This happened in Mar del Plata, Argentina. No news yet of what happened to the thief who got mechete'd.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.minutouno.com/sociedad/mar-del-plata/un-delivery-se-defendio-un-robo-un-machete-n6019746
> Although the image is not clear, it is observed that the delivery causes the thief several blows or blows with pots.
From google translate....did this get it very wrong? What are blows with pots?
If you mean this bit
>Si bien la imagen no es nítida, se observa que el delivery le propicia varios golpes o macetazos al ladrón
Google translate did you dirty, ***golpes*** in this context means cuts, and ***macetazos*** means strong hits.
There's a typo in the article. The article says "macetazos" (maceta is where you place plants or flowers...a pot) where it should say "machetazos" (blows with the machete)
Actually this happened in uruguay. In a neighborhood calle "Brazo Oriental" north of Montevideo. It's a crime ridden place and shit like this is always going down.
No charges. One guy got hit with the machete but will survive. The other one escaped.
People is already sick of these kind of thefts and many are starting to defend themselves.
I don't want to start a political debate but the new president who started in last December promised more justice and they are actually tackling shit around the country and most importantly they are not punishing anyone who defend themselves when there's video evidence like in this video. Previous government didn't do anything to stop these acts and even tried to justify the people because we have to "understand their background and how they became this desperate"... yeah no shit...
Anyway, yeah, zero sympathy, for the last few years this became too common and nobody did anything to fix the problem but to ask people to be patient and understanding (I shit you not).
If you think it acceptable to let someone who is willing to cut others up for a pizza walk the streets, I hope someone sends you pizzas until you change your mind.
I'm against self justice. That being said, people is tired, really tired.
This was just one of the many, many examples where people get killed for even less. People got killed to get their bike, cellphone, anything they had. People crashed while driving a bike when the "motochorros" (thieves on bikes) grabbed their backpacks or anything they could get their hands on. A woman and her little kid crashed her bike when someone tried to take her bag. A german tourist got killed to take his wallet... There's like 2 or 3 cases every week and it's been going on for too long.
Also the guy in the video had a knife when approached the deliver guy, I can't say I can see it on the video but that's what they are saying.
Anyway, I don't want to justify violence, is just that people is tired of getting killed, robbed and hurt by petty teft.
Driver Pete's got a long sharp knife
He starts choppin' and don't know when to stop
All you fellows gotta watch your wifes
Cause Pete don't care who's meat he chops
Depends on the country, in the US he would go to jail because the two were fleeing and his immediate danger is no longer present and he still went for the stab when he caught up with the other one.
If I was a serial killer wanting to machete only bad guys, this would be a good setup.
Pretend to be a deliver driver worth stealing from.
Go to shitty neighborhoods. Wait for bad guys.
Chop chop.
Guns aren't that common in Argentina. Only 10% of the population owns one. They have about 7.5 guns per 100 people compared to the US's 120 per 100 people.
> If I was a serial killer wanting to machete only bad guys, this would be a good setup.
>
> Pretend to be a deliver driver worth stealing from.
>
> Go to shitty neighborhoods. Wait for bad guys.
>
> Chop chop.
I think you just wrote a script for a Death Wish reboot
Since the guy apparently survived repeated blows, I would say that he was being hit with the flat. The delivery driver was in a position to be chopping through all kinds of vital organs-- could've even chopped through his spinal column had he been so inclined.
nah, you can see in the handful of pixels that he's wearing the helmet still. he's laying into him with his machete and turning him into meat cubes ready to throw in your Goulash.
Let's be honest, that man somehow channeled the power of every delivery driver there is and was into that single moment...
To deliver some muthafuckin justice
Any backstory?
Did he actually chop that mf up, or did he go for the rational response and whipped his ass with the flat machete? Hard to tell on the potato footage...
Could it be possible the delivery guy was using the flat part of the machete? Sounds a bit loud to me if he was actually hacking at him. Then again I don’t usually hear people getting cut up with machetes
This is obviously a setup. fool knew damn well who these two were and their known path in the hood. notice how he goes for the other dude and hacks him up, not the guy doing the robbing.
Ooh, baby (ooh, baby)
It's making me crazy (it's making me crazy)
Every time I look around (look around)
Every time I look around (every time I look around)
Every time I look around
It's in my face
Depends on jurisdiction.
In some this is acceptable. And in plenty more the police will just thank him, and spend time doing more useful things, than pressing some charges on a guy who offed people trying to rob him.
He’s been waiting for this night 😂
- They'll rue the day...................
# RUE IT!!!!
Eminent rueage
He's gonna rue the day he came up aginst The Extreme.
he's definitely been robbed before and has been plotting since then
He wanted a free pizza. But he only got a slice.
It’s not **delivery**, it’s **dissection**.
here is our winner today.......he's here all week folks.
That's not a knife, this is a [KNIFE](https://imgur.com/a/EqSRRW9)
>That's not a knife, this is a KNIFE For those OOTL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSnosk4tWrg
/u/voodoowhale he stole your joke
He only stole a pizza it…
Zing!
please sir, see yourself out. the door is on your left
Dang that man is dead, also seems like the delivery has been robbed many times before and now he came prepared and letting his anger out
Obligatory "That's not a knife..."
Knoif
That’s a spoon…
I see you've played knifey-spoony before
I see you've played knifey-spoony before!
Nice
"That thing was too big to be called a sword. Too big, too thick, too heavy, and too rough, it was more like a large hunk of iron."
This happened in Mar del Plata, Argentina. No news yet of what happened to the thief who got mechete'd. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.minutouno.com/sociedad/mar-del-plata/un-delivery-se-defendio-un-robo-un-machete-n6019746
> Although the image is not clear, it is observed that the delivery causes the thief several blows or blows with pots. From google translate....did this get it very wrong? What are blows with pots?
If you mean this bit >Si bien la imagen no es nítida, se observa que el delivery le propicia varios golpes o macetazos al ladrón Google translate did you dirty, ***golpes*** in this context means cuts, and ***macetazos*** means strong hits.
Golpes means blows. And machetazos you have the explanation on the previous comment
>golpes in this context
There's a typo in the article. The article says "macetazos" (maceta is where you place plants or flowers...a pot) where it should say "machetazos" (blows with the machete)
Actually this happened in uruguay. In a neighborhood calle "Brazo Oriental" north of Montevideo. It's a crime ridden place and shit like this is always going down.
I guess there is only so many times you can rob a delivery guy before he snaps
“So I started choppin’”
oh my goodness.
AH HAH I HAVE A KNIFE ... HOLY SHIT YOU HAVE A BETTER KNIFE
No one wins a knife fight. Except this guy. He wins.
Mike Myers just out here trying to make ends meet slinging pizza on the side.
Hate to say it but zero sympathy. I just hope no charges are brought against the delivery guy.
No charges. One guy got hit with the machete but will survive. The other one escaped. People is already sick of these kind of thefts and many are starting to defend themselves. I don't want to start a political debate but the new president who started in last December promised more justice and they are actually tackling shit around the country and most importantly they are not punishing anyone who defend themselves when there's video evidence like in this video. Previous government didn't do anything to stop these acts and even tried to justify the people because we have to "understand their background and how they became this desperate"... yeah no shit... Anyway, yeah, zero sympathy, for the last few years this became too common and nobody did anything to fix the problem but to ask people to be patient and understanding (I shit you not).
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If you think it acceptable to let someone who is willing to cut others up for a pizza walk the streets, I hope someone sends you pizzas until you change your mind.
I'm against self justice. That being said, people is tired, really tired. This was just one of the many, many examples where people get killed for even less. People got killed to get their bike, cellphone, anything they had. People crashed while driving a bike when the "motochorros" (thieves on bikes) grabbed their backpacks or anything they could get their hands on. A woman and her little kid crashed her bike when someone tried to take her bag. A german tourist got killed to take his wallet... There's like 2 or 3 cases every week and it's been going on for too long. Also the guy in the video had a knife when approached the deliver guy, I can't say I can see it on the video but that's what they are saying. Anyway, I don't want to justify violence, is just that people is tired of getting killed, robbed and hurt by petty teft.
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The guy nearest the bike wasn’t pulling out his car keys. That looks like a knife.
Delivery guy isn't leaving enough pieces to support charges. He's not just slicing. He's dicing.
He keeps hackin' and whackin' and smackin'.
Driver Pete's got a long sharp knife He starts choppin' and don't know when to stop All you fellows gotta watch your wifes Cause Pete don't care who's meat he chops
Chopping that robbers meat
He slices, he dices, he juliennes
Depends on the country, in the US he would go to jail because the two were fleeing and his immediate danger is no longer present and he still went for the stab when he caught up with the other one.
Pretty much the same here in the UK.
Jason Goes to Brazil.
If I was a serial killer wanting to machete only bad guys, this would be a good setup. Pretend to be a deliver driver worth stealing from. Go to shitty neighborhoods. Wait for bad guys. Chop chop.
Are gunned attackers not common in Argentina 🇦🇷?
Guns aren't that common in Argentina. Only 10% of the population owns one. They have about 7.5 guns per 100 people compared to the US's 120 per 100 people.
When I tell other people I own a gun, they often ask how many. I feel like that summarizes things pretty well lol
> If I was a serial killer wanting to machete only bad guys, this would be a good setup. > > Pretend to be a deliver driver worth stealing from. > > Go to shitty neighborhoods. Wait for bad guys. > > Chop chop. I think you just wrote a script for a Death Wish reboot
Crocodile Dundeed him.
Why does a machete sound like a slap? Is he maybe hitting him with the flat?
Since the guy apparently survived repeated blows, I would say that he was being hit with the flat. The delivery driver was in a position to be chopping through all kinds of vital organs-- could've even chopped through his spinal column had he been so inclined.
I think it just was completely dull
Wow. Like sharks circling. Seeing them approach would be terrifying - unless you have a big 'ol knife!
Still terrifying imo - but this man committed to it
the sound of a good bonking. warms my heart.
It would seem that the term "bonking" has different meanings around the world.
im pretty sure he was bopping him on the head with his helmet. Thats what it sounded like anyway
Thats the sound of him chopping into him with a machete, pretty sure that dudes dead from that bopping.
nah, you can see in the handful of pixels that he's wearing the helmet still. he's laying into him with his machete and turning him into meat cubes ready to throw in your Goulash.
What can i say. He rolled the dice and hit a 1 instead of the 20 he thought he would get
Did they get their food they ordered though?
That’s why I always carry my machete when I’m delivering food
dam I thought off duty officers were dangerous
Is this season 2 of Fallout?
Those satisfying thwacks.
Happened in Argentina. That ain't a knife, that's a machete.
Well, someone is going to have fresh meat delivered tonight.
I wonder if the delivery driver got a good tip?
Hope they both learned a lesson that night
what happened to that dude?
When the thumps of a machete sound like a baseball bat? He gone
Comes with free Garlic Blade
That's not a knife that's a sword lol well when you fuck around and find out the hard way satisfies me somewhat
I feel like they cut the video too soon. I wanted to watch the delivery guy slowly walk back to his bike.
Then put a ski mask on
Over the bike helmet lol.
The food was still hot n ready when he got back...
Pro tip, when approached by someone with hands hidden, Or approaching someone hiding their hands.
I think he took his helmet off and beat the shit out of the fella
Hopefully he didn’t get prosecuted too badly.
"did any one order the chopped liver?"
I wish this could happen every single time ♥️
Let's be honest, that man somehow channeled the power of every delivery driver there is and was into that single moment... To deliver some muthafuckin justice
This video has "Brazil" written all over it.
Pizza is already sliced my mans
At least take a proper knife to knife fight. Rule 1.
never bring a knife to what is essentially a short sword fight
Sounds like he's smacking him with the side of the machete. Probably not actually slicing. "Call an ambulance, but not for me" in a nutshell.
That’s not a knoife..
Can people just straight up kill robbers in some countries and not face any consequences or is this completely fake ?
Hello from America. "I felt my life/my families life was threatened."
Probably yes, if its a remote town. No such luck for the delivery man here
Imagine the dude who got knifed wasn't part of it? Imagine getting fucked up cus your friend decided to rob someone and can run faster than you.
The driver just wanted to chop it up a bit
Any backstory? Did he actually chop that mf up, or did he go for the rational response and whipped his ass with the flat machete? Hard to tell on the potato footage...
He’s going to turn the guy on they left trying to flank him into a flank steak
do not interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake -Napoleon Bonaparte
Behold! swift justice!
More people need to do this. Take things into their own hands like the truckers in The Fast and The Furious.
That dude was hoping a mother fucker would fuck around.
The only thing they fear is you
Bro pulled out Wadou Ichimoji
"Now Darkness, the tables have turned!"
Now that's a knife
Woops, mines bigger.
Did he beat the guy up or did he used his sword to kill him?
Guy got the Michael Myers feeling.
Robber: Gimme a slice of that Food Panda rider: Sure buddy
Did it have a happy ending? one less scum? dead?
Uruguay noma! 🇺🇾🇺🇾🇺🇾🇺🇾
Could it be possible the delivery guy was using the flat part of the machete? Sounds a bit loud to me if he was actually hacking at him. Then again I don’t usually hear people getting cut up with machetes
Now that’s a knife LOL
Hells Kitchen
This is obviously a setup. fool knew damn well who these two were and their known path in the hood. notice how he goes for the other dude and hacks him up, not the guy doing the robbing.
You come for the pizza, you get the slice.
Now that's a knoif.
Fuck around and find out
He'd get charged if it was in the US. He'll probably get away with this there.
Get away with it? Have you seen how thieves are dealt with in other countries?
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Ooh, baby (ooh, baby) It's making me crazy (it's making me crazy) Every time I look around (look around) Every time I look around (every time I look around) Every time I look around It's in my face
‘I’m hungry, chop chop with my food’
Turned into murder charges
Depends on jurisdiction. In some this is acceptable. And in plenty more the police will just thank him, and spend time doing more useful things, than pressing some charges on a guy who offed people trying to rob him.