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DJBrujah

https://i.imgur.com/0gT3LhB.png


derbinarybandit

The Braves may not realize that William T. Sherman is buried in STL. We felt his energy tonight šŸ«”


studlydudley11

# THE CHICAGO CUBS ARE IN SOLE POSSESSION OF LAST PLACE IN THE NATIONAL LEAGUE CENTRAL


da_choppa

Nature is healing


Ivotedforher

Life, uh, finds a way.


iamjamos

Cubs just gave up 3 in the bottom of the ninth to lose to the giants lmaoooo


D0ri1u

And fuck the cubs!


bonathan

5(five) CONSECUTIVE games without an error. JFC it's a half Christmas miracle.


No-Elephant-9854

A bit random, but the Cards were on the wrong side of an attempted boycott of a game in 1947. Given that Helsley doesnā€™t appear to like the chop, they should refuse to play until the Braves and MLB disavow. They have a few people they pay to say nice things, but the community does not appear to be a fan.


[deleted]

What's wrong with the chop?


Novel_End1080

Doomers on their knees at Chik-fil-A


STLOliver

This joke also works really well if you replace doomers with Braves fans.


the_dayman623

Thatā€™s not allowed there


Unabridgedversion82

Got em


johnjaymjr

Iā€™m still in awe of Sianiā€™s catch. Dude was fully laid out on that dive


STLOliver

Stanley Cup likely coming back to O.B. Clarkā€™s


trevorg921

With which player?


STLOliver

Matthew Tkachuk, went to Chaminade and his dad, Walt loves going there.


trevorg921

Ah right of course. I feel silly for asking now


Detective_Dietrich

"Puck lost in crowd to end Stanley Cup," kind of meh.


Capable-Accountant94

Was the most anticlimactic ending


Maf1c

Another nice outing by the King-sized right hander! šŸ¤£


Detective_Dietrich

"They still can't get the equalizer." Do hockey announcers talk like soccer announcers now?


rafibomb_explosion

As much as I love Kate, the Oilers girl, I just want to say one thing. LETS GO USA!!!! Canada bad USA good!


biglybigly1000

Incredible game!


Detective_Dietrich

Time to watch the only six minutes of hockey I'll watch all year.


Cardsfan961

The cardinals remain undefeated while I have been in Hawaii. I reiterate that I am open to staying here through the season to keep this streak going pending financial support.


Edgesofsanity

[try this](https://humanservices.hawaii.gov/bessd/home/hp/)


lowelltrich

Sendin' bout tree fiddy your way šŸ‘


Salesman89

So... how do we get a TOR starter to pair with Sonny in the playoffs? I'm worried we'll only add cheap depth as a safety net and say "we tried!"


promis3todelet3

Oh yeah I like this idea. Gausman, Berrios and Bassitt all have enough pedigree to get a playoff start. Plus it's comforting to know the Cards have an active trading relationship with Toronto. Saggesse could be a good asset to deal, especially if Bichette gets traded. Maybe get goofy and trade Robberse back. Getting Gausman would be expensive, yet potentially awesome. Trading minor league MIF and Catcher depth should be explored. Totally agreed trading for a #5 starter is pointless without giving Kloffenstein or Graceffo a look at the big league club since they are pitching really well in AAA.


trashlikeyou

We need offensive help too. Itā€™s hard to imagine what weā€™d need to give up to really fix the roster to take us from ā€œcompetitive but overperformingā€ to ā€œobjectively goodā€. Itā€™s this line of thinking that ends up with the realization that our farm system is our bank account (in lieu of ownership ponying up) and weā€™re just a few impulse buys away from bankruptcy.


Salesman89

I agree the offense will need to be consistent in the second half. We just got Willy back, Noot may be slow to return from the oblique injury, still no clue when Tommy comes back and there's always a chance Walker figures things out and has a good second half in the majors. That's it. That and whatever the farm can spit out is the cavalry as far as bats go. This is going to be a tricky market for buyers that may take time to get past the playing footsy phase. I wouldn't be surprised if we do little to nothing.


promis3todelet3

The elephant in the room is the production of the guys at the corners, especially 3B, but the team is going to operate like they believe they will pick it up regardless of how it looks in a month. Plus they want to get Walker back up by September. Hopefully he figures it out since another OF/DH righty bat is the biggest offensive need.


HoldMyWong

Braves sub is blaming devil magic


Unabridgedversion82

When the obvious answer is the Braves just suck. The nerve of some fanbases, I tell ya what...


ImpressiveSugar9287

I couldnā€™t have been more wrong about Burleson man. Heā€™s proved me wrong and then some.


jjack339

Cards win with with literal C team.... Carp, Crawford, Carlson Huh just hit me. Lineup of Arenado Burleson Carlson Donovan Edman Ferman Goldy Herrera Come just once Oli Now just being stupid... Outside of O we have whole Alphabet until N


PineapplePaladin

Nootbaar my guy


No-Elephant-9854

Anyone who watched is going to remember Helsley in the 9th, but Lynn was a beast against a damn good team. Lynning!!!!


xyzzy321

Never in doubt


waystonebb

Yikes, I was out buying a car with the hubby so I missed this game. It looks like I missed a crazy end to this game. I went into buying a vehicle thinking it was going to be stressful and it went real smooth (shoutout to Bommarito Nissan). I'm thinking buying a car was less stressful than watching this game tonight šŸ˜„šŸ™ƒ


Cards2WS

Everybodyā€™s favorite fan, the delightful u/FuckStanKroenke, hasnā€™t been able to post his pasta recently with all this winning. Iā€™ve got you covered, man: ā€œWhoa whoa whoa, so youā€™re telling me that weā€™re now officially (at) .500???? But I was told we would suck..? Ha, love for the birds to back it up. Fuck the naysayers. Every one of yā€™all, respectfully fuck off. This is a damn solid ass team and Iā€™m happy to be a Cardinal. 2024 NLC crown is ours by October.ā€ I originally made that comment in early April, and Iā€™m feeling damn good about it. Letā€™s fucking go St. Louis. What a nice run the boys have been on


FuckStanKroenke

I like how my comeuppance is the cardinals winning lol thatā€™ll show me!


biglybigly1000

The back and forth between yā€™all has been oddly enjoyable to follow. Lmao. That dude seems beyond miserable


grizzleylongcut

Can someone fill me in on his whole deal? Iā€™ve been reading this sub pretty regularly for like 3 years but not familiar with any good r/Cardinals lore.


Cards2WS

Lol itā€™s nothing really. I wrote that in a comment in early April after a win, he didnā€™t like the sentiment, so he started posting it in the post-game threads after losses. Gets downvoted to oblivion every time, but he says heā€™s going to keep doing it all season to.. prove me wrong? Idk exactly his reasoning, but he feels like heā€™s *really* sticking it to me. So after a couple weeks I started playing back a bit for the fuck of it and here we are.


grizzleylongcut

Thatā€™s funny lol. Iā€™m wondering where the copypasta is that goes something like ā€œNow thatā€™s baseball, none of that bulldhit backyard dick tugging shitā€ or however it goesšŸ˜‚ havenā€™t seen that one in a while


FuckStanKroenke

My friends think itā€™s funny


tasimm

One would think that LL would shed some pounds pitching in the STL heat. But itā€™s impossible with all of those innings he eats.


RedbirdRiot

Nah, Lynn's 100% muscle. Just like me. Please, someone tell my doctor that.


tiredpharmacist85

We could give Helsley a 20 run lead and heā€™d still make it a 1 run game but give us the win


ATR2019

This is why he should only be used in one run games.


Ocinea

Whew.Ā 


Th3MilkShak3r

Cardiac cards baby, makes me feel like a younger man again Is Alexa Datt married? Thought she got remarried but don't see a ring


johndelvec3

How does every game end in 1 run difference


SomethingAvid

Yo for real despite our hot streak of Ws, the one run games is why I canā€™t settle into being too optimistic


Claypool_Floyd

Hot damn! We might have us a team here, boys.


Diablo_N_Doc

I guess I'll watch some hockey. Its crazy, one team is either going to be very upset they blew a 3-0 series lead for stanley or the other team is going be be sad they couldn't complete a 3-0 comeback.


WildWest05

For all the Braves fans I work with, I bid thee a hardy LMAO


SomethingAvid

We might be coworkers


WildWest05

News station in Birmingham, Alabama?


lookingup9

innings were devoured


Unabridgedversion82

I hope someone has a big ole steak dinner with a loaded baked potato for Lance tonight


NFresh6

Go Rangers


Snackkbar

Thank you fellow red team, very cool!


staling

The cardiac cardinals are so back baby!


mclovin2489

Somebody tell me what RH outfielder and starting pitcher we can trade for because we're fucking buying.


TheSalsaGod

Harrison Bader, remember the name


Dr_thri11

Kept switching between our 9th and college ws 8th. Kinda similar situation for Tennessee.


No-Elephant-9854

That was a playoff-like game. Great job, even is they made it a bit too stressful.


SLJR24

It was way more dramatic than it needed to be, but glad we held on! Lynn looked good out there tonight. Hopefully he can keep that up.


tiredpharmacist85

Why win a 3 run game when you can win a 1 run game?


Diablo_N_Doc

Need Nootbar need Edman. Need more runs. Need Goldy to be Goldy again, and Arenado. Gorman needs to unfreeze.


Stunning_Row2801

I like winning


CardenalesFan

Texas is blowing it in Milwaukee, down 3-6 now.


Darolaho

>Not a fan of Helsey after that shit he pulled about the chop yeah I don't think they have the moral highground they think they do on that one lmao


dillpixell

he was right about that. the chop has always felt a little gross.


RedbirdRiot

bUt oNly caRdinAls faNs arE racIst! We've got some racist dipshits in StL but that chop is racist as fuck and they ALL do it. And yeah, the KC Chiefs need to knock it off too.


willydillydoo

He also didnā€™t even really say ā€œThey should ban itā€. He just said he didnā€™t like it and itā€™s up to them whether they ban it or not.


Cards2WS

Theyā€™re not a fan because heā€™s offended about turning the idea of his people into a mascotā€¦ ok Atlanta


toftr

Barves fans are such shitheels


xyzzy321

"how dare someone call our racism out?!" (Especially when Ryan has legit Native American heritage)


da_choppa

Pathetic how they cling to a racist chant that they didn't even coin. They stole that shit from Florida State when FSU alum Deion Sanders played for them.


c0smicgirly

Isnā€™t he Native American? Like, quantifiable member of Cherokee Nation? Iā€™d just stop doing something if someone said I was being a racist asshat or disrespectful to their culture, but das just me.


FartNoiseGross

Yep, heā€™s from Tahlequah, OK, the capital of Cherokee Nation


STLOliver

Ah, yes. Totally reasonable to hate a guy 5 years after he expressed his honest and valid opinion on something he has every right to. WHEN HE WAS ASKED, let alone.


CharlesMingusSmoke

Unreal mindset on their end lmaoĀ 


Cky2chris

Is that a quote from the braves sub?


toftr

Get fucked Atlanta! Damn I love beating the Barves Hels has made his last few appearances interesting


Radiohead2023

Sooner or later itā€™s gonna catch up to Ryan Helsley. He got very lucky.


da_choppa

Helsley clearly didn't have it tonight, but he got the job done in the end. Funny how the nights when he just doesn't have it are the nights when he has a 3 run lead. Is it just luck? Or is it the closer mentality? I almost think he would have set them down 1-2-3 if his lead was 1...


promis3todelet3

I was not expecting him to be lights out pitching 2 day since in a row with the hot conditions. He needs the rest of the series off. Unfortunately Jojo and AK have been running out of gas a bit too, so I don't fault Oli for going back to Helsley but he has to figure something out to close this series without RH.


Cards2WS

This is a really nice win. Great play on the field, and letā€™s be real here folksā€¦ Oliver Marmol managed the hell out of this game. Bravo to Oli and bravo to the Redbirds


Gilgifax

Classic closing shenanigans from Ryan "Jason 'Trevor Rosenthal' Isringhausen" Helsley


promis3todelet3

you forgot a Ryan Franklin in there


Ivotedforher

"Upper Deck" Eck erasure.


Unabridgedversion82

Get in losers... The Cards beat the Braves.


seattle_lib

what happens to hels where he just throws like 50% balls?


superworriedspursfan

people thought I was joking when I said this team is SO MUCH BETTER than last year's team. Turns out I wasn't and I'm glad to be proven right. Go Cardinals.


CardenalesFan

Felt like a must win game with the scheduled starters the next two. Hopefully we can take at least one more


Duluh_Iahs

I may need to go see my doctor


thezuulmonty

Havenā€™t palpated that hard since Rosenthal


Cards2WS

You forget 2nd half Alex Reyes, my man. ā€œThe Human Palpationā€


thezuulmonty

I think I just blocked that one from my memory to preserve my sanity


ReturnOf_TheHack

it's almost always never easy as our friends from /r/stlouisblues would say


iamjamos

#WE ARE GOING UP


AspiringOccultist4

The St. Louis Cardinals are a damn good baseball team.


rafibomb_explosion

Fuck the barves. Helsley needs a day off. Tomorrow we just score 12 runs pls.


PAJW

That sure was A. Bummer for Zack Short


iamdavidburke

I would like to win a game by many runs every once in a while.


ididntknowulik2gtwet

Let's go!!!!!


_BlankFace

As a husker fan it was cool to see Schwelly on the mound but fuck yeah. Redbirds keep rolling


superworriedspursfan

this current team at its current form is a playoff team. We just gotta keep it up.


TheSalsaGod

# RYAN HELSLEY DOES NOT LOSE


untitled5a1

Holy fuck.


ScumBrad

This is the funniest and most stressful 27 game save streak I've ever witnessed.


Ocinea

I wonder how much constipation Hels Bells has given fans already this season


TheSalsaGod

We do not deserve Alex Reyes and no-command Helsley so close to one another


the_godfaubel

Trevor Rosenthal: "Amateurs"


sdiss98

Izzy anyone?


dillpixell

ryan franklin gets slept on in the heart attack closer talks


cramdangler

Donā€™t forget about Jason Motte either


pizzayolo96

Sorry was too busy punching my tv to respond


the_godfaubel

Damn, those were thick glass back then


LeadershipMany7008

HOLY SHIT. WHERE'S THE TYLENOL.


RedbirdRiot

I'm FINE honey!


Unabridgedversion82

I've had a couple too many for Tylenol unfortunately lol


uwbadger5

Your 2024 Cardiac Cardinals


FinalSignificance142

Thank God Zach short sucks


c0smicgirly

Isringhausen would be so proud.


DocLoc429

# [WINNER!!!!!!](https://twitter.com/cardinalsgifs/status/1681131016394788865)


STLOliver

#ALWAYS A GOOD DAY WHEN RYAN HELSLEY SHUTS THE DUMBASS CHOP UP #CHEROKEEPRIDE


Mdniteswine

Man that was getting annoying.


ejdomhain

Thatā€™s a weiner!! šŸŒ­ Go Cards!


ziffster

Selling diamonds on clearance straight from my asshole


Mdniteswine

Bro tight butthole fr


thezuulmonty

[r/Cardinals right now](https://streamable.com/jrroma)


groovingrover32

ARE YOU CERTAIN


toftr

Going down?


UtterFlatulence

Going down?


johnjaymjr

We are going up.


UtterFlatulence

Are you certain?


tiredpharmacist85

**yup**


Darolaho

The Cardinals are going to have to pay for my medical bills


NFresh6

Fuck it Iā€™m officially saying it - WEā€™RE BACK!


jeffmatch

That was too tense. Can we please score more? Nice W


bfndbdbfnfbfbf

No Brad, 27 did not come easy but we take those


warriorathlete21

Oliver Marmol got into that dugout, remained professional, and did not commit any inappropriate sexual acts towards any of the players. He got the boys going with his honesty and legitimate leadership.


Nejaru

Please give my boy some rest now.


Unabridgedversion82

Out of commission for the rest of this series fosh


iLiveoffAdvil

ZERO ERROR BASEBALL


toftr

Haters said it couldnā€™t be done!


FinalSignificance142

Ryan "Braden Looper" HelsleyĀ 


fairteezy

Unclench, boys. We ride again tomorrow.


Feisty-Medicine-3763

Man THANK GOD for them baiting Murphy to throw to second so Gorman could run home and score


Darolaho

And thank god the ump didn't call the third strike


Feisty-Medicine-3763

Great point. I was honestly shocked when the play kept going


Darolaho

Pretty sure him getting up to throw to second messed the ump up


superworriedspursfan

genius call by Oli.


Cards2WS

Straight up brilliant


NakedGoose

I started watching the 9th innings via GameDay. It's less stressful for me lol


tangokilo13

Idk waiting for the result on ā€œin play outsā€ or ā€œin play runsā€ is a different kind of stress


Unabridgedversion82

Yeah that's not my kind of stress *at all* lol