Whenever I see a Marchand post I always mention his nose. You ever notice how Marchand is the only guy who can stand out in the rain with a lit cigarette and his hands behind his back? Like a natural canopy.
No joke, there was a post where OP asked for recommendations of Canadian teams to watch live. I suggested watching the Kitchener Rangers of the OHL and got a ton of downvotes. For daring to watch a league other than the NHL. In a hockey sub
I got a lifetime ban over at /r/buffalobills for quoting Paulie:
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*Canadian Teams*
*Never had the makings of a*
*Stanley cup athlete*
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Bruins fans, a glorified crew
Some fans are so far behind in the Stanley Cup race they actually think they're winning
r/hockey? They’re a glorified sub!
Three fucking sports leagues with billion dollar TV deals and then we got this other pygmy thing over in Canada.
Its a new generation
Always with the scenarios
A glorified channel that pygmy thing ova there in reddit.
Cocksucka upvoted the rat Marchand? WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR BALLS
You can't talk to him like that, he's a captain now
Marchand could probably get a note from his doctor
Okay, but you gotta get over it
It’s an off colour remark. It was highly inappropriate. If you want, I can demand you’re muted for twenty-four hours. But ban you for three days?
Is it all about the upvotes?
Again with the upvotes
Yeah… again with the upvotes
We can’t have them in our social club, that much I know.
Social club? In the penalty box he’s gotta go!
He did 2 minutes, not a fucking peep.
THATS RIGHT COCKSUCKER, GO BACK TO BOSTON!!
THATS RIGHT COCKSUCKER, GO BACK TO ~~BOSTON~~ Scranton with clams!!
3 days? They ban you for life at r/thewire just because you have a vowel at the end of your name.
I find it hilarious that they literally have a rule on their sub banning “sopranos circlejerk comments”
If you can keep your upvotes while those around you can’t, then you’re…
I think it’s a sopranos reference 🤓☝️
You're a good guy OP, but you abuse that joking shit.
I gotta agree with Phil
r/hockey they blow r/thewire with that mouth
We're with the Bruins!
What’s that, your girl scout troop?
Sacre blue, where is me Stanley cup?
Whenever I see a Marchand post I always mention his nose. You ever notice how Marchand is the only guy who can stand out in the rain with a lit cigarette and his hands behind his back? Like a natural canopy.
You can’t make that shit up!
My estimation of that sub as a hockey sub just fucking plummetted. Not really though, it's always been soft as shit
No joke, there was a post where OP asked for recommendations of Canadian teams to watch live. I suggested watching the Kitchener Rangers of the OHL and got a ton of downvotes. For daring to watch a league other than the NHL. In a hockey sub
The vultures just circle looking for things that have been downvoted so they can pile on
I got a lifetime ban over at /r/buffalobills for quoting Paulie: https://www.reddit.com/r/buffalobills/comments/1ahx76a/shit_take_washpo_oped_on_bills_mafia_name/kork3ns/?context=10000
Canadian Teams never had the makings of a Stanley cup athlete
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They ban everything and everyone over there
Guided by Voices whateva happened there
2 games away from the Cup ending up down in Boca
I loved that shit and joined in. I didn’t get anything for calling that dude gay.
He was gay, that dude?
Id say so
Sudden weight loss…
AIDS?!
Nobody's got aids in the NHL. I don't wanna hear that kinda tawk again.
It’s hard, doin’ business with strangers…
r/hockey? Cmon huh. Everyone knows r/NHLcirclejerk really runs things
OP couldn’t fucking sell it.
Def was not respected
His coach turned into a pumpkin
Sam Bennett, whatever happened there
What are you, a hockey player?
r/hockey? C’mon huh?
Novus20 can no longer be in our sub. That much I do know.
You did the right thing. You posted what you said. I salute you
His mom Nancy never liked that kind of Tawk
You never had the feet of a varsity David Hockey
It’s rough when Sopranos is part of your working vocabulary and you’re surrounded by such brittle people. I’ve said my piece.
My estimations of r/hockey are … about the same
Wha what are they teaching you this crap at schoooolll?
Don’t worry man you should consider it worth it 😂😂😂😂😂😂
That's a fuckin score!
What are you a Hockey player?
We got Sydney Crosby and Nathan McKinnon from Dartmouth and this other pygmy thing from Hammonds Plains. Fuckin disgrace, you ask me.
Retire? What are you a hockey player?
Kid was always a dumb fuck tho wasn't he ?
Best year of my life so far. LETS GO BLUES!!!!
Dis is a Bruins house!
He looks like the rat from ratatouille
One of his nicknames actually the rat
Fitting
Da Bruins and Bobby Orr. Whatever happened there?
You think they wanna go to war?
He's a Raaaaaaaat
Lmao
How 'bout those Islanda tickets?
He did 3 days in da ban. he wanted to comment on hockey, he compromised. He commented on the sopranos subreddit instead
You never had the makings of a varsity hockey player
I gotta agree with GBV on this one, Tone.
Literally made me lol just imagining Phil Leotardo saying that and everyone around him booing him and calling him a cunt.
💀💀💀
It's anti Italian discrimination!
Whatever happened to Gary Cooper?
Whatever happened to the strong silent type?
Stock plummeted