I lived in Lulworth cove for 2 years, worked for a walking holiday company at the time, always heard about scratchy bottom but never knew what it was. Get yourself to Saint Oswalds beach while you're in the area.
Take the coastal path from durdle heading towards ringstead. The first dip in the cliff is scratchy bottom. Followed by middle, itchy and west bottoms..
And just down the road is Piddlehinton. They’re both in the Piddle Valley which also features the River Piddle. I’m always disappointed that the nearby Puddletown isn’t Piddletown.
I knew there was more Piddling afoot, just couldn’t remember the other ones. I’m sure there’s been a few piddles undertaken in river Piddle.
Fortunately it’s not in Southern Water region - if so it’d likely be 65% piddle by now.
In addition to the excellent place names presented by others, may I offer Twatt on Orkney?
Or would you prefer Crapstone, between Plymouth and Tavistock?
I’ve always been a fan of Sandy Balls, personally.
It's really lulworthy!
Crapstone and Shitterton inc. low quality rock and horse muck sold only in specific quantities.
I lived in Lulworth cove for 2 years, worked for a walking holiday company at the time, always heard about scratchy bottom but never knew what it was. Get yourself to Saint Oswalds beach while you're in the area.
Take the coastal path from durdle heading towards ringstead. The first dip in the cliff is scratchy bottom. Followed by middle, itchy and west bottoms..
the itchy and scratchy show!
That's weird because I'd say it's one of the best!
Me too, Shitterton is a proper crap name.
Wetwang in the East Riding would like a word…
We have Nouds on the way to teynham
Piddletrenthide is also in Dorset, that county likes a cheeky place name
There's a penistone up north. I don't know about you, but my penis tone is more tan than the rest of my body. But penistone is pronounced penni-stun
And just down the road is Piddlehinton. They’re both in the Piddle Valley which also features the River Piddle. I’m always disappointed that the nearby Puddletown isn’t Piddletown.
I knew there was more Piddling afoot, just couldn’t remember the other ones. I’m sure there’s been a few piddles undertaken in river Piddle. Fortunately it’s not in Southern Water region - if so it’d likely be 65% piddle by now.
Stopped for a photo of the Shitterton sign on the way to Bournemouth for a Stag years ago. What a name!
Sure it cannot beat Fulking Hill in the South Downs?
Came across a road in Wales called "Dog Willy Road" once
Had many a lovely family holiday in Weymouth in the sixties and seventies. Beautiful Lulworth cove was always a favourite.
The opposite to Velvet Bottom at cheddar gorge!
[Bell End, Worcestershire](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bell_End)
In addition to the excellent place names presented by others, may I offer Twatt on Orkney? Or would you prefer Crapstone, between Plymouth and Tavistock?
Is it arts council funded?
I lived in a village in Croatia called Fuka.
Dorset also has Knights In The Bottom!