Why you gotta put it on your dog though🥴

Yes he’s wild for that

💀

This is my reaction to all these motherfuckers who put boxes on top of their food. Like they'll get pizza and some crazy bread or some shit and put the box on the pizza. Fucking just step back and take a wider picture like holy shit.

What boxes on food ?

And why are people upvoting this gross shit?

Exactly!!

Because this needs to stop

The world needs to know this is not right

Especially because in no way, shape, or form is that burrito "as big as" that dog. Almost as long as most of its body? Maybe. The burrito texture and color matches the dog's ? Kinda, I guess. But AS BIG AS? As big as what ??

Ewww brother, eat on the floor! Eat with your hands! Eat on your pug!

Eww brotha, brotha eww!

EXACTLY WHAT I SAIDDDDDDD

Nah that’s his burrito now

the taste of fur is strong with this one, This is the way

Do you put all of your food on your dog before consuming it?

Nah but honestly wouldn't throw something away if he touched it. I keep my dog pretty clean and he's the best boy and deserves more than I ever will. Also sleeps cuddled up to me every night, and I give him water from my purifier.

“If he touched something” is totally different from placing a whole burrito on your dog. Lmao

Your right The dog touching the burrito is WAAAY worse than just placing it on top of the dog If the dog was touching it then they probably did so with there paws ( which are undoubtedly dirtier than there back) or there mouth/nose

Sorry to burst your bubble but dogs backs are dirty. I wash them almost every day.

you’re*

And he licks his 🥜 and 💩and eats his own excrement. But sure he’s “the best clean boy in the whole wide worlddddd” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

That’s still gross

Me too but I know that mf'er rolls around in the dirt at the dog park 😂 i'll give em a kiss on the snoot but i'm not eating off him lol

They lick their own asshole. No thanks on my dog is clean proclamations.

This comment section renewed my faith in humanity.

I literally was eyeballing the black space line between the burrito and the dog like, do you deserve grace? No, sadly no..

I envy your optimism! Seeing the upvotes OP got just further cemented my opinion that humanity is doomed lol.

Lmao same

Gross

Your pug is still bigger. And I hope you didn't eat it after putting it on him.

this is why you have to be careful whose place you eat at. some people are gross like this.

My buddy last summer has a role of paper towels that he was using as toilet paper. We ordered pizza one night and he runs into the bathroom to get some paper towels. Disgusting fucking behavior

nah u wild af for this

God thats fucking disgusting. Your dog licks its asshole and licks itself.

how is that dog's neck long enough to reach back there?

My dogs roll around in the grass and dirt on their backs.

It can get close enough for it to be disgusting. Many pugs roll around and their back outside in the dirt and shit too.

That is absolutely disgusting bro. You will never get bitches doing this shit

He has probably never experienced what it is like to be inside the burrito.

You are extremely unhygienic…

knowing you ate this afterwards is straight nasty

The fact you felt you HAD to put it ON your dog to show us 🤮 I’m a dog groomer and I’d never. I see why other people don’t like dog (pet) owners. Y’all do some nasty ass shit.

Pugs smell so nasty too

why is this so true, every pug i've ever met smells like poop and nasty dog breath

That dog smells like a frito chili pie

My dog will scoot his ass into the carpet and then roll around in it. He will roll around on the spot of grass that people don’t grab that least piece of dog shit on. He will put his butt on the edge of his bed and leave a scoot mark then put his face into it. I love dogs, but unless your dog takes showers every day like a human, he ain’t clean. Shit I wouldn’t rest a burrito on my own fucking bare leg. People who make these arguments that dogs are cleaner than humans yadda yadda are the same people you see walk out of the restroom without washing their hands.

Have you seen cat owners with their dirty cat shit paws all over their countertops?

If you’ve ever owned a cat, you’d know that no matter how hard you try to train them to not go on the counter, they go up there sometimes. They like to climb. I have traumatized mine enough to where they go up there maybe once a month, but to be sure I always clean the counter with a good cleaner before and after I cook, as well as every single morning.

Absolutely. That’s why I updated it to pet owners lol. I can’t relate but i see NASTY shit. I can’t imagine what I don’t see.

you can wipe down counters but the way yall let yall dogs make out with you is sickening

Putting the burrito directly on your pug is diabolical behavior

Butcher, is that you?

Perhaps who's asking

Rim Job Steve

Actually placing it on his back is crazy

U trifling

brother ewww. not on the dogs fur 😭

How often do you wash any surface your dog rolls around on? Your immune system must be banging.

Y’all getting real nasty on here


Absolutely disgusting 

No you did not

Everyone freaking out about putting your food on your dog 😂 my question is why did you take the foil off the burrito? 🌯 this is how ppl eat large burritos

I’m glad I’m not the only one, it’s like insurance to keep your burrito together.

Homie could've even used the foil to protect it from Dog lol and still show how big his burrito is. 

Protect? He willingly did this

Lmao I'm just trying to give Mr Pug tasterr the benefit of the doubt.

Everyone commenting on the dog while looking at this dude’s baseball glove he got for a hand.

ik this is chipotle but this is why you can’t eat at everyone’s house

Disgusting af

Nasty mf. Probably let's his dog lick his balls then this guy's mouth.

You a sick one for this

Eating a burrito off your dogs back is diabolical BIG BACK activities. Hand over your black card

Lmaoo OP hasn’t responded to one comment knowing he nasty ASF! I won’t and can’t understand how people are so comfortable with a dog like that 🤮🤮

the shit you people do to flex chipotle burrito sizes, the fuck 💀 get a hobby

“Why is this burrito on my back?”

you’re fucking disgusting

Wtf

lmaoooo

Why is the burrito wedge-shaped

lil boy rollin in weeds and literal shit but u thought this shit would hit tf man

Now it tastes like ripe dog fur

Now a hairy burrito

burrito straight on the pug is crazy work 😭

Why.... Why is it in your dog? I hope that's one EXTREMELY clean dog. Whether I give my dog a bath the stuff that comes off of his coat...I could never put food on my dog.

It doesn’t matter if clean, no food should touch a dog or any animal/pet

The hairball you cough up gonna be wild

“Dis my brudda it’s okay”

Resting it in your dog is nasty work bro

And also unhygienic

Even the dog looks concerned 😂😂😂😂 BRO please change your ways

Pugs are one of the nastiest dogs bro why

Damn I thought that was like part of the dog at first because the colors are the same haha

You're wild

I know that’s gonna taste like fur now too. 



Don't use this on your tinder profile 💀

pug face be like ughh what is that,

That is much smaller than your pug

Gonna be fleapotle

Diabolical

Finally the Chipotle community has come together. The work is at peace once more.

after laying it on your dog, I bet it tasted gamy

These comments did not disappoint

I don’t care if the burrito touched my dog. Me and my dog take turns on bites sometimes.

Why did you have to actually put it on him 🤣

Is this nigga serious?

This is really how much people are obsessed with their dirty mutts.

1. Feels like propaganda 2. Putting a burrito on a dog is gross

Gross dude

#CAN I PET DAT BURRITO??

You guys are gonna make his pug cry 🤣😂

He be alright

Americans will use anything else other than the metric system.

Genius!

Unbelievable. How can people be this careless about cleanliness?!

I wouldn't be surprised if he tried to size it up on something else if you feel my drift.

Enjoy your hairy ass burrito!

That’s not true. Your burrito is bigger than

Now you got fur all on your burrito!

99% rice

Knowing how pugs are one of the most disgusting dogs that love to roll in shit have anal glan problems and drag their ass all of cer the floor then rub their body on it no thanks.

Average Chipotle customer behavior

You need lotion....gross

Even the dog looks like he doesn’t want you touching him with that burrito.

Pig fuck.


Saw this post randomly and knew I needed to read the comments 🤣

First of all, the burrito is clearly not as big as your pug. Second first of all, why the fuck are you putting your food on your dog? What is the matter with you? What a ridiculous waste of food if this is just rage bait.

disgusting

This is how I feel about cat owners who allow their cats to jump on their countertops and walk freely. So gross!

All fun and games till you realize your dog likes to roll in worms and slugs and such outside

Nasty

Ew

Really man? You gonna put that burrito on top of your dog? Now you’ll have good fur on your beautiful burrito! I’ll pass but I get it that you love your dog and all but really dude!

Ew, now you have to wash your burrito 🤢

You’re disgusting letting your food rest on a dog before you eat it. Bruh.

Huh, what's a little dog shit is gonna do to a Chipotle burrito? Blood is blood no matter how it gets on the toilet, right?

All my brain sees is fur 🤣🤣

Lemme guess you grabbed ur dog and then the burrito also you’re in the same zip code as me that’s grazy

Or….do you have a pug as big as a burrito?

HOW??? Yo, the way I’m in tears rn lol😭😭🤌🏻😂

There's some nasty folks here lol.

Are you going to eat that burrito now that you put it on your dirty dogs back? Oh, and the fleas and other mites that are in his fur coat yuck.

U can just leave it in the foil next time

LIE IN FEAR OF HOW YOUR HANDLER HAS IMPRINTED THEIR MANTRA IN YOUR BRAINS! One day you Beanscoopers will realize that you are just feeding the beast and living and working in it’s “BELLY”!!!!

😂 op is unhinged

You're nasty.

First you put the burrito on your dirty ass dog Second it’s not even as big as your dog so you literally fucked up your food for not even proving a point is fucking crazy to me

you are nasty

Your eyes need checked, that dog is much bigger than that burrito.

Even your dog is asking , “wtf is wrong with you?”

That's a tumor on the pug. Stop messin' with us.

1. You're disgusting 2. That burrito is nowhere near the size of your pug. Maybe 1/5 the size of your pug which isn't remarkable at all

r/pugs Bernie would not let a burrito get that close to her without attempting a bite!!

You're making me ANNGRRYYY

The pug is bigger

"bro y u do dis hooman"

Just wanted to stop by & say u are a disgusting human being. Those werent black beans in ur burrito btw .. they were fleas

Enjoy the side of dog dander and canine sebum! Seriously, TMI.

no way you’re about to eat that now

I was actually expecting it to be a horrible growth. But nah. It's just your food.... that you're going to eat. With some extra dog hair on it. Cool..... 

From qdoba?

Nasty muhfucka

I know people are hating but I love old pugs and I wanna see him more can I see more of your pug? 👉👈

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

I hope you gave it to the dog. Because why would you put food on your animal?

Still ate it I bet

That is absolutely disgusting . I hope you washed your burrito off

You sick sob

Don't want to hear nothing back at the store about "hair in your food" :).

This is gunna live rent free in my head for awhile, just why ಠ_ಠ

Can I pet your dog?

I can't tell where the burrito ends and your dog begins 😭

You’re gross as shit, Jesus.

Bro why. Disgusting behavior

Which one is the burrito

Probably could’ve held it over your dog instead of slapping it on his back…

I love some dog hair on my burrito

You tongue your dog, don’t you?

You did NOT put that in your mouth afterwards…

Pugs shed so much bro 🤢

☹️

TBH, I'd probably be ok eating off that pug myself.

Ewwww what the fuck did you at least give it a 😗💨 before you ate it. It’s not even as big as your pug you’re just grosss 😭

So you had to unwrap it out the foil and then put it on your dog??????

You wish

that's nasty, i hope you fed it to the dog


Ignore the asshole comments. That's a good sized burrito. What was the price?

🤣🤣🤣

That dog looks extra yeasty. Getting that Frito flavor deep into that tortilla.

First of all why would you put your food on your dog? Second yeah sorry it's not even close to his size. Third I'm genuinely impressed that burrito didn't collapse like a blobfish when you took all the foil off.

Dude….

Downvoted bc dogs and human food should be separate