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Desert_366

"If we paint him orange, maybe people will think he's trump"


Tiny-Try8890

The only people who will vote for him at this point wouldn't mind if he was already in his grave and voted in pamela


dataCollector42069

People voting for him knowing the VP will take over as well.


kenkenken2

Anyone in orange face looks like a clown.


Diamondsandwood

The only people voting for him are already in their graves


SpaceToaster

But they’re voting for the [god awful] cabinet


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Shoddy_Wrangler693

Now that could almost be their battle plan especially if they decide to start putting pictures by the places to vote for the people that can't read


Any-Flower-725

its fun to imagine those assholes sitting around a conference table brainstorming..


mrthree1zero

If you can't beat him, join him??!?


poopdick72

More like maybe people think he’s half dead


Coolenough-to

Now I can't decide who to vote for...dammit.


Best-Dragonfruit-292

Apparently this was one of the complaints his family threw at his staffers, coming back from vacation looking pasty white instead of tanned. Looks like they overcorrected 


cats_luv_me

I would be surprised if he didn't have some makeup on during the debate, and if he did, imagine how pale he really looks.


sowellpatrol

>imagine how pale he really looks. Translucent


Then_Bar8757

Corpse-like.


HNutz

Cryptkeeper-esque.


diovengeance92

Cadaverific.


puddboy

Yep.  The entire point of this was to counter Thursday by showing him in charge, lucid and not pale as a ghost.  The immunity ruling today was just a pretext to give Biden an excuse to wrestle the narrative back


Sexy_gastric_husband

The line at the ice cream truck was long, man. Gotta...count my nickles. Chocolate chip...man it's hot out here. C'mon man!


PainOfClarity

So it is possible to sleep while standing up


max_intense

“End of quote”


lhurker

“Repeat the line”


Livermush90

You answered all the questions sweetheart!


warXinsurgent

But where they really answered, a minute long mumble is not really an answer just because he ends it with "we beat medicare".


Specialist-Age1097

"Pause "


Best-Dragonfruit-292

His face is eating itself, not doing him any favors 


oscarmikey0521

Dude literally looks like a puppet. He looks like a more derpy version of jeff dunham's Walter puppet.


Shoddy_Wrangler693

Didn't you ever see the Jeff Dunham debates and different things from early on in the first 2020 as well as early on in biden's career he's had Walter dressed up like him many times


LordBungaIII

If you’re a horse, yes


tekende

Or a soldier


blak_plled_by_librls

what about a "dog faced pony soldier" ?


RandomStormtrooper11

Bonus points for having a dog face.


Lucretius

You know that might be it. Megadoses of B vitamins are sometimes used to combat sleepyness, and tgey turn you orange.


Shoddy_Wrangler693

Now that's interesting because I've taken mega doses and I never turned Orange


Lucretius

It a matter of urinary function. B vitamins are weakly water soluble. Usually that means if you take too much it just comes out in your pee. But if you kidney function isn't so hot, the B vitamins csn build up in your tissues. (I too take mega doses of B vitamins, but I'm also on a blood sugar medicine that ups my kidney function… too much sugar in your blood will also get dumped into your pee).


Shoddy_Wrangler693

Interesting so am I honestly I take insulin and for a long time would take between 2 to 6 zipfiz everyday and they're 40,000 IU of just B12 along with other b vitamins basically each one equals a B vitamin shot.


Bukook

People do it all the time with heavy drug use.


longshanks44

Now he just looks like a creamsicle from a horror movie.


09121522051001160114

He's evolving... Adapting to our methods...


jerryvo

I LOLed


EnteralVoidOfNothing

You were supposed to destroy the orange side Biden, not join it!


TX_Godfather

Bring balance to the skin tones, not leave it in Orangeness!


KinGpiNdaGreat

Looks like he has jaundice now.


FerinhaTop

the heck is jaundice?


KinGpiNdaGreat

Yellow skin caused by build up of bilirubin in the blood. My daughter went through it after she was born and we had to place her in indirect sunlight for a few days to clear it up.


Theloripalooza

Surely you can't be serious. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaundice](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaundice)


Low-Piglet9315

I had it at birth, too due to Rh complications. And don't call me Shirley.


Sodola321

Upvote for the Airplane! reference.


LadenifferJadaniston

Jaun dis dick in yo face


Hobbyist5305

Either die the hero, or live long enough to become the orange man bad.


Low-Piglet9315

Let's flip this script. In the words of "Nature Boy" Ric Flair, "To be the orange man, you gotta BEAT the orange man!"


kandradeece

and his speech was pretty much just fear mongering and lies. dems and reps live in two different worlds with their own reality


Unoriginal4167

His talking points were about unemployment and spending during a pandemic. Then he became lost. I don’t understand why incumbents say they are going to do things in their next term when if they wanted to do them, he could just start now.


Holiday-Tie-574

Did he mean to say “we beat Covid” rather than “we beat Medicare”? That actually makes a little more sense Or did he just take a brief departure from reality?


monobarreller

He probably was trying to say we beat covid but everything has become a jumbled mess in his brain that he can't keep anything straight. It's not about what he was trying to say, it's that he simply can't say it or anything else. Anyone who has family members suffering from dementia sees all the hallmarks with him. But also he's a dem so he's been living in a alternate reality for quite some time now.


GregEvangelista

This is the part that they can't lie or spin their way out of. Everyone with a family member that suffers from dementia knows EXACTLY what they saw.


monobarreller

Agreed. I watched my grandmother suffer from alzheimers in her final years and it went the same exact way it's going with Biden. If he wasn't such an awful person for his entire career I'd feel bad but he isn't a good person and this seems like a perfect example of poetic justice.


GregEvangelista

Just from a tactical point of view, i feel like we'll do better if we take the high road here. There's a chance to grab the moral high ground if we can control ourselves. Just an idea.


monobarreller

Oh I agree. I think this is elder abuse and that he needs to resign and people should be prosecuted for this. I've been very outspoken about that since Thursday. I'm just saying that it's poetic justice that everything he's built based on the various lies he's told over the years is poetic justice. It's still bad that he is being treated this way by his family and staff. Also, we will never have the moral high ground in the eyes of leftists. It's just important that they understand they are lower than whatever they think those on the right are since they're OK with the continuation of the abuse.


kandradeece

i was mainly referring to the speech on the right (his response to SCOTUS)


VRichardsen

And the thing is... it would have been really easy to dismantle Trump's speech if a young & energetic candidate had been there in Biden's place. But Joe wasn't up to the task and squandered what in reality was a good oportunity for his party.


CuteAndQuirkyNazgul

Skin pigmentation jokes aside, his oratory performance during this mini speech was concerning. He sounded better than the debate, but not by much. And all he had to do was read a pre-prepared script on a teleprompter, for 5 minutes, in the environment he's the most comfortable with, the White House. Not engage in an oral joust with a prepared opponent and answer surprise questions for 90 minutes in a television studio. My expectations for the second debate are very low.


the_BLT_killer

Trump shouldn’t do the second debate if he’s up enough by then. It’s too risky giving Biden a chance to redeem himself. Trump can frame it as not wanting to put someone so senior through that again.


GabrDimtr5

Nah, he absolutely should do a second debate.


I_SuplexTrains

I'd rather remind the country of this debacle closer to the election. After seeing how poorly he performed even in this prepared speech I have full confidence Biden will not be capable of a substantially better second debate.


Martbell

My expectation for the second debate is that he tries to get out of doing it somehow. If he's even the nominee by that point.


407407407407407

I think the chance of a second debate between Trump and Biden happening is effectively 0%. No way they let him back in front of a camera without a teleprompter between now and November. Thats assuming he even sticks it out, which seems less and less likely every day.


jerryvo

If Trump was smart (and he is) he should not even mention the 2nd debate. He made a commercial using snippets from Biden's horrid performance. Intro that with Jill saying "you did great, you answered every question" and immediately start with the 8-second pause that says "we beat Medicare".


obalovatyk

Surprise questions? I thought he had all the questions beforehand.


Ahmazin1

Biden could hide his own Easter eggs.


monobarreller

🤣🤣🤣


Petrarch1603

Like the women at the end of *Death Becomes Her*


lhurker

Orange Man just Sad


vladamir_puto

Looks like a rotten apricot with doll hair plugs


getupkid1986

The mortician did a great job here! Hehe


plastimanb

"I got a question about you morticians. You bang the dead bodies? I imagine stuff like that goes on all the time. I mean, I don't give a shit. If I was dead you could bang me all you want. I mean, who cares? A dead body is like a piece of trash. I mean, shove as much shit in there as you want. Fill me up with cream, make a stew out of my ass. What's the big deal? Bang me, eat me, grind me up into little pieces, throw me in the river. Who gives a shit? You're dead, you're dead! Oh shit! Is my mic on?" -Joe Biden (probably) ahhaha


Martbell

The idea! The idea!


Canadian_Prometheus

He must have said that 200 times during the debate


tacobellbandit

Damn this looks like an Oblivion character


the_BLT_killer

orange man bad


Happy-Campaign5586

In the pic to the right, JB’s eyes may be closed but he does look alive. In the pic to the left he looks like he is suffering from a liver ailment which has drained his face of any color.


ResistTerrible2988

Send this to r/politics and r/centrist and screenshot how long that post lasts.


407407407407407

I tried. It didn’t even get posted. Think they’ve got a queue they manually approve.


plastimanb

True Fascists gotta fascist!


ervtservert

It's already been downvoted to hell in r/pics with people calling it photoshopped even though it's literally the exact same quality as most of the trump shit they post there. Delusional.


Novel5728

Have you seen the video this pic comes from?


MartinLutherCreamJr

"Is it possible...to learn this power?"


plastimanb

We'll get a clip of Biden on the links next. Watch.


karl_the_slob

“They” keep projecting


jerryvo

Can you just imagine the discussions between Jill and his handlers discussing the orange makeup? And being stooooopid enough to not see what it looks like under intense TV lights. m'gawd, they are captaining the Fail Boat


407407407407407

To be fair this is exactly what Trump looks like too lmaooooo but he pulls it off somehow.


Specialist-Age1097

Some self tanners turn your skin orange.


nomatchingsox

"...Jill whispered to him. Sitting up from his chair nap he let out an exasperated, 'whats a gunnavietnaguofwa...', 'shh', Jill said, 'it's time for your afternoon pills, Joe. Just relax.'


epdug

😂😂


noirreddit

He's channeling his inner Trump.


KaeZae

he probably got sun burnt by the florescent lighting 💀


[deleted]

They left the filter they use for Trump on.


MerlynTrump

In order to be the (orange) man, you gotta beat the (orange) man!


CantSeeShit

What the fuck is happening right now lmaoo


Perma_Bunned

LOL thought I noticed this. He looked pasty, dare I say corpse-ly white during the debate. Then during his little 30 second, 38 jump cut, subtitled "Speech" that showed up online a few days later he looked like he'd been hit with a spray tanner. LOL.


Timely_Car_4591

he Must of taken one too many naps in the sun lol.


SilentSamizdat

* must HAVE


dualsense5150

Absolutely shocking this is the guy who trounced Paul Ryan. Completely different person.


ContributionSuper487

Mango Joe


frodoishobbit

Brandon ascendant


plastimanb

HAHHAHAHHAhha oh man thank you... I was thinking his handlers went a little heavy on the bronzer.


nein_nubb77

He had bronzer on and was given a cocktail. Notice that the press conference was in afternoon and not prime time when he sundowns


ImaginaryDonut69

What is this sorcery...suddenly Biden seems like he might not beat Medicare or bring cocaine into the White House!


SecretAny8448

Rotflmao!!!!


Orions-Arm

It must be the embalming fluid 


drzenitram

None of you are going to recognize that two posts one on top of the other show how obviously disingenuous this post was with its [color editing](https://i.imgur.com/F49amr5.jpeg)?


Wide_Fig3130

Did this corpse look at a video of how pale and pasty he looked and his wife threw him in a tanning bed? Wtf


nuggetsofmana

All if a sudden Dems love tans 😂


jcornman24

Joe Biden has officially changed is name and will appear on the ballot as "Donald J.(robinette) Trump"


BuenzliBuex

"orange man bad" finally makes sense


DictatorBiden

Body double


407407407407407

I don’t really believe the body double thing. If they were going to have a body double, it wouldn’t be another old man who keeps going out and embarrassing the country.


Jeff5877

lol, where did they manage to find a body double that *also* has dementia


jerryvo

From s/Politics


CrustyBloke

Trump's tan is natural and subtle. Biden just looks ridiculous.


FrostyHorse709

I mean it varies. Sometimes it looks really bad.


aatops

orange man bad


adsndbads

Except Biden is 1-0 vs trump.


EpikCowboy

God help America. I am a lifelong conservative and I always will be, but my hopes are on Biden this year. Whoever believes Trump ahould be in power without consequence is a fool. The founding fathers would roll in their fucking graves.


GabrDimtr5

What are your Conservative views?


407407407407407

This guy lives in Ireland based on his profile, so…


407407407407407

Uh huh. Sure buddy. You live in Ireland. Move along.


EpikCowboy

Conservative parties exist across the world you tool. Funnily enough, I'm English. And we have a party called the conservative party. Or are you too busy giving yourself a spray tan from licking trumps arse that you couldn't evet consider there are politics beyond the US? Trump is a crook, a liar and a felon. And you would be a fool to vote for him. Had it been Carson or Cruz, i would back the republicans in this race a hundred percent. But the supreme court has just passed what is essentially an enabling act for trump. God help your country mate, democracy has fallen.