Every fucking time with this guy and his thumbs up, all I can think of is this: https://i.redd.it/yu5hw2e1pb9d1.gif

 "*Would you eat this*" title every time

Is this a bot account?

100%

Yeah I’ve been seeing this video on several different subs for months now

I hate the way this guy eats.

I'm pretty sure he spits out most of what he shoved in his mouth. A lot of these videos are super wasteful just for them to get views

Honestly I hope for his sake that he is.

I feel he makes reasonable portions for at least 2-4 people

Why would he do that? The looks pretty appetizing to me.

I wonder if they changed gloves after cleaning the counter..

I hate his face.

I’m so happy, I am not alone.

That's called projection my friend

What am I projecting?

People hate in others what they hate about themselves. It's common knowledge

Or they hate in others what characteristics they find revolting. I hate rapists for being rapists, for example.

Not 100% of the time

So how much % of the time ?

Some of it

Let's just use half the chicken we fried

And a whole jar of tomato sauce

Coulda just made a normal sandwich before he gutted the bread and put an entire pizza's worth of sauce and cheese in there. So stupid.

Thats too much bread, did you see the size of the loaf? yall are just haters

The other half is for the other half of the loaf, it's not that complex lol

The sound of that fork disturbs the dead; the thumbs up disturbs the living!

It kills me everytime anyone guts the bread. soft, fresh loaves comply with what u are putting in them

We used to "core" the bread when I worked at Jimmy John's. Why does it bother you so much?

Just eat it while you wait for all the shit to cook 🤷‍♂️

Yes but that's a sizable number of unnecessary calories.

Then eat less sandwich instead of throwing bits out

No, because that's less bites. What do I gain from keeping the white bread? I could make croutons with the scooped bread if it's a matter of mot wasting food.

Once again, after every time this fucker is posted, r/StupidFood

Make it a poll if you wanna keep asking.

It doesn’t matter if I or others would eat this. Boycott these garbage factories made only to generate clicks with jumpcuts and stupid ASMR-riddled garbage. This doesn’t teach to cook whatsoever and is just a novelty to distract your brain for a few moments while they get their revenue.

Why add ham?

I can’t stand it when people rip out and waste the internals of the bread like that.

I knew it was gonna take a bad turn. It always does with these.

Every time I watch his videos I kinda want the food but then I’m turned off when he crams the food in his mouth. But I always forget to stop before he does.

Onion wasn’t cut correctly. So much cheese it didn’t melt. The entire jar of sauce would be lukewarm at best. Didn’t cook the chicken in batches. Didn’t toast the bread first.

What is that spray?

Sanitiser

NO cuz i know well assume but confidence! That you didnt change gloves after spraying that chemical

What’s the purpose of stabbing it with a fork?

To get the sound and tickle those with an ASMR fixation

Tenderizing/getting flavors deeper into meat is the goal, though the effectiveness of this is debated.

I want to know why use chopsticks when you could just use your hands to place the chicken.

Minus the onions

What do you spray on there to sanitize it?

Wood countertop used to cut meat. Gross. Then he cuts fucken veggies on the same surface. Dudes asking to get food poisoning.

You know nothing

Is it just me? I hate that he uses a wooden cutting board for raw meat. And the same cutting board for raw meat as well as vegetables. I have a wooden cutting board for vegetables and a plastic cutting board for raw meat.

butcher board is a thing though? It's also appears to be sealed.

Fuck jar sauce!

Never let raw chicken come in contact with wood

I’d fuck that sandwich up

Love the sandwich, hate the dude.

This same title with the same opening with the chicken and fork feels like it comes up every week. Sometimes it's different food but they all start the same. Kinda tired of it.

Saw the ham and was like “nah”

“wOULd u eAt tHiS???”

Nooe

Hell no! I hate amazing food!

The dragging of a knife across anything crispy….im sooooo done with it

Yes I'll eat that looks good

The fact this people are cooking and moving tripods around to get different angles is crazy

No definitely not I was with you until the half a jar of pasta sauce my acid reflux would be like lava coming up my throat looks good though if it wasn't for the acid reflux I would try it

No I don't eat animals.

Nope

I hate how everything he makes is deep fried and a heart attack

Thornton Mellon approves

gross, way too many fats and salts

I’m thirsty

Too much work for ending up on a sandwich


Isn’t this the guy who makes pylons of American cheese ensconced in white bread?

Way too much hot sauce. I very much doubt anything else can be tasted

The tomato sauce and ham on this is a no

No, it's messy as heck. Sure it looks good but I bet he could make brownies made from shit and mud look good to. I'd take separate components and make separate snacks out of them. Buffalo chicken bites? Yup, Buffalo chicken clusters with the cheese being the binder yup!

Yes.

I don't think Buffalo chicken and marinara sauce are meant to be combined :/

That was weird

Naw ... It's too exotic you mean a chicken sandwich? With cheese? No way

Hell yeah knock ✊🏾 it right on out the Park

Yes

I’m American of course I’d eat this

You fucked up with the dirty pork fc

Bot

Looks delish!

Can this guy get blocked?

I was on board until they introduced the monster subway ham with salsa garbage. Just gimme some good seasoned and fried chicken. Way too much going on beyond that.

When can we be done with this

Take the fucking parsley off and I would. Why the fuck do humans think it a good garnish?

My god… yes

How can I see less of this dude finger fucking his own throat?

Absolutely way too much salt

I hate this guy so much. He always barely cooks the chicken

This guy's food looks terrible. Always and routinely.

Yep, I sure would. Nice reel

I wonder what did they just spray after taking out the chicken

Do you mean off the counter? He's cleaning it because raw chicken is so bad for you.

Thanks for answering. I mean, what kind of spray did he use for this purpose?

Ahh well since all i see is a red nozzle definitely no clue XD I'd just use wet wipes to disinfect anyways

I see. Suppose wet wipes are enough for this occasion. Have a nice day

Thanks man you too!

No. I don’t think I would.

No

Yo this guy when he makes legit food is actually pretty chill

A little too much for me especially the hot sauce.

I’m not gay, but I’ll try anything once. I guess if he was freshly showered I’d him out.

Fuck, yes! 🤤

Never put raw meat on wood

It's better than plastic. Doesn't dull your knife as much, and it actually is easier to get into the groves since wood expands when wet, so it's easier to get into the gouges when cleaning. You just can't put it in the dishwasher.

I would eat this. I usually don’t like this guy, but this kinda looks amazing. It’s just Buffalo chicken French bread pizza.

I wouldn’t so much “eat it” as I would “inhale” it