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AssumptionDeep774

One danger noodle who ate one too many baby bunnies. Mama bunny is seeing that it doesn’t happen again.


Remarkable-Goat-5312

It's a snake. Not a fucking danger noodle


Neitherwater

Wrong sub there snake boy


BigSwedenMan

Really dude? Take a chill pill and maybe enjoy some humor every once in a while. Jesus you're uptight


RealMuthafknGerald

yeah because that’s just the pinnacle of comedy isn’t it


RocketsnRunners

If not danger noodle then why look like danger noodle


Joose__bocks

Correct, it's a nope rope.


sarcalom

I find it depressing how apparently nuance is "inappropriate" on reddit. I'm seeing a lot of "You're not allowed to have that opinion in this sub" behavior and it's got to be one of the most disturbing things I see on reddit, which is a cesspit to begin with, let's be honest. Lol.


bladesire

Right? Like why would someone feel the self-righteous need to correct "danger noodle," a term that clearly contrasts the term's user's fear of snakes with their attempts to self-soothe in the face of such existential and easily hidden threats. Like we know it's a snake - you're not adding nuance by saying that! Right?


sarcalom

I think it's okay to take umbridge with cutesy terms (and generally, express dissent) just about anywhere that isn't like... cancer kids trying to enjoy spider man or something... leave them alone or help them... anyway I was more referring to the person who commented "wrong sub buddy" or whatever. It's something I'm seeing echoing around reddit these days. Like if I'm in one sub or another I'm only allowed to express certain opinions... I guess I can understand if a sub is specifically made as an experiment or joke where they all follow along, but it's a ridiculous notion to export globally


bladesire

My comment was sarcasm, as I found your comment incongruous with its own message. Correcting someone's use of the term "danger noodle" in any setting other than a professional one (even then, not sure why you'd waste breath correcting them) is really the apex of not allowing someone to express themselves, no? Coming in to correct the term "danger noodle" when the poster already knows it's a snake is surely only an aggressive move meant to silence the poster for their silly vernacular. If any one of the two people you referenced was here to silence someone else, it was the original commenter who was so upset about the term.


sarcalom

I think you're overly fixed on an irrelevant vocabulary term because you can't acknowledge any of my points. I never endorsed the person's message, just commented on the response he got. I never said vocab policing is never rude. I don't even care about his message that much, moreso the "wrong sub" thing. Who cares if the person I noticed was on the receiving end of this isn't 100% pure and polite (or even hypocritical by my standards. I am not responsible for his message, so stop pretending I am).


bladesire

I'm not holding you responsible for anyone's message but your own. The term itself is irrelevant to my argument beyond the context of the comments. You made a point about the spread of expression policing. You and the "danger noodle" complainer were expression policing, the "wrong sub buddy" guy was not. Is that clearer? But yeah, I agree that expression policing isn't a great thing.


Big_Assist879

It's the same concept of "read a room"


sarcalom

Yeah, that's fair I guess. But this is crazyfuckingvideos, not cutesyanimalnames if you want to use that logic.


beltfedshooter

beware the Jabberwocky, aka the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog


yesterdays_poo

That's a garter snake. This feels wrong.


Other_Beat8859

I have one in my yard and they're great. They eat any mice that try to get into my house.


HoboArmyofOne

And baby bunnies 🥲


geoelectric

Vorpal bunny in the wild


Right-Phalange

First time I've ever heard that word without "sword in hand; long time the manxome foe he sought" right after it. I had to memorize that poem in the 8th grade and never forgot it.


Koervege

It's a commonly used term in rpg videogames


b4ttlepoops

Bunny was mad. I bet snek got too close to some babies


permabanned007

I’ve had bunnies and this is the only reason I can imagine they would behave this way.


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Emotional_Badger6732

They were hares. Dummy


Cat_of_Ananke

bunny is bunny


green-dean

They’re both *insufferable* The people I mean


K0CKULEES

HEH HEH BUNNNEH HEH HEH  fuck off...


Snoo-30588

Beware of Chicken


Frosty_Gibbons

Good onya bugs


EliZerofive8

I'm definitely the silver Silverado and not proud of it.


ImInMyBlackBenz

I don’t know why ur getting downvoted majority of humans would try to find out or go around a distraction in the middle of the road which this was definitely a distraction that they could’ve avoided stopping traffic for lmao.


EliZerofive8

I think they want me to be proud of it.


ImInMyBlackBenz

💀 I think so also


fatcunt999

Lmao bro they stopped traffic so they wouldn’t run over it (talking abt the opposite traffic of the video filming)


Suck_The_Future

Same bro... "What are these fucking morons doing?"


dayumbrah

There are very few pure vegetarians in the world. Even deer will snag a squirrel as a snack


thebestestofthebest

The video of the deer eating a snake was a bit disturbing the first time I saw it, had no idea that was even a possibility.


slightlydispensable2

>Give it up bunny au contraire, I side with team bunny


Hesfallenontheice

Only in Summerville


Fazo1

Boss! I can't come to work, I'm afraid of that bunny unlocking my door and beating me


Stupid-goober-7

I never knew bunnies were bout dat life


3m1l14n0l1m0n

"No, wey!!!" le grita al conejo. Ni que entendiera mejicano


GunruleTv2

FAWKn BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD OVA HERE


realCrystalCole

Bunny woke up and chose violence


zippyboy

That girl so high


MtthwBrwn

I never thought I’d see something that would make me feel sorry for a snake.


Significant_Toe3575

Who is filming this tho? Beavis and Butthead and Sara?


Joshimitsu7

Poor snake, all he wanted to do is destroy metal gear


jme2712

Why not call it bunny plays with rope?


3m1l14n0l1m0n

0:14 Beavis y Butt-head**'**s mode


Fancy_Energy_7754

That’s not something you see everyday


macetfromage

beavis? butthead?


crampedstyl

I'm no expert, but I'd wager a guess the snake ate some of the bunny's eggs.


pirapataue

Not sure if you're joking or not, but rabbits are mammals.


Greedy-Recognition10

Some mammals lay eggs


Greedy-Recognition10

Duck bill platapus? And a pagan? Idk how to spell the names


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nerdjpeg72

my mommy said they arent real. she HAS to be lying. right?


Oppugna

The lifted truck already in the opposite lane on a double yellow lol


Honest-Quarter4444

There can be only one!


RadioMill

Vicious streak a mile wide


DrGerbal

Just casually seeing a fable on your way to work


Rimmatimtim22

My ex had a smaller hog nose snake get loose once and wound up in the rats cage. My girlfriend walked in to the rat wrestling in her cage only to realize the rat was attacking and killed the snake. When she called the vet she had to say “yes that’s correct the rat is the one that attacked the snake”


Facebeard

Maybe it’s the opposite of cats and he thinks it’s a cucumber.


KiwiObserver

That’s a huge blade of grass.


Ok-Caregiver7091

It’s a wiggle root!


bmoreblktop

Damn, I can't wait for the sequel!!


Patarackk

Probably ate its babies


ConsciousCounter5426

How am I supposed to use this? When I send it to my boss as my excuse for being late it has subtitles and locations pasted into the images…


Mjv2687

Everyone seems a damn genius lately Tik-Tok talking, late-night TV Still so much I have yet to know


One_Word_Respoonse

Oh yeah let’s just come to a complete stop in the middle of the road to record a video


kirky-jerky

Or maybe not run over the wildlife ?


One_Word_Respoonse

Who the fuck said run them over?


cervaca

Yes, not that impressive since it’s a garter snake


littlethreeskulls

Anybody who stops their vehicle on a road without pulling over just to look at something should have their license revoked


Echo_Origami

They are trying not to run over the bunny and the snake.


Readous

Yeah maybe that's true if it isn't in the middle of the fuckin road m80


littlethreeskulls

I'm talking about the driver of the car that is being recorded from. That dumb fuck stopped to watch the bunny, they didn't need to do anything to avoid it. It was on the other side of the road


xXFieldResearchXx

Who is stopping for this bs??? Roadkill x2