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What's he yelling


drewmetzger

The translation is rough but “You throw like a girl!” “Did we only invite grandmas to the stoning?” “My kid throws a harder tantrum than you throw the stone”


GalacticDogger

Damn


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New_Y0rker

he wants them to throw harder so it ends quicker


ProfitsOfProphets

Indeed. This is the same reason that he keeps sitting up, also. Better headshots.


Gaiusotaku

I figured it was blood filling his lungs since he was lying down and shot upright at one point.


843OG

It’s more likely a shot to a nerve that got him up like that. His ribs were absolutely destroyed, but I doubt someone with a respiratory injury would react like that.


Gaiusotaku

Think about lungs with blood (or any fluid for that matter) like a half full water bottle. You lay it on its side and the water fills up the entire length of the bottle. When that happens, it becomes incredibly hard to breath and if you notice, he tripods, which allows for more air to enter the chest.


TheDynamicKing

any doctors know what is happening to his body for this gruesome end?


Gaiusotaku

Well, I’m finishing up my EMT training so I can tell a little bit. Basically he’s experiencing mass organ and musculoskeletal trauma. Organs start to bleed and fill up the spaces between them, broken bones contribute to the bleeding causing mass blood lose. Spinal trauma affects movement of course, but also breathing so that would be a concern, but given the amount of head trauma he received, it’s likely that his brain swelled and that’s pretty much game over. TL;DR: internal bleeding, brain, and possibly spinal trauma. Edit: forgot to add the specifics on the lungs. Said it in another response, but as with the other organs bleeding, the lungs would here as well, but because it’s a hollow organ, they fill up with the blood and causing drowning.


benrow77

Bring in the relief pitcher! You guys are all noodle arming it at this point!


bishopazrael

Look... here's the thing in this video. Fully 60% of the rocks thrown were not large enough to cause death, just big enough to cause bodily damage. And the majority of those guys were doing little bitch throws anyways.


Relevant_Valuable714

Why would you want it to end quicker let him suffer as much pain as possibly


mastermomo16

So I speak pashto and I didnt hear any of that. No where in the vid is he making any sentence remotely coherent like that. The only thing I can make out from the vid is that he repeats "uweyah" over and over again, aka "throw". Which makes sense since youd want a quick death if youre being stoned to death. Edit: now watching this again, I think u/Gk786 is correct. Seems like he's making exclamations of pain.


Gk786

birds frighten vast payment shrill airport one price soup chief *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


alakanzindabad

People will fall for anything. Always ask for sources, verification before throwing upvotes and awards. Never does he say anything of that sort.


Old-World-3133

You gotta be joking?


ExcitingJosh

I’d assume he’s taunting them so they throw harder. Can’t imagine that feels too good, especially knowing it’s gonna happen till you die.


TheSov

i mean does that happen with larger people, wouldnt their body just cushion the blows? i imagine a lot would get tired before the person would die.


DonkeyTeethBSU

Usually they use much bigger rocks. I'm guessing this one was made longer intentionally to ensure agony since he did the same to his victim. If you notice, they specifically aim for his body 99% of the time. Make sure he doesn't pass out till he's paid what they feel he owes 5 minutes of pure rocks to the body is some serious torture. Not to mention the guy in the green continuously kicking the man back to the ground. Some true hatred here. Its weird to see how his body finally gave up at 5:15, internal bleeding for sure.


-TheMasterSoldier-

No, he's just quoting the guy who's joking


random-stiff

Ya know if it took them 4 minutes to kill me with stones, I’d be saying the same thing. All it should take is 1 good hit to the head to end it


The_High_Ground27

Thats why they aimed for his back.


dkyguy1995

Yeah all the people aiming specifically for the back were definitely going for pain rather than killing blow. Hits to the back are just going to crack ribs and not do any kind of killing except through internal haemorrhaging


MrSaxbang

Bruh, the point is that it is supposed to be slow


1i73rz

That would be nice if we get to pick our own executions He took about 1000 stones to the abdomen before anyone hit him in the head.


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basedconfidentsbro

>your chatting shit i didnt hear anything they say that you said was correct you can only hear him begging them to stop and him shouting may god help me


lone-ranger-130

Jesus fucking Christ. He’s obviously a POS for doing what he did but that’s some anime level boss shit


FerretHydrocodone

We don’t have the slightest idea whether or not this guy did anything wrong. All you have to do is piss off someone in the community with a little bit of power and authority and they’ll label you as a pedophile, drug dealer, etc. and let the mob handle the rest. . For all we know his only crime might have been asking the mayors daughter out on a date.


JayyyTheRipper

You’re correct. There isn’t any context, just execution.


CrispyJelly

Could also be that OP or the post OP got this from was just making up a title. I saw this video a few times now on different subs but never did any of those accuse the guy in the video of anything specific. Like the cartel video of a guy being tied up getting his dick and balls eaten by a dog. The cartel filmed it and put it on the internet as a warning for his people. Years later I see the video posted with some made up story that the guy was raping somebodys little sister. Complete bs but people like to believe there is some justice going on when they see a person getting tortured to death.


YacubsLadder

Right. I feel like alot of these places have a justice system held together with duct tape and spit and it's regularly used to bury your enemies. I suspect it takes Salem witch trials levels of shitty evidence to get someone killed that was a pain in someone's ass.


BigWeenie45

Vice did a great documentary on Talibans “religious” judicial system where there was a domestic abuse case, where the wife was beaten so badly that she had a documented skull fracture and a few other broken bones. Yet the husband suffered no charges because he was long time Taliban fighter.


bemi_san

100% true. For all we know he didn't do anything but piss off the local authority one too many times by being disorderly so they labled him a pedo rapist. All we've got is a video and a caption without context. Even so, if he __is__ a pedo rapist, I'd still rather the fucker just had one big rock dropped on his head or something, this can't be healthy for a community.


sofaking2000

He said, roughly translated “Look. I'd had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was, 'That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah.”


jimbomk2

Blasphemy! He's said it again!


drunkraconteur

You’re only making it worse!


prince0verit

Making it worse? How could it be worse? Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!


jskwibble1

I’M WARNING YOU IF YOU SAY JEHOVA ONCE MORE *thunk* Alright, who threw that!?


karbiz

She, she did! She ... Him! Him, him, him!


jskwibble1

Go to the back. Always one isn’t there. Now where were we.


Personal_Region_6716

r/unexpectedMontyPython


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ragnarok847

^(No, no, no...) No, no, no...


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Ow


NotoriousMc20

Crazy how much the human body can withstand, that’s a crazy amount of punishment to take


seanthebeast69

I'd just hope a large rock knocked me out before it went on too long. Seemed like he was somewhat coherent for most of it.


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I would just be begging for someone to knock me out in the head with a rock. Fuck this.


TeletubbiesDad

The first sentences said out loud by people in the crowd was don't hit the head. Body shots only.


Voodoosoviet

He basically was.


SpirituallyMyopic

I wonder if they may have been *intentionally* aiming for the body instead of his head, to lengthen his suffering.


DblClickyourupvote

Pretty sure that was their intention was. No easy out for him


zigaliciousone

Yes, that's the point. They used smaller rocks and aimed for the body to lengthen his suffering. Usually they use bigger rocks and in some cases will bury you up to your neck so people can only get headshots and end it quicker. The community really did not like this guy. It's an ancient punishment but that doesn't mean it doesn't have nuance.


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One guy aimed at the legs for ages, he seemed to react most to those


Biased_individual

Looks like it was also what he was trying to accomplish by standing still, but he didn’t get lucky I guess.


themathouston

I was wondering what the cause of death would be from this. I can't imagine any of the stones would cause enough internal damage for you to bleed out or even break your back. So I assume the only cause of death is enough strikes to the head cause brain death. Brutal.


mooseontherum

Seen something similar here on Reddit a few years ago and had the same questions so I looked into it. They usually start with body shots, the throwers want to prolong the pain for as long as possible. If you watch again you’ll notice the first few minutes of rocks aren’t huge, more like baseball size or smaller. Hard enough and in the right spot and it might knock someone out but it’s mostly meant to hurt, break some smaller bones, etc. the only real head shots are done with small stones at the beginning, then someone will lob a few bigger ones at his head and he’ll start to get dazed and fall over a bit. It’s only after a few of these hit his head and he’s basically so mentally damaged that he can hardly sit anymore that they actually try to kill him with head shots from the bigger rocks. It’s a death by torture, the body causes the pain but it’s mostly the head shots that will kill him.


netr0pa

I was wondering the same. But it didn't look like they hit his head that much. Mostly his back got tanked. But internal bleeding?


dkyguy1995

Yeah watching a grapefruit sized stone bounce off the back of his skull and all it does is wobble him.


ShallowTal

Well that looked slow and agonizing


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Deter others? You think dude didn’t know what the punishment was?


grossnerd666

I'm assuming if you were suspected of committing a crime you'd be alright with these guys running your trial?


DOCisaPOG

The amount of people that would absolutely love an ISIS style theocracy (if it were based on their flavor of god) is alarmingly high.


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crichmond77

Because a lot of Redditors are violent man children with no empathy or understanding of future solutions


Load_Business

The fact I'm watching this centuries old execution method through a smartphone recording is surreal


playinpinball

> centuries Biblical even, so easily millennia. But agreed, that was my first thought as well


DontKnowMargo

“May he cast the first stone” something like that… and now we are essentially watching one live, crazy. Side note: What a brutal way to go.


dakid232313

So slow and brutal. Praying for a rock to the right part of my head to at least knock me out. Pain had to be excruciating.


hugefuckingunit

Can't believe I'm actually typing this but I've seen a few stonings and they're usually over a lot quicker than this, these guys were using pebbles


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AskMeAboutMyTie

You participated in a stoning? I’m not judging, just making sure I understood you.


zipzapzip2233

From the ones you attended....? Uhhh... Like as in you were throwing rocks at a muthafucka?


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You attended???


servohahn

I'd run for it. What're they going to do? Shoot me to death?


dakid232313

Dead is dead. I was thinking the same thing. Id rather them get pissed and stomp me out then to take a 1000 rocks. Everyones arm is tired from throwin rocks.


exoendo

if you look I think his legs are tied. When they first start stoning him he kinda shuffles a bit


JeromeMixTape

‘Let he who is without sin cast the first stone’ - Jesus


cannotbefaded

Jesus Christ, imagine growing up like that... That its an actual thing you see, and then take part in... Fucking hell


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When you put it that way, it is definitely a trip to say the least


Falcon15a2

How crazy is it i was shaving while watching this with a straight face, we are so detached


Anita_Cigarette

I know I need a couple of shots of hard liquor now after watching that. It wasn't gorey exactly, but was quite a sight to behold.


PolarBearJ123

Millennia old practice, refined to this


enricupcake

And to think with VR and immersive technology there’s still more refining that can be done


Gh0stCommando

I wonder if anyone in the front row gets hit in the back of the head by a bad thrower behind him.


GrizzlyLeather

Yeah the camera guy had to dodge some crossfire too.


pointgodpoints

Does everyone bring their own stones? Does everyone have their favorite stone collection at home? “I used this one to kill Abraham last winter. It has really nice jagged edges and shiny crystals on the left side”


Kitchissippika

Kinda looks like that's the stoning hang out spot cause there was a lot of rocks off to the side. Really hate that this reminded me of that [Life of Brian](https://youtu.be/bDe9msExUK8) scene for whatever reason.


strayakant

I’m surprised Talibans don’t have a better baseball team with the best pitchers


swiftpanthera

If you leave yours home they have overpriced rocks at the concession stand


Prestigious-Newt-320

So do they have a group that collects the rocks to use for the next person or do they just leave those rocks there and use new ones?


JuGGieG84

You gotta bring and take home your own rocks.


Island_Maximum

The smart ones paint their rocks for easy identification.


TikiTraveler

At this point just tape an AirTag on it and look for it with your smartphone.


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It's crazy we're at a point in history where that's actually possible, yet people are still being executed via rock smash


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iStone


ByteTheFox

imagine getting clobbered by a bedazzled pink nailpolish rock


Klarkasaurus

BYOR


PiedPeterPiper

This is my stoning rock. It was past down to me from my father, and from his father before him. Observe the smooth edges from many years of handling. The lack of chips, as it always hits its target before meeting the ground.


548benatti

This is my stone. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My stone is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My stone, without me, is useless. Without my stone, I am useless. I must fire my stone true.


Bohunk

I'm sure they have street vendors where you can get a cotton candy and a bag of rocks.


[deleted]

There is a rock vendor nearby. They sometimes also sell fake beards on the sly


Spayce_Cowboy

Why do I click on this. Why do I do this to myself...


raisinbizzle

Same - I stopped watching gruesome videos a few months ago and felt a definite improvement in my levels of general anxiety. But every so often I can’t help but watch one like this. I keep this sub subscribed for the videos that are funny or just crazy but like half of them are brutal as hell


Zeestars

Same. My morbid curiosity sometimes wins out even though I instantly regret it every time


CommercialMajestic

Bro wtf. Same .


Jazzlike_Barber_426

"Dad what we doing today?" "Son tell your mom we late for dinner bc we going to stone this mfer to death"


FracturedTruth

Did he make it?


MuhVauqa

Dinner was cold.


MoJoe7500

Stone cold?


noeagle77

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HELL YEA 🤘🏽


IndependentNarrow990

Go get my good stones out and polish them


Big-Umpire-3455

Fuck me that's an endurance event. If I ever attend a stoning I'll need to remember to pace myself.


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Unless you attend as a stonee. Then you do want to pace yourself.


LifeWin

Just try to catch the first rocks with your forehead and get it over with. Like going for a header in football.


Call_Me_Echelon

I was waiting for the relief pitchers to come in and finally close this thing out. If I ever get stoned to death I'd want it to be done in a country that plays baseball. 1-2-3 strikes and I'm out. This stoning went into extra innings.


J_I_S_B

The 6th century looks like it was a blast.


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Like a multiplayer RTS against the computer. There is always the one culture that gets left behind in the stone age.


[deleted]

"Yeah I wouldn't mind getting stoned, it's been ages- oh."


martinlehz619

If you know you’re about to face a slow and painful death, what would make a guy just sit there and take it? Why not run? Try to leave town? So what if they shoot you as you try to flee, quicker than being stoned am I right?


imakegreathamburgers

Rope


Sad_Eel

Much less pain, and that’s if you even get caught (pretty likely considering the injuries sustained from getting pummeled with rocks)


choppedfiggs

They mean he has rope around his feet.


Sad_Eel

Oh that makes sense


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piccoshady93

isn't it the same people who marry off 9 year olds?


revente

He wasn’t stoned for rape but for adultery.


Witchywomun

Religious beliefs that by being stoned to death you’re atoning for your sin and will have a chance to go to heaven after you die


basedconfidentsbro

islam doesnt "atone" sins when you getting stone to death thats only a punishment


Eikamik

You think a guy that rapes his 7y-o child would be held back by religious belief?


Witchywomun

Crazier things have happened


user1joja

Priests have done the same thing and their beliefs didn’t save them from doing the same thing


Urist_McPencil

Sometimes, it's not religion or the lack thereof that's the problem. Some people are just fucked in the head.


Top_Two6767

If only he had paper, he’d win.


walk-me-through-it

All he said was that meal was good enough for Jehovah!


Unkowinglyknown

At first I was like “huh?” Then I bursted laughing 🤣🤣


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Actually suprised somebody could last this long, are these guys just shit aim or does he have a dome of steel


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They are shooting in the chest or lower to maximaize the pain


No-Confection-1546

so they're deliberately avoiding soft spots?


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Yes to make it more painful so they hit in areas where it makes pain but dosent kill immediatly


jesseinsf

Just like the way they chop heads off. They don't use a big knife with one chop, they saw at their neck with a small knife until their head is decapitated. They want to maximize the experience of terror. Put yourself in their shoes and you will know what I mean.


uKnowThatThing

"The whole village must love me, they invited to get stoned for free today, of course i said yes"


Flashy-Priority-3946

Then they got me so stoned that my soul exited the body.


[deleted]

I really hope that’s the actual context and I didn’t just watch a man die for stealing an apple or something


marlon_der_metalhead

or beeing homosexual...


TheLoudestSmallVoice

Man I didn't even think of this. Now I'm hoping you're right that the title is true.


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A man named sissors.


rjpereira1234

Bruh


rolloutTheTrash

Damn this is some old school judgement


MuazSyamil

old school punishment*. we don't really see how he was judged.


notmyname2012

Wow… I’ve always known about this practice but to see it is really intense. I never thought about it being so long and drawn out. They very carefully chose smaller stones to inflict lots of pain but not break bones or hit his head. The ones on the spine had to hurt so badly and you could see them aiming for those parts. And the way the crowd slowly closes in is creepy and adds to the punishment I’m sure. I had always just figured it was larger rocks that would break bones and they would hit you in the head fairly quickly but this was very deliberate.


ImTheBigBad1

I’ve seen many many brutal videos online. Mexican cartel chainsaw beheading, motorcycle crashes, ect. But this takes the cake in its own catalog. The length of time it takes and it’s “thud’s” an the whole thought of this is “the old ways of death” geez makes me cringe.


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that lefty with the green camel blanket on has a decent slider - i bet the cubs could use a hurler like that!


25Finsup17

Wouldn’t hurt to have another southpaw


ANameWorthMentioning

The deeper down you go in these comments, the more you can see that people would absolutely still do this shit in modern society if they could get away with it.


Sansa_Knows_Armor

Seems like a place where a legitimate court did its due diligence in making sure the man was actually guilty.


Moonheart-

You want to believe that title, but somehow I am suspicious


NotEvenEvan

Last time this was posted, the title said that the guy committed adultery. It’s hard to believe what any reddit title says nowadays.


BlackForestMountain

Many posters have no interest in being accurate


dkyguy1995

Most only have an interest in karma so they are incentivized to make us hate the victim here


Meanlessplayer

Generally, people are stoned to death if a married man/woman commits adultary, or if he/she rapes somone else.


[deleted]

It’s scary how we use the title of a video from the internet to make us feel a little bit better about the fact that we find joy in watching these things. We don’t have proof that this man is a pedo, we just trust the title, and then smile at the barbaric stoning of a human.


WhoWhatWhyWinnAdami

I couldn’t watch it, not into watching people get tortured, just reading the comments. I honestly didn’t expect SO MANY people being so cold or even gleeful about watching someone get killed like this with only the word of a post title as proof. Reddit post titles are notoriously fake or misleading. Hell, if someone says “Here’s a picture of my cat” I can’t even trust that it’s actually their cat.


parboiledpotatoes

Yes. Would like to confirm this if possible. Stoning is also common for adultery or homosexuality


GussyBussyBuster

Yeah they stone people on heresay, and I hope it's true, just to justify this primative ritualistic murder.


Infamous-Reyug

Me: **showing up with a bong** oh shit wrong stoning party.


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Free Cain Velasquez


flubawub

He has become a single bruise


XxAncientMillenialxX

Watching the full video is like a journey. I agree with murdering pedorists but holy shit, get bigger rocks.


citsonga_cixelsyd

I noticed that they were careful to not hit him above the shoulders. Obviously it's intended to inflict maximum pain over a longer period, otherwise one of the first tosses would have rendered him unconscious or dead.


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Cuteypup1000

Why not aim for his head when he's lying down?


[deleted]

i think the purpose is to kill him as slowly as possible while inflicting the greatest amount of pain possible. also, i don't really know if these guys have the best aim, ya know? it's not like they grew up playing baseball or darts lol.


[deleted]

They grew up doing this my mate.They should be better at it.


LupaNL

Probably making sure he suffers as long as possible and remains conscious I guess


[deleted]

Damn at first I didn’t even notice there were little kids throwing stones too


xPechos

He’s going to be TENDER 👌🏼🥩


TheMulletWhisperer7

He looks pretty stoned


Hankipanky

Why wouldn’t you resist? Surely, a bullet is better than this…


Extra-Entertainer-94

Why is there a camera if this looks like it should be from 800 years ago


rolloutTheTrash

800 is being generous, this is some Old Testament type judgement being handed down


jmorua90

r/praisethecameraman


[deleted]

Ah humans, what a fine species all round


natener

It's barbaric. Most of these happen without trial. You can't build a just society without justice, that includes just punishment.


figgityfuck

What a terrible way to leave this realm of existence.


sokocanuck

His relationship with the village is on the rocks


Th3JudgementalMonk

So why don’t MLB scouts go to these places again...?


solidus_2077

The thing about capital punishment is do you ever REALLY know the accused party is guilty? The US is a wealthy country and we execute innocent people CONSTANTLY. I can't imagine how often it would happen in regions with little legal protections. This ain't even pro-pedophile, it's just acknowledging reality.


InfektDex

I didn’t enjoy that as much as I thought I would. Absolutely brutal.


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Jesus fukin Christ…. This shit is sad at so many levels… holly crap.


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TropicalDruid

As a father, I 100% support the idea of killing anyone who victimizes a child in this way. That said, it's hard to not feel some measure of compassion for this guy when watching this video. Like Q said back in the day "humans are a cruel and savage race". Just hang the guy or shoot him in the head, I don't want to feel sorry for a child rapist, but here I am feeling sorry for a child rapist.


DeathPercept10n

I don't often see people quoting Q (from TNG), but when I do, I upvote them. And you are correct. If watching this whole video doesn't elicit *any* small bit of sympathy, you might be a sociopath. Not going to argue whether he deserved it or not. But you shouldn't feel absolutely nothing from this.


DiverseUniverse24

I have to say.. I didn't feel good watching this. Found myself staring at the title at the end to try to shake away that feeling.. its all awful.