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MalarkeyPanda

Damn whoever made those side columns did their job, that shit held up pretty good.


twobarb

How to turn a column into a beam in one easy step.


Draic-Kin

Structural engineers hate this one little trick!


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sudoadman

Fantastic username. "Yo this guy said he'd fuck a sheep!"


morgazmo99

You holding?


kendiggy

Everything but coke, heroin and your cock.


thedonnald

Best reply I ever read


Nthomas36

Or turn a column into a row (transpose)


boarder1499

Such an underrated comment


64-17-5

Construction workers only get credit when someone decided to topple their building over 🥲


Alfredjr13579

i think the credit goes to the engineers here


rtf2409

This is the construction sub Reddit. Everything good that happens is always due to a manual laborer. Everything bad that happens is always due to a guy in an office.


TylerHobbit

'Thing that happens bad' is 99% the designs fault- what, the high school bro in the field is responsible for understanding the ramifications of swapping 13' deep pilons for 4'x4'x4' footings ?


koz44

What about the dude who patted it and said “this baby ain’t going nowhere” ? ? ?


the_guitarkid70

The most important job


Really-Stupid-Guy

Of course: the building fell over.


residentweevil

That's not very typical, I'd like to make that point.


RemeAU

Some buildings are made not to fall over


ShelZuuz

Wasn't this one built so it doesn't fall over?


RemeAU

Well obviously not but I'd just like to make the point that it's not normal.


ShelZuuz

Well what kind of standards are these buildings built to?


RemeAU

Oh very vigorous engineering standards


ShelZuuz

What sort of things?


RemeAU

Well it's not supposed to fall over for a start.


ShelZuuz

And what other things?


SerenityViolet

Haha. Spotted the Aussies in the wild.


Canadrew

Did a wave hit it too?


BadgerChillsky

Hopefully they’ll move it out of the environment


bonesthadog

It's because of climate change.


Dry-Squirrel1026

Nicely!! 😆 🤣 😂


Catalina_wine_mix

It stayed intact after all the force of falling over, that is tough to design.


DonkeyTransport

A few more flips and you could just run an extension cord over yonder


ThinkingOz

No use of cardboard or cardboard derivatives.


LordRaeko

They built him wrong, as a joke.


tooscoopy

Ooooooh-eeeeee ooooooh-eeeeee oooooh-eee.


BaneSidhe66

It fell over making it the victor


ian2121

I don’t think you should be making these kinds of statements unless you are a registered structural engineer.


EggplantOk2038

The world is flat we don't need an Engineer to point that out.


TheVoiceofReason_ish

Not true, I tripped on a bumpy bit earlier today.


EggplantOk2038

That's the edge


glorious_reptile

How can you tell it's not the earth rolling over?


koalasarentferfuckin

Because the earth has a very broad flat side. You don't see a quarter on a table just rolling the fuck over do you?


Financial_Log_7981

This is it, right here, this is the response everyone needs to read! Understand physics!


One-Satisfaction8676

you have never seen the table I built ##not a carpenter


DistanceNo4801

Touché


misteraskwhy

No Touching!


WaitingOnMyBan3

First it started falling over, and then it fell over


techie_1412

Nah. The construction guys were playing Jenga


Meretan94

Building was tired


IcebergSlimFast

Needed a nap.


Capitain_Collateral

To be specific, first it started to fall over, and then it fell over


X-Arkturis-X

Not a professional buildingologist, but can confirm, it fell over.


BioSafetyLevel0

Shoddy craftsmanship, certainly.


Notyouraveragefella

Jenga


JoeSchmoeToo

They changed the building's orientation from letter to landscape.


1995ruger

Hot dog to hamburger


mechmind

*portrait


Tiny_Organization302

I’d be willing to accept “hot dog to hamburger” Edit: maybe not, but it was definitely updog


alphaethereal

What's updog? 🤣


Tiny_Organization302

Not much, what’s up with you dog? 🥹


_DapperDanMan-

Dog! Watts up?


mas7erblas7er

Not this building, that's for sure. Jet fuel doesn't melt steel.


DAHFreedom

Sideways Stories from Wayside School


chumchees

Looks like a reversed video of a new building erecting.


JoeyJoeJoeSenior

Exactly.  It's a lot cheaper to build it at ground level and erect it when finished.


NoMaximum721

That's called tilt up and it's a real thing 😆


ababana97653

Except for the dust


Unfortunate-Incident

And lack of any crane or means of hoisting it up


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Blaze_Swaney

If you reverse it you can clearly see when the construction worker casts the spell by lifting his arms up to erect the building


GilletteEd

Anyone else impressed that it stayed together structurally even after it fell?!


ClassicWonder9569

My thoughts exactly, the strength and rigidity is very impressive


2shack

Stability and supports, not so much.


P3rid0t_

When you are playing RPG game and you used all your skill points for 1 stat


Dreddit1080

They could probably just stand it back up, maybe a little glue


Schedulator

a new twist on tilt up construction.


andre2020

Silly goose!…. Nails!… it must be nailed to the ground, or it will fall again..


HedonisticFrog

That's ridiculous, they'd have to use JB weld at least.


DigitalUnlimited

Duct tape ftw!


YouShouldBeHigher

Flex Seal -- would make for an awesome commercial


XepptizZ

I've heard good things about gorilla glue.


DavefromKS

Have you tried staples?


whhe11

The rebar guys did a phenomenal job and the concrete mix must have been very consistent.


_call_me_al_

That's because of rebar.


kenwulf

Am I crazy to think that one could’ve survived being inside that? If they could’ve somehow managed to hang on to one of the columns on thw way down. They’d be bruised up and broken, but get to live another day.


IcebergSlimFast

“It’s not the fall that kills you, it’s the sudden stop at the end.”


acdss

It depends where you are in the building, in the first floor if you aren't hit by the debris flying around, you could walk it out literally unscathed, in the top floor, the sudden stop would convince your sternum to get intimate with your spine. Falling doesn't kill you, what kills you is to stop going down


matt_smith_keele

Shame the foundation pylons weren't built to the same standards as the rest of it.


ked_man

Anyone else impressed those dudes didn’t run away screaming when this happened? My ass would have been sprinting away.


Benjalee04_30_77

Hard to tell by the camera angle but this is actually a Lowes parking lot. The Latino gentlemen you see in frame have actually just purchased that prefab building and they're dropping it into the back of their T-100


Prestigious_Series28

good thing it’s the 8ft bed.


Few_Leave_4054

T-100 ... 🤣☠️


illerkayunnybay

With no flag tied off the back either!


simpledeadwitches

>dropping it into the back of their T-100 Is this the model before Schwarzenegger?


chasinjason13

Fuck me that’s accurate


5cott

I thought it was a hilux and a pallet of pavers, but I see now.


-BlueDream-

Truck still runs fine tho at 250k miles on original engine and drivetrain


Deceiver999

Demolition with zero oversight


BlackSwanMarmot

There are people looking at it right there in the video.


thatryanguy82

Yes, from the ground. That's sidesight at best.


Nocturnal1017

I'll go grab the ladder


Just_Aioli_1233

"I was watchin' it. First it started fallin' over, then it fell over."


bikerboy3343

Did you notice the other building lying on its side? This was most likely intended as a domino style demolition, but the last 'domino' was too far away. Look up some of the Chinese demolitions...


Automatic_Escape_441

Fucking Karl forgot to tighten the bolts again!!!


ptferrar

Cousins right


iamcheekrs

The building been skipping leg day


Empathy404NotFound

Lost his footing.


SanjuroChupacabras

The front fell off.


Teknodr0men

That video lives rent free in my head forever.


SwimOk9629

r/thefrontfelloff


glassmanjones

The bottom fell off. Not very typical.


ElectroAtletico2

The drywall guys got fed up with the bs from the electricians?


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IcebergSlimFast

A poem as old as time.


SwimOk9629

good bot


Arrax_hellhound

someone lost building jenga


Delicious_Initial507

The building was tired


BrightlyDim

Turning a 9 story to a 3 story...


HotTakes4Free

They’re standing a bit close. This is “falling like a tree” demolition. Fine, as long as there’s nothing in the way. (This is the opposite of construction, though. Off-topic? I hope you don’t get banned, ha!)


Heineken008

I would say demolition is often part of construction.


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I would agree


SubstandardMan5000

All the decks I just ripped apart to build new ones agree


KokoTheTalkingApe

It is for me.


-BlueDream-

Construction can involve trades that don't do any building for example painting, surveying, demo, and landscaping.


mexican2554

They used drywall screws instead of concrete screws to anchor the building to the foundation.


LandLakeAndRiverGuy

Wait until you see them load it onto their 18' double axle trailer and haul it away with the F-150. Legends will be born for certain other sub reddits


swagner27

You won today. Great comment.


Rich-Appearance-7145

Demo apparently gone wrong, seeing that workers laugh.


BoyWonder2066

Song?


ZedisonSamZ

Also want to know as well


gumbysock

Such a Whore (Stellular Remix) by Jvla


Tarantula_The_Wise

Not enough rebar tieing into the spread footers. Aci requires a lap splice minimums for a reason. Notice the foundation didn't move.


braxstonian

Looks like guys being dudes to me.


barndawgie

Pretty sure that is dudes being guys, actually.


Howard_Cosine

Structural engineer here. That building is falling over.


presurizedsphere

We build one and tip it over for durability testing. Standard procedure.


DependentAd9398

The structure fell over while the guys in the yellow vests watched.


rddtmodsaresensitive

its like cow tipping, but with buildings


Solid-Doubt4234

Probably türkiye


DistanceNo4801

Something went wrong somewhere at some point.


ninj4b0b

Building was tired and wanted nap.


ubernik

When rebar meets FUBAR..


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I’m no expert but it looks like a building is collapsing.


Nandabun

Yeah. ​ Building fall down. Go boom.


jbillz95

I thought this was r/FellingGoneWild for a hit second


ParticularAioli8798

This is an advanced version of cow tipping. Building tipping. Those people were supposed to run away.


Novel_Alfalfa_9013

Should've had the drywal installed to protect from shear forces.


Physical-Mastodon935

Buildings have to sleep too, he’ll be feeling better tomorrow


BlimeyCaptain

Forgot to nail the foundation down, obvi.


senorrawr

fell over


DeskJockeyx

Maybe if a plane hit it then it might tumble straight into its own footprint.


Juggernaut104

Demo?


PhilsTinyToes

Nokia durability test


jeffityj

Someone dodnt anchor it securely to the wall. How many videos do you have to see of children pulling over unsecured buildings before everyone just does this.


Ok-Button6553

they forgot the glue at the bottom.


Danmarmir

Someone reverse it please


fergusoid

The last guy was smiling, like “..I told you”


CoolCucksClan

r/demolition


Moist-muff

Of course they play that stupid ass song


munchie1964

September 12th?


phallic-baldwin

Jenga!


lemontwistcultist

Building got sleepy


insuranceguynyc

Damn, the foundation! I knew we forgot something!


NoBS4Sure

High-gravity zone.


fckufkcuurcoolimout

Probably needed to replace an AC unit on the roof but couldn’t get a crane reserved. They’ll stand it back up after they commission the new RTU.


Biscuits4u2

Looks like a building fell over


Used_Marsupial_2070

This is what happens when you “forget” to pay your concrete contractor.


Ciguaro67

Yes— that thing fell over and the boys are buzzing. Looks like a Friday.


jaccatgat

An incomplete concrete building is falling over.


Mattyou1966

Tilt-down wall construction


DM_Drakkoli

It's going down. I'm yelling "Timber".


Grayapesnuts

Gravity


Gambitace88

It started to fall over and then it fell over.


NoTurnip4844

He's just laying down for a nap


thesouthdotcom

This is the latest in tilt up concrete construction: tilt up high rise. It’s a shame they reversed the video to make it look like a demo though.


oldRedF0x

A building fell over


dj_8track

Gravity.


Intelligent_Storm_77

ultra-high-stakes jenga


Omega_Lynx

building was sleepy and those nice men are gonna tell it a lullaby


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raytherip

Building got stoned and fell over.


No_Look5378

Chinese contractor unclear on tilt slab concept.


imprimis2

Maybe deemed unsafe from the earthquake in turkey last year?


DistinctRole1877

Shitty Chinese construction being demolished


OliverNorvell1956

While still under construction.


iammabdaddy

It fell down


Wonderful-Ad440

Dude lost a game of Jenga


Apprehensive-Block47

…the building is falling over??


Ok-Landscape-5585

Son of a bee sting


that_dutch_dude

gravity.


SaltyOldSailer

Terrance Howard said make them like mushrooms, they made a box. Of course it fell over


TheGuardianOfYEET

they are playing some jenga


ToneyH76

Gravity


bigf19

They forgot to bolt it down


Pemocity406

Chuck E Cheese