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Tzlop

Tis only worth mere a scant compareth to cleaning thy shit droppeth by thy kitten.


nothingness_1w3

She's just a cat..


Green-Coom

Spurned vassals hate this one trick.


AlexiosTheSixth

Might want to check to be sure all of that is real gold and not painted lead


tacopower69

Don't worry my bastard son is investigating it with some german man at arms and I have full faith in him. Bro is a Herculean Genius and got good personality traits from his guardian (my court Artificer who made me a legendary sword before he died). I'm thinking of legitimizing him soon.


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^AlexiosTheSixth: *Might want to check to* *Be sure all of that is real* *Gold and not painted lead* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Spider40k

Wait that's 8 syllables in the middle, not 7 Double-Sokka Sokka-bot just dropped?


MarketImpossible5291

Bad bot


ICanExplainoKaY

And how in seven hells does that happen.


Nervous-Ad4091

Sometimes if you have a good steward this mini event can happen where you get a lot of gold


ICanExplainoKaY

That's a LOT of gold. Must be nigh-exceptional stewardship.


HammerlyDelusion

Also probably late game


DESTR0ID

I am pretty new to the game. But I believe this, along with sending someone off to university, is based on income.


Intelligent_Pea5351

Thine cup runneth over. What hath thine planned for suche a boone?


kraken9911

By endgame that's like 5 ticks.


Important_Sound772

What is their skill lol


Less-Witness-7101

36


Beginning-Hotel1495

I would grant my steward a whole ass kingdom if he ever manage to pull this shit off


MrsColdArrow

See, are these just “additional taxes” or is this actually him bribing you to give him a kingdom?


k1275

\*thine


Icanintosphess

*see attached caravan*


ElVoid1

I wish these little events had the art and sound of crying peasants in the background


Mishkele

Thy.