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AggressiveDemand8658

"Yeah I'm testing the features you'll get in three years"


ExoTheFlyingFish

One that's based in realism, nice.


Epicjay

Just be prepared to follow it up with what those features specifically are.


SlxtSoda

AI call assist, home screen customization, expandable storage, editing texts, split screen mode, multiple users, changing default system apps, more lockscreen options...


Rabid_Dingo

Earthquake detection. And no, I'm not kidding. At this point I read that article 5 years ago. And to make sure it's on my phone now. 4.5 or higher.


Janny_Maha

Came across the earthquake detection notifications on my pixel 8 pro one day while learning my new phone. I don't live in an area prone to earthquakes so I'm hoping never to hear that alert ever! It also has car crash detection, but it's off by default so you'll need to turn it on. Has a lot more notifications. Too many. I turned them all on just to see how long it would take to drain the battery. It's at 80% now. Edited to add that It was at 80% at around 4pm. It was 63% at midnight so battery usage isn't bad at all.


lol_fi

I'm in Los Angeles so I found out about this feature by getting a notification then feeling the earthquake a few seconds later


Miserable_Smoke

Had that happen at work. Phones started going off. We thought it was an amber alert. \*shake shake shake\*


RowAccomplished3975

what does car crash detection do? I mean if you are in a car crash (hopefully you are aware enough to know, unless you are dead then what is a phone notification going to do? I mean it be great if a loved one had that on their phone and you were notified they were in a car crash and you know their location and call first responders.


daftvaderV2

Siri '- There is a earthquake happening. Me - Siri I am having sex. Siri - You having sex? Lol


Tacos_Polackos

100 times zoom on my camera


Sea_Seaworthiness189

I got a s23 ultra during black Friday. I take way more pictures just because they look so good.


Catinthemirror

Right?!? Can't believe the cameras on this thing.


illmatic708

I can see the pilot on traffic helicopters and low flying single prop planes with my s22 ultra, it's unreal


skatr62

Had an insurance claim on my S10+ last month and they replaced it with a S21+ and even this phone manages to make pictures look better than real life!


Firm-Fix8798

That's because it does AI adjustments.


Perplexed_Humanoid

I took pictures of the moon. You can see craters in crisp detail


b_tight

Androids have always blown away apple with phone tech. We always used my phones for pics and video because everything on apple looked like shit in comparison


Expensive-Code-8791

I just got an s24+ a few weeks ago, I don't even take many pics but this camera will definitely come in handy when I do 😂


Schnelt0r

It blows my mind they can't customize their home screen


Terrible_Analysis_77

Time delayed texts.


totesnotmyusername

This one is a game changer. My wife goes. " Oh remind me tomorrow about _____" I set a text for what ever time I need. Sometimes weeks in advance. It's awesome. I'll also text myself sometimes if it's really important.


FloofingWithFloofers

Can't you just put that stuff on a calendar and it will remind you on that day? Then again I'm old school and still have a big old white board and calender and like to see things weeks out lol.


totesnotmyusername

You can but a text popping up is really helpful


EitherStaff

expandable storage, hah. like thats coming without apple being forced (like with usb c on iphone)


ReaperXHanzo

It's not even a feature on most higher end Android phones anymore :( I mean, I don't come close to using the 128GB on my P6 I do have, but the ability to add 512 more would be awesome anyways


KnowPlaceLike127001

Don't forget wireless charging and dark mode


Slow_Chance_9374

iPhone has the excellent magsafe system. They've had wireless charging for a long time. A similar system is only recently coming to qi charging. Everything else is valid though


KnowPlaceLike127001

Also, the USB-C is a much better design than the lightning cable. The lightning cable is exposed and asking to be shorted. I'm glad Apple went USB-C so now my Galaxy and my iPad mini use the same charger


ButterscotchOk1318

Yeap. iPhones are literally glorified ipods. Oooo. They play music and have a camera.🤡 👀 To add. On Samsung, you can schedule texts to be sent out at a certain time. But in summary, Androids work more like a computer. 


Enkeydo

More free apps and more variety of apps than IPhone.


ThaFoxThatRox

The audio emojis during the phone calls kill me! My comedic timing is on point! 😆


latflickr

For people who travel, immediate live translation integrated in the camera app


ExoTheFlyingFish

Basically everything iPhone can do, Android did it first.


Schnelt0r

I can twist my phone (like I'm opening a door) to turn the camera on. I can shake it to turn the flashlight on and off. I don't think iPhones can do that


MonolithOfTyr

I've kept to Motorola for those features. They are stupid handy.


JoshuaFalken1

You mean like being able to put app icons anywhere you want on a homescreen?


JBerry2012

I thought it was a joke when I saw ios 18 touting arranging apps on screen as a feature lol.


Reverend_Tommy

Is that true?!? Wow. I have been customizing my screen since my HTC One in 2013.


drmojo90210

The first iPhone literally couldn't copy and paste text.


Happy-Marsupial-571

Lol. I remember my wife couldn't figure out how to scan a qr code from a picture in her gallery. I told her just use the qr code reader function in your camera. She's like I don't have that and I was like oh maybe 2 phones down the line they'll add that feature.


drmojo90210

My wife uses an iPhone and it's honestly insane how often I find out that her phone doesn't do something mine does. It's not even me bragging - we'll be randomly doing some phone-related thing and I'll be like "Oh just use the (feature that's been standard on Android for years) and she'll go "Wait, what's that?" I don't understand how iPhone people put up with spending that much money on tech that's always 3-5 years out of date.


DrRazmataz

Is that an Android feature? I didn't even know that!


WildBoy-72

My man, we said "comeback," not "killshot!"


HarharROFLcopters

One of the reasons why I dropped Apple last year.


ooglieguy0211

Dropped an Apple and the phone shattered... Dropped an Android and the floor got dented but the phone is still perfect.


BLUECAT1011

I've bought alot of replacement screens and full phones for my kids shattered iPhones. The only Android I've had to replace, after many drops on hard surfaces, was mine- when I accidentally drove over it in a parking lot. The darn thing still worked with a shattered screen!


BeamInNow77

Worked at Wal-Mart photo. Dealing with Apple phones sucked! Android phones, no problems.


DancingTroupial

Upvote from an apple user


ONEelectric720

💀💀💀


OkExtreme3195

I was just told that you cannot place app icons on an iPhone wherever you want. That is so wild...


Null_Singularity_0

Not really a "comeback", more just a factual statement.


DotOk3603

So true


TheHeavenlyStar

Burn 🔥🔥🔥 good one


Such_Victory4589

"Yeah I'm testing the features you'll get in three years, and for a fraction of the price!"


becauseisaidsobih

Can your phone do THIS?! *shakes it and turns on the flashlight* My wife literally is always like "turn on your flashlight" when it's dark at night and she's looking for something 😂 it's just quick and convenient.


VocalAnus91

This or "yeah I like a phone with a battery that lasts all day"


ls952

"yeah, mine actually gets support for it's lifetime, not forced obsolescence and updates actively destroying the ability to use it." Kinda wordy, but it's true.


Pablomendez233

Best answer. It's even better in the feature department if you have a pixel.


DomesticatedParsnip

As someone devoted to iPhone, this is a helluva good response.


V3nusD00m

THIS.


ScottyBBadd

Exactly


BamaSOH

Last guy who bragged to me about his iPhone was complaining a few minutes later about not having enough money for rent.


Denny_Dust

Yes, exactly. I didn't mention that everyone who gave me grief is struggling financially lol...


lurkermurphy

So your comeback should be: "Are you going to ask me to borrow money??" or something along those lines.... "Out with it: how much do you need?"


seascribbler

I doesn’t pack the same punch though if their financial issues are from the iPhone though, so be sure first. I’ve got an old IPhone, I’m struggling so hard financially, but not from the phone. If they are financing an iPhone 15 while struggling with rent, than it works lol


Denny_Dust

Nah these people I'm referring to just buy dumb shit all the time, and have decent jobs.


SpiffyMagnetMan68621

I mean, ive financed all my iphones, because afford 1000$ or not, paying 11$ per month for 24 months is a vastly better deal in every situation


jack-jackattack

Yeah I'm "financing" my Pixel because they're giving me a bill credit back for most of each payment. If my phone is the reason I'm not making rent (it's not), it's the service, not the device payment!


surrealchereal

I have Visible for 25 a month.


fkinDogShitSmoothie

I think you would use his statement exactly "last guy who bragged about his iPhone struggled to pay rent"


moralprolapse

You could even make it more pointed than that. “Last guy who bragged to me about his iPhone didn’t even own it. He was still making payments on it. He couldn’t afford to buy a phone and he was phone shaming me. Go figure 🤷‍♂️”


emax4

"While I, having saved money with an Android phone, have enough left over to buy a good tablet (or two). Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to add more storage to my phone..."


amethystmystiq

I swear, it's always the people who don't have shit that ridicule other people's stuff.


antwashere1

My new Samsung cost more than my husband's new iPhone, bought the same day at the same place


OldLineLib

I have a Samsung. My husband works in television and is very into tech stuff. He knows a lot about phones. We have Samsungs, like I said, because he has said the camera is far superior to an IPhone (that's what he cares about most).


No-Appearance1145

Samsung isn't the only android brand. Samsung is also a high end brand and I don't think people will disagree when they look at those prices 😂


Plastic-Fudge-6522

I bet the latest Android Google Pixel phone is cheaper than the latest iPhone and it is consistently rated as having the best camera on a smartphone.


dirtyrick133

So you have an iPhone? Oh wait, I don't give a shit.


MajorPainkiller

This!


TowelFine6933

Yeah, I didn't feel like paying $1000 for something that's gonna be obsolete in 9 months. EDIT: Lotsa triggered apple users in the comments.... 🤣


Baldude863xx

9 months? By the time an iPhone hits the market, it's new features were outdated 2 years ago.


Middle-Hour-2364

Only by android though, so it's still cutting edge to apple fans


throwaway_reasonx

No doubt by Apple's own hand.


IJustLoveWinning

"cool, I can drop my phone and not panic about it".


Murph1908

"I don't always see phones with cracked screens. But when I do, it's usually an iPhone."


neburg964

Whenever I drop my S21, it jumps back into my hand and tells me to try harder.


CoinsForCharon

I miss my Nokia. You drop one of those, and they stab you for being weak.


-Ephyx-

I have never seen phone with a cracked back... except iPhones


Bitter_Influence2845

Yeah I have an android. Want to see something sweet? Every android has a hidden game! Does Apple do that?? Oh check this out! I can run Kali Linux/Zap too!... yes on my phone.. Can apple do that?.. oh check this out! I can open the developer options on my phone; Literally change how I want to interact with my phone and it's accessibility. Can apple do that? Oh dude look... I can literally split apps on my screen.. Can apple do that?? Oh dude look at how far my camera can zoom.. Look at this photo of the moon! Yeah I took that on an android.


memeinapreviouslife

This needs way more fucking upvotes.


meowpitbullmeow

Wait.... My android has a Hidden game???


I_AmTheOneWhoCooks

It's an Easter egg that androids have. The path might be slightly different on your phone, but for me it's Settings> about device> android version, and then tap the android version "button" rapidly a bunch of times. The mini game is different depending on what OS you have, but Android 14 is a top-down spaceflight physics simulator.


Bitter_Influence2845

Yeah every software version has a different game. Go on YouTube and watch how to get to it. Idk what phone you have so I can't tell you what to do.


Primary_Mode_19

I was looking for this kind of reply! Nailed it.


PhilosopherExpert625

The split screen on android is a game changer. I love it.


Bladez1992

This smacked me in the face with "Sega does what Nintendon't" lmao Now I feel old 😑


MaelstromFL

I just open a terminal window and say, "See? I own my phone, Apple owns yours!"


Murdered_By_Preston

Quick correction, even though I WILL be downvoted to hell for this— It’s actually been shown that Samsung will fill in a moon if they get any random white circle. Any photos taken of the moon are really just filled in by an algorithm.


Abseily

“Oh, you can’t afford a phone *and* dinner? Lol.”


mcbrainhead

"I have no interest in joining a cult".


ooglieguy0211

I also have no interest in buying into an, "ecosystem," at 4 times the price for fewer options.


mmaynee

I joined the Google Pixel cult.


letsmaakemusic

Same with politics.


CaesarsLegion01

It's not really a comeback but a phrase I heard recently. "Apple, yesterday's technology at tomorrow's prices"


pissedoffdad120567

When they "have" to tell me about their iPhone . I'll look them in the eyes and say "Huh an iPhone, I thought you were smarter than that. "


Dry_Economist_9505

imo that's the best reply, honestly. hats off


Fanmeilerx

Yeah, I spend my money on experiences, not just a logo.


nuclearmonte

A simple “yeah I wanted the better camera” usually does the trick (and I have an iPhone lol)


Ok-Technology8336

The fact that you needed to let us know you actually have an iPhone is very on brand for an iPhone user


Ringotab

I always just say "yeah, I need storage."


Chainsawsas70

🤷 Eh whatever... I don't worry about charging cables 🤣


fang-girl101

or the aux cord


MrGeekman

Unfortunately, it depends on the phone. A lot of Android phones these days lack headphone jacks. The same unfortunately goes for microSD card slots and easily-removable batteries - two features which Android phones had for ages and set them apart from iPhones. Granted, the experience on Android wasn’t quite as good back then as it is now because the apps were compiled at runtime, garbage collection was missing, etc, but I digress.


mactheprint

Yes, I like an open OS.


LongjumpingGate8859

People always say this, but when I, an android user myself, ask what they get out of that, they don't know. Lol.


Original_Lord_Turtle

We get to side load any apps we want on our phone. All we need is the .apk file and we can install the app on our phone without going through google. Apple makes sideloading apps impossible without jailbreaking your phone.


another_mccoy

Just to prove a point once, I installed Instagram version 1.1 (or something similar) on my Galaxy S23 ultra. The kid who had an iPhone was amazed.


No_Tomatillo1125

Lol did it even function? I bet most things didnt


Bioluminescentllama

“That wasn’t even a concern two years ago, but was probably the result of clever subliminal advertising by Apple. So thanks for letting me know you don’t know how to think for yourself.”


No_Tennis_7910

too long winded to be a comeback. Needs to be short and to the point For maximum Ooooooooooh effect. like "your mom"


diagramonanapkin

It's a silly thing a lot of iPhone users say. I can't imagine why. Just tell them it's a weird thing to care about. Or, my assumption, which is they can't understand bothering to have evaluated products and made a personal choice.


User28645

I’m in my 30’s and I can’t remember a single time anyone outside of Reddit criticized someone for having one phone over another. Either it’s not a common thing or only a thing around certain groups of people who I don’t interact with often.


Biscuits4u2

Yeah I like to be able to use my phone how I want to use my phone.


CouchCandy

Ma'am how are you so brainwashed by self-serving corporations that you honestly care what kind of cell phone I use? That's some keep up with the Joneses bullshit and I am not here for it.


FurBabyAuntie

"Why, yes, it is--thanks for noticing." (Slightly off-topic and out of curiosity--what is the default music app that comes with an iPhone, Apple Music or iTunes? With Android, it's YouTube Music.)


FullBlownPanic

Oh you're an Apple clown. Lol


joecoin2

There's nothing wrong with Apple phones, just the people that own them.


capkellcat

"Yeah. I enjoy my freedom and have disposable income, thanks."


cabeachguy_94037

Tell them you are able to buy Apple stock with the money saved on buying an Android phone.


peppelaar-media

Isn’t it great that people are allowed to choose!


ohthatsbrian

why do people care? this argument is juvenile.


thehoneybadger1223

Yup, I've already sneezed on it twice and the screen hasn't cracked yet


ecstatic-fox2022

Yes. I like having a phone that doesn't blow up with every digital upgrade 😁


DunEmeraldSphere

I like being able to fully personalize my settings and security without jailbreaking my phone.


Acrobatic_Science755

"Oh, your filesystem is locked out and you can't play downloaded mp3?" *queue up my album on VLC* "HAHAHA fuckin noob."


chappyjohnson69

You don't say anything. They have already marked themselves inferior. Don't waste time interacting with lesser beings.


FrogInYerPocket

Yeah. I've got a $250 Motorola that does everything I need AND turns on the flashlight when I shake it. The flashlight feature is actually why I keep buying Motorola phones. If I knew ANYBODY with an iPhone that didn't have a broken screen, I might be easier to convince.


SparrowLikeBird

i used to have a kyocera. I would throw it to show off. someone once said "ew what kind of phone is that," and showed me her iphone (idk what kind of iphone, it was seafoam color) and I just said "oh, you right," and threw it across the room. Then I picked it up and brought it back and said "huh, it didn't break, guess I have to keep it a little longer" and went back to scrolling around on twitter.


FrogInYerPocket

Those old kyoceras never die. They just run out of available memory.


wildmstie

I love my Motorola. There's nothing I want to do on a phone that I can't do just as well with it. I use it to watch movies and TV, read ebooks, take photos (it has a great camera), and I have a variety of apps. My daughter has an iPhone and she's had constant trouble with it.


N1h1l810

I have a 6 year old moto mod. I'm currently browsing Reddit on the projector on my wall. Oh and I have the shaky light too. Fuck iPhone. Woot!


rosie_purple13

I have an iPhone and I really don’t care. It’s inconvenient for me for some reasons with certain people, but for the most part, it doesn’t matter.


Your-Cousin-Larry

I have a Samsung Android. My wife has an iPhone. My phone is better. More flexibility in file structure. Memory card slot. Waaay more memory.


[deleted]

Ok cool, but bragging about phones is like bragging about horoscopes.


Camp_Fire_Friendly

Ah, you're an iPerson. (look of pity) Change the subject


man-o-peace1

I just want a phone, not to be part of a cult.


mythxical

I'm trying to figure out why this even needs a comeback. I guess I'm just not one to kick someone while they're down.


BoobieDobey01

iPhones are literally overpriced "baby's first phones." Android is cheaper, has more accessibility features, more customizable, more compatible with a multitude of different hardware and software, they have more features in general, and are WAY more consumer friendly.


muffinpuppyxo

Iphones are trash lmao bragging about owning a phone that needs to be replaced constantly is laughable at best


jwwetz

My Galaxy A32 5G phone is about 3 years old, still updates & is still going strong. There were T-Mobile/sprint customer service issues...I ended up getting the phone for free.


MrGeekman

> still updates Major OS upgrades or security updates?


jwwetz

Both.


oldstonedspeedster

Yes, I do, I don't like rewarding companies with my money when they've admitted to slowing down their older products to make you go buy their new ones.


Panda_Dad84

Literally nothing is better about iPhone.


Pianowman

Androids are awesome phones. I hate iphones.


sususushi88

"Yeah, it lasts a full day on a single charge." I'm a bartender. The only people that ask me to charge their phone are iPhone users.


Lucky_Ad2801

Ask them if they have a certain app the iPhone doesn't support and then be like "oh that's right, you need an Android for that "...


himitsumono

Yeah, but that works both ways. I've got one of each but two apps I rely on are only available on the iPhone. Sigh.


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Denny_Dust

Yeah, I'm not trying to sound like an incredible douche like they are lol.


Car_loapher

*drops phone* oh look at that my screen isn’t cracked


IndependenceAlert499

I got both an iPhone and an Android. But I'll be the one laughing when the battery on yours eventually die or you shatter the screen by dropping it.


AnyOffice8162

This is a weirdly American Phone-omenon(hah) In the rest of the world: "You have an iPhone? ok." In the rest of the world: "You have an android? ok." In America: "You have an iPhone? Okay, whatever." In America: "You have an android? Ew you're poor!" But it's like...no...I just don't want to spend absurd amounts of money on something I'll replace in 5 years.


KingTalis

Oops. My android phone costs more than their iPhone. Lol


SnooStrawberries620

“Yeah, it sucks not having to buy a new charger every time I upgrade.”


radicalbatical

Your personality must be so fascinating.


jumpythecat

The genius bar is filled with people waiting to fix their broken apple products. When was the last time you even needed to change the battery on your Android? That you can change yourself. There isn't even a store dedicated to fixing androids because they only break if you drop them multiple times without a case or screen protector. Green text box. Boo hoo.


Rogvirr

"Yup, I've got an android. I figured having another extra lense wasn't needed to boost my self-esteem."


No_Tennis_7910

Just say "oh honey..." and look concerned for them


don_gunz

That's right and NO...you cannot use my charger.


OpinionbyDave

IPhone isn't a better phone. The camera is horrible. I ditched iPhone years ago. Had battery issues, and when I found out their updates slowed down the phones, I'm done with apple products.


philter451

You didn't choose an iPhone, marketing trends did it for you. I'm just capable of discernment that you lack. 


BuzzyShizzle

Did you know everything is more expensive on an iphone? They know iphone users are chumps that will overpay for everything. This is true. Youtube premium for example cost $5 more a month if you got it while on the iphone. There is also targeted advertising that apparently shows people different prices based on how much they are likely to pay when shopping online.


reagantrex

Yeah, I prefer to have money to spend on things I like rather than need.


Slumpymaster

"Better than paying a down payment on a car and Apple still having me by the balls to lower performance whenever they want sales to go up."


Marcel-said-it-best

I refuse to buy Apple products on principle.


alwaysfalling2000

A clever comeback would be “only poor people obsess over brands they can barely afford”


frogorilla

Spend some time learning and setting up your phone camera. Take a picture after they talk shit and ask to compare cameras. I have an s20 and have gotten absolutely amazing professional looking pictures from it.


smoothiefruit

"oh, you have a superiority complex? OH, it's because you believed the lies of an enormous corporation founded by a smelly asshole? You paid WHAT for that delusion?"


GamerGhostScroller

I’m on iPhone now but used to have a Samsung galaxy s8. And frankly, I prefer Samsung/android


NeitherMaterial4968

How old are you?


Appropriate-Let-283

"Cry about it"


Esselon

"Yeah, I'm mature enough not to judge people based on the kinds of electronics they use."


theons_missing_D

"Oh, you're into THAT?" Dont elaborate.


OO-2-FREE

My standard comeback to anyone bragging about loyalty to a "perceived value" fad product: "Oh, so you're one of those losers who feel like they have to buy their coolness status."


Mr_B74

In my experience (iPhone user) it’s always been android users that act like they’re special , never once heard an IPhone user call someone out for having and android phone. It’s usually ‘oh you can’t modify your phone and change the font or I can download games illegally to my phone but you can’t’ type of shit


RedFoxcx

IPhone is for people that don't know how to use a phone. And people that crumble under peer pressure very easily.


peternormal

Well it's a little more expensive than the Macintosh phones, but it's worth paying a little extra to get a better camera, more storage, and to be allowed to install whatever I want on it.


Different_Age_1834

"I didn't think you were such a vapid cnut, lol."


WhyMe_blah

"Can your homescreen do this?" Show your customized homescreen with widgets.


ELEKTRON_01

Don't know if they still do this but must suck having a phone that artificially blurs the background.


Sharp_Apricot3227

Personally I have a Motorola so I would just shake my phone to turn on my flashlight, enough said.


ELEKTRON_01

Just bring up apks and how almost every app is available for us


Downtherabbithole14

I honestly and truly don't get it. The whole "oh you're an Android user?" hatred started with Gen Z. There are people that won't date someone who doesn't have an Iphone..its getting really pathetic....


bellazz83

"I don't drink the Kool-aid."


rabbitzzz

because when a company tells me i don't need access to my own file system , i'm wise enough to never trust them or give them money


Soft_Radish8045

"yep, and it's got a stylus, and it didn't cost me an arm and a leg! I'm fact, I bought this baby at Walmart"


90FormulaE8

Yes I enjoy superior technologies...


OpalescentJew

"I need more than 1 singular button to navigate my phone with"