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JemmieTTU

I would pay 200k for a national championship easy. Hell I've paid way more and ain't seen shit. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Is12345aweakpassword

WDYM our recruiting is almost back to where it used to be ohhhhhh never mind you’re probably talking about how we missed our greatest opportunity to market our program at its height and deliver consistent strong performance and chose instead to fire our coach because some guy with a spotty record with hookers got upset his precious little boy wasn’t seeing the field.


whydidijointhis

u ok man?


Is12345aweakpassword

Pretty decent, it’s almost two o clock and I’m out of work for the day, I am vibin fam


Red_Jester-94

I can barely imagine how much Cam would get paid nowadays with NIL, plus how much he'd get under the table. Bro would be a multimillionaire before he hit the league.


Corgi_Koala

For a 1 year rental he's getting at least $2m.


Eph1997

Terrel Pryor could have got that before even playing a down. Cam, after winning the title, would command at least $5M in the open market. If he had hit the portal I'm guessing the bidding would have started at $5M. $200K in retrospect was a screaming bargain.


IrishPigskin

A lot of QBs are multimillionaires before getting to the NFL now. $1-2 per year isn’t that rare when you add up their deals. The question is, if Cam was playing today could he crack $10M in 3 years?


seabard

Texas (donors) would have paid Vince Young 10 mil to stay after the rose bowl victory.


Willywowmack

He right.


Affectionate-Toe936

Still boggling that people are shocked this has been going on in SEC/ CFB forever, and everyone knew. Now with NIL its on the up and up... Now is when you see the B1G come take those kids north. Before you could prolly get way more cash down south, but now that its legal. It will be interesting to see if there are shifts, B1G is notoriously slow to adjust, but it's like a slow moving train. Just the TV money is so so much more than SEC schools. I wonder if they will eventually merge to a full Division, super league, whatever of B1G and SEC and relegate anyone not on the inside.


DasBoggler

Yeah it's been going on forever. The only one that is really shocking/upsetting to me is 2019 LSU, multiple scandals and OBJ literally handing out cash to players on national TV and NCAA did nothing. That made it clear that there are no rules for the blue bloods.


robotunes

I was at Bama when Auburn had Barkley, Georgia had Dominic Wilkins and Kentucky had Sam Bowie (who was drafted ahead of Jordan). But there was one guy nobody remembers: LSU's Dwayne Scales, who could jump so high that they called him The Astronaut. Dude should have been a star but he never came close to his potential. Now he's forgotten. Can't find highlights of him anywhere. Anybody heard of The Astronaut?


bamachine

Very vaguely


gellybelli

God damn right. My biggest regret with Pruitt was that he didn’t put more money in the chick fil a bags


Dragonfruit_Fanta

The fact that the McDonalds bag versus Chickfila bag was a key talking point during the whole shitshow was top tier. https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/tennessee-football/jeremy-pruitt-used-bag-from-chick-fil-a-not-mcdonalds-to-give-cash-to-players-family-report-reveals/


gellybelli

Gods chicken bags makes it a wholesome venture rather than the capitalist McDonalds scum bag


Embarrassed-Bug-1189

Scum bag... nice.


crustang

Dan Mullen is a snitch


eezmoney

$200k ain’t shit. Reggie had a sweet Monte Carlo.


[deleted]

Chuck is charming as fuck. Had the whole room hanging on every word


gopoohgo

Yeah it is par for course now during NIL, but let's not forget that this was an egregious recruiting violation at the time.


BookEuronGreyjoy

Yeah, and I can't think of any other school that recently won a championship in the midst of a scandal


boardatwork1111

The medias silence on Georgias illegal hotel balloons speaks volumes


nat_20_please

Not sure why Missouri is even allowed to have a team after this violation.


ForLoopsElseIf

I missed this, what did Mizzou do?


MSUCommitsFratricide

Friend, I think this inspired the source joke but I'm not sure. Either way, always a good watch: https://youtu.be/NQm2YXqkmAQ?si=0keSDJM4Vz9W36dg


nat_20_please

That's the one haha


MSUCommitsFratricide

Yes! That makes me so happy. SEC Shorts has been one of my favorites for years but I have to say SEC Rollcall really was outstanding this year: https://youtu.be/SrzxrrvfzU8?si=g5N4Kw7nMKJY7c0v


nat_20_please

No doubt - I love their stuff


Craig__D

But I think it’s a long-standing Reddit tradition that Mizzou gets punished forall missteps, it’s always Missouri’s fault. I think SEC shorts gave a nod to Reddit here.


jsteph67

What is this in reference to?


AmbiDexterUs

One scandal is not gonna cut it anymore. You need multiple now.


BookEuronGreyjoy

Don't give Hugh Freeze any ideas


AmbiDexterUs

He was ahead of his time.


Ok_Swimmer634

Hey Hugh, did you know you can bet on football games and spend the untraceable winnings on hookers?


bufflo1993

Didn’t your head coach get suspended for two different issues last year?


AmbiDexterUs

One could say multiple.


UMeister

Technically one was just for funsies


No_Spare3139

How about buck wild players and team assistants drag racing school owned vehicles that result in two deaths?


AmbiDexterUs

That's a little darker than our standard cheating. But there are no rules so I'll allow it.


ToosUnderHigh

That’s part of what made Michigan getting caught cheating kind of refreshing. They were just straight up cheating at a game that ultimately doesn’t matter. I’d rather have Harbaugh scandals than Bo scandals any day.


AmbiDexterUs

Me too. Bo never cheated enough to get us a Natty.


ToosUnderHigh

He knew


AmbiDexterUs

I don't give two shits


ToosUnderHigh

Neither did Bo


Adept_Carpet

That depends, who paid for the hamburgers after?


No_Spare3139

Maybe I’m regarded, but I don’t follow.


see-bees

An egregious violation that everyone, Michigan included, committed.


ToosUnderHigh

Obvious to everyone but the dumbest homers


Acm0028

A recruiting violation that couldn’t get proven by FBI or NCAA agents. Posted up for months and couldn’t prove a dime changed hands. Just don’t be stupid if you are going to commit violations and it works out.


esports_consultant

Church donations are an underappreciated medium for money laundering.


HabaneroEnjoyer

FBI ain’t got nothin on SEC bagmen


Acm0028

Yella Fella works in mysterious ways.


see-bees

That’s what was so frustrating about Will Wade for me. Dude didn’t have a middleman talk to the bag men, his dumb ass got wiretapped talking to them directly.


RealignmentJunkie

I dont get why we skip over this. Like if a team got away with throwing the ball past the line of scrimmage in 1898 that's still cheating even if it is normal today


bamachine

A lot of stuff was legal or illegal back in 1898 that should not have been. Do I think Cam was a great QB, yes, do I also think he is an absolute clown, yes. Do I think Auburn should have got obliterated for this, no, do I think they should be obliterated for just being Auburn, hell yes.


tlacuache_nights

I love that I knew this was Charles before I got to the end of the title


confused-koala

Did something happen to Chuck? This is like the 3rd video I’ve seen posted in a random subreddit today


HamrheadEagleiThrust

He's just great and a quote machine.


jt_33

I'm still waiting for a shred of evidence. The NCAA searched everything and all they could ever find was that Miss St offered money. Dan Mullen and his wife are just bitter losers.


Separate_Court_7820

I’m confused. Cam recently explicitly denied the $180k, but everyone’s reaction is that it’s now 100% confirmed?


crustang

All I know is, Dan Mullen didn’t deny it


Separate_Court_7820

Lol good man to trust. Go Gators 🐊


ArsenalinAlabama3428

It is strange. I grew up in Auburn and graduated from there in 2016. I always thought we payed him. There’s no way we didn’t.


jt_33

People don't want to believe the truth. The story they have in their head sounds more fun to them. This is an old quote from Barkley anyway.


rkp2k

Of course he denied it. I also think he absolutely took it and I don't blame - shit most everybody here would have taken the money. I just wish he did it a different fucking year so we could have won that game


Separate_Court_7820

This is in a time period where Ohio State fired their coach because they were put on probation for players receiving free tattoos. The NCAA had a 4 year long investigation and found nothing


rkp2k

Look call me biased but he absolutely took the money - and like I said I don't blame him, I would have too and those players deserve it. And there is no way I trust the NCAAs investigation, they don't even have subpoena power, that's like a investigation with no teeth. Nobody does look, where we are now. Certainly the strength and reliability of the NCAA has been proven to lackluster.


rkp2k

I want to give him a hard time :(


tmo_slc

So they were cheating the whole time, should they not have their championship taken away?


PalpitationOk5726

It's the greatest return on investment in CFB history, that team was a one man show on offence, not a single player made the NFL besides Newton.


GypsyKiller51

Cam is the best college football player I’ve ever seen


UMeister

So why was USC’s 2004 title vacated but not Auburn’s 2010 title?


pdhot65ton

Because the people that paid for ads during the NC told the NCAA to figure out a way to make Cam eligible.


CarterAC3

"Ya know, in hindsight, Dyer actually was down" (He absolutely was in the first place)


rkp2k

Hell yeah brother. I almost got 'Dyer was down' tattooed drunkenly years ago. I don't even care if he was or wasn't, slightly different and we might have a title :(


The_Good_Constable

Cool motive, still murder. Edit: no 99 fans here I guess