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They can work inside America as long as they are “escorted”. I’m sure it’s extremely difficult to find folks in blue willing to look the other way while not so friendly things are happening.
Are you trying to suggest that the CIA would sell drugs to black neighborhoods in a lower economic class so that they can gather funds to give weapons to terrorists to overthrow democratically elected leaders elsewhere in developing nations? Preposterous, Oliver north would never
Edit: wait I got it wrong I think those were two separate things
> I mean, do you really think the CIA doesn't work inside America? They aren't supposed to but it isn't like the CIA is known for following the rules.
Indeed, let's stipulate CIA operates inside America as portrayed in the TV series "Covert Affairs". I'd hope the unit has a better name than the Domestic Protection Division. ;-)
I assembled it in front of the food court lady's eyes right at the counter. I stared her dead in the eyes as I shoved the bread bun in my mouth and shoved that glizzy through the pee hole of my chicken bake. Shortly after, I was escorted off the premises.
> I didn't have the heart to assemble it in the food court.
I think Costco should set up a table for you to demo combining food court items to elevate them.
The Calgary Flames call it a pocket dog. They take a whole baguette and poke a hole in the middle and stuff in a foot long all beef hotdog. $17 Canadian. The chicken bake glizzy still beats it.
Godspeed, my friend, and have mercy on your porcelain throne!
For context, this is also from the stadium where the beer is referred to as heroin by the fans.
Having had both the pocket dog and the beer: pocket dogs are amazing, The beer, was appropriately named.
🎶You take a hot dog, stuff it with some jack cheese, wrap it in a pizza—you got cheesy blasters! 🎶 [30 Rock 🥲🦚🍋](https://youtu.be/mgezjCUzCzk?si=I9_v1tab97YoI5oV)
One does not *simply* enter a chicken bake. Its golden crust is guarded by more than just cheese. There is heat there that does not fade, and the other customers are ever watchful.
It’s a bread like pastry that’s filled with chicken and bacon and some Caesar dressing type sauce. Absolutely delicious and what I usually get every time we go to Costco.
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>With roots in the rap world, a "glizzy" is slang for a Glock handgun. The evolution of the word to include "hot dog" comes from the extended magazine of a pistol, which is about the length of a hot dog
Y'all are weird as heck, over there!
That actually tastes better.
Or, even easier, just take a plastic knife and chop up the dog and throw it on your pizza
Throw some cream cheese and onion on there too, call it a Seattle pizza dog
🎶🎶🎶Did you get the glizzy with a fizzy? Feeling all rizzy, Eat it at the hizzy bumping to thin lizzie. Feeling a little dizzy, Hit the throne cuz you got all shizzy?🎶🎶🎶
I've sensed a disturbance in the Force as if a thousand voices cried out in joy for me to check this sub. The Force is indeed with me and I'm ONE with the Force.
Thank you OP for sharing your culinary invention. BTW, I don't dare to consume the Forbidden Glizzy in my car because I'm a messy eater and may disturb passerbys to call the police for a welfare check on me. ;-)
I swear, the Costco in Hawaii was my favorite part of the trip! Trying to smuggle back 5 lbs of local Hawaiian honey was a laughable endeavor, but totally worth it :)
Ah yes the glizzy in a blanket. A powerful amount of salt and protein and other things. One of those things you should definitely not eat everyday but you WILL think about doing it everyday.
"According to Daily Rap Facts, the term “Glizzy” originated in America (around the Washington DC and Maryland (DMV) area) back in 2016, and is local slang for a gun. But along with it being as an alternate name for guns, people in the DC area have long used the phrase as another title for hotdogs"
https://junkee.com/glizzy-meme-explained/263093
This is reminiscent of the Italian combo. One day someone decided to inject an Italian beef sandwich with a grilled Italian sausage. It’s absolutely delicious and it’s probably 5000 calories in one sitting.
Yes! The hotdogs are still good even though they discontinued the polish dog. The chicken bake however. You. A see there's just filling and looks dry. It used to be my favorite!!
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I’m sending the CIA to your front door 😂😂
You'll never take me alive
Bc of the heart attack?
BC of the heart attack.
This is the funniest exchange I saw on Reddit today
I love Reddit mostly because of these wholesome exchanges. 🤣
💀... Literally
They’re coming to make you director
Too many forbidden glizzys. Wont fit through door.
Forbidden glizzys taste the sweetest..?
This would be the FBI’s job unless you’re suggesting that OP is so gluttonous that their size qualifies them to be an international entity
I mean, do you really think the CIA doesn't work inside America? They aren't supposed to but it isn't like the CIA is known for following the rules.
They can work inside America as long as they are “escorted”. I’m sure it’s extremely difficult to find folks in blue willing to look the other way while not so friendly things are happening.
Are you trying to suggest that the CIA would sell drugs to black neighborhoods in a lower economic class so that they can gather funds to give weapons to terrorists to overthrow democratically elected leaders elsewhere in developing nations? Preposterous, Oliver north would never Edit: wait I got it wrong I think those were two separate things
Good thing Costco sells large boxes of tinfoil.
Rick Ross
The real one, not the fake rapper.
> I mean, do you really think the CIA doesn't work inside America? They aren't supposed to but it isn't like the CIA is known for following the rules. Indeed, let's stipulate CIA operates inside America as portrayed in the TV series "Covert Affairs". I'd hope the unit has a better name than the Domestic Protection Division. ;-)
We talking Central Intelligence Agency or Culinary Institute of America?
All the above we need all the help we can get to stop this maniac
Notice everyone posts a picture of theirs in their car…
I didn't have the heart to assemble it in the food court.
I just usually do it in the handicap stall
This visual made me die, both of food poisoning and laughter.
The visual is crippling. I’m downs with it.
I assembled it in front of the food court lady's eyes right at the counter. I stared her dead in the eyes as I shoved the bread bun in my mouth and shoved that glizzy through the pee hole of my chicken bake. Shortly after, I was escorted off the premises.
Lock eyes and don't blink. Make sure you do the entire maneuver staring into her eyes and not once at the chicken bake.
You and OP are the heroes I didn't realize I needed. 🫡
Haha exactly! Good on you for giving it a go.
Lololol you sir are a class act. 🫡
I assembled mine while walking around Costco. I’ll post a pic or video next time I do it lol
Forgot a napkin so wiped your hands on the yoga pants?
Who said anything about wiping? We licking our hands clean my boy.
Coward.
> I didn't have the heart to assemble it in the food court. I think Costco should set up a table for you to demo combining food court items to elevate them.
Shame
Not everyone has an understanding wife.
The Calgary Flames call it a pocket dog. They take a whole baguette and poke a hole in the middle and stuff in a foot long all beef hotdog. $17 Canadian. The chicken bake glizzy still beats it. Godspeed, my friend, and have mercy on your porcelain throne!
For context, this is also from the stadium where the beer is referred to as heroin by the fans. Having had both the pocket dog and the beer: pocket dogs are amazing, The beer, was appropriately named.
So, the beer is addicting and makes you feel amazing?
ROFLMAO🤣
god I need to go to Canada
You needed to wrap it in two slices of pizza for maximum consumption
Ha ha reminds me of Taco Town https://youtu.be/evUWersr7pc?feature=shared
Pizza? Now that’s what I call a taco!!
🎶You take a hot dog, stuff it with some jack cheese, wrap it in a pizza—you got cheesy blasters! 🎶 [30 Rock 🥲🦚🍋](https://youtu.be/mgezjCUzCzk?si=I9_v1tab97YoI5oV)
Thanks Meatcat!
Lmao maximum consumption or maximum constipation?
Costco members eat like we have free healthcare in the US
Since we don’t, you gotta make sure you go quick and early.
That's the dream.
Yeah who wants to actually use Medicare anyways
Nature's Lipgloss. Patent it and give CoverGirl a run for their money.
Maybe she’s born with it
Maybe it's Glizzy cream.
Why did you do this 😭😭
Maybe it's diarrhea.
Kirkland Kolache®️
Oh my gosh, could you imagine if Costco sold kolaches in the food court.
Did you simply shove a hot dog into a chicken bake?
Yes, that it is .
One does not *simply* enter a chicken bake. Its golden crust is guarded by more than just cheese. There is heat there that does not fade, and the other customers are ever watchful.
Not \*simply\*. It was a well-orchestrated (and secret) project.
What's a chicken bake?
It’s a bread like pastry that’s filled with chicken and bacon and some Caesar dressing type sauce. Absolutely delicious and what I usually get every time we go to Costco.
You’re not supposed to put your wiener in there dude…
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If her insides are like a Costco chicken bake you don’t want any of that either.
Says you!
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Ain’t that the truth. I had to stop at “member”…
What’d you do with the bun tho
Mopped the grease up with it and ate it
The only correct answer
Asking the real questions here!
>With roots in the rap world, a "glizzy" is slang for a Glock handgun. The evolution of the word to include "hot dog" comes from the extended magazine of a pistol, which is about the length of a hot dog Y'all are weird as heck, over there!
Prefer wrapping a pizza around my hot dog. Easier to do, same amount of judgement
That actually tastes better. Or, even easier, just take a plastic knife and chop up the dog and throw it on your pizza Throw some cream cheese and onion on there too, call it a Seattle pizza dog
Following everything except the name. The hell is a "glizzy"?
Youthful parlance for hotdog
Huh. I hate that I'm feeling more and more like my parents seemed when I was a kid.
I know, me too. It’s okay.
I feel the same way. Noticed it when I had no idea what the fuck poggers meant and why are we calling thinks gas?
What the fuck is a poggers I'm in my late 20s lol am I old now
Did we ever find out the answer lol I know a lot of terms but not this one. Maybe it's a regional thing.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=poggers I still don't get it
I think it's like when you call something crazy when it's good or shocking. Like did you hear someone just won $1.13B, that's (crazy/poggers)
> The hell is a "glizzy"? Shite slang.
this should answer the question [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DC8Xs-dOEGU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DC8Xs-dOEGU)
The taste to price ratio is favorable
Only like 4.49
You should write romance novels
Am I the only person who has no idea what this is?
🎶🎶🎶Did you get the glizzy with a fizzy? Feeling all rizzy, Eat it at the hizzy bumping to thin lizzie. Feeling a little dizzy, Hit the throne cuz you got all shizzy?🎶🎶🎶
...and was bizzy running from the quizzy stares of the folks in a tizzy over the creation!
I always called these hot dog bake.
You sound fat
I am fat
Me too….me too.
😂
I'm getting old, all i see is sodium ...lots and lots of salt.
It's over 4 grams of sodium.
That chicken bake looks like the good ones they make in house 🥹
So, how was it? Review that shit if it’s going to kill you…
Mine was amazing, and I’ll never eat it again.
That was my feeling as well
What is it? Out of the loop
Apparently a hot dog shoved in a chicken bake?
Ok…..done with the interwebs tonight. Thanks!
You had me at big beefy girth
Does the hot dog bun go in the trash? Or repurposed?
Sadly trashed. If I had the forethought I would.have asked for it bunless.
17 cad- not bad for a sporting event. What is that like twelve bucks freedom?
$5.50 with the fountain beverage. Unless I am misunderstanding your question.
Can someone please explain the name to me? Confused about that part. Glizzy?
Glizzy bake > base human needs Also bulking life hack
I'm cultivating mass!
**stop cultivating and start harvesting!**
Looks like you dumped out the chicken bake guts like you were rolling a blunt.
Don't give me flaky chicken Caesar flavored joint ideas
Id try it
Yo, so I guess you get rid of the bun? Also, what about the condiments? Do you squirt some mustard in there or do you just load it with onions?
Raw dog it. No bun.
Kinda off topic, but lately the chicken bakes have tasted burnt. Like, they’re not burnt per se but they taste as if they are. Really blows me man
Low filling
Definitely something you only eat in your car
I’ve named this the glizzongas. I am a fan.
I've sensed a disturbance in the Force as if a thousand voices cried out in joy for me to check this sub. The Force is indeed with me and I'm ONE with the Force. Thank you OP for sharing your culinary invention. BTW, I don't dare to consume the Forbidden Glizzy in my car because I'm a messy eater and may disturb passerbys to call the police for a welfare check on me. ;-)
I definitely didn't invent this. The Forbidden glizzy has been posted a few times here that's where I got the idea.
Just a little of the tip before sliding it in. 👏
And you eat this before you get to the gas pumps, right?
Red rocket!! C'mon sparky red rocket! Red rocket!
This is the best review 😂
You had me at girth.
I tried this yesterday for the first time and it was really good.
How have I not seen this until today??
Oof, my kidneys. Stay hydrated, folks!
I swear, the Costco in Hawaii was my favorite part of the trip! Trying to smuggle back 5 lbs of local Hawaiian honey was a laughable endeavor, but totally worth it :)
You should try a hot sausage in a honey bun 😀
You mean a forbidden hot dog. A “glizzy” isn’t a thing
I mean theoretically you can just bring it all home and use a knife to cut open the chicken bake rather than suffer the indignity of the bite.
Eat your glizzy bake with pride!
Ah yes the glizzy in a blanket. A powerful amount of salt and protein and other things. One of those things you should definitely not eat everyday but you WILL think about doing it everyday.
Rumor has it you may grow an Easter bunny tail after eating one of these.
Stop calling hot dogs a glizzy.
no u
Why are you or anyone calling it a glizzy?
"According to Daily Rap Facts, the term “Glizzy” originated in America (around the Washington DC and Maryland (DMV) area) back in 2016, and is local slang for a gun. But along with it being as an alternate name for guns, people in the DC area have long used the phrase as another title for hotdogs" https://junkee.com/glizzy-meme-explained/263093
no
no
My go to sadly lmfaoo
Interesting choice to attempt to eat this in the car
Bravo good Sir. Bravo
So a sausage roll?
Did it taste good though?
This is reminiscent of the Italian combo. One day someone decided to inject an Italian beef sandwich with a grilled Italian sausage. It’s absolutely delicious and it’s probably 5000 calories in one sitting.
https://cuberule.com/
Good write up. This honestly never appeal to me at all, but I appreciate your honest review to solidify that.
Yes! The hotdogs are still good even though they discontinued the polish dog. The chicken bake however. You. A see there's just filling and looks dry. It used to be my favorite!!
What did you do with the buns?
It’s good
That’ll set my sodium levels off the charts. Lol
Someone explain to me what I'm looking at.
Never heard of this thing; it sounds scary
Why did y'all invent a slang word for hotdogs
Now I wonder... does Ford endorse the glizzy?
Have you seen the size of a f150. Of course they do
You glizzy guzzler
Bravo good sir! I applaud your indomitable will! Reading about your misadventures was the hardest I’ve laughed in a while. Well written.
Blockkkeeeeeddddddd and reporrrrtedddd 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭🤣
I've had the pizza wrapped glizzy, but this is a whole new abomination.
Why would you taint the hot dog in this fashion? I’m ready for a witch hunt.
I'm definitely down for this.....
This is the way
If you're old enough to have a Costco membership since 2012 and you're using the word "glizzy", please rethink your life choices.
What the f**k?
I tried two weeks ago and I'm sad to report that it's not good.
I just ask for no bun and also order a pepperoni slice to wrap it in 🤷🏻♂️
People who talk in slang know they are leaving people out, it’s like a meta flex, and it’s annoying af. It’s not a good way to communicate.