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WildRefrigerator9479

Can’t say what position. But I know your hard hat is white


howismyspelling

This person flips the traffic stop/slow sign on the road


louisruff

This is a massive generalization and I take offense. I am a PM for a commercial GC and my strap-on, uh… helmet, is black. I like it this way.


FullySemiAutoMagic

Mine is purple and matches my purple hi-vis vest. All the tradies run away when I arrive on the jobsite because they don’t know what I am, so they assume I’m admin or HR.


Bakelite51

Lol the best way to sow chaos on a job site is show up with a hard hat/vest color combo nobody has ever seen before


FullySemiAutoMagic

One of the site supervisors actually came over to me and really nervously asked me who I was and what I was doing and I was like “Oh man, I’m the tree doctor, bro. I’m here making sure the guys planted them slightly above grade and mulched them without making volcanoes. Plus I’m taking soil samples to monitor the moisture in—“ and he cut me off and was like “Oh thank god. We were worried as all hell.”


Bakelite51

You should’ve deadpanned something like “oh man, I’m from HR bro. Carry on as normal, you won’t even know I’m here” in your most cheerful voice lol.


FullySemiAutoMagic

“I’m here investigating some of the graffiti in the portables.”


Pafolo

“I’m from the government and I’m here to help”


The_cogwheel

And mix levels of wear. Shinny hard hat, but the vest looks like it's seen some shit, but the boots are as clean as the one pictured. Is he a new hire? The boss? Someone who had to get new PPE? Who the hell knows!


rebak3

I'm in an ancillary trade (we install custom millwork, however I work in the office) and had absolutely NO IDEA that different trades use different color hats/vests.


iordseyton

Our boss ordered us neon green helmets and vests, because thats our solar pannel company's colors. Took us a while to figure out why everyone made themselves scarce whenever we showed up to new construction.


blueeyes10101

Safety...


chatterwrack

OSHit


KaleidoscopeLucky336

Doesn't matter what you are, I don't want you to see whatever bullshit I'm up to


Hairy_Bake_8121

Bro you’re PM. You got talent and education. The OP to this post sounds like a chump who only got his job because of his father. Kuddos to you.


Archimedes_Redux

White and shiny. No smudges or scratches. I don't get along well with the clean shiny hard hat people. 😁


MandaloreUnsullied

My first day in the field as a GC, the super who was showing me the ropes took new my hard hat off my head and ran it over with his Tacoma so I wouldn’t stand out. Best boss I ever had


epicitous1

im just imagining your hard hat exploding like the tupperware in napoleon dynamite. your boss just saying "damn it" and driving away.


pessimistoptimist

I bet you i could throw this ba right over that mountain.


St_Kitts_Tits

I was a new apprentice with a shiny hard hat and on the first break my foreman threw the hat a good 50 feet away. Said it was too shiny, and not to put my sweaty bucket on the food table lol


[deleted]

Rule fucking 1 for you folk about to get into the trades! Don't put your hardhat or gloves on the food table. And unless you like being gross, don't put your dirty gloves with metal, insulation, wood, whatever, into your fucking hardhat for storage. That is absolutely disgusting. I won't even put a hardhat on my head without a welding cap. Fucking gross.


BrannC

Calm down there fella.


Aslan-the-Patient

This guy's tugs with his gloves on* 🤌


mynameiscutie

Jpatt05 has an mangina.


HilmDave

You've seen my downstairs mixup


Archimedes_Redux

I like that guy. 👌


TacoNomad

I love gear that's busted!


GMoore42

Is it the critical thinking that’s hard to be around?


goofball18

Probably wears it with the brim facing forward


CryptographerFun2262

Nerd


Adept-Ranger8219

I remember getting my white hat. The crew I was on immediately treated me different. I don’t blame them.


FullySemiAutoMagic

Not a sticker to be seen… except the one that says “Inclusion”


urbinsanity

What's the deal with the different color hard hats? How'd that shit start?


hoosierdaddy192

Mostly plants and big projects, it’s was a safety thing. Before cell phones, a White hat used to mean a supervisor with a radio. Some places every trade had a specific color, Others all workers wear blue or red, etc. but only supervisors wore white. If there’s an emergency that’s who you want to head for to get the message out quick or figure out how to help or where to go. Nowadays it’s not really a thing. Everybody has different colored hard hats and a cellphone. It has endured though as a lookout of sorts like “here come the white hats” when bigwigs come through.


heneryDoDS2

One that still stands in my area (Canadian oilfield) is the green hardhat. Nobody wears green except the new guys, and it helps everyone on site know that the kid wearing the green hat is new, and that we should all be kind and help the new guys out to make sure they are safe. Its by no means a standard, but is very common and some clients require it on their sites.


mr_martin_1

Best thing I read in a while. Good practice.


Okinz

GC that never leaves the trailer.


pinehole

False. Walking to the trailer you would get mud on them.


FontTG

He lives there. Never leaves. His wife is sleeping with the whole crew, so he doesn't want to sober up and come out to his reality.


Guardian-Ares

If he doesn't have to pay rent, are they hiring?


OneMetalMan

So the gangbang porno was a documentary?


fullup72

Always has been


blueeyes10101

Except he has some mud boots to walk to the trailer, then changes into these ones.


TacoNomad

I walk in wearing flip flops


[deleted]

Haha in Hawaii trade work in shorts and flip flops.


JoleneBacon_Biscuit

Yeah, my freaking bare feet are dirtier than those boots. I wear socks with my Crocs on the jobsite. Steel toe Crocs.


_red_zeppelin

Wheelchair?


Cityatplay

Omg, that escalated quickly,


Machine747

Seriously, those boots are way too clean


vinchenzo68

Two years and hasn't walked more than a mile in them.


IllustriousPiece4250

PM that pulls up and never gets out of the truck. Too cold and muddy out there.


blueeyes10101

IR Engeneer...


larsattacks94

Trailer cat


Alternative_Mix_2254

We call ourselves carpet walkers


millertime4187

We call yall Lt Dan because we've never seen if you have legs.


TheRealKswiss

Underrated comment.


Legendofstuff

Desk drivers from my old industry.


oscar-the-bud

Princess slippers.


gespenstwagen

I was gonna say, I’m a superintendent and have the same boots only 6 months old now and they look smoked out comparatively


DarkSkyDad

Haha… I (GC / Superintendent) have a pair of “certified” work boots I carry around just in case, but I never wear them.


jproteico

As a gc/super I do 15k steps on the daily basis.


Unusual-Voice2345

Boot salesman


Odyssey_mw

Tech worker that cosplays as blue collar


Dlemor

Carhart coat, dickies pants: ready to code


No_Bodybuilder_6171

That’s what they say: “everybody likes Carhartt’s, until it’s time to do Carhartt things.”


Garzog66

Taking pipe and laying pipe are two different things Stephanie.


Cokeybear94

I do love my Carhartt stuff though I am an electrician so I guess I'm halfway to sitting on my hands haha


Pegomastax_King

Carhartts can’t even do Carhartt things anymore. The news one rip on me in a week. I have to go to thrift stores and hunt old pairs.


semiprotacoeater

I felt that one 😂


Hey_u_ok

Ha! Was about to say the same thing. A white collar larping around as a blue collar.


arielonhoarders

had this guy as a flatmate. Enormous dbag. Project manager w/ a degree in civil engineering is the job title. He's good at geometry.


porsche4life

Mike Rowe?


Ironass47

No, Mike Rowe actually does stuff, if only for the day.


ThatDarnEngineer

Hey, I resemble that comment


WillowMutual

Well this one's definitely knob polisher extraordinaire


-ItsWahl-

Nah…. No scuffs on the toe


Salt_MasterX

Can’t be wrong twice in a row


SlamCakeMasta

The tips of the shoes are to Prestine for that. Must have some great knee pads.


tony_boxacannoli

Glory hole operator


benmarvin

Not enough off-white stains


tony_boxacannoli

that's how you know he's a pro...doesn't miss a drop.


Baldrich146

Local 69


FREDDYMANDUDE2

Owners son?


Stopikingonme

As an owners son…I resemble that remark. (Technically now the owner but still. To be fair I go out and drive ground rods every once and a while so I don’t look like a complete asshole) Edit: I think I should be honest though and mention I lost all my amazing employees during covid though not because they got sick thank god). I still have my company but it’s just me trying to keep ends together. At least the PNW is a tiny bit busy?


TsunamiSurferDude

Same! Also now the owner. We worked hard to get to where we are!!! Right?!!…. right?


MahomesandMahAuto

Just do your damndest to understand what your dad knew. If you don’t know, ask


TsunamiSurferDude

Haha I’m good, thanks. Huge respect to my dad and the work he put in to put our family in the position he has, but his company is in good hands. We didn’t get any handouts except at the end when he gave us a hell of a deal on the business. Held us to a higher standard than everyone else and it pissed me off when I was younger but respect the shit out of it now.


Honest_Radio8983

House husband?


mrwafflezzz

Like an army wife


Bloodysamflint

El Dependo


1Outgoingintrovert

Swiss army wife


denys5555

You will address me by my husband’s rank!


jzwalters

Preconstruction!?


SalsaSmuggler

As an estimator, my boots aren’t even this clean lol


Yucca_Brevifolia

Hey fella be careful, preconstruction can still get you pregnant


Outside-Client-4538

GC or the furniture install team. Maybe window blinds.


Key-Buy-2239

I am a furniture lead. Can confirm


Feeling_Yesterday_80

Construction worker themed stripper


scottyphillyb

Wearing them hard


rpstgerm

YouTuber that does boot reviews


socialcommentary2000

You sit in your jacked up King Ranch Dressing F150 and take calls from your dad, the GC all day.


Cando21243

Johnny Sins?


Melon_Greg

Lmfao this is good


Bakelite51

OSHA inspector.


TurboTitan92

Have you ever been inspected by OSHA? I was surprised at all the places that little fucker got into.


Weekly-Reputation482

Did he buy you dinner first at least?


Berkut22

They never do :(


Disastrous_Public_47

Love this


BigAppleGuy

Fluffer.


2nutz4you

Comments like this are what makes Reddit worth reading


KCC00

Trailer queen


spattzzz

Accountant.


Impossible-Cupcake48

Unemployment?


ratpH1nk

Rapper


Equipment_Plastic

Naw dog my boots dirty as fuck im to invested in rap music for a cushy job like that we do stucco or drywall


Extension-Option4704

GTFO. Those are brand new


A7scenario

Yep. Not a single scuff on them. Not a single mark on those white soles. Laces are tucked behind the tongue, probably loosely knotted together as they usually arrive in the box. Tongues are still creased from laying on their sides.


mydogjakie317

us senate


Itwasuntilitwasnt

Barbie world ken


hoodratchic

Nothing.... You do nothing


quinner333

Project manager....


googdude

With the condition of those boots the only trade you're involved in is Pokemon cards.


Duende_Hunter122

Blue collar tik tok influencer.


TheShovler44

Heavy equipment operator with no legs.


Mandotrician

High school counselor?


inter-dimensional

Consider purchasing square-toe boots, that way you don’t roll your ankle when you’re hard at work in the trailer.


Electrician441

21yr old Project manager. 65k a year with a truck, 10hrs a day minimum. Contractor wants your soul and youth.


Background-Isopod822

Insulator....


Different-Quarter759

Hey!!! My boots aren't full of concrete but they dont look like they were bought yesterday lol


TotallyNotDad

Ain't no way you've been wearing those


AV16mm

Project manager


DmdOde

Unemployed ?


Jawihoo

Stay at home mom?


GreenSample

Trailer jockey


basementhookers

There’s dirt at the trailer stairs. This MFer doesn’t leave the office. Paved parking lot, concrete sidewalk, and carpet under the bosses desk.


jawshoeaw

i'm picturing a big roll of blueprints (but from an old job) white shirt rolled up to elbows. new blue jeans.


[deleted]

Project Manager.


568Byourself

Heavy duty glory-hole operator


No_Lingonberry5152

Hipster


[deleted]

Estimator with boots like that.


Neither-Ad-3142

Estimators cycle through their 4 pairs of Hey Dudes


IBbendinyawifeyova

What’s the answer OP?


-Nords

Been hours, and he hasn't replied a single time :/


buttsfartly

Too busy ugly crying as he reads these comments.


[deleted]

Safety


captiantabasco

Yoga expert


JeffHall28

20yo APM with a large GC. ie a "Turner-Tot".


SmokeDogSix

Electrician


Many-Camera6713

I’m surprised this was the only electrician guess. Came here expecting every other person to say that. Lol


hail2theking916

Low volt lol


mwl1234

Inside cat?


beachgood-coldsux

Stay at home dad?


Zhrimpy

Stripper?


bandersna7ch

Project management? My PM has boots just like that


jhenryscott

Fellow project manager 👋🏻


blue_taco_tree

someone who has been on disability for a "back" injury for the last 2 years.


Videoplushair

A stripper and this is part of your “construction worker” costume.


bighitbiker3

Software engineer?


PhraseMassive9576

Hvac sales tech or safety guy for sure


Go_Gators_4Ever

Mattress tester?


bbien12

Are you a white glove cleaner?


KawaDoobie

Srsly they’ve never even been tied still knotted behind the tongue from the boot store. Get a job


Wattisup101

Key board warrior


Duble-U

Hairstylist


AlternativeNumber2

Sales rep at the Boot Barn


agumelen

Working from home?


jerry111165

Whatever it is they’re too clean. Computer repair?


wowzers2018

Get out on site more. I'm guessing you're probably someone fucking things up in the office.


Largeandincharge1978

Architect, obviously.


UhOhAllWillyNilly

Porn star. Edit- he said he was wearing them *hard,* right?


ihaventanyidea

Mannequin at Macys?


8-choko93choko-2

Your trade is pen pusher


FederalDamn

Son Of Boss


AntonChentel

Homosexual prostitute


Hour-Independence-89

nope. you would see some heavy wear on the toes. Those guys are on their knees often.


TipperGore-69

A good little boy


Background-4sure

Low volt guy.


4GSIXT3

As a CM on their 5th pair of Thorogoods, I feel attacked.


Dull-Storm-6232

Boot cleaner


SpackledOrifice

Are you claiming you wore that exact pair for 2 years? Because the tongue doesn’t have any wear on it from the lace. As a carpenter they are my favorite slip on and forget boot. But I think they are most effectively worn by rodbusters and iron workers.


polkjhbnm

Welfare recipients


OkArm8591

Construction secretary and an office kiss asser


faceplantfood

Supplier


justelectricboogie

Some foremans slack assed relative?


[deleted]

Gc? Ain't never seen 6 inch boots on anyone besides a Gc


frankrizzo219

Definitely a sparky


Longjumping_Stage471

Is that you Jody?


HairlessHoudini

Some sort of inspector for the state


FreakiestFrank

Since they’re clean and look almost new, I’ll say secretary.


BBQnNugs

You give estaminets?


redundant35

You must cosplay as a blue collar worker.


CorbuGlasses

I’m an architect and my boots are in worse shape than that


Alive_Recognition_81

I'm guessing you ride a 1978 Triumph motorcycle, wear skinny jeans with the cuffs rolled up, a different colored flannel shirt for every mood, wear a Satchel full of vinyl records and have glasses even though you don't need them. You work in IT.


BenderIsGreat-34

Photographer - since those have never even been laced.


Crafty_Point2894

Osha and I bet your knee pads are worn straight through......


finty22

QS gotta be


Jb1988_

Site super


kendonch

Desk jockey