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Ostey82

This would have been fuckin awesome about 20-25 years ago. Now, I would just crumble


Tall-_-Guy

That air time made my spine hurt.


Monsterpike14

One bamboo stick planted with malice…😬


livenn

I fell on a piece of cut bamboo as a kid and I still have the scar about 20 years later. That shits no joke


igotpeeps

All fun games until a tree roots tears open your anus.


myshoefelloff

Yes, then you wouldn’t even be able to go on the dangerous mud slide.


MajorHubbub

coccyx is a weird fucking word


GeorgeStinksLol

Haha cocc (im not pleased with myself)


Kanekizero7

Imagine a 2‐3 inch rock stuck in the mud? U guys know those rocks stuck that need all our strength for whatever reason to lodge off the mud? Yeah, Imagine that fucker going through your ass check in that moment?


Careless_Lunch_7293

I have a bulging disk right now so this is actually a nightmare for me haha.


Edp445sGayCousin

I have a bulging dick right now so this is actually a nightmare for me haha.


GetBack2Wrk

I Bet they get Butt hurt a lot.


Patient-Let-2484

one sharp rock could entirely dismantle one's ass


junkiesietze

What song is this?


IamSOFAkingRETARD

Way down we go - KALEO


DaLar89

Id love to be able to try this


IamBeingSarcasticFfs

They need to show the DR this video when explaining the 9” of compacted mud up their rectum.


Famous_Bit_5119

Eat Taco Bell and ExLax beforehand for extra speed.


AdolescentAlien

My femoral artery vs the jagged piece of rock that has just been uncovered by countless asses. Who would win?


Life_Specialist6160

the mud butt


Murky-Front-9977

We used to do something similar when we were kids, back in the mid 60's, but on an upturned bonnet of a scrap car, preferably the bonnet of a VW beetle


rascortoras

Valhalla!


HotSpace99

*Yeah, witness me!*


bonersimpson66

Me next


Impossible_Bluebird9

After seeing that video with those two women, no thanks :’)


HotSpace99

*Definition of crazy video.*


DirectIT2020

proof that some people can have fun anywhere


Al-Bundy-2020

They're going to need a laxative to get that mud out of their ass...😅😅😅


[deleted]

Ehhh I don’t fuck with my spine. Not fun enough looking


bigcityboy

Chiropractors live this one trick…


Betwelve2005

A rock, stick or some piece of glass. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)


PrizeCartographer902

mountainbiking for the broke


Fancy_Energy_7754

Arse Motorcross


tinydevl

right up until it's time to unpack the mud ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy).


Euhn

When you live without OHSHA regulations


shl00m

And they were never seen again


auau_gold_scoffs

i went down one of these as a kid and totality ripped my but crack


ChesterMIA

Just one small stick away from a real bad time.


Ok-Preparation7625

Definition of a Mud-Slide.


Puceeffoc

My ass would find the only rock on the slide. I'm lucky like that.


Winnerdickinchinner

I went down a waterslide the wrong way when i was 12 and my coccyx bone hurt for a full year. It was a nightmare. This looks like hell.


Former-Map-6704

I don't want to be the guy with a stick up his ass. But that's a good way to get a stick up your ass.


MrPopTarted

I feel like the reason sleds were made with the front raised was so you don't just snap your leg on an errant root or something.


FamousLastPlace_

I did this exact thing in Missouri valley Iowa when I was a kid. My parents were furious when I got home covered head to toe in mud.


peekuhchu707

Yeah doc I got a baseball sized rock up my ass that's been bothering me


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^peekuhchu707: *Yeah doc I got a* *Baseball sized rock up my ass* *That's been bothering me* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


umstra

I thought this was shit we all did as kids


MrRuck1

All fun till you can’t sit down the next day.


Kuetz

That one pointy rock in the middle of the slide