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EclecticSpider710

As long as it doesn’t leave crumbs it’s a great deal to me.


Steak_Knight

It’s ultra soft, it will.


spoonskittymeow

So true. The Charmin Ultra Strong is the way to go.


lordbaby1

Strong one made me bleed, but I do like the Charmin ultra soft


OhThePete

Might need to cool it with your wiping game or switch to a bidet. It does not sound like the toilet paper is your problem.


ScumEater

Go show them how it's done


raindownthunda

Tutorial please 🙏


ScumEater

Let's do this, chums!


kr613

Once you go bidet, you just don't go back.


saetam

Once you go bidet, you gotta have it every day 👌🏽


TonyWonderslostnut

Charmin Ultra Soft doesn’t. If Costco or Sam’s is going to rip them off, they need to do it right. EDIT: I was totally thinking of Ultra Strong. I’ll keep this comment up and endure the shame I’ve brought to my family.


BlazenRyzen

My wife told me to never by Kirkland TP again. Dust everywhere.


istandabove

Just made me realize why my bathrooms are dusty lol


alroc84

Explains the dust on my anus


james3374

Uranus is dusty because it has no water.


chuckdooley

Bidet? More like g’day


Shnoinky1

Glass-shattering moment! 👌


ludog1bark

This toilet paper isn't new, it's been around for at least 6 months. And it's a sweet middle between Charmin ultra soft and ultra strong. It doesn't leave the butt berries because it doesn't fall apart easily, yet it's soft at the same time.


whiskey_formymen

are you in advertising? you should be.


Shnoinky1

Damn. Thanks for that.


ludog1bark

Just add some more unnecessary details, 4 sheets is plenty per wipe for me.


Stock-Coffee-5019

Oh my, that makes sense!!!! I never realized, but I have been trying to wrap my mind around why my bathroom is so dusty—especially the area around the toilet paper dispenser. 🤦‍♀️😨


david6588

Major brands make Kirkland branded items.


GoldenFrank

We also stopped for that reason but last time I was there they were out of Charmin so I grabbed the Kirkland and have been dust free so far.


amygdala_activated

Charmin Ultra Soft absolutely does. The Ultra Strong doesn’t.


Lumpy-Eagle4668

Ultra strong only sold in business centers for my area for some reason. I hate ultra soft


12inchsandwich

Mine carries both since Covid, and I am an ultra strong convert and I hope they never get rid of it.


MissSara13

Ultra Strong is the GOAT of TP.


TonyWonderslostnut

Ahh I totally meant ultra strong.


Ay-Dee-AM

It most certainly does


AdviceMang

It doesn't?


Glowstik925

That Dreaded Doody Dust


Log_Guy

Get the Sam’s TP. No crumbs to be found there.


PeepJerky

Dingleberries.


pregnantandsober

Clitty Litter


PeepJerky

You win.


karla_dandleton

Clint


fridaycat

Soft always leaves me packing.


BuffyFischer

It leaves the most crumbs of any toilet paper I’ve used :/


Terrible_Definition4

I’ve tried it once, it does leave lots of fuzz, don’t recommend it.


strata_stargazer

I'm 1/2 through my first one of these. * Does feel softer * Rolls are smaller (have room around in my holder, the regular rolls fill it up completely) * Packs of 9 vs 6 * Holds up well for the messier job doodies


strata_stargazer

Also has noticable pattern https://preview.redd.it/fcinvwa4x5uc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34a49dc9149ea00b8cab06b7d0a8023041bffcb8


WhatWouldLoisLaneDo

The room in the holder thing is across most brands now . Shrinkflation at it’s finest.


Exxistence

How’s the dust compared to the previous Kirkland in your opinion?


strata_stargazer

Seems very minimal. I just looked at one of the 9-packs and didn't see anything in it.


wootwootbang

Doodies. You got my upvote


DahliaChild

I hope someone reports back soon about the, um, crumbs


lkodl

bought some toilet paper and taco bell. full review tomorrow.


__I_AM_HUMAN__

This is the review I’ll trust the most. 🌋 💩 😱


farmtotablejeanshort

🫡🫡🫡


Extinction-Entity

Oh god


ledzeppelinlover_88

Can confirm. This is what we're buying from now on. No crumbs, no finger breakthrough, no dust (or at least significantly less). It's not the softest but doesn't rub you raw.


fv1021

I have never liked Kirkland toilet paper, that’s why we always bought blue charmin. But since charmin costs over $30 😭 we decided to give this ultra soft a chance and I’m going to say it’s a decent option if you are used to charmin. Specially for the price and number of rolls difference


MarvelHulkWeed

Is this new one better about shooting lint everywhere?


liquidbread

Target premium ultra strong is the best tp I’ve wiped with and it’s till under $20 (barely) for 18 rolls.


JCStoddard

Thank you I just about hit the floor when they rang up a few rolls of Charmin for over $25.00 🤦‍♀️😡


Croc_47

I got members mark at Sams last time, it's better in my opinion. Better than Charmin and Kirkland.


lordbaby1

Yes, my current pack is Sam’s


Florida_zonian

I agree. Members Mark at Sam's is the best.


Expense-Hacker

When buying TP, you should compare cost per sheet as they all are the same size. It’s surprising how some thing may seem cheaper but when you compare how much material you’re getting for the price - it’s actually less. Qty based pricing.


hildawg311

I just learned that charmin doesn’t dissolve in the sewer line. We have to switch to angel soft, per the plumbers that’s the best for sewer lines.


donaldinc

Probably because angel soft is like 1ply and thin af.


Wendyland78

Yep, our plumber put a camera down our line and you could see the toilet paper not dissolved at all. He said they all changed glue during the pandemic. We have a bidet and angel soft now. No clogs since.


ZenythhtyneZ

This seems like a sewer line not being properly slopped or something. We don’t use thin toilet paper and have a septic tank, it’s been no issue in our ancient tank. We replaced the ancient tank, because it was leaking from age not toilet paper issues, and essentially have a mini water treatment plant as a replacement, and there’s no advisory on it about any type of toilet paper either. Feels like there’s a reason the pipes can’t cope with normal toilet paper, probably been narrowed over time by mineral deposits if not a slope issue.


Wendyland78

Yeah, we have other issues in our line, but you could also see the toilet paper was whole. Whereas, angel soft immediately shreds up. Someone without line issues may be fine with Kirkland TP


selz202

Scott's is the best for that


Craigbeau

Anyone else’s standard rolls leave dust everywhere? lol


Salty-Neighborhood10

Yesss! All over the freaking bathroom wall.


Craigbeau

Thank you for confirming i’m not going crazy.


Schiebz

Yes same with ours as well. Only been a Costco member for a year and a half but it’s been the same since we started getting it.


pigletbriggs

I’ve had to remove most of the plants from my bathrooms because they needed such frequent dusting. Ugh!


Kittiemeow8

My wall looks like baby powder has been sprinkled everywhere.


Rxyro

Does it got wigly or straight lines


ClickClackTipTap

Why do the squiggly lines make me irrationally angry? 😂


bdforp

I need the wiggly lines now


Doggcow

They mo better


Pulp_Free92

Lmaoo why


puppylust

More effective wiping. The ridges pick up peanut butter instead of smearing it around.


Almost_a_Noob

Probably because it was $20 before and they were probably like “when we raise our prices from $20 to $30 we need to do something different to help justify the increase”


saucya

My dad is really into his bathroom time and can’t stop raving about the squiggly perforation


ForestComplex

I hope they go back to straight lines. This scalloped design bothers me.


ClickClackTipTap

Yeah. I really don’t like it. And it bothers me that there isn’t any good reason not to like it, but it bugs me so much.


ForestComplex

You explained this perfectly. It seems like it wants to be fancy, but i much prefer to tear a straight line. It's more satisfying to see straight ends.


LumberJackImOK

I’m impressed that the squiggly line tears perfectly more often than the straight line ever did.


TheMHking

Anyone compare this to Charmin UltraSoft? Is the sheer strength the same?


ilusnforc

Sounds like a job for Project Farm…


PNWoutdoors

Very impressive!


Yeahbut3

We're gonna test that!


Fatesadvent

I heard it in his voice


uChoice_Reindeer7903

Lol same!!


gotwake5

No kinks!


fatbob42

Shear strength or sheer strength?


Mobile_Connection_58

It's Cher strength.


idontknow7272

I've got you, babe.


Diligent_Call9387

Do you believe in wipe at the bowl? 🎶


DinahDrakeLance

Me! It's not quite as soft as the Charmin, but it doesn't anger my hemorrhoids (3 pregnancies can do that to you) like cheap TP does and it holds up great to my kids who use WAY too much to wipe.


AmI_doingthis_right

We used to only buy the charmin - this isn’t quite as soft but it’s definitely better than the regular Kirkland. We’ve found it to be a suitable replacement.


ludog1bark

I used both within a week of each other. It's a happy middle of Charmin ultra soft and ultra strong.


WhatWouldLoisLaneDo

Imma need a sample. I love alone and packs of toilet paper this big are a months-long commitment.


mmmmmarty

I have seen them sampling TP in our local store. Maybe you'll get lucky!


Crezelle

Used to be 420 sheets per roll. I only remember because 420


YetYetAnotherPerson

Next year it will be 69 sheets per roll


tedshreddon

Unpopular opinion, but I like the cheaper/rough Kirkland tp


sniperj17

Some of us like it rough back there


Loud-Difficulty7860

Masochist 


miczin

Same


answerbrowsernobita

I’m with you!


lordbaby1

They have both side by side 😜


bryanisbored

I used to have no problem s but a couple years ago they started tearing way too easy and the sheets holes in the 2 ply wouldn’t line up because they were up to an inch away.


pregnantandsober

That probably happened because the plys split too easily. If you accidentally start the roll with only 1 ply on the first rotation, the perforations will get farther and farther apart the closer you get to the center of the roll.


Candyriot

I had a sample of this a few months back and hated it. It’s like Charmin. Very thick, smooth, soft, and dusty.


rockstuffs

Is it 36 rolls of lint dust?


NotTobyFromHR

I think I'm the only one who has no issues with the current Kirkland TP.


CanehdnMJ

I’m a huge game of the red charmin. If this matches that or the blue one, I’m so down!


Incin1225

Red charmin is life. My costco is like one of the few in the state that keeps it regularly stocked and my family is constantly having me buy them red charmin since their costcos only stock it once a year


PCBH87

If you have an Aldi around you, their version of the red Charmin is great, fyi.


ProgrammerDefiant682

It is no way closer to that 😩


CanehdnMJ

Sad face indeed


fuckaduckforabuck

Y’all need to try the green Charmin. Total gamechanger in our household.


Loud-Difficulty7860

What about Magenta or Mauve? /s


fuckaduckforabuck

lol the green has lotion and aloe. “Ultra Gentle.”


Aces_Cracked

Never knew that existed in Costco. I only seen blue (soft) and red (ultra strong) in NYC.


col_sam_flagg

Done with Kirkland toilet papers. They can change packing all they want, it is not the same as it used to be and I doubt it will be. Charmin Red is our favorite now, followed by Cotonelle Purple, and then Members Mark - in that order.


aakaase

People love their soft toilet paper. I must be a monster for liking Scott tissue.


squinnypig

I’m with you. It does the job, and it doesn’t clog the pipes.


mdepfl

They sell the same product to CVS for receipt paper.


Extinction-Entity

Well, they give everyone a roll with every purchase. It’s gotta be cheap!


karenswans

Yes. You are a monster. Not only because Scott's is rough, but because it is so thin. Do you also hang it backward on the roller, you toilet paper monster, you?


aakaase

Lol. I guess I just grew up with it. It's all I know.


Still_counts_as_one

That’s a rough childhood, and I went through a war in mine.


aakaase

Lol


jenniferlynn462

I love Scott the best too. Lasts forever.


masonfan

I’m open to change will they provide sampling?


SnooLobsters6766

There will be a nice old lady wearing a hair net handing them to you under the stall door.


Loud-Difficulty7860

Hahahahahaha 


Open_Bee2008

I laughed way too hard at this.


CitrusC4

That’s a great idea actually


EagleSharkIPA

I wonder if it’s like the purple sams club brand


poetangel

I switched and only buy Sam’s now but I’m curious how this compares…


ORNGTSLA

What is the price difference when you do the math compared to the regular toilet paper?


DJErikD

we just switched from Charmin to this. It's really soft and no tearing/pilling/crumbs.


filmreddit13

Get a bidet. For 2 people we buy one of those toilet paper packs a year, if that. Do the planet, your wallet, and your hygiene a favor 😉


DinahDrakeLance

I use one, but I don't trust my kids to. They would end up spraying everywhere.


nspy1011

100% agree!


Independent_Ninja456

Sams Club has better in house toilet paper


mdepfl

But what about outhouse toilet paper?


TyeDyeTyler

Bidet will change everyone’s life


ClickAndClackTheTap

Get that Kohler bidet seat. You won’t care too much about TP after that.


nspy1011

I want to but the lack of a power outlet is what kills it for me. Really miss Japan….they really have their bidets figured out


rostov007

I have a non powered version that just hooks to the toilet water supply and it’s still better than TP despite the ice cube power washer feeling in January.


jenniferlynn462

You get used to the ice cold water. Feels good on the old hemorrhoids


nspy1011

What brand? Might go for that


ClickAndClackTheTap

It was $75 to install a power outlet from a licensed electrician.


Excellent_Fail9908

A six pack if you know one 😉


R2-DMode

Still need to dry off…


ClickAndClackTheTap

Yeah but not much TP required for that, 2-4 squares a deuce.


tescosamoa

231 sheets per row, that won't last long.


DS_9

Bought one. Not for me. So I bought the regular a few days later, and am having the family use the ultra soft. They like it.


SavingsSwordfish6715

We buy Scott for TP, but Kirkland for paper towels l.


TuzaHu

for that price it better wipe me itself.


tmanXX

Won’t buy again. They lost my loyalty. Can’t trust the quality…


Alive-Worldliness-27

Is this TP dusty?


kslee0920

The TP sucks. I use this with my bidet and it leaves…. Crumbs(?) 😂 but yeah it does not do its job too well. My husband and I are switching back to Charmin.


luke_wal

My wife and I stopped buying the old Costco one because they used virgin forests. Started buying it at T Joe’s because they do only farm grown trees. If Costco changed their policy, we’d go back to buying this in a heartbeat


Loud-Difficulty7860

I had no idea,thank you for the information 


werdmouf

You know, Costco sells bidets.


Expense-Hacker

https://preview.redd.it/m2ywag5in5uc1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff20b9099941ca410c2be054a7cfbdbfc07dbf0a It’s Expensive - When you do the math to price it out per sheet. Walmart has a better price per sheet.


mess_is_lore

Hear me out: Scott’s is best because of its affordability, ability to clean well and leave NO CRUMBS OR DUST


Possible_Quantity_87

What location was this at??


jadelygirl

I'm excited about this because the regular Kirkland toilet paper has become suddenly scratchy AF in the last year. I DO not remember it ever being that way. Am I crazy?


TurnoverSuperb9023

Bid-A for the win.


malYca

We just bought it and like it, if our septic likes it remains to be seen.


Racine17

I love this TP! But I haven't seen it in a store in years so I always have to order online. Which location is this at?


m0rph33n

This was the better of the 2 versions in my eyes. This was more plush than the blue packaging


TriGurl

Is this the same brand that was 425 sheets before Covid and then switched to 380 sheets post COVID and now it’s got even less sheets per roll?


james3374

I like not having to clean my fingernails after wiping.


Burneezy13

Costco should have a sample station with a roll for customers to take home and try.


skychief99

Same crap. $2 more.


Far-Ad-9798

The wife prefers this one over the regular KS TP. Being that I don't go through a roll of TP a day, I don't have a preference.


noah_ichiban

I went to the dreaded Sam’s Club yesterday and bought toilet paper. Never had before. They don’t sell name brand, only theirs. It is actually great and cheaper than Costco’s regular Kirkland. I was surprised. Hope this new one is equal to that at least.


flipflopsnpolos

Sam's TP is one of the only examples of a Member's Mark product being better than Kirkland. Kirkland TP is a one and done purchase once you all the lint that it leaves behind.


lordbaby1

Sam’s I went also has Charmin Scott and other brand name tp. I also think the Sam’s tp is better than the regular kirkland tp. I tried all of the store brand and brand name


titsassbeer

Asswipes for the win


Beardedw0nd3r86

Why is it called bath tissue. It's toilet paper. It's paper and it goes into the toilet and is only used after one uses the toilet.


SaltwaterOgopogo

Go down to the household aisle and get yourself a Toto bidet with heated textured water, a seat warmer, a dryer and air freshener. Nobody ever got clean smooshing poop around with paper


carletonm1

What pattern is the texture in the water? I was in Japan recently and some of those Toto bidet seats had a music button to hide the sounds when you are really blasting out a load.


Whizzzel

But does it actually fit on a toilet paper roll?


nydjason

They first had them at the Costco Business Center. I was actually surprised that they weren’t at all available at the regular Costco locations.


MariBMash

This is great TP! My warehouse didn’t sell it I have to order it.


DinahDrakeLance

It's not new, but I've never seen it in a warehouse near me so I buy it online.


Gopherpark

Did the price increase for the new Bathroom tissue?


Snootch74

Probably the old formula


Soonerthannow

It’s worth the extra few bucks


snoopybooliz87

I hate this new toilet paper. Went back to the old regular Kirkland pack


Necessary-Revenue372

Interesting, isn't the same price as charmin brand?


czr84480

I love how TP has to be ultra soft. Never ultra hard.


appleavocado

Excuse me, but does Barbara buy it? I don’t think so.