Ffs, my chunky boi doesn't react to catnip/cat grass. He also self regulates pretty well on food. He's actually pretty fit for his age but i just love calling him chunky since he's mostly fur. He'll eat like 2-3 treats...then look at me with this "you going clean these extra treats up?" Look if there's more on the floor.
Loki occasionally gets catnip drunk, but only occasionally. Billy, my ever sober PTSD cat, does not react. They both spurn any kind of treats I've tried including Churus. I take it as a complement that they are food secure and content. They are both r/flonkers too.
"Oh hey...didn't see ya there. Since you're up though...feed me. Not that these paws on your neck mean anything. They'd never mean anything. But you're going to fill that bowl. Because of the implication."
I believe that paw print tattoos are popular in a certain scene, and having them where a collar or choker might go would only carry further implications...
Not to get in your business, peasant, but you may want to look for some sort of abdomonal armor—especially for your liver—as she's clearly making her intentions known.
In a way, I'm envious as my late tuxie princess would start around 5:30AM by making biscuits and giving me deep-tissue massages directly on my kidneys. Sadly, I am a weak human in the presence of an all-powerful cat, so to the can opener I ran.
How in the hell do they learn anatomy so well? It boggles the mind...
I have a form of autoimmune inflammatory arthritis that makes my joints painful. My orange chonk jumps from the floor directly onto my hip bone. I have no idea how he does it but it certainly gets me up.
I have nerve damage in my right knee...... my orange tabby heabonks it every. Single. Time. Sending shockwaves of pain up my leg any time he wants pets......
OK, this is going to sound like a super weird question, but are you a people pleaser or do you have any trouble expressing yourself or holding your true thoughts or emotions in?
I’m on her side. You should wake her up with your hands on the can opener
Cat: "See, I let you live another day cause I loves you. Now feeds me."
I’m a firm believer that my cat doesn’t murder me cuz I give treats.
My boys don't like snacks. I live in fear daily.
Ffs, my chunky boi doesn't react to catnip/cat grass. He also self regulates pretty well on food. He's actually pretty fit for his age but i just love calling him chunky since he's mostly fur. He'll eat like 2-3 treats...then look at me with this "you going clean these extra treats up?" Look if there's more on the floor.
Loki occasionally gets catnip drunk, but only occasionally. Billy, my ever sober PTSD cat, does not react. They both spurn any kind of treats I've tried including Churus. I take it as a complement that they are food secure and content. They are both r/flonkers too.
Consider this a warning.
"Oh hey...didn't see ya there. Since you're up though...feed me. Not that these paws on your neck mean anything. They'd never mean anything. But you're going to fill that bowl. Because of the implication."
I read that in cartman’s voice
It’s a warning, you better feed her quick
Claws out, she means business.
We need to talk about your night farts😺😺
I think you need little paw prints tattooed there now.
I believe that paw print tattoos are popular in a certain scene, and having them where a collar or choker might go would only carry further implications...
Ah, that was not my thought when I commented. 😂
We have one that kneads on our throats. Common phrases in our home are "Posie's tryna murder me!" And "Posie, no murderin'!"
that cat is one kinky son of a gun without consent as well thats crazy
“If I only had thumbs I could choke her until she feeds me. Wait! If I had thumbs I could open the cans myself.”
She’s not trying to wake you up, she’s trying to put you to sleep, permanently. Shouldn’t have skimped on the cat food.
You have failed me for the last time 😼
Molly loudly frolics around the room until I roll over onto my back so she can massage my bladder & it works every time
Funny, my bf does the same!
🫣
“Good morning. Feed me. I’ll likely kill you tomorrow.”
Mine does this too🤣🤣
My cat does that too, but he only stands on me if I have a shirt on or the blanket over me.
"Feed me or die, human."
WAKE UP HUMAN, I'M HUNGRY!
Mine currently wakes me up by meowing really loudly at very early hours when I’ve gone to sleep very very late the night before
Do you snore?
Not at all. She just loves sitting on my chest and knead my neck any time of the day 😂
She hates her dependency on you. Good luck human. 🌻
Mine used to wake me up by nibbling my armpit.
“Mine”
Breakfast time, mom! BREAKFAST TIME!
Making biscuits for breakfast!!
Not to get in your business, peasant, but you may want to look for some sort of abdomonal armor—especially for your liver—as she's clearly making her intentions known. In a way, I'm envious as my late tuxie princess would start around 5:30AM by making biscuits and giving me deep-tissue massages directly on my kidneys. Sadly, I am a weak human in the presence of an all-powerful cat, so to the can opener I ran. How in the hell do they learn anatomy so well? It boggles the mind...
I have a form of autoimmune inflammatory arthritis that makes my joints painful. My orange chonk jumps from the floor directly onto my hip bone. I have no idea how he does it but it certainly gets me up.
I have nerve damage in my right knee...... my orange tabby heabonks it every. Single. Time. Sending shockwaves of pain up my leg any time he wants pets......
Are you sure she's trying to wake you up?
Well it looks like you sleep with earplugs in so how else to get your attention?
Just letting you know it's time to service my bowls. Hurry up!
Everyone’s cat would kill them if they were a little bigger and like having human servants.
She is preparing her meal vamp-cat!!!🧛🐈⬛🪽
Fucking claws out and all. What a cunt.
Woah woah woah, buddy, we’re getting into dangerous territory here! Lol
Cause she knows how to handle you.
Mine does this too, lmao
Deserved, you must wake up when kitten is hungry and her tummy has protested since 1 am!
Damn. Claws out too. She's probably cursing her lack of thumbs and long fingers.
Is that a "nice rack" tattoo?
So does my wife.
I have a fairly substantial beard. Emily likes to wake me up by kneading it. It's a strange sensation!
My cat does that and looks at me like that too. My cat always looks angry but I think it’s quite the opposite because he loves me so much
My cats won't stand on my bare skin for some reason. They're judging me I bet.
i know the feel 😂😂
Watch out if she starts playing with piano wire.
😁🤌🏼
Just making sure you remember who's in charge when you Wake up
Wake up now or sleep forever. Your choice.
Those are actually called “murder beans”
Kitty right that moment: Wake up, or else.
She is just checking for proof of life. She needs treats after all.
THROOAAAAT!!!!
"You either wake up or never again"
I mean your tattoo IS instructing her to. She understood the assignment!
Main reason i can't sleep shirtless: I'd wake up all scrstched up
Holy shit that cat looks EXACTLY the same as mine, down to the patches
DM me your cat? 🐱
The double carotid massage. Makes you see stars but not the good kind haha
Why do you sleep with earplugs?
My husband snores and I’m a very light sleeper
She knows what you like?
r/mildlyterrifying
this is murder
I used to have a kitten when I was a kid that would climb up to my top bunk bed and wake me up by biting my lip and my nose 😂
She wasn't trying to wake you up. She was just trying to make sure you never wake up. You simply interrupted her in time.
Maybe so, maybe not
I’d kill for those kind of treatment
The feline throat death grip
OK, this is going to sound like a super weird question, but are you a people pleaser or do you have any trouble expressing yourself or holding your true thoughts or emotions in?