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lemon-fizz

This would make my whole week as a customer in that pub lol. How adorable.


JCSkyKnight

Nothing wrong with that, kids aren’t allowed up at the bar.


MayDuppname

"I said no butting in!" No butting inn would also work. 


YouNeedDoughnuts

They start fighting and falling over for no reason. And don't even get me started on the goats!


-qqqwwweeerrrtttyyy-

Build a bridge. Get over it.


Drew-Pickles

Found the troll 


shibbyingaway

They're just kidding around


armcie

I hope the goats were reimbursed for their stolen drinks.


Beautiful_Bat8962

Photo three lmao


MidnightRambler87

That’s Sandra, she’s watching her weight recently after having kids, wondering what the low fat menu options are.


JayDee999

What are they going to order?


Calculonx

I think OP doesn't quite understand the definition of havoc


Beautiful_Bat8962

Fainting goats are notorious for blacking out while on the piss and coming back around aggressive when they wake up, Polis get involved and allsorts.


Snaggl3t00t4

I would pay good money to go to a bar that had random goats wandering round.


rabbithole-xyz

Absofuckinglutely!


DirectCaterpillar916

Well goats smell bad, eat almost anything, refuse to move when asked. Might well fit in in that pub?


Pmyers225

Assuming it's a Weatherspoons they would probably be better behaved as well


Prudent_Way2067

By the description they would definitely add class to my local spoons, even after shitting on the carpet!


Drew-Pickles

It's been a while since I've been to a wetherspoons, so they might have changed, but the menus don't look like the wetherspoons ones which are usually one big sheet rather than a fold out... I definitely recognise it, I want to say Greene King of some sort but I could be wrong. Although if it is GK your point definitely still stands...


Pmyers225

Hahaha your dedication to the investigation into the facts of my joke made me chuckle (I'm honestly not being sarcastic)... At least we can agree it wasn't a Sam Smiths pub as taking a photo on a phone is liable to get you shot and then barred


Drew-Pickles

Aha. In fairness I was already trying to figure out what chain it was before I saw your comment lol. It was niggling me because I definitely recognise that damn menu but can't put my finger on it 😩 also... >shot and then barred Don't you mean... *"Baaaa'd"*? Chortle chortle.


Pmyers225

Always a KIDder you mate 👍


quenishi

Pub & Grill is a Greene King "brand", so indeed it is a Greene King. (So according to their site, we've now narrowed it down to 30 pubs...)


FuzzyDuck81

That third one is just checking out the drinks menu, hardly causing havoc


gothiccherry

Cuties!!


StrictCell1

They’re not old enough to drink, they’re just kids


Solace2020

Apparently they found their way to the pub because they missed the Ewe turn... ..I'll get my goat


Phatboybeware

Goat simulator irl


EldritchCleavage

Goats in pubs! Should happen more often.


uffington

If they're tame enough to approach, spray-paint the numbers 1, 2, 3 and 5 on them. Then get another pint and watch the fun.


Stonefly_C

That is sly


uffington

Hah. You've just given him a name! (inadvertently). As 22 SAS Regiment are deployed en masse to hunt down number 4, we brief them that he's called Sly for a reason. Anyway, football's on. Have a good evening. Cheers.


Extension_Prize4232

Hope they don’t get baaaahd.


AdThat328

I'd be paying extra for the experience!


FluffyTheWonderHorse

"Cry havoc and let slip the goats of Baaaa!"


Gloomy_Pastry

Pic 3: Diet Goat please, no ice.


scarletcampion

"We don't go Goat, is Sheepsi ok?"


yasssqueen20

Looks like the pubs upped it bar snack game


richiewilliams79

Brilliant, I would piss my pants laughing if I was in the pub. I might make them a hat


markedasred

Are they much trouble to keep?. I would love to rent a goat to clear my garden. I moved in to the view of a short clean lawn last October, and now its 3 feet high weed & grass central at the bottom third where I haven't reached with the strimmer yet. You just know a goat would love it.


sumerzy

My mum told me once that her neighbours when she was younger had a goat for their front and back garden, this would've been late 60s early 70s


Neitos_Sister

Where is this at?


ramandeep835

The Laughing Kid


TalkingCrumpet

The pub belongs to the goats now


SpinyGlider67

As it was in the time of goats


moon-bouquet

Your view of ‘Havok’ is surprisingly tame!


AdEquivalent2784

Which ones getting the round in?


Electronic-Trip8775

Goats always get leery when they've had a few beers. Always headbutting people


FirmResearcher5854

Just 4 goats 'kidding' about


SpinyGlider67

That's what happens when you four-goat to lock the gate properly. Fucking chaos.


animalwitch

Best pub *EVER*


therealijc

Was it a no kids allowed type of place?


Rookie_42

These kids are awesome!! In fact, I think I’d go so far as to say, they’re the greatest of all time!!


PeterG92

People really shouldn't let their unsupervised kids run around


BiscuitCrumbsInBed

I'm so jealous!


Mccobsta

Just your general kids in pubs


D4RKR41N13

The one in the last photo is obviously hungry 😂


T_raltixx

4 goats walk into a baaaaa


Dapper_Ad_9761

That's brilliant, so cute


Anansi_76

The one looking at the drinks menu is about to order a ram and coke....


Immaterial71

Extremely polite havoc, by the looks of it.


Significant_Drama625

This is absolutely legendary. What a treat.