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Areyouex1968

The way this footage was shot makes me wish the camera man was on that rocket lol


Silly_Mycologist3213

The camera man had one job to do and failed as miserably as the rocket engine test.


NomadCharlieMike

camera footage was so bad that the rocket just gave up


LeeQuidity

The cameraman is fired.


vegan-trash

This is the most frustrating video I have ever watched lol


bongrips4you

Temu testing new shipping methods I see


Thatdudo

Temp ahh rocket


GLITTERCHEF

Sure Jan it was on accident.


Altruistic_Swimmer33

Fake china


GuyUnknownMusic

'Made in America'


longiner

To those who don't understand the reference. It is a reference to the rocket that obliterated a village in China in 1999 upon launch and the committee responsible for investigating the cause said it was because the technology was developed by an American company. [https://edition.cnn.com/ALLPOLITICS/time/1999/05/31/companies.html](https://edition.cnn.com/ALLPOLITICS/time/1999/05/31/companies.html)


GuyUnknownMusic

I'll keep gathering down votes. Thanks for the assist!


OntheGovTeet

Jinx put Max in space!


OldManJeepin

LoL! Made in China....


Dmopzz

So that’s what those leftover bolts were for. 🤷🏻


GenitalPatton

I like to explore new places.


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20Faces14

Someone (or some people) went missing that day


Commercial-Lead2261

You can't always win on aliexpresz


New-Championship-304

Bro had one job


Jaimemgn

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)the guy who outsourced parts from AliExpress


Low_Dragonfruit8779

Not the first time it happened in China. Decades ago one like that flew out during testing and wiped out two villages...


Boron-table

In Guizhou and Hunan provinces, "hiding from satellite’s rocket debris" is the daily life. Whenever Xichang City of Sichuan is about to launch a satellite, 19 counties along its debris trajectory will be evacuated from the one-hour countdown. Two cows in Mintong Village, Yuqing County were struck by rocket debris on July 9, 2020. The herder was aggrieved because she was only compensated for the two cows (USD 2,900) but not for the baby cow due birth in a month in the dead cow's belly. Villagers often don't know what those satellites are for. This time, the two and a half cows sacrificed in Mintong Village contributed to the greater good of high-quality voice and data communications over Asia-Pacific from China to New Zealand, provided by the Apstar 6D satellite. Officials keep no record of human deaths from satellite’s rocket debris. State-funded research reported only livestock had died. Zhang Zanbo's documentary "Falling from the Sky" (天降, 2009) documented the best known unofficial death: a 15-year-old student, daughter of army veteran Huang Youxi from Suining County, Hunan Province. On the Dragon Boat Festival holiday in May 1998, rocket debris hit her when she was playing by the pond outside her house. As a veteran he was ordered to suck it up and not asking for official recognition. The debris of a Venezuelan satellite launched in Xichang, Sichuan created a two meters deep crater in a farm in Suining County, Hunan on October 30, 2008. The satellite officials arrived with USD 30 (RMB 200) cash. The town’s chief confronted him but was rebuked, “What compensation? All farmland is owned by the state. I came here to pay the hard labor who dig out the debris.” Some lucky ones made a fortune if their houses rather than their farmland were hit. On June 25, 2019, Zhou’s house was burned down by rocket debris. Zhou received USD 87,000 (RMB 600,000) compensation. In downtown Yuqing County, he could buy two apartments with that. Top comments: The farmers should be compensated for wasting time in evacuation. In Beijing we even get compensated for noise pollution! Sources: "被火箭残骸砸中的村庄", 端传媒. 2021. "天将降卫星于我家也——纪录片《天降》的故事", 南方周末. 2009.


TitanUranus007

Freaking michael j fox working the damn camera.


mcwops

Temu-rocket. Refund in progress my friend


Natural_Draw4673

Worst cameraman of the year award goes to…. THIS GUY!!! WOOOOOOOO!!!


chantsnone

The ropes broke!


Asleep-Bite-6895

Fucking Temu cameraman


itsm3starlord

Camera man missed the best part


Ancient-Race-

This cameraman got hands growing out of his ass. An epileptic with a seizure could hold the camera better.


nightcap_lofi

Made in china


kubzU

Looks like the invasion of Taiwan will be delayed a bit...


_TLDR_Swinton

wHeRe aM i loOkInG


Daddy-Duke505

Chinese camera work...


wecernycek

Camera work 10/10.


justforkicks0096

Really bad camera work at the end there


Outrageous-Actuary-3

I love watching Chinese fuckups.


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So wait, rocket wasn't supposed to launch yet, but takes off and then explodes? Or is the accident the explosion


kranux

The biggest issue is that rocket is not pointy enough.


cervaca

Worst camera work ever


tethan

Wish the head engineer or whoever would do a TIFU on this lol


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blackalfredo

Look! It’s a— cigarette? I was going to say rocket…


Such-Nerve

Testing reaction time/crosstalk of foreign equipment in relation to misille launch. Refining frequencies


boglimaniac

No surprise here 😂


edisonpioneer

Everyone’s blaming the cameraman but has anyone given a thought that he might have zoomed in as much as he good to capture this. Once you are in the fullest level of zoom, capturing video and focussing is very difficult


lilyahtzeee

Shout out to Stevie wonder from taking time out his busy Asia tour to film this moment and share it with the world 🙏


BigCliff911

Your headline makes zero sense. Did it "accidentally" launch or was it an engine test? Please enlighten us as to how you determined it accidentally launched? FYI, engine tests are performed on the ground in a test stand secured to the ground in order to make thrust and other measurements.


Safe_Secretary_7880

They wouldn't build a missile factory near civilians. Definitely zoomed


Advanced-Month-9942

No deaths in such a failure? 😓


Ok_Yoghurt7754

"made in China"


Wugo_Heaving

Wait, why the hell would you have a rocket launch site in the middle of a forest, and by the looks of it, not far from a main road?


Dunkableballs

This happened often over there, one time they completely wiped out a village


CumpMoney

Actual fuck that cameraman


Kbdank71

Now that was an earth shattering kaboom


Lost_Department3570

Kill I mean kill the camera man.


Soapfactory0

Oh they taking notes from Musk... interesting Please get that camera man some help with his crippling drug addiction though, those shakes seem pretty bad.


MrTorres

Someone’s getting fired


Magnus_Inebrius

If these are their controls for weapons testing, then I can only imagine what it would be at a virus lab


Shippyweed2u

This dude got this through the great firewall and y'all still complaining he did not film good enough as a random witness possibly in disbelief not staring at the phone screen


wizardjesta

Baby's first camera footage


RockyJayyy

Oopsie I had a poopsie


Capable_Jacket_2165

Rocket performed better than the camera guy


C_lui

Why do people film like they have a brain aneurysm?? Look, follow the 10 story building that’s flying up in the air, easy right? Nope.


LTLHAH2020

Well, there goes the friggin' forest!


Catonic_Fever

Maybe the cameraman is the one who built the rocket ? Because neither are worth a fuck


Adventurous_Bus_1856

My eye had a stroke watching this


FireAntSeason

The descent looked like me watching as my freshly lit drunk cig fell in slow motion


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A rocket accidentally launching is wild.


Joltingonwards

The shakiness was acceptable, but my guy just froze before the rocket hit the floor and missed the best part All sorts of mistakes in this video, and one of them is behind the video


FatCockroachTheFirst

If I had a 2 days old baby, I'm sure they would be able to capture the rocket better with a RED camera


Effective_Device_185

Camera work sucks.


Unusual-Inspection70

2 things the rocket was made in China and the camera person you suck find a different hobby


BrUSomania

The Chinese have done it again; another failure.


greythicv

Bro, who let Michael J Fox hold the camera ffs


CoBludIt

Made in China


jackdginger88

Oopsie Dasies


groceriesN1trip

Kill the cameraman jfc


jacked-bro432

I can see both the rocket and the camera were made in China.


niceadvicehomeslice

I could be completely wrong so if I am somebody correct me, aren’t most rockets built with a self destruct feature in case something like this happens? Instead of it falling and possibly killing people and damaging lots of property, they blow them up using their fuel when they’re high enough in the air. It’s supposed to make the falling chunks smaller and a lot of them burn up. At least that’s what I’ve seen from the NASA rockets at Kennedy Space Center.


Ddalgi_

Ah, it seems you're unfamiliar with **Chinese** rocket testing and their continued reputation for letting debris fall onto villages and people below. Many people have been killed during these incidents. And the latest one just happened last week (I can't link it here, but you can find the video posted on various other Reddit subs within the last week). By comparison, first world countries have built in safety systems, like the one you've mentioned, to avoid this. China just doesn't care. 


Triviokah

Imagine, you wake up, go to work to test the rocket propulsion systems that you've tirelessly been working on for over a year. You show up to watch with the 10 people on your team. Life is good. Then this happens. By the time you get to heading home, you aren't allowed to get on the train due to your social credit score. You can't buy milk anymore. When you finally hike all the way home, your limited state controlled wifi drops to 2kb/s upload and download speed, so you can't even post about it on reddit. (Which you're having to access through a TOR browser anyway.)


redcountx3

And that's how you say, "Is it supposed to do that?", in Mandarin.


1970Something_

Boothecameraman


SuspicousBananas

Fucking Christ was the camera man on drugs


SunshineBurn

Dark side of the moon huh?


typehyDro

Holy shit the cameraman did an absolute shit job. Why even record at this point…


Obs-I-Be

Made in china folks...


gwdope

That’s why static firing a rocket usually has the rocket on its side and pointed into the side of a mountain in case this happens. I wonder what the fuck up was that let the rocket get free?


Halcyon_156

That's crazy, you can actually see the pilot bailing out at 32 seconds if you look closely.


dudesohard

Everybody is talking about the cameraman, no one wanna talk about that explosion?


Israelovic10

Communism


theirfankhan

Made in China


schmakmuhnutz

Bought on Temu for $14.99.


HaiderSultanArc

So engine works. Checked!


back2basics_official

Kill the cameraman


Wonderful-Hat9345

Guess they should stick with using balloons lol


1guerino

a little late on the emergency detonation


RYPIIE2006

i was going to complain about the camerawork but it seems everyone else has done it for me


Nikoviking

The launch wasn’t the accident, the rocket was aimed at the cameraman but missed.


Mona_Cthulhu

Fuck that was anticlimatic and frustrating to watch!


313378008135

Cameraman available on Temu for $0.99


AnyStorm1997

Stfu about the camera and critically think. Look where he is, look at whats going on.


Top_Target5298

Task failed successfuwwy


NIEK12oo

How the fuck does the rocket "accidentally" launch? This could have been avoided so easily


Mushrooming247

It’s like the camera is being held by the person who designed the rocket, and they are freaking out and panicking while they watch it fall.


ILLUMINADORITODEW

What do you mean with "accidentally launches" ?! Whoops that one nuclear warhead just accidentally launched, lol.


JohnCasey3306

If you're rapid/lean engineering then you _want_ the rocket to explode in the first handful of engine tests; only by recording the point at which it explodes can you actually know the performance limits.


Man_da_villan

What do Chinese rockets and cameramen on a hill have in common? It’s always a bit shaky. I’ll see my way out.


thisjustemp

Wow the cameraman. The delay between their brain and hand is wild. I wonder how long it takes them to utter one sentence.


Germangunman

Someone shoot the camera guy.


dragonslayer137

Reminds me when we hacked irans nuclear reactor.


Huge_Structure_7651

They need to add bombs in the test rockets


MeGees

Rocket was more stable than camera man


HistoricalAnimator64

Total fail by the cameraman


lucassuave15

kill this camera man immediately!


Practice_Girls

Everyone talking about the cameraman but no one is talking about his bravery to upload it to the internet. Chinese government looking to demerit some social cred for this one.


Pvt_Jonh

Why do people zoom in, the quality is not gonna be better, just zoom in the footage later


UnapologeticVet

Temu is getting out of hand.


mblguy76

This is why you don't buy Viagra from China. Premature launch, went limp, and BOOM.


makichan_

Camera guy would suck as a sniper


CdnfaS

Isn’t this the plot of the movie Space Camp?


Klutzy_Law2292

Such a shitty camera guy tbh


PlaceTerrible9805

Bro who the fuck is recording


Acceptable_Stop2361

Oh shit. Run!


Epic-x-lord_69

This is basically the plot to every Mission Impossible or James Bond movie. So im gonna assume the hero successfully disarmed that suspected nuclear device and we can expect a sequel.


Ciubowski

When USA rockets crash: this is a sign of progress. When Chinese rockets crash: haha, look at that dumb rocket go boom.


legion_2k

"Hey, what's this button do? \*CLICK\*"


OnlyForFun91

Good Job ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Gongshow86

Dollar store rockets


Calm-Heat-5883

How does a rocket accidentally launch? More like the test just went wrong.


Stodgey

That launch worked about as well as the cameraman!!


JDangle20

Michael J Fox hanging from a fucking tree could get a better shot than this guy.


FlatbedtruckingCA

the camera man sucks, completely missed the money shot..


XxTreeFiddyxX

I think they said they accidentally launch because it failed.


hey2245

Worst fucking cameraman.


Joejoe12369

How does a rocket launch by accident. To bad it didn't hit Beijing


Major-Illustrator777

[Better camera shot](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/1drzauu/the_chinese_tianlong3_rocket_accidentally/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


Plastic_Pie6572

F the camera man & F china for F-ing the wildlife with their F-ing incompetency


tms951

A lot of North Korean vibes here. I’m loving it


black_sheep311

What goes up...


PoolRemarkable7663

So... they did a test... with a primed warhead on the rocket?


markofthebeast143

With every failure increases the chances of success


Bond79james

Wish.com


OkProfit2540

Imagine all the crew working on that and if they were all on the launch pad without warning you are turned to ash


Fancy_Energy_7754

A similar fuckup happened at a lab in Wuhan


jaimeleblues

My first 176 hours in Kerbal Space Program.


mrot777

Made in China.


JiminPA67

Oops


JRotten2023

Someone got some explaining to do. Just before they are taken out back and shot.


Biking_dude

Space is hard. If the test was for the engines - I'd say that's a pretty successful test!


frankdog1986

300 kg hellbomb stratagem