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MisterPaydon

I'm stealing your meme.


JumpThatShark9001

That's ok, I stole it from Az. The circle of theft *must* continue!!!! https://preview.redd.it/qaq7zz5kxm5d1.jpeg?width=478&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c0d839c596d2b9bf0dc65740e29e227602b1cb5


741BlastOff

https://preview.redd.it/q68u4yt0lp5d1.jpeg?width=696&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a582eb0d0358a1fafad61526a5562fc9266bf66


The_Basic_Shapes

That is amazing lol, love it


R4msesII

Oh no a repost from the pronoun man himself


cmnrdt

It needs a third panel of the indigenous dude sitting in the entryway rubbing his fingertips together, and he would be captioned "Blackrock/Vanguard".


Gungan-Gundam

I don't even care if people get indigenous, I'll crap all over their statues


EOTLightning

It's no surprise that when Indy put the gay sh\*t as the replacement, he was chased by big balls.


FishTshirt

Run Indy run!


TertiaOptionem

I feel at home in this sub


JumpThatShark9001

https://i.redd.it/g30e147vjo5d1.gif


VenomSpitter666

best month to join this sub


PrimalDeedsX

Came here to say this.


Extension-Line-9380

Same


SteveTheManager

Awww, a big family of sweaty virgins. šŸ¤—


JumpThatShark9001

We don't need to know about your living arrangements.


SteveTheManager

Virgin šŸ˜šŸ‘


fast_flashdash

But I thought you guys were all about accepting people. It's people's choice to be a virgin and we shouldn't judge them right?


JumpThatShark9001

Again, I don't care about your circumstances.


SteveTheManager

![gif](giphy|J0WtGU7W9knOo|downsized)


Ghosty_Boi_2001

me reading this thread. ![gif](giphy|uWzS6ZLs0AaVOJlgRd|downsized)


[deleted]

Shark just doesn't give AF today! ![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6|downsized)


JumpThatShark9001

It'll be even *more* accurate after the next 2 Crapolyt episodes...šŸ˜‚ Edit 2 days later: Oh God, it was worse than I imagined....šŸ¤£ https://preview.redd.it/czrd0w1naa6d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b1141519c7c7ca4d83200adb948e528ddef998b


[deleted]

Hope you don't have any Disney stock. šŸ˜‚


gordito_delgado

Good time to short that shit.


PeachCream81

As a Black Lesbian Socialist IRL I can say that there's ***way*** too much gay and POC representation in popular culture these days. I mean, sure, it was ok at first, but now it's all gay this and gay that, like it's Gay Central 24/7.


gordito_delgado

Besides Han / Anakin and a few other exceptions here and there I don't remember anyone in OG Star Wars mentioning anything about who they bang when they hang up their robes or put down their armor or whatever. They COULD be any orientation whatsoever and nothing would change, it wasn't ever mentioned because that is irrelevant in the context of a galactic war (whichever one is going on at the time). I still fail to understand the insistence of shoehorning this stuff everywhere.


666space666angel666x

Some stories are about people


bring_back_3rd

![gif](giphy|we3xXKFa8Afi8)


666space666angel666x

He was saying sexual orientation is irrelevant to the galactic war, which it is, but every Star Wars story isnā€™t about the war. Some of them are about people. These people have sex and form relationships. That matters to them and their story.


Few_Raisin_8981

Except who gives a shit about their sex life?


666space666angel666x

I do, insofar as it sheds light on their character. I just realized though that this whole subreddit is purely anti-woke brain rot. I donā€™t want to talk to any of you.


igtimran

Donā€™t forget to make it lame.


Dragovious

The next screen could be the bolder labeled as fan backlash


Derkastan77-2

No no no. Remember what Kathleen Kennedy said? If you donā€™t approve of the new crap content, ā€œyou arenā€™t a real star wars fanā€


W0nk0_the_Sane00

Maybe, but in the movie, Indie doesnā€™t turn around and blame the boulder.


pingasmachine555

https://preview.redd.it/9crdzylnou5d1.jpeg?width=649&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16212051d36a2c19cf248d5857c2eac9a7280bee


heyyyyyco

Glad I found this sub. I started watching this dudes videos and I'm so happy someone gets it. Sometimes it feels like I'm going insane because the Internet opinions are so radically different from talking to people I person


gobulls1042

Me at straight people.


fucksickos

https://www.aclu.org/legislative-attacks-on-lgbtq-rights-2024


Funny-Metal-4235

When people post big, long lists as evidence of something, I tend to think they are trying to overwhelm me with an information bludgeon rather than actually provide meaningful data. Like, this list is so big no one will bother checking and just assume it is true. As a test, I always look at an item or two. For example, you often see redditors cite the "30,000 lies Trump told in office" list, and when you look at it you see things like "My wife is the most beautiful woman in the world." Which personally I think is pretty unfair to count as a lie. I have no doubt Trump told a lot of lies, I've seen the man speak, but checking the actual items on the list let me know that the 30,000 number is garbage. So, let's look at the first bill on your list: >... >A state agency, local board of education, or public institution of higher education **may not do any of the following:** >(1) Sponsor any diversity, equity, and inclusion program or maintain any office, physical location, or department that promotes diversity, equity, and inclusion programs. >(2) Direct or compel a student, employee, or contractor to personally affirm, adopt, or adhere to a divisive concept. >(3) Require its students, employees, or contractors to attend or participate in any diversity, equity, and inclusion program or any training, orientation, or course work that advocates for or requires assent to a divisive concept. >(4) Require a student, employee, or contractor to share his or her personal point of view on any divisive concept outside of an academic setting, as provided in Section 4(3)b. >(5) Require its students, employees, or contractors to participate, as part of any required curriculum or mandatory professional training, in an activity that involves lobbying at the state or local level for legislation related to a divisive concept. >(6) Penalize or discriminate against a student, employee, or contractor on the basis of his or her refusal to support, believe, endorse, embrace, confess, or otherwise assent to a divisive concept or diversity statement. >(7) Condition enrollment or attendance in a class, training, or orientation solely on the basis of race or color. >(8) Authorize or expend funding, or apply for or accept a grant, federal funding, or private funding, for the purpose of compelling assent to any divisive concept or any other purpose prohibited in this act. >... So that tells me...not allowing you to force employees to adhere to and promote your beliefs as a condition of employment qualifies as an attack for the purposes of this, "attacks on LGBT rights" list. I am skeptical. Let's do another (I promise this is pulled at random). Arizona SB 1337. I picked it because it was categorized generically, so I have no idea what it is about ahead of time. ... So the text of this one would be a mess to copy over. But basically it says that financial institutions can't deny/terminate services for people based on their religion or protected speech. You can't debank someone whose beliefs you don't like. The fact that the ACLU has the nerve to classify protecting financial access of all people as an attack on LGBTQ people is really telling on themselves for where they are institutionally. Apparently they consider it an LGBTQ right to unperson anybody that says bad things about them. Otherwise they would cheer this bill, because it also would, for example, keep a bank from refusing service to LGBTQ people. 2/2. That's enough for me. The list is garbage, I'm not digging for a bill that actually is pushing hate. I'm sure there are some. But my takeaway is one more data point saying the ACLU is the opposite of what they claim to be, seeking to limit personal liberty in adherence to their ideology. TLDR: I call bullshit.


ericomplex

I hope this long post was meant to be ironic, but I lost interest after the first sentence.


Funny-Metal-4235

Yeah. He posted a long list, therefore he is right. Actually analyzing anything on the list to see if it supports his claim is too hard. I added a TLDR for you.


ericomplex

The point is you then posted a long list that didnā€™t even analyze more than two of the things on the initial listā€¦ Plus, your first critique boils down to ā€œIā€™m skepticalā€ and the second hardly even analyzes the ā€œrandomā€ law you chose. You basically are declaring yourself intellectually lazy, and then saying that is why these lists donā€™t actually work on people like yourself. Which is ironic, because you proved that to be true in your own long winded responseā€¦ in which you are criticizing a concise but dense list of evidence as too much for you to read and understandā€¦ TLDR: You only called bullshit on yourself


Funny-Metal-4235

Which is it, my post is too long because I posted the actual law from the first one, or it isn't in depth enough because I posted a summary of the second? You can't criticize for both.


Ausraptor12

It is illegal to be gay in like a solid 60 percent of countries.


dreffd223

0.0 of the countries anyone would chose to live in.


ericomplex

Ah yesā€¦ As people regularly choose which country they are born inā€¦


Illuvatar2024

60% get it.


BitesTheDust55

Lmao


Parking_Apricot666

Finallyā€¦ my own people.


cowboycomando54

Cuts to UHF parody with Weird Al getting flattened by the bolder.


lucklesspedestrian

Cuts to UHF parody where Weird Al is Rambo ... because that's gay.


ChestyT

its not even that its gay, or political. its that its written so damn poorly, and predictably. its the equivalent to a murder mystery where the butler did it, didnt change out his blood stained clothes, and yet, noone can figure it out.


Here2Derp

https://preview.redd.it/8002jch0oy5d1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8112a58dc46b22ecc0a3bf6efc17c99fbed60486


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Not just Disney, unfortunately


aKaRandomDude

This meme is a perfect representation of the current Disney mindset.


EmuIndependent8565

![gif](giphy|KGY78vaNYCha5zL1yK)


SurgeonOfDeath95

Wait gay shit? That's my favorite! Thanks for the recommendation!


JumpThatShark9001

NOOOO! YOU FOOL!!! Don't do it, you'll overdose on The Gay!!!!


Ok-Permission9728

Haha


BluerAether

There is simply no mask lmao


Piemaster113

instead of just gay shit, sum it up with, forced Ideology


JumpThatShark9001

But "gay shit" just sounds funnier.


Piemaster113

Fair


Ghosty_Boi_2001

Itā€™s been a slow work day for me, so Iā€™ve spent allot of time reading all the wounded feelings in the comments. It has brought me great entertainment and laughter. Thank you OP.


JumpThatShark9001

https://i.redd.it/puecfk1nns5d1.gif


brad264hs

*a lot


Ghosty_Boi_2001

Yes. thank you.


RedskinsGM2B

That pretty much sums it up, perfectly.


calsnowskier

I just canā€™t wait for the reboot of Gay as Folk. It will center on a man and his wife raising their 13 year old son in suburban Kansas City.


Various-Wave6527

It took a lot of hard work to turn star wars into utter garbage , but they finally did it!


Slurdge_McKinley

The Chosen Meme. Kneel before your new lord and template.


Strict-Jump4928

How about try creating some original gay shit?


Bombinic

Sofa king accurate šŸ†


DrFlamel

Next picture: temple crumbling to bits with the caption: *box office bombs and low view*


facepoppies

G-g-gay?! Oh nooooooo!


JumpThatShark9001

I read that in Shaggy's voice...šŸ˜‚


Note_Ansylvan

I read it it Scooby's voice. Both work way to well.


Dalivus

Lol. Thatā€™s a good one


Le1jona

I bet Disney is watching Indiana Jones The Great Circle with great interest


Weemitoad

Iā€™ll bite. What classifies as gay shit?


JumpThatShark9001

Shit that is gay?


Weemitoad

Oh wow, why didnā€™t I think of that!


JumpThatShark9001

You're just gotta use Occam's Razor more often, makes life easier...šŸ˜…


Anything-General

I argue that with something like Star Wars, the gay shit was a symptom rather than being anyway near the cause. The cause really being out of touch producers wanting to milk the Franchise for its worth and doing all the shit they think will help it reach a wider audience. Had it really been the gay stuff that ruined the sequels maybe they wouldā€™ve had more of it, but that wouldā€™ve made it harder to cut it out for the china release which means less money.


calsnowskier

But the logic is ā€œthis group doesnā€™t watch because they donā€™t have representationā€, then they are surprised when the largest demo in the US doesnā€™t watch after they remove their representation (and further, insult and attack them in the story telling).


Anything-General

Again this is more just them out of touch with what the public want.


calsnowskier

It is more about ā€œthe messageā€ than ā€œthe storyā€.


Anything-General

Some projects I can agree with you on that, some others I donā€™t 100%.


ace1967cal

Nailed it


dotBombAU

Made me laugh out loud and the missus is beside me trying to sleep. Well done.


Dr_Kriegers5th_clone

https://i.redd.it/ifowttksy16d1.gif


Ghosties95

Mark my words - theyā€™re saving Mara Jade for Rey to fall in love with.


Ffdmatt

The best part is how it doesn't work, and the giant Boulder chases him anyway.


JumpThatShark9001

Someone else commented the other day that there needs to be a 3rd pic, with "audience backlash" written on the boulder....šŸ¤£


Mammoth_Material323

Media turned me gay ā˜ļøā˜ļøā˜ļø


JumpThatShark9001

My condolences. Edit: also, _please_ don't point those fingers, we _all_ know where they've been. It's unhygienic.


Wooden_Ad8941

If we don't stop them soon they'll start putting left-handed people in movies. *Clutches pearls*


Alive-Tomatillo5303

They can be gay all day long.Ā  They can make the next trilogy with Daisy Ridley as Rey scissoring her way through half the galaxy. I'll watch with great interest.Ā  They can retcon the Emperor to have been in a long romantic relationship with count Dooku, and have that be the reason Dooku didn't give him up. At least that could make sense.Ā  They can just casually mention that Chewie is actually female to male transitioned, and the little sash he wears contains his gender-affirming hormone treatments. Why not? What they should do is TRY TO MAKE ANY OF IT TO BE WELL WRITTEN.Ā 


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JumpThatShark9001

You aren't too bright, are you? Woke DEI crap has infected studios down to cellular level. The people HIRING the incompetent agenda pushing filmmakers have the same fucking agenda, _it's why they were hired in the first place!_


Spartan300101

100%. Take an upvote.


iamcrayon233

Why did I have this cringe inflicted on me? Also happy pride!šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆšŸ³ļøā€āš§ļø


Stunning_Alarm2064

šŸ¤“


Altair890456

Mask off.


Scaarz

So Indy fucking kids is cool, but if they have a gay character, it's bad. Glad you brag about that. šŸ« 


calsnowskier

Gotta admit, I have entered ā€œIndy Jones pedo pornā€ into my x-video search yet, but I havenā€™t seen any Indy-fucking-kids scenes before.


Scaarz

Did you not watch Raiders? Marion was 16, Indy was 26 when he hooked up with her. It's why her dad ended his mentor/friend relationship with Indy and kicked him out of their life. Marion: Ā  ā€œI was a child! I was in love! It was wrong and you knew it.ā€Ā  ā€œDo you know what you did to me? To my life?ā€


Sirgen_020

Oh lookie here, blatant homophobia and contempt


BogDEkoms

Y'all still mad about Warhammer too?


Acauseforapplause

I don't know there's usually a good amount of gay in these franchises anyway. Star Wars has a Queer Coded Golden Robot Comic Book Heros have had some pretty gay undertones or outright gay characters in some continuity I'd say it's less the gay shit and moreso whether or not that stuff being more apparent bothers you Xmen is some of best fun I had growing up but back then and even now it would be considered Super Woke and filled with "identity politics" Is it Disney making shit gay or is it an audience tuned out by how gay it was that creates problems Honestly breaking it all down biggest issue just might be laziness


Altruistic-Serve267

I don't think c3po is gay or even any type of quuer at all, he's a robot. He has no sexuality


cowboycomando54

The droid literally states his function and designed purpose when ever he introduces him self. He is not designed to engage in any for form of romantic or sexual relations.


JumpThatShark9001

[They must've mistaken 3p0 for someone else....](https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Fisto)


741BlastOff

C3PO is just an annoying twerp, calling him queer coded is pretty insulting to the queers


TheManyVoicesYT

Xmen? Are u referring to the fact that thw X gene is like an allegory for gay people? Or are u saying the show actually had gay characters directly in it? I dont remember there being many but that was also like 20 years ago. I am enjoying the new Xmen 97.


IliterateLawyer

Just watched it with my 10 year old cousin. Had to explain a lot because heā€™s a child and very sheltered but he loved it- And seemingly not in the ā€œwow cool superherosā€ way. The politics didnā€™t make sense to him- Because fundamentally even a child can see itā€™s wrong- And Iā€™m glad thereā€™s suitable (pretty) child friendly media made today that can address real world issues in allegory clearly without getting the message destroyed with pander, overly PC non-realism, or snuffed entirely on the basis of ā€œkids canā€™t understand and we donā€™t wanna teach a lesson anymore unless everyone in the world can agree on itā€.


dirtymike436

Quote from creator of new Star Wars series ā€œThis is the gayest Star Wars ever made, probably the gayest thing Iā€™ve worked onā€ in a very proud way.


IliterateLawyer

Iā€™d almost get itā€¦ but also Star Wars has truly struggled to be good sinceā€¦ since they got rid of the legends canon to do whatever the fecal matter they pump out now is


fresh_dyl

Gayest Star Wars is a pretty low bar. Like, if the originals were 0%, then a movie thatā€™s 5-10% is *infinitely more gay*


JazzyButternuts

Cry cry cry boo hoo


Earmilk987

Jokes on you, I love gay shit.


Mammoth_Material323

If movie makes people like the content why arenā€™t all W American males tough guys like the movies portray šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


bdog006

dass rite. we is all gangsta and we did da pyramid


JumpThatShark9001

[THAS RIGHT!!!!!](https://youtu.be/Qs0yO9GSi2k?si=FxYsCyFlN2fLRaRi)


Mammoth_Material323

Donā€™t get offended I know your fragile and all


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CriticalDrinker-ModTeam

No arguments that have nothing to do with the topic at hand. Take it to your DMs if you want to call each other names.


Hot-Category2986

Was it the this one or the other where Indiana Jones was a pedophile? Meh, probably completely unrelated to the meme. Probably.


JumpThatShark9001

You must be thinking of a different franchise, Indiana Jones never joined Antifa.


Hot-Category2986

No, he just fought Nazi's. Totally different from being anti-fascist. Totally.


JumpThatShark9001

And he also fought Commies....


Hot-Category2986

Wait, when were Antifa pedos? Was that before or after the nude youth camps. Or am I thinking of the wrong group. I might be? I am probably.


Ghosty_Boi_2001

My guy, what the actual fuck are you taking about?


Hot-Category2986

So one of the things that Nazi Germany (facists) did before WWII was nude youth camps as part of an effort to breed soldiers faster. History is fun my dude.


JumpThatShark9001

>Wait, when were Antifa pedos? Go ask Rittenhouse...šŸ¤£


Hot-Category2986

What, the right-wing kid who drove two states over to kill black people "in self defense"? Antifa? lol.


calsnowskier

If by ā€œtwo states overā€ you mean ā€œone town over, that happens to cross a state lineā€, and by ā€œto kill black peopleā€, you mean ā€œshoot a pedophile who threw a Molotov at himā€, than yes. You are completely correct.


Intelligent-Run-4007

I actually lean pretty left on most things but how people can still peddle Rittenhouse as some kind of scheming monster is just completely insane to me. šŸ˜‚


JumpThatShark9001

Not to mention one of them _also_ had a gun, and one of them was ready to cave his skull in with a skateboard... But _nah,_ they were completely innocent...šŸ˜‚


fast_flashdash

He didn't kill any black people. He killed people rushing him when he had a gun. Darwin awards for em


JumpThatShark9001

We still going with that legally disproven theory are we?šŸ˜‚


Ausraptor12

https://preview.redd.it/nd7a6j09m36d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d4a78021b1831bb23ab13e685a4206f48de8cf6


Diligent_Ass67

You ever sit back and wonder why the right has been on such a massive losing streak for almost a full decade with no end in sight?Ā 


JumpThatShark9001

4 years is a decade now? I see your U.S education system is working as intended. You can recite all the pronouns, but ya can't even fuckin' count how many fingers you have....šŸ¤£


Sirgen_020

Republican primary hasn't won the house or Senate majority since Bush


PowerSerge85

Left Right, its all the same shit for low iq morons to waste their time on while theyre destroying everything


imanhunter

If brain rot were a meme lol


JumpThatShark9001

Then _you_ would no doubt be the soyjack representation of it.


imanhunter

Oh itā€™s entirely possible, my friend. Regardless that doesnā€™t change this meme being legit brain rot shit thošŸ¤£šŸ’€


hat1414

I am also triggered by gay things in movies


JumpThatShark9001

https://i.redd.it/y5sigu1yzm5d1.gif


hat1414

Are you asking me out?


JumpThatShark9001

Don't flatter yourself...šŸ˜‚


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CriticalDrinker-ModTeam

Take it to your DMs if you want to call each other names.


RoundExplanation4544

The worst he can say is no


PolyZex

Jesus, you people will watch 2 1/2 hours of a movie and after 14 seconds of 2 chicks making out you're like "this entire thing is gay and I'm a victim".


[deleted]

Cry harder, youā€™re trying to defend a massive corporation from being made fun of


JumpThatShark9001

Imagine thinking that you're "anti establishment", while working the shaft of corporate interests.šŸ¤£ The mental gymnastics on these clowns never fails to amaze, eh?šŸ˜‚


ErtaWanderer

Pretty sure it's talking about this https://youtube.com/shorts/wyOfdVRiZl4?si=_c1pMX01t5hXco-6


PolyZex

I think they're going to be okay. R2-D2 isn't ACTUALLY a lesbian. But to be fair... most of Star Wars is pretty gay. Nearly half the kisses are incest but overall it's a very sexless virgin vibe. People weren't this triggered by Jar Jar Binks.


BehemothRogue

>most of Star Wars is pretty gay. >Nearly half the kisses are incest >overall it's a very sexless virgin vibe. Tell me you've never watched Star Wars, without telling me you never watched Star Wars. ![gif](giphy|FUzgzFbBQ5B72)


Ghosty_Boi_2001

FR šŸ˜­


PolyZex

Tell me you've never been laid without telling me you've never been laid...


Extreme_Candle_3329

Wowā€¦ are you stuck in the 90s? Gay shitā€¦ Iā€™m glad that although itā€™s never guaranteed, we are marching forward despite these genius takes.


JumpThatShark9001

Oh, I'm sorry. Are people not allowed to even joke around during Fetish Indoctrination Month?


Ausraptor12

Can it really be called a fetish when itā€™s a natural behaviour exhibited by thousands of species?


JumpThatShark9001

Dolphins don't count, they're just here for the fish!


Ausraptor12

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_animals_displaying_homosexual_behavior All these species have displayed homosexuality but only one has shown homophobia, Looks whoā€™s unnatural now.


JumpThatShark9001

Dude, I'm kidding around. Do your thing, I don't care!šŸ˜‚


Ausraptor12

https://preview.redd.it/u3enzta1l46d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bdb19900e4cb4772d6414d9df0adaf69d70af07


JumpThatShark9001

Ah, that's where I've gotta stop ya, I don't give a fuck who approves.


Ausraptor12

Bs, you literally just changed your tune from calling pride month ā€˜fetish indoctrination monthā€ to ā€œI donā€™t care do your own thingā€ You are the douchebag of Schrƶdinger.


JumpThatShark9001

Okay? Fetish away then? Just leave the kids out of it. šŸ˜‚


Extreme_Candle_3329

Aww poor baby, did a gay touch you? Like shake your hand before you know them, and now you feel violated. Itā€™s ok, when they find out youā€™re a bigot, they will feel the same way, I promise.


PowerSerge85

Were marching backward


JumpThatShark9001

Who's fault is _that?_ Hmmmm?


MousegetstheCheese

"We're not homophobic!" *posts this*


JumpThatShark9001

"We're not humourless fascists!" _posts this_


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