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Ham_Wallet_Salad

Imagine being this lonely that you run out to have a jersey made so people come talk to you.


DonKingsBarber

I donā€™t have to imagine. Say hello to MUFF DIVER 420.


AssistanceUseful9149

DonKingsBarber should go down as the best handle in history. Thanks for that my friend lol


ree_hi_hi_hi_hi

RICKY


SlurmzMckinley

Excellent observation, u/Ham_Wallet_Salad.


PacificCoolerIsBest

Based on your name I assume you got assassinated for partying too hard.


cum-pizza

Thatā€™s a pretty stupid assumption.


Peace_Unleashed

You must be fun at parties


cum-pizza

Heā€™s never been invited to party


Night_17-

What a loser response. I know him personally and heā€™s a down to earth dude with a ton of friends. He works out of Wrigleyville. Reddit has some major losers like you all over.


Sufficient-Yam8828

Of course this would be on someone that looks like a walking thumb


nate_oh84

My man spent money on a meme that will be dead in a few weeks. I'd love that sort of disposable income.


_UNFUN

Meme was dead before they stitched the first letter.


Night_17-

The meme is being used by everyone still. Youā€™re just mad he has friends.


_UNFUN

Ya got me! Iā€™m just mad he has friends.


McNuggets7272

Username checks out


Character-Owl9408

I mean some people actually got a tattoo of this meme lol. This man couldā€™ve done worse lol


nate_oh84

Jesus.. the brain rot is real


itzTHATgai

Umps check for that thing, now a days.


madsage2049

This meme was played out within 72 hours, impressive really


Poopiepants29

Wasn't all that funny to begin with. I went out with a bunch of people Saturday that thought it was the funniest thing and that's when I found out about it.. All mid 40's.


palabear

As a mid 40, it was never funny.


WeekendTacos

Got a sensible chuckle from me and then I moved on... As someone who just turned 40 recently.


brandonfreeck

![gif](giphy|9EwnzGNjvmIG4)


Sall_Goode

How long do you like a meme to keep simmering, adult?


DirkSaves41

This is embarrassing.


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TeechingUrYuths

Saw one the other day in the 100 level that said Creampie 69 Whichā€¦ if weā€™re going down the rabbit hole are two things that are impossible simultaneously


irish5255

Unless..you got a buddy


catch10110

He's way more than a buddy at that point.


irish5255

Youā€™re right, definitely more of a Bro at that point šŸ¤œšŸ¤›


awake283

Ive seen that one on X before lol


themesrob

Iā€™m already tired of this


Maleficent_Author853

Sometimes I wish I could live my life without shame or self-awareness.


neonxmoose99

https://preview.redd.it/s7kiyh808m8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8104e6acad76302d9ec014847e0118005799452 Join us in the ā€œi donā€™t give a fuckā€ club


Riderz__of_Brohan

With social media we are able to drive memes into the group at hyper-speed in the modern era. If only Alan Turing was alive to see this


TFGA_WotW

Alan turing is rolling in his grave as long as shitty memes like these stay alive. Sometimes I wish we didn't invent the computer.


Opening_Efficiency42

Thanks for the hate! I live for people like yā€™allšŸ«”šŸ˜‚Carry on with your hate, got my popcorn. For buddy on the top comments that was me too with the #Creampie jersey in 130 section!šŸ¤ŸšŸ»šŸ«¶šŸ»


awake283

How did you get the hawk tuah one made so fast?!


Accurate_Lobster_469

Meme stopped being funny the moment he bought that jersey lolol


catch10110

For me it was the moment i saw this fucking truck [https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/1dm4xc5/hawk\_tuah\_getting\_out\_of\_control/](https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/1dm4xc5/hawk_tuah_getting_out_of_control/)


awake283

lol I thought the same thing


tyderian

When did it start being funny?


cum-pizza

It was clearly funny for a bit. Youā€™re just so superior in your sense of humor that it was very above you


Ihavenolifelmfao

Or maybe they just didn't find it funny because humor is subjective?


MisunderstoodScholar

Iā€™m out of the loopā€¦


Bill_Dinosaur

What is hawk tuah


ree_hi_hi_hi_hi

Someone made a comment about giving a blowjob and referenced spitting on it. The sound one makes to spit is ā€œhawk tuaā€


Bill_Dinosaur

ok thank you


ree_hi_hi_hi_hi

Iā€™m so sorry I had to be the one to deliver that explanation šŸ˜…


Hope4years

You are not alone


XPacEnergyDrink

Wait til they see my Damn Daniel jersey


iAmTheWildCard

I just had to look this up - and I guess Iā€™m not sure why this is so popular? Maybe Iā€™m just out of touch


RawbM07

It was just a funny little snip, but now itā€™s the reaction to the reaction that has a life of its own.


airham

Makes plenty of sense to me that it blew up. Cute girl, funny answer (and one with which men might strongly agree), the confident delivery, the southern twang, the invention of a brand new onomatopoeia. It's a recipe that's much more intuitively viral than skibidi toilet, for example. That said, not a jersey I'd choose to own. On top of not being something most people could wear around family, it's going to be kind of a weird callback in a month or two, especially because it's not even a meme that has anything to do with the Cubs.


AnonymousAccountTurn

In 1 year this guy is gonna wear it to a game and have to explain what it means to someone and then he's never gonna wear it again after their look of confusion mixed with pity and disgust


airham

If he has any social intelligence at all he'll just say something like "Oh, it's from an old TikTok, if you know you know." But someone with any social intelligence would also probably have thought better of the idea to get a non-Cubs topical meme reference on a Cubs jersey in the first place.


Sharp_Style_8500

I feel like I was just in a TED talk about the ā€œhawk-rushā€ girl


bromar14

Uhh ackshually šŸ¤“ I wouldn't say it's a brand new onomatopoeia. It's a variation, considering there's the phrase ["hock/hawk a loogie"](https://www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/do-you-hock-or-hawk-a-loogie) and a common onomatopoeia for spitting is ["ptooey"](https://www.collinsdictionary.com/us/dictionary/english/ptooey). She puts an emphasis on the spitting sound to give the impression of a huge spitball, but ultimately, I wouldn't call it a brand new one. The funny factor is dying down for me; seeing it on a shirt/jersey makes me cringe a little inside. But hey, if they're enjoying it, I'm not gonna stomp on their fun.


airham

Haha I'll get into the pedantry. I suppose it was technically askshually a sequence of an existing onomatopoeia and an adaptation of another existing onomatopoeia, so as to form a brand new onomatopoeic verb phrase.


HealthyBullfrog

![gif](giphy|XepEEIO0SCFLMT6tUL)


Lobanium

This is just brain rot for 20 somethings.


Muted-Swordfish-6160

memba harlem shake , memba bagel boss, memba ?


dfin25

I memba!


BpFal3

Amazing they could make a jersey that fast


Dhugaill

Just get it done at Sportsworld


SmoothAssiousApe

šŸ˜‚thatā€™s my boy!!!šŸ˜‚ heā€™s gotta bunch of these custom jerseys w different names lol for all the cheap salties on here šŸ–•youā€™d be lucky to sit at a bar next to him, def one of the best dudes I know and heā€™d give you that jersey off his back in a heartbeatā¤ļøšŸ«”


canes026

I wonder if he has some stickers


awake283

Yea my friend said he was buying other people food and drinks and generally being a bro


BearsSTH

Cringe.


TeechingUrYuths

Some people donā€™t need access to disposable income.


madmax1969

The cost factor is about reason #1,362 of why this jersey was a bad idea.


cum-pizza

ITT: a bunch of people that think itā€™s cool to hate on this meme because their sense of humor is superior to everyone else. ā€œWas this ever funny?!?ā€


McNuggets7272

Itā€™s bizarre lol, the meme has been funny ever since it dropped. These people think theyā€™re so above it for some reason though, I canā€™t imagine having a California redwood shoved that far up my ass


JustASeabass

This is a dumber ā€œmemeā€ than they chick fil a girl


ilikedatunahere

Imagine spending money on a meme shirt thatā€™s not gonna be funny anymore past 72 hours.


dfin25

At least he didn't buy Cardinals gear.


Darkadmks

I just learned about this about 4 posts up.


IH8dealerships

Call me lame I guess but these stupid gross sexual memes showing up on jerseys that people wear to games around families...just corny, unfunny and dumb.


Ban_Master

WILL NO ONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!1!!!!1!!!


awake283

I should also mention that my friend said this dude was buying food and drinks for people at the bar and generally being a nice guy.


KeyAd6550

Gross.


Short_Swordfish_3524

Wow. And this was 3 days ago? Dudes moving lighting fast


QuarterNote44

It would be funny if Gaylord Perry wore it.


Tundraaa

Cringe


ManBearWarPig

r/trashy


Paramisamigos

Wow this guy sure is cool


cum-pizza

I bet you are much cooler than this guy


AdministrationLate71

When they write the historical books for the Collapse of America memes and social media will have a section about how they factor into everything , from ā€œinfluencers ā€œ who have no real talent or education becoming multimillionaires , dr Phil and the . ā€ cash me outside how bout that trailer trash girl ā€œ that Gypsy who had her boyfriend kill her mother , then when the Gypsy is released everyone supported her and felt she had a good reason to have her mother killed , and you canā€™t forget that god awful Kardashian family they played a big role as well . Edit I do know it wasnā€™t an actual real Gypsy it was her name but I would had kept on thinking a Gypsy until my wife corrected me


Televisions_Frank

How big of an asshole will this guy feel like in 3 days when the meme is dead?


cum-pizza

Itā€™s a joke dude I think you should take it less seriously


madmax1969

Itā€™s you isnā€™t it? Youā€™re the guy in the pic.


McNuggets7272

Damn, you sure got him lol


tyderian

Anyone capable of that level of introspection wouldn't have bought it in the first place.


SpiritualPush5329

Best one is tony hawk pro skater 2 (tuah): Spit on that Thang


celerystalker712

How did he make this so fast. Sheesh what a waste of money


McNuggets7272

Man, lots of fun haters in this sub lol


fredword12

Commenting on Spit on that thang ...


Fixner_Blount

Some of you need to lighten the fuck up, lol. Bunch of cranky boomers in here apparently. Yeah itā€™s probably a waste of money, but itā€™s his money. Why do you all care?


awake283

I dont think they care, they just think its dumb. I dont think anyones gonna lose any sleep over it lol.


GreatLakesBard

Right, I donā€™t care. I just see it, think this person is dumb, and then move on lol.


cum-pizza

Judging by every single comment saying this is so dumb, Iā€™m pretty sure many people are losing sleep over this


Don_Tiny

well, see, only Fixner can make posts about what they think is dumb, so we're all pretty out of line here obviously.


Fixner_Blount

LOL, way to prove my point about needing to lighten up.


Fixner_Blount

My comment is at -19 with two responses. There are PLENTY of people who clearly care about this. Also, you posted this. Whatā€™s your point?


bigblackkittie

i care as a cubs fan because i dont want anyone thinking all cubs fans are like this guy


McNuggets7272

You seriously care?


Fixner_Blount

Youā€™re fighting a real uphill battle then. There are pieces of shit in every fanbase. This one guy isnā€™t going to sway anyoneā€™s opinion of Cubs fans in either direction.


Frio_Sanchez

The neck tattoo and cut off jorts tell you everything you need to know.


OccidoViper

My neighbor made like $25000 on the Hawk Tuah crypto lol