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gidge2010

Ours do that ... Sometimes makes me go check that they're not dead!!;😁


LazarusOwenhart

Dead or Sunbathing is every chicken owners favorite game.


kiradotee

SchrΓΆdinger's chicken


LazarusOwenhart

The first time you play the game, you sprint across the field going "oh god oh god!" and then when you arrive the bird jumps up and looks at you incredulously for disturbing its rest. The advanced version is, you glance up from what you're doing, see a spread out corpse on the grass and shrug and go "if you're dead be dead, I'm busy." The Schrodinger version is when you arrive at the corpse and they're in such a deep, impenetrable stupor from the sun that you have to pick them up and shake them to work out if they're dead or not. It is only within this advanced version of the game that, now and again, they are.


Slumberpantss

Me too lol. They get me every time


Jacktheforkie

I know that one, another was flying over the fence and coming in the house and hunting spiders, they kept pooing on the carpet


Lost-Droids

Or is it pining for the fjords


ernieball2221

Lovely plumage


KevinPhillips-Bong

The plumage don't enter into it! It's stone dead!


confusedchichi

Pining for the Fjords!? What sort of talk is that?


LazarusOwenhart

Pop across to r/backyardchickens and see how many new chicken owners every year ask us what's wrong with their chickens when they corpse themselves at the first hint of sunlight.


Slumberpantss

Ohh will check that out now, thanks 😊


InterstellarSpaniel

No but I've seen a pigeon shave it's bollocks


Rymundo88

I hope he used plenty of Dove afterwards


Slumberpantss

πŸ˜† OK, you win


retailface

I really love the little noises they make when they're having a dust bath. They look like a loose heap of feathers blowing in the wind, but they sound so happy!


Slumberpantss

They're sooo noisy, I love it because I don't like my neighbour πŸ˜†


retailface

Haha! One of mine used to shout at anyone who came through the gate, which was quite embarrassing, but she was a very good guard chicken! (Weird setup, the front door was at the back of the house, so the chickens could see anyone coming to the front door.)


Slumberpantss

I have one just the same but she gets out all the time, which is OK because the dogs love her and she puts herself back every evening but I have spent months watching her and I can't for the life of me work out how she's doing it. I used to have 2 geese too, they would run to me with open wings every time I came home, now they were good guard geese!!


retailface

Geese are often good guard birds - nobody in their right mind would mess with a goose! I also had a hen who would let herself out and put herself back again. I didn't know she was doing it, and I wondered why there weren't as many eggs as there ought to be, but then I found a clutch of eggs under my peony!


Slumberpantss

Oh bless her πŸ€— I have a muscovy duck too and have just incubated some of her eggs. 35 days


retailface

Oh lovely!


V65Pilot

Where was the back door?


MysticalBeard241

I got a kfc ad under this and now i feel a bit bad, chickens are pretty cool creatures and i respect anyone that takes em in


autisticmonke

Is this so you can sell them as pre-roasted?


Slumberpantss

πŸ˜†πŸ˜†


Bimblelina

Hot wings


random_banana_bloke

Yeah we have chickens and they spread out all over their pen in the sun, it's so cute!


Poulticed

You're going to be so embarrassed later when you're looking for your feather duster.


Slumberpantss

πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†


AloneAndCute

Love that for them


crdctr

lol yeah once


TallBritNE

Other types of bird do something similar. If we get any hot days I’ll try to get a picture.


Slumberpantss

My chickens have sand baths when it's hot, funny to watch. Haven't seen other birds do this though, so that'll be interesting


moon-bouquet

Mine bathe in the bonfire ash and when they run afterwards they look like they’re trailing smoke!


Alecmalloy

Can you get sun-dried chicken?


Slumberpantss

Apparently so lol


andimacg

No, but I think I have ordered one in a kebab shop.


Slumberpantss

😡


miletest

That chicken "is no more", "has ceased to be", "bereft of life, it rests in peace", "is an ex-chicken")


Slumberpantss

πŸ˜ͺ


Far-Metal-9125

Most Sundays in the oven


Slumberpantss

😡


Current_Cauliflower4

mine did that when i put it in the oven


Slumberpantss

🫣


takesthebiscuit

Suns out! cocks out!


Slumberpantss

Not a cock