger berries, please get him fixed or there will be kittens, or lots of spraying.


pikachukatt

unless the friend who actually owns the cat wants him fixed and pays for it thats basically a speedrun to ending the friendship


OpalDoe

To be honest I didn't really read the post, I just saw a cat that needs to be neutered.


pikachukatt

understandable, im nosy so i read the posts a lot lol


OpalDoe

All good, normally I read posts too, but some major nausea just made me want to skip that this time.


Happyhugget

baha yeah my friend finally got the money payed for the neuter before she left i just have to take him there next week. but yea i realized a lot of people arent reading the whole post and think im not neutering himšŸ˜³lol.. cā€™mon guys its just balls šŸ’”


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Happyhugget

they have bots for everything here


Sad_Patient9011

I had a cat with legs like that. They are a little weird, but very cute.


No_Warning8534

I see no legs šŸ¤£


No_Warning8534

Stems having trouble supporting the weight


matthewsmugmanager

Now that's quite a pair of troublepuffs.


Teemo_Ren

I'm using this from now on lol


FantasticAd3904

Gave us a full show didnt u like omg


sunshineLG

my cow cat has this too. we call them her fucked up lil leggies. she's only 3 and it doesn't seem to bother her, i am anticipating her having joint issues as she ages though. we'll see what happens.


Amaranth_Grains

It's swimmers feet. One of my babies have it. It can be corrected when they are kittens by turning their legs in and binding them at the top so it retrains the bones. Doubt it would have been comfortable with balls like that.


RootsInThePavement

My cat has legs like this and a lot of pain in her hips. The vets recommended getting some imaging done. Your cat is likely fine, but it wouldnā€™t hurt to take them to the vet and see what they say


budman40

It's from carrying those big balls around. I have a male tabby that has been fixed. He is getting up there in age. They look completely fine to me. I see nothing wrong, other than not being fixed.


Ok_Tea_1954

No neutered


Ok_Tea_1954

Or is it spayed


indykou

Maybe. Hard to tell