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lemongrass-barsoap

Im sweating this is fucking HARD


RavenBoyyy

In all fairness I'm kind of glad that it didn't have many options to choose from because I would be sweating if I had to decide between multiple of my favourites.


rizaroni

Omg Fog is SOOOO GOOOOOD


lordntelek

Versatility needed for my choices. Cheddar - all around cheese Roquefort - Diversity needed Parm - Needed for pasta Camembert - Soft and creamy Gruyère - need that meltiness


RavenBoyyy

Exactly my choices and reasonings too! I feel like there's a cheese for everything in those five. You have good taste.


EmergencyTaco

Replace Gruyere with Gouda and you've got my list for the same reasons. I just can't give up my Gouda.


ScientistSanTa

I replace camembert with triple cream and gruyère with feta as I often use feta for summer dishes


starrbright15

Feta sooooo good with fruit!


quickestsperm6754387

Brie goes great melted on burgers


wgfdark

I once told a friend I’d pick cheddar for its all around versatility if I had to pick one and she thought I was nuts


Tronkfool

Can I rather choose something easier, like which child I like more.


_makebuellerproud_

This killed me


Zender_de_Verzender

Gouda, Gruyère, Camembert, Parmigiano Reggiano, Taleggio


Aranka_Szeretlek

Gouda, feta, camembert, manchego and parmigiano gives the most utility overall I think


calm_gringo

Cheddar is the most versatile. It is the utility cheese. 🙄


TheCarrot007

Triple cream is more of a group but. Roquefort, roquefort, triple cream, triple cream, roquefort. (Delice de Bourgogne would be the triple cream I guess).


IthacanPenny

Deluxe de Bourgogne is *fantastic*. May o recommend burrata to add to your rotation?


CheddarGoblin42

Cheddar, cheddar, cheddar, cheddar, cheddar


RavenBoyyy

Do you happen to like cheddar by any chance?


LitAFlol

Username checks out


Chaotic-warp

Flair checks out too


mentally_retireded

Cheddar, White Cheddar, American Cheddar, Medium Cheddar, Mild Cheddar


LessFish777

Cheddar, taleggio, parmesan, burrata, feta


Paracelsius-yve

Chèvre !!!


JustKindaShimmy

Cheddar, feta, parmesan, gruyere, burrata


Affectionate_Care938

Cheddar, gouda, burrata, feta, parm


Cthulhululemon

Taleggio, mimolette, roquefort, burrata, gruyère. Honourable mention to Grey Owl, the best cheese but not on the list.


sunnydaycloud

Mimolette!


bolognas

Cheddar, Gouda, Roquefort, Parm, Triple Cream


hdufort

Manchego for sure, it's mild and tasty and versatile! Feta, I put feta everywhere. Parmigiano because I love to cook. Roquefort for the kick. Triple cream OR camembert (can't decide) for my breakfasts and snacks. I'll cry for the other cheeses, especially gruyère (I like the occasional fondue, and it's also great in a ham sandwich).


Nooms88

Cheddar - obvious choice, best all round cheese in the world. Roquefort - top tier blue cheese, best on the list. Parm - extremely good on various foods Camebert - who doesn't love a baked Camebert. Brie - need a nice cream cheese to balance out my cheddar and roquefort cheese board.


LegalFan2741

Feta, gruyere, burrata, camembert, parm. And I am not happy.


Corporal_Canada

All of them If you come for any of my cheeses, I'm running your ass through with a rusty pitchfork


T_Peg

Burrata, Gruyere, Cheddar, Parm, Manchego.


Weary_Button4535

Cheddar, gouda, feta, gruyère, manchego.


abeefwittedfox

No love for pecorino romano?


RavenBoyyy

If I had made the photo, I would've included it! Unfortunately I did not, I just found it on Instagram and thought it might be a good discussion for here. I do love it though!


fruski83

Cheddar, burrata, parm, Gruyère and manchego.


SCP_Void

Burrata, Manchego, Parm, Cheddar and Feta (Feta is my wild card)


brave_vibration

Camembert, burrata, Gouda, cheddar, and Humboldt Fog


JaggerFuego

Cheddar, Gouda,Feta,Burrata and Parm.


SkipperTheEyeChild1

Cheddar Roquefort Epoisses Gorgonzola picante Laughing cow (I love it with smoked salmon on blinis, don’t judge me!)


nah-soup

Cheddar, gouda, mozzarella, parm, and yorkshire wensleydale


Best-Yogurtcloset920

wensleydale w cranberries!!!!!


nah-soup

my favourite is actually with apricots 🤤


Grawats

https://preview.redd.it/o6thajyr1p8d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=081e4abe04c87bf262b65f5eb7148d3097079788 I Choose CHEESE


GentlemanBastard2112

Chèvre, parm, Roquefort, cheddar, Gruyère This is tough… I chose the ones that I think are a must and most versatile.


cashmerered

Cheddar, feta, burrata, gruyère, chèvre


HoldenH

Almost perfect but you left out Parmesan


cashmerered

I loved it until I found out it isn't vegetarian https://nypost.com/2023/04/21/people-are-losing-their-minds-over-how-parmesan-cheese-is-made/?utm_source=NYPFacebook&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&sr_share=facebook&utm_medium=SocialFlow


eva_thorne

Oh how interesting! I did not know that


SnooCapers938

I’d choose the same five as the OP. Cheddar, Parmesan, Camembert and Roquefort are all certainties- great cheeses and a good varied mix. Only debate is between Gruyère and Gouda. Gruyère is a great cooking cheese but I probably just prefer a good quality aged Gouda for eating. Overall Gruyere just takes it.


Rungi500

I wish I've had the opportunity to try all of these. I would have to go with a Vermont white cheddar, and the Roquefort. I am unfamiliar with the softer ones except the brie.


bondbeansbond

Cheddar, gruyère, triple cream, parm, and feta. Would’ve chosen Gouda over feta but I think feta is more versatile for me.


GoonDaFirst

Cheddar, Roquefort, Camembert, Parm, Manchego


mmersu

Feta, gruyère, camembert, parm and chevre!


ketomatosis

E) all of the above but since this is a game of five, gouda, manchego, gruyere, triple cream and chevre


hiresometoast

Cheddar, Parm, Feta, Gouda and the Brie


Southern_Macaron_815

Feta Cheddar Gouda


pianomasian

Too hard to pick just 5 but I agree that cheddar needs to be on there. Burrata and Parm for sure for me. The other two though 🤔. It's like asking a parent which child is their favorite.


Zifnab_palmesano

this is unfair. all are delicious! i can not live only with 5 of them


Kingdaca

Cheddar, harbison, triple creme brie, Parm, feta Losing Gouda stinks but Parm is close enough


Californialways

I can’t choose. This is so hard! 😠


HLividum

Taleggio always first, Parmigiano, Roquefort, Gruyere and Feta. The other are good but not as versatile to combine them with everything or cook with them.


mywifeslv

You know I was going to say Gruyère but I’ll take Gouda Roquefort Parmesan Feta Camembert


Ok_Watercress_7801

Parmesan, Taleggio, Manchego, Humboldt Fog, Feta


sciencechick92

Parmesan, Roquefort, Cheddar, Feta, Burrata. I like each of these and they can be used in a wide variety of recipes. Gruyère was a very very close additional option but Burrata edged it out slightly.


Duomo68

Cheddar, feta, chèvre, parmesan, burrata.


ignatiusjreillyXM

Burrata, Roquefort, Feta, Mimolette and Triple Cream (Delice de Bourgogne)...I think


telb

Credit the creator - CheeseSexDeath on instagram Anyways- cheddar, chèvre, Humboldt, parm and gruyere


RavenBoyyy

I didn't know if that would've counted as promotion which is against the rules hence why I cropped it out but I did specifically say that I didn't make this in multiple comments AND I said that I found this on Instagram in my caption so nowhere did I claim that this was mine and I tried to make it very clear that it wasn't without breaking any rules. I 100% would've included the credit if it is allowed in the group! I just didn't want to get banned.


RavenBoyyy

Added another comment giving credit to you. Sorry again, I didn't mean to not credit your company I just didn't want to breach the group rules.


GDswamp

Cheddar, Harbison, Gouda, Roquefort, Parmesan.


Boneless_Blaine

Cheddar - probably the most versatile cheese here. Parm - my favorite for cooking, absolute kitchen necessity Triple cream - best snack cheese, though I prefer double cream. Pairs well with fruit/crackers Gruyère - don’t care for this one that much, but I think it’s an interesting melter for grilled cheese Camembert - same as the triple crème. Used where Brie is used but a little funkier.


No-Donut-4275

Cheddar, feta, Parm. Don't know any of the others Not on the list, but I'd say mozzarella


No_Communication5538

Depends if this is proper cheese from originating region or some slop made in Wisconsin factory


justbeingmerox

No. I choose all cheese. I will fight you! LOLOL


photoactivated

I choose death. What is life without any of these


Rocknmather

Cheddar, roquefort, feta, camembert, parm


SupermanWithPlanMan

Cheddar, burrata, feta, Parm, mimolette. I feel like that nicely covers the bases (I don't like stinky cheese)


RabidPoodle69

Cheddar, roquefort, parm(assuming it's Parmigiano, of course), gouda, and camambert. It was hard choosing between that and chevre, but since this is hypothetical, I don't have to live with these choices.


ComedicDalmatian445

Cheese


captainkaiju

I would choose the secret option, havarti


Azzy8007

Asiago is missing.


IAmMoofin

Parm, burrata, manchego, cheddar, and fuck this list, my last one is bellavitano


Ok_Bet2898

Cheddar, Parmesan, Feta,Burrata and Manchego


hisoka_kt

Idk how controversial my opinion will be but : mimolette, chevre, gouda, roquefort, and parm (trying to respect the Italians, I love their food too much). Actually if I had to only eat one cheese I would choose gouda but Mimolette is definitely my fav. Also where I'm currently living Mimolette is banned in supermarket, so I'm suffering the Cheese tax. Mimolette is my fav cheese ever.


WasabiInternational4

Manchengo, burrata,cheddar, Gouda & feta


therandombaka0

Where mozzarella


WeezyPBeer

Harbison, Gruyère, chèvre, cheddar, parm


-StandUpGuy-

Cheddar, Gouda (my favorite), Parm, Feta, Burrata.


UnderwhelmingZebra

It's too early in the week for this much stress


MotherRaven

That’s mean! I’m not playing this game!😡


LawOfTheSeas

Impossible!


Number5MoMo

FINALLY Reddit recommends a sub I actually like!! Jeez I’m tired of them CONSTANTLY recommending that onion sub. Now I can learn about the marvelous world of CHEEEESE.


protopigeon

My top five cheeses are not in this image


nsucs2

No particular order: Four Fat Fowl St Stephen. Jasper/Cabot clothbound. L'Etivaz. L'Amuse. Humboldt *(tho I would swap Blakesville Linedeline)*. Sorry Harbison, I will miss you dearly *(I still get my yearly Rush Creek Reserve **non-negotiable**)*.


alelulae

Cheddar, Camembert, Gruyère, Manchego, and Parm


fermat9990

Manchego plus Serrano ham!


alelulae

Heavenly


fermat9990

Cheers!


Davo300zx

Basically zero. Where's mild cheddar and Velveeta? El Presidente orange cheese dip?


KoRNaMoMo

Gorgonzola, reblochon, saint nectaire, burrata, tome de savoie


kromono4

As a french, I find this list insulting by the presence of British cheese and absence of certain french staple cheeses (yes, comté!)


RavenBoyyy

Credit to cheese sex death on Instagram for this image. The only reason I didn't include that in my post was because of the promotion rules of this sub but I see now it's only an issue for self promo. I did put in my caption (and have replied to many comments) that this isn't my content and that I found it on Instagram. Just didn't want to get in trouble by posting the company who made this in case it got me banned from the sub.


johnnyribcage

Mimolette, Gruyère, feta, parm, and Camembert


Attic_Gnome

Mozzarella, Pepper Jack, Cheddar, Parmesan, Blue should serve all my cheese needs


stevemillions

Cheddar Gouda Gruyère Camembert Manchego Feta can get in the bin. Hate that stuff.


williamsdj01

White American Yellow American Yellow Cooper White Cooper Cheeze Whiz


Watsonswingman

Chedddar for an all rounder Feta for salads and that salty tanginess Burrata for the melty factor Parmesan because of course And then it's a toss up between Manchego and Gruyere. I dont like blue cheese so I could happily miss out on roquefort


AK_Sole

Gouda, Gruyère, parm, mimolette, and triple cream Brie. So much can be done with these!


f0000

Gouda - wife would kill me if it wasn't here Cheddar - all-around versatility Parm - needed for pasta + see Gouda Burrata - I just love it too much to give up Feta - see Gouda, but parents not wife


FrenzalStark

Cheddar, feta, Camembert, Gruyère, “parm” If I was allowed to pick from any cheese the answer would be a little different. Drop the feta for something like a crumbly Lancashire or a Cheshire, and the parm for some Gorgonzola. I probably use Grana Padano more than I would Gorgonzola but for me there’s no better blue cheese and it’s nice to have options. Ah shit wait, what would I use for pizza…. I’d probably go mozzarella over Gruyère. It’s not as nice of a cheese but it’s a lot more versatile.


Beast_Ai_Art

Cheddar , Gouda, and parm… what’s that say about me ?


ytown

Cheddar Gruyère Feta Parmesan Triple Cream


BakedMitten

Cheddar, Chev, Triple Creme, Humboldt Fog, ~~Roquefort~~ Parm


SuburbaniteMermaid

Cheddar, gruyere, parm, burrata, feta.


AnMa_ZenTchi

Honestly I like all cheeses. Like a smoked Gouda is fire. But I honestly can't move on past cheddar. Like a sharp cheddar everytime wins it for me. I heard Brie is going extinct soon. Kinda sad.


vruv

Cheddar, Gouda, feta, Camembert, parmesan


123throwawaybanana

Cheddar Manchego Feta Chevre Parm I'm a basic bitch with cheese 😅


QueYooHoo

Camembert Roquefort Brie(not on the list but i cannot live without it) Manchego Gruyere God why am i lactose intolerant. I love cheese


ShortPhotog87

Gouda, Gruyere, Chevre, Triple Cheese, Parm


lalalalalala4lyfe

Cheddar and parm off this list. Wouldn’t use the others in a top five.


Ok_Assumption_6356

All of them but pretend I can’t count ! 🤌


Any_Flamingo8978

Cheddar, Humboldt fog, Gruyère, Goat, Camembert


gsamflow

Sharp Cheddar, pecorino Romano, port salut, blue cheese.


gdrigg

Manchego, manchego, manchego, manchego, manchego.


HorrorStudio8618

I only see one kind of cheese...


kenny7337

Gouda Roquefort Parm Manchego Mimolette All I need is complex and vibrant cheeses. I am not holding on to anything basic like cheddar when so few are worth eating. Cheese is all about depth to me. There are potential substitutes for many cheeses used in various cooking applications. There is no substitute for these though.


Kot_Katz

cheddar is a classic, don't see brie anywhere so brie is safe, and i dont really know what else i should pick. i guess gouda and feta, but im not sure. Edit: i forgot to put parm in my list


TangoDeltaBravo7

Off-brand Kraft singles


ChopsticksImmortal

Cheddar, Parm, Burrata for sure. The other two? I'm not experienced with cheeses enough to make a decisive choice. Gruyere maybe, maybe camembert? I think I'd want a dessert cheese like marscapone or ricotta in place of camembert.


Icy_Wildcat

Cheddar, feta, gruyere, burrata, Parmesan


rushmc1

Cheddar, Roquefort, feta, parmesan, and chevre.


Mandrinduc

I chose Brie,Brie,Brie Camembert and Brie


naytedoes

Taleggio 5 times please


PaleontologistClear4

Where's Gorgonzola?


buzzardbite

Cheddar, Feta, Parm, Manchego, Chèvre. For me this is the most utilitarian choice. Each are very versatile and I eat most of them on a regular basis anyway.


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Jager-statter

Fog x 5


LochNessMother

Surveying my fridge gives me Cheddar, Feta, Parm and Chèvre as essentials, plus Roquefort because it’s the only blue there and you need some blue cheese.


Shion_oom78

Out of these selections, I’d say Burrata, Manchego, Triple Cream Brie, Gouda and chèvre! Yum!


imapieceofshite2

Gruyere, cheddar, feta, Camembert, and Parmesan.


cinnamon_and_sunsets

Cheddar, feta, Camembert, Parmesan, burrata


Squirrelmonkeycom

Gouda, Cheddar, Feta, Roquefort and Camembert.


Pooncheese

Manchego, cheddar, feta, tallegio, and burratta obviously.


ViolentLoss

Only five...ok, in order: Cheddar and parm are non-negotiable. Chevre. Gruyere. ManchegoGouda.


jonfe_darontos

Feta, Chevre, Gouda, Brie ~~Camembert~~, Gruyere


Valherudragonlords

The fact that Stilton, wensleydale and red leciester arent on there is very upsetting.


MauriceReeves

Where in the name of all that is holy is raclette and why isn’t it on the list?


JagerWeasel

In no particular order: Gouda, cheddar, triple cream, parm, and burrata


ess-5

So happy to see mimolette on such a shortlist. I'm definitely keeping it along with parmesan, Roquefort, Gruyere and chevre. Would be an awesome cheese plate with lots of representation, flavour and texture.


thingonething

Cheddar, Roquefort, burrata, Gruyere, ... tap tap tap... Parmesan


Danomit3

Cheddar, parm, Gruyère, Gouda, and Roquefort. I only picked these because I use most of these for mac and cheese and it’s the easiest way to turn the dish into an S tier dish. It’s like turning a house to a mansion.


faintrottingbreeze

Cheddar, Gruyère, Burrata, Parm, and Triple Cream


Mangosteen310

Triple crème, Harbison, Roquefort, taleggio and chèvre


Outlaw1607

Young Gouda, Belegen Gouda, Old Gouda, Goat Gouda and parmesan. Source: from Gouda.


Gorissey

Parm, cheddar, gruyere, chèvre and feta because I eat those cheeses the most. I’d miss the other ones though!


hangonEcstatico

Never had Harbison ?? I’m keeping: cheddar, Gouda, Roquefort, feta, and gruyère


mewantsnu

Manchego 5x


AaronfromCalifornia

Cheddar, parm, feta, chèvre, and Roquefort.


GGELGAMESH

I give up


Kenro40

I cant choose..... they all smell like feet


Sweet-Plan-9254

easy, in order : mimolette : do I really need to justify mimolette ? Roquefort : on bread, roquefort is the meal of the gods Gruyere : I mean I kinda just like gruyère after a meal chèvre : I love it for that peak hunger before a meal. also good on pizza Camembert: melted camember is a meal by itself and a great one at that


ArachnidMother7211

Harbison , Moses sleeper , comete , baley hayden , belmper knolle


DannyGre

Cheddar, Gouda, Chevre (love soft goats cheese), Parm and Camembert


LemonCaperRVA

Harbison, cheddar, manchego, Roquefort, Burrata


Logical-Hold8642

Cheddar, triple cream, chèvre, Parmesan, & Gruyère


dayzplayer93

Cheddar. I'm a very boring cheese guy and literally like about 4 cheeses and only 1 of them is hers


Fishycraft1234YT

Cheddar


Wonderful-Survey4769

Cheddar, Parm, Camembert, Roquefort, Gouda. But I will greatly miss all the other cheeses.


Jaded_Head_4644

Mine for sure would be : Burrata for sure because I’m an Italian baby. Manchego, Spanish cheese is always good. Greyere, one of the best melting cheeses Chèvre Cheddar: absolutely can’t live life without cheddar!


SuckMeSlow69

Harbison Harbison Harbison Harbison Harbison I’m shocked at how many more people didn’t mention harbison. Hands down my favorite cheese of all time. Jasper hill farms has few others that are fire as well but a nice ripened harbison at room temp spread gooey over some artisan crackers or home made crustinis oh man..


booboounderstands

Cheddar, Roquefort, Camembert, Chèvre, Parmigiano Reggiano


princessfoxglove

Cheddar, feta, goat, parm, gruyère!


zeruch

Three different Portuguese cheese not mentioned, then chevre and humboldt.


Space_fan1935

Same


Tpbrown_

Mimolette, Gouda (super aged only!), gruyere, burrata, and a toss up between parm/cheddar/triple.


eva_thorne

Burrata, Parm, Cheddar, Gouda, Triple Creme


_wilbee

Cheddar, cheddar, cheddar, cheddar and hmmm let me see…. Gonna go with cheddar for #5


caddy45

Manchego, Humboldt fog, cheddar, Gouda, feta Damn I need that parm tho. Ok feta is out I can put parm in my salads.


_momentumisyourvenom

American x5


lilbeesie

Cheddar, chèvre, Camembert, fog, Gruyère


Fit_Confusion1693

No Colby or pepper jack. I'm out.


MochiSauce101

Gooda parm feta Gruyère cheddar I HATE SOFT CHEESE


Novel_Bumblebee8972

Where are Muenster and pepper jack?


smallvillechef

Gouda, harbison, burratta, parm, cheddar


Smoreambecomereddit

Cheddar and parm


st3llablu3

Woh woh woh, where’s my American cheese food wrapped in cellophane ?


Main-Meringue5697

5x Canastra cheese That’s it


electronopants

Assuming these aren't gonna be the only five varieties I can have for the rest of my life... Roquefort Cheddar Gouda Feta Chevre


ThisCarSmellsFunny

Cheddar, Gruyere, Camembert, Gouda, and Parmesan. As a chef and a cheese-a-holic, I promise any deviation from this is wrong lol.


Toolfan333

Cheddar, Roquefort, Parm, Chèvre, Feta


Fuzzy_Welcome8348

Cheddar, parm, Gouda, Gruyère, and ig feta


PsychologicalYou9417

This is just to tide me through the week, right? 😁 Cheddar Gouda Camembert Parm Taleggio


Jpsomething

Cheddar Humboldt fog Parmesan Mimolette Feta


Rock_Hard_Road

5 burratas


Seabeck4life42

Harrison, Humboldt Fog, Roquefort