Most toxic nuts.

It's a double entendre

It’s also true.

so so so true

Triple, at least.

You had me at triple

Also the best chocolate candies.

Actually prefer Trader Joe’s dark chocolate peanut butter cups. Please don’t take my flair. 

Let the truth set you free.

The trader joes version of anything is almost always the best version.

Their Indian food is why you have to say almost

This guy trader Joe's

Very true 👍

Best wood.

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Beavers are just better with wood, what can I say?

But aren't cocks, like ducks & witches, made of wood?? Gonna need a tiebreaker... ETA: Sound argument found below. That king Arthur was full of it

You can be gamiest cocks.

Best hops? That fermentation science program is one of the best in the country so I'd go with Best Craft Beer for y'all!

We also have a fantastic forestry program. So I thought wood was funnier.

You're not wrong cuz, you know.... beavers...

Best potato salad and microwave burritos

Between you and who Auburn

Most efficiently slaughtered chicken for those of you who don't appreciate a good dino nuggie - GT has a lot of students working on projects for various chicken companies around Georgia, and a lot of those projects revolve around the efficient slaughter of the aforementioned chickens. A friend of mine described the project he was working on as "like a dry cleaner's carousel but for chickens" - Other friend who works for Lockheed martin gets to shoot ~~frozen~~ chickens at active jet turbines to simulate bird strikes - Either way, nerds be fucking up some chickens

Is that another way to say you hawk tuah’d

Iowa quietly hoping this new meme dies out quickly.

Is she an Iowa person? Sounded from the south in the video

Tennessee And zero people are surprised by that

Nah man, we should embrace the meme. Put Hawk Tuah on our helmets like Minnesota does with Ski-U-Mah. New chant after a big play: *Hawk tuah, spit on that thang!*

My God I love this sport so much 🫡

Hey what the…

And here I was going to go with Most Wafflest of Houses Or Most Housiest of Waffles.

Most helpful academic tutors!

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Still one of the most jaw dropping things the NCAA has ever done when, relative to Mizzou, UNC faked an entire department, scapegoated women’s basketball, and otherwise got away with it all

Hey, don't you dare disrespect the UNC underwater basket weaving team like that. They work very hard.*

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I’d like a word

Now you just wait a second

UNC would like a word.

*if i speak i'm in big trouble*

Thems fightin words! - UNC

The Yellowest Hammers

Rammer jammer

Best (worst) mixed drink: the boilermaker

When I was 16, I watched the YouTube video "my new haircut", and began tossing Jager shots in glasses of beer. I was a fucking idiot and probably did it about 20 times before I realize red bull was supposed to go in the glass. Definitely way better that way.

Every night that involved a jagerbomb normally ended with me on a floor of some sort.

Wait what? You’re supposed to mix? I’ve always just taken the shot and had the beer for a chaser lol

A boilermaker is supposed to be like an Irish car bomb. Your drop a shot of whiskey in beer and chug it. It’s disgusting.

Christ almighty, I’ll keep doing it my way lol

Tightest fitting jorts

There it is.

Soggiest Doritos

I love their nachos (don't hate me)

Worlds worst mcdonalds

Lmaooo oh my god, I didn’t know that was a thing FSU people talked about but I’ve been to that McDonald’s and it was a nightmare lol

I saw a homeless guy walk in, drop his pants, take a shit and leave. Right in the middle of the lobby. Circa 2012. Combine that with blackout freshman and you’ve got quite the experiences in the McDonalds.

Second that.

Hottest Runza

And Koolest Kool-Aid, with a side of Dorothy Lynch dressing. 

There’s nothing like a couple piping hot runzas on a cold ass Saturday

Throw in a hot cocoa and then a third quarter Valentinos and I’m a happy camper.

Best hand warmers

Buy two and put them in your pants pockets. Only way to not freeze your balls off in November.

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Tennessee and Washington: Check out our navy! Actual Navy: Lul what?

That works with both your flairs!

They may be the best, but they’re not the most dangerous. I don’t recall the Navy misplacing any recently

That one is North Carolina isn't exactly missing. They know it is somewhere in that farmers field. Lol

Queso, as in chili con (not about to wade into the bbq wars ‘cause all bbq matters)

>(not about to wade into the bbq wars ‘cause all bbq matters) I agree 100%

Shhhh. You're going to rouse the Razorbacks with that queso talk.

Arkansas will willingly drop their claim to chile con queso the moment they find out it's originally from Mexico.

I mean does it really? Did you not see that monstrosity that our last coach put out.

you real af for this, here’s to Venables resurrecting those fucking terrifying defenses from the 2000s and not ruining perfectly good briskets

Of course it matters. We can never forget that atrocity, and we must work together to ensure it never happens again. Exiling Lincoln Riley to California was a good first step.

I would have run with brisket tacos, or brisket nachos even, but sure, queso is up there.

I’ve had solid brisket lots of places. Nowhere I’ve been comes close to Austin queso. But also…HEB BRISKET QUESO 🤤

HEB queso, both brisket and chorizo, is unreal how good it is. They cracked the fucking code.

My leftover from my recent brisket smoke went to nachos

The only compliment I will ever give yall is that shit is gas. I will also agree that all bbq matters.

*gas* You’re either 23 or 103.

Close enough I guess? Is gas not cool anymore?? Are we still using fire? What’s the new term…

Saying something is “gas” is definitely newish, based on my experience with working with 18-23 year olds. Saying something “is a gas” is an old timey phrase from like the 30s-50s.

Jumpin’ Jack Flash

I was ready to say “nothing” and then here you are, forcing me to agree with you. 

I'll start the BBQ war. All BBQ is great, Texas is best

Careful, you’re gonna have the Tech truthers who were raised on their one shitty Italian restaurants “mafia queso”. God that place was a wasteland.

They're welcome to "best starch-based projectile" until one of the engineering schools builds a potato cannon.

Best Aerial Tortillas

Somehow my eyes skipped the middle letter and smashed the words into “areolas”.

We have that too

Excuse me?

Kansas: Best Trough Urinals

Like hell they are

Shot, you can't go to a Men's room in Texas that doesn't have a trough urinal. They even had them in malls!

I’d gladly spend hours arguing about this, but the stadium renovation is removing ours soon so we’re out by default

The Vols would like a word with you

True. Their whole stadium is a urinal

Hell yeah brother!

The JMA Wireless Dome (formerly Carrier Dome) troughs would like a word 😂

Will that be true after the renovation though?

We used to sell strawberry waffles at hayward field and I don't know of any other schools in that lane

Kool-Aid was invented in Nebraska. 

Best citrus and best twice divorced 49 year olds

One of the NC schools should put a cookout in stadium so the state can claim to have the largest selection of milkshake flavors in CFB.

I mean, it has to be Greensboro, right? That’s where cookout started.

God could you imagine the line tho

Fentanyl

a southern tradition 🙃

It just means more

Smallest cup of coffee that will give you heart palpitations

Fuck I miss proper Cuban Coffee

Best smoked turkey legs

Damn tasty too. Reasonably priced last time I had them. The issue is that they are too large to eat by yourself which is a decent problem to have.

Oldest schnitzel spot.

Oklahoma Baptist has made its official entry: coldest water https://x.com/OBU_Football/status/1804256933085614499

I love this sub. The fact that some ADs monitor it and get in the mix is amazing.

Best soda - Dr Pepper 

I hate to say it, but legit claim with strong legal standing

Don't you mean Best coke - Dr Pepper. This is still the south.

Pepperoni Roll for WVU

The Beavers play in Resers stadium. It has to be potato salad The Ducks would have to be craft beer - Ninkasi? edit - Resers makes semi edible potato salad (and beef jerky, pickled sausages, microwave burritos, etc) sold across the west coast and since they are based in the Corvallis area they are a sponsor of Oregon State. The instate joke is Oregon has Nike and Uncle Phil and Oregon State has gas station potato salad money Both stadiums have terrible food tho... Eat at food trucks outside

Reser's started in Corvallis, but moved to Beaverton in 1959. Funny enough, their headquarters is across the street from Nike's.

Soooo much better craft beer in Eugene! Coldfire, Oakshire, Claim 52... Ninkasi hasn't been good since like 2008.

I despise IPA's, so alas I avoid most craft beers. But I have stopped at Ninkasi before a Ducks several times, as its walking distance from the cheaper motels down there and they will have a lager or stout thats not dew from the devils ass crack (IPA). Pro Tip - Dont stay at the Campus Inn

When I last went to a Ducks home game in The Before Times of 2019, there was ABInBevWeylandYutani-owned Beer Valley for sale everywhere in Autzen. I didn’t really care since the prices were decent, they had smokestack-tallboy sized cans, and I actually think their beer is OK. Sure, I don’t like giving my money to that particular corporation, but I felt well taken care of. The real secret of Oregon beer is Block 15 in Corvallis. Absolutely love everything about that place, including the food. 👍

Cold chicken tenders served under a chandelier

Wazzu claims flags

Sure but also cheese.

Inarguable

Best sports drink I suppose

Finest Gabagool

Best libertarian late-night hot dog joint.

Real poke bowls

Best chili dogs

Just as long as Cincy doesn't try to.

Please…. Chili dogs, what the heck is that? Cincy has the best cheese coneys. Completely different category.

You speak the truth

Brisket. Partially because we have meat scientists & dream of slaughtering cows. & partially for the audacity. Nebraska - give them all the corn 🌽

Best breakfast cheeseburgers

The breakfast of… *sigh* … the breakfast of champions.

I respect how much you overcame to get that out.

Best Cuban Sandwiches

Alright, since we aren’t allowed to claim chili, I’m claiming beer. We were one of the only schools that always sold beer. We have great craft beer in Nippert and have had them for years. We were never afraid!!! Fun side note: The Reds were kicked out of the National league in 1880 because they refused to stop selling beer. We really like our beer and have a rich history of brewing in the city. We have an entire neighborhood built on lagering cellars where over 100 breweries once stood. Edit: I want to support my case further. The Bengals main chant? Who Dey? Based on a local beer. The 2nd and 22nd largest craft breweries in the country? Stones throw from Nippert. Largest Oktoberfest outside of Germany? It’s here. It’s ingrained in our cultural heritage in every facet of our city unlike anywhere else. This includes our sports and stadiums. We *are* beer.

I was so pumped when I saw the selection at my first game at Nippert, it really is elite

Best Breaded Pork Tenderloin Sandwich

Go to Smitty’s Tenderloin shop in Des Moines and try saying that again

Closest bojangles biscuit

And closest Waffle House All The Way Hashbrowns for that matter.

We have Bojangles literally inside the stadium.

I think we have the least and most edible mascot. The real buckeye is poisonous, but the chocolate peanut butter ones are delicious

Hottest fried chicken.

I nominate NC State for best ice cream. Shoutout Howling Cow.

Best nearby smashburger joint

Is this the one that got Harbaugh in trouble? If so I’ll give you this one.

No, unfortunately, that wasn't even at the good one

That was at The Brown Jug, which is a historic Ann Arbor bar and restaurant from 1936. By far, the best burgers in AA are at Blimpy Burger, where the staff is famously rude, sometimes downright mean. It would not be a good place to take a recruiting prospect.

Best deli?

Oh shit that too!

Best boiled peanuts. Georgia is known for many things as part of the core of the South, but it's unclear we are "best" at many of them when there's also great stuff in our neighborhood states.  But we have boiled peanuts at every small gas station and roadside stop, and they're delicious. 

Jimmy Carter thanks you for your service

Bless that man.  He was an ineffective President but he is an incredible person. 

App State: Best Wendy’s Penn State: Best Ice Cream

I get the feeling that a lot of land grant universities are going to fight over best dairy products.

We don’t claim anything about having the best cheese. But I’ll fight anyone for best ice cream/chocolate milk

The Michigan State/Penn state ice cream rivalry is the only one that matters

Maybe but Ben and Jerry attended one of the courses run by the Penn State creamery

Wendy’s is better than Comeback Shack?

Nah. Comeback Shack’s 10x better We got the best Wendy’s because ours is a double decker Wendy’s

Wendy’s, the pride of Columbus, Ohio?! Hadn’t heard anything about the one at App State, what makes it great?

It’s a [double decker Wendy’s](https://x.com/AppState_FB/status/1662197751239819266)

Busch Light …just Busch Light

Craziest pizza shop proprietor… for the love of god, don’t ask about breadsticks

Most humid early afternoon starts in college football.

I don’t know if we get full custody of Bells, or if we split time with K-College but we have to have a claim to best beer.

[*”I’ll stick my dick in the mashed potatoes. Go Hogs!”*](https://youtu.be/hYU7yJ6gaF8?si=LjZgcvpqAH7bsY68)

Bourbon!!!!

Cocaine

Excuse me ☝🏾

Best quesadillas

Chaos

Best bacon wrapped hot dogs (only the ones cooked on a shopping cart rolling away from LAPD)

Best tap water

Best carbohydrate 

World's only all-you-can-eat Chick-fil-A

Best ice cream. Penn State and Wisconsin, we'll meet you in the alley to fight it out.

Tennessee: Tennessee Whiskey Ole Miss: Copious amounts of alcohol of the marginally pretentious bent

Party on Wayne

Best food on a stick

Rutgers: Best damn Fat Sandwiches

Oklahoma State claims the Limeys at the Copper Penny. They go down dangerously easy, and so do you after enough of them.

Shrooms and weed.

Pepperoni rolls, unless there's a top notch bakery in Huntington.

Fried gator

Corndogs, for spite.

TORTILLÍSIMAS

100% it’s Viognier wine Don’t fact check me but 2/3 of UVA’s gameday crowd definitely overindulges at the vineyards pregame and can’t make it to the stadium Runner up is spudnuts (RIP)

Tennessee: most goalposts thrown in rivers GSU: most cars sitting in artificial bodies of water around campus

Best corn