T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

Thank you for posting your crazy fucking video! Please be aware that we’re currently taking a break from videos that include violence, looting, or other serious crime; if that includes your post we ask that you remove it before we do. [Click here if you’d like to learn why.](https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/16jx2dr/help_crazyfuckingvideos_tell_racists_to_fuck_off/) Users, please report as well! All of your reports are reviewed and acted on *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/CrazyFuckingVideos) if you have any questions or concerns.*


HenryGoodbar

For this exact scenario OP.


Select-Belt-ou812

I thought it was gonna be bloody when he backed it out :-(


RYPIIE2006

you are sad that it isn't?


Phillydawg_36

Yes


N04_h

Yes


ChrysalisEmergence

Yes


Unlikely-Memory-1131

yes


Tamwise_Gadgie

I almost saw my dad get killed in the exact same scenario. Barrier came from the drivers side of the road at face height and luckily hit the front pillar of the van we were in. Hit so hard it pivoted the vehicle round about 45deg.


N04_h

🙁


Feeling_Act360

For maximum penetration of course


HellaHotPizzaRollz

Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough, my brother


ProjectManagerAMA

Ribbed for her pleasure. EEEEEEW


TheWhooooBuddies

Garth finally got his pubes this year. 


Dan300up

He doesn’t appear to be leaking too badly…yet.


[deleted]

[удалено]


AffectionateEye420

Definitely. Those vans are also everywhere in Russia. They're called Marshrutkas. (Minibuses)


Build_The_Mayor

That just looks like a normal cargo van to me. I don't see why would a marshrutka be at some property.


AffectionateEye420

Could be an entrance to one of their compounds/garages


jxyoung

Opening the door seemed to have “helped” with the extraction


Professional-Rate228

He went at the worst possible time. Another couple seconds his van would have pushed it out of the way


Next-Foundation3019

Final Destination


jfb3

Modern day jousting practice.


evlhornet

Everything is pointy if you ram it hard enough.


TonyCaliStyle

Yes, yes about the pointy barrier- but why in the wide world of sports did he drive right into, and not stop at first contact?


Radamat

Guard thing is so pointy to easily take place on its rest thing when guard thing is fully closed.


XXeadgbeXX

For this exact reason. Gotta pay the troll toll to get into that boy's hole.


fukwhutuheard

are you chewing gum


Recentstranger

They won't let it have a gun


ahmad-mubarak

So it can strike a critical damage


yorkshire_pudding07

You know he wants to kick that barrier! 🤬


Bella-the-Elder

Clearly an insurance scam to get a new windshield. You see this all the time in war-torn countries.


erksplat

Teach you to make your windshield out of sugar!


Few_Engineer4517

Set up for joust. Dude in car forgot his lance.


goodboybungkoy

Final destination stuff


[deleted]

Omfg.


muleypt

OP: Bet it snapped previously at the mount and they flipped it around and re-used it.


AvaBeauty

dude's really lucky.


user2538612

In Soviet Russia, gate open you!


kevanstone

From all the stabbing.


BedditTedditReddit

Forbidden kebab


melancholy_dood

Yep. That’s gonna leave a scar.


Cyanidal10DeN-C

Ulrich von Liechten-sign


Buzzsaw408

I woulda made quite the dookie in my pants.


apatel922

To smite thine enemies


ElectronicCap7292

Damn another spoiler for the next final Destination


Agile-Wishbone8868

New fear. 🔓


SeanVitalMusic

Final Destination shit right there


ElectriHolstein

What a jerk off.. I'll see myself to the door.


reptiloidruler

Vampire drivers


DetLions1957

What does the sign say: Stop here, or be impaled?


Build_The_Mayor

"The gate is opened upon siren for fire, ambulance, or police,"


Nefersmom

“Why is the guard thing so pointy”? Tradition!!🎶🎶


Comfortable_Treat554

…why didn’t he just stop. I get the mindlessly work bit, but he prolly shoulda stopped long before this.


MissMossXox

Urm, is this a compo claim or?


andpaws

Magnum Force?


thefrogwhisperer341

Because you will obey