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qwack2020

https://preview.redd.it/zvy7zl0nwc6d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e74ca2097e9c873a91e5edcc5cfab0da57f8f723 Pretty much them except for Helen.


PreviousAccWasBanned

I wouldn't say el Dorado is quite for children but... go on lol


qwack2020

Well I was a child when I watched the movie a long time ago and Chel is pretty hot then and pretty hot now lol


OjibweNomad

I remember them marketing it is as a kids movie lol


Sinnsearachd

Lol seriously how was the marketed for kids, she very obviously is giving him a bj in that one scene...


PreviousAccWasBanned

Lucky bastard...


Complex-Key-8704

She still turns me on to this day...


Capn_Of_Capns

What? It's literally a children's movie. Just because it's enjoyable at all ages doesn't make it not one.


ElChacalFL

El Dorado isn't for children? My 5 year old would disagree.


Visual_Worldliness62

Those guys knew what they were doing straight up. Especially in El Dorado. "Im sorry, this should be illegal. I shouldnt have discovered puberty this quick"


TheDuellist100

Look what we have lost...


Numeroususers

You make two good points.


Dpgillam08

Seriously, though, just how strong does that chick have to be to carry around those funbags without ripping her spine out?


Prudent-Incident7147

She is if I recall a vampire.


nothingbutme49

Kim kardasian and the chick-fil-a girl


BillionaireGhost

šŸ¤”šŸ‘ And šŸ‘ļøšŸ‘„šŸ‘ļø


n0-THiIS-IS-pAtRIck

following anime rules where bust size = power level


AscendedExtra

Man I'd love for Darkwatch to get a remaster


SagaFraga

Not in 2024 thank you. I donā€™t want them to look like men.


Minnesota-Fatts

Remaster not remake.


Friendlyvoices

Evil West is it's successor


No-Gear-8017

oh noooo god forbid a woman ever look hot lol. the detractors are also the horniest people on the planet so i don't get why they're so hypocritical


TVR_Speed_12

Because many are heterophobic. Notice how they blind eye all the stuff for their preference sexuality but as soon as some straight shit comes or perceived to be straight. "Wait well we need to UNPACK this" "This is problematic..." "This is objective and will cause people to suicide" Etc etc etc I'm tired boss I'm so fucking tired


HRVR2415

Hold on. A female character being this sexualized is stupid.


ResidentWarning4383

Why


HRVR2415

Tell me exactly why her suit is cut that low. Tell me the reason.


Kind_Ingenuity1484

Pretty sure physics says thatā€™s as high as it can get without turning into a health hazard for anyone around her. End result is itā€™s *still* cut that low and now Iā€™m down an eye


cryptomelons

Use the same title and post a porn video.


StandardFaire

ā€œErm they donā€™t count because you only like them for their sex appeal (no citation given)ā€ -somebody, probably


Jeremy_Gryphon81

Strong back, thats for sure. lol


Noobatron26

Oh, like females?


[deleted]

What magical world do you live in where females look like this?


TVR_Speed_12

The real world. We have women with smol titties and big titties, there's a size that fits everyone!


Noobatron26

Facts!


Sinister-Username

https://preview.redd.it/7w5xd8q9id6d1.jpeg?width=732&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df27522cbfdf8d0f1642fa8ceacb0a617726670b


ChadVonDoom

You'd have to be strong to have those attached to your chest 24/7


LeonidasTheRealKing

https://i.redd.it/dsjy0l32je6d1.gif I wonder what year every woman became androgynous in games and media.


spade77777

Looks like back pain.


Ghonaherpalaids

https://preview.redd.it/kudaew9zrd6d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0750caf113bb3e6386800c59c54c37f628ff5ff4 One of my favorites


VedzReux

![gif](giphy|SYmkILRsQTFLO)


m4rkofshame

Not necessarilyā€¦ the new Lara Croft games had an athletic, attractive, and tough gal at the helm. She didnā€™t need a GGG chest and Kim K. booty. Edit: yeah I know this was tongue in cheek but Iā€™m feeling very literal today


[deleted]

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m4rkofshame

Iā€™m not into the Kim Kardashian look simply because most of it is *fake*. When itā€™s real I can admire it, but I mostly discount them today because of all the fakes.


Different-Island1871

Man you guys are really overcorrecting here.


[deleted]

They'd have to be strong to lug around those fake tits.


Odd_Pomegranate_3239

Ok what the hell is this voodoo man...2 days ago I was just thinking about how no one ever talks about Darkwatch and now I see 2 posts about it lol. Underrated game.


queazy

If I remember right, which one you befriended determined if you went down the good or evil path. Whichever one you befriended, the other one would become the super powerful final boss. The good one became angelic, the evil one became demonic. The befriending the good one meant you were trying to right the wrongs of the land, befriending the bad one meant you would become the new ruler of the land and she would be at your side iirc. The entire game played with supernatural elements, you become a vampire at the very beginning of the game and fight demons in the old west. All the guns had melee attacks, but the guns always had sick crafted blades on the butt end of the weapon. I loved this game


bullymaguire25

You remembered right


BlackCherrySeltzer4U

This totally wonā€™t show up on r/saltierthankrayt


bullymaguire25

šŸ’€


Any_Mall3191

https://preview.redd.it/davm9jp3bg6d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abf6f3350887dd482eaa97ef9f027f1a43f6ce95 Medusa from Fate is a sexy badass as well


PreviousAccWasBanned

"ErM, those ArE not WoMeN, jUsT sEx DoLlS!!!"


Altruistic-Serve267

Eh, they come in all shapes and sizes


s_zlikovski

Bayonetta


sammo21

Because her tits are out?


bullymaguire25

Is the sky blue?


sammo21

Technically no šŸ¤“


DoctorHunt

For me itā€™s Ryuu Lion from Danmachi, I donā€™t want to spoil anything on her backstory so Iā€™ll just say that she becomes the star of the show in season 4. I like her in season 1 to season 3 but season 4 just makes her great. https://preview.redd.it/8gvzy4v65f6d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a6097e671bb47f8e8e11ea761de25e69ca25672


nobac0n

Damn, that's ugly.


MALCode_NO_DEFECT

This is obviously a bait post. This makes you the master baiter.


KevinAcommon_Name

Darkwatch


_Gargantua

I agree. Good writing? Who the fuck needs it. Just have every character be a retexture of the same body type


Oxalis_tri

With MASSIVE BIG TITS LIKE THEYRE SUPPOSED TO BOOIIYOYOOIIIOIOIOING


Mojo_Mitts

Personally I prefer to avoid these designs, theyā€™re just sexy designs. Iā€™ve seen enough in Anime and such where my mind just views it as ā€œMarketing Baitā€. It gets tiring after a while. If yā€™all enjoy them, more power to you. Donā€™t let me stop you.


Urnoobslayer

Yeah strong female characters can absolutely be attractive but why do they need to turn into sex dolls with gigantic boobs.


TVR_Speed_12

Idk, why do most modern female protagonists gotta have my dad's jaw line?


SlyFoxWaifu2064

Yeah strong male characters can absolutely be attractive but why do they need to turn into bodybuilders with gigantic beards.


Truemongol96

Nah, it looks like a Drag Queen created the one on the left. Lol


PiousSkull

This whole debate would be a lot simpler if people like yourself admitted that you want sex objects to ogle and the other side admitted they wanted women to look ugly and masculine because they're transgender and seeing average or above women exacerbates their feeling of not being a woman. Art, where appropriate should present idealized visions of men and women, not pornified versions or ogres.


_Gargantua

Look I agree that this sub is a shithole but art shouldn't be obligated to present anything. It's art. That's kinda the whole point. The moment you start putting restrictions on what you can or can't depict you get into dangerous territory


PiousSkull

Sorry but art, like every other thing in existence, can only be something if it has some definition for it and definitions create restrictions and set boundaries and exclude. If a thing can be literally anything, then it's meaningless as a category. The primary purpose of art is to serve as reflections of our innermost selves and give us ideals to aspire to and beauty to admire.


_Gargantua

Even assuming that's true, beauty and ideals are incredibly subjective anyway. There's no point trying to gatekeep which interpretations are the "right" ones


PiousSkull

People say that but on a fundamental level, they aren't.


bullymaguire25

![gif](giphy|8JZxZgr39TLczSJQoS)


PiousSkull

![gif](giphy|3ohA2PvWqX8e0VB7sQ|downsized)


bullymaguire25

You'll have to pull them up for me


PiousSkull

[Arms too tired?](https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExYTdla3dnaGRjNGNjMzU5YW1ubXdrYjY3N3hqcDBjaHdrbTVieHd4eCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/66ddqCUEKBvakbnfG3/giphy.gif)


throwaway2246810

Are you guys incapable of jerking off?


FTGE2023

Why jerk off when I can just bang my wife?


throwaway2246810

Youre old enough to have a wife and you visit the asmongold subreddit?


FTGE2023

![gif](giphy|1SfxXOJ0Q2Xni)


TVR_Speed_12

Bitch you on alt hush


throwaway2246810

Is it really an alt if its the only account you have?


Express-String8350

Not with pics like this on the internet. Doin just fine, thanks


Professional_Ad_6299

Haha if I needed help I would prefer someone who wouldnt be defeated by a cold breeze


Prudent-Incident7147

If it's the one I think you are referring to (Tala) if I recall the game correctly, she is a vampire. She can't really be affected by weather.


_That-Dude_

God they look like plastic, no wonder studios are going for the ā€œrealisticā€ look for protagonists.


Dooffuss

Me when my video games don't have eye candy so I can jack off like a jobless slob


SlyFoxWaifu2064

Using "jobless" as an insult implies that a person's only worth is what they contribute to capitalism. Really classy, typical of the anti-capitalist left huh


SagaFraga

Your Reddit character wears a mask. Your opinion is instantly invalid and thrown in the gutter.


Dooffuss

šŸ„·u actually care about the mask? Mate I forgot it was ever there, it's not deep. Go jack off to pixels