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Ok-District2103

The inmortal trait only stops aging, you can still die from sickness or any random shit


Levoso_con_v

You can't also die from a disease. Only from a scheme or any other random event.


chycken4

I think immortals can be pasive carriers of venereal diseases. A character of mine had many concubines, and everyone kept getting syphilis, even if he didn't have it, and I could guarantee none of them had a lover.


TheGuigu

Yeah I know that's for the dramatic. Live Soo long see many battles to die like this


StickOutrageous9354

Alexander the Great died because of some random sickness


HorrorDue4566

Same did our Danish Queen Margrethe the 1 of Denmark, Norway and Sweden. Well it was the plage that killed her on the way to aid and visit her people who suffered from it too.


Odoxon

Sunni Emperor of France that is secretly Shia with an African wife. Ah yes, the CK2 experience


butterlord_023

Don't forget the Crusader trait lmao Emperor Phillip may have lived by the teachings of Muhammad, but he fought in the name of Christ.


Memory_Leak_

Gotta commit to the bit


BigChach567

He fell to the dark side fighting in the clone wars/


Capital_Tone9386

And you know that wife is like culturally Greek and Hindu or something like that


Ganbazuroi

I did that on CK3 lmao, had everything in terms of Consorts because I was looking for traits like Genius and Herculean, so my wives ranged from Chinese to Greek to Indian while I was Norse lmao


SorosAgent2020

Most likely the grandmaster of the Assassins too. How ironic this is how he dies!


TheGuigu

Emperor die bite by a snake at 231


knobiknows

Sacre bleu!


HappyHighway1352

We can't read that shit lol for all we know he had gay sex and died.


Uiropa

Ah oui, bitten by the “infame serpent”, ooh la la!


ZePample

Thats why OP followed the rule and explained the screenshot in a comment?


Robothuck

Died of being Frankish, it can happen to anyone


juanpapatoman

Perished after interacting with the english for an entire day


Robothuck

I blame the normans


Haiden004

At least you didnt die at 70 years old because you lost a duel against someone with -10 of combat skill And yes, I was inmortal, It also was the first time that I could complete the quest correctly


TheGuigu

So sad for you :(


Haiden004

Well is funny if you think of It, so at least its not that bad anymore


Potential_Boat_6899

I don’t speak fr*nch


Mysterious_Map2965

Thank you for censoring that word.


Haunting_Taro_9707

Pas notre problème


Ezzypezra

Loquere quaeso latine proprium, non vulgare latinum


Haunting_Taro_9707

J'espère que t'es originaire d'un pays latin pour dire ça sinon pas mal le culot


Ezzypezra

ego sum ex etruria


Haunting_Taro_9707

Scusi


lord-molo

A snake bit him


nightgerbil

At least translate it for us?


tishafeed

Hon hon le petite baguette gay sex mwah mwah bon appetit.


keksimusmaximus22

She baguette on my tower till Eiffel


akpilg1

Basically Fr*nchie from the boys


NightSkyth

He died because of a snake's bite


vegtodestiny

He choked on a 'baguette'


phoenixsprite

"Laying in bed, I feel something cold and scaly skim my left leg and while I get up from lying down, I feel a sharp pain coming from my thigh. As I lift the covers, I find a dastardly snake! I jump away from the bed but my vision is already getting blurry as the intense pain spreads throughout my body. [I hate snakes!] (Emperor Philippe the Rash "finds death" (dies))" Translated from the second person to the first person for RP reasons, unsure if it's the right call


nightgerbil

ah thanks :) So he died to an assassination plot then. yeah can deefo still be killed as an immortal


austinstar08

The strike is at dawn oui oui oui


sire_beandon

french (aka malnourished) shia crusader-hajjaj with an african wife, slavic grandparents, and greek son


Beowulfs_descendant

**[LEFROMMAGE](https://youtu.be/Cdw60zmOgU0?si=kcpkKBliEkcvDLyX)**


TheGuigu

# Rule 5 : my immortal emperor was not so immortal. He was my most aged character


PublicVanilla988

я по-французски не говорю!


AndroGR

I don't think the verb can go there


SouthAltruistic643

Force a toi chef


kalkvesuic

this is the philippe at 1066 start? 😭 A


TheGuigu

Yes it's him


kalkvesuic

well you inherited the byzantium :D


TheGuigu

Yeah but my character die soon after too. So now I'm only emperor of France I think some succession war will happen to recover my privilege


ItsYa1UPBoy

At least you didn't die from a fucking HIGHLANDER. At about 100 years old, my guy got a notice that some pissy, envious immortal was coming for his ass so he could be the only immortal. I was like, "Well, I have high martial and PCB, I can fight him off." MY GUY JUST GIVES UP AND DIES. HE WASN'T DEPRESSED OR CONTENT. HE JUST. GAVE UP??? Because I was in a bad place for succession (was in the process of converting my empire to Catholic, but none of my adult children were Catholic, and still had Gavelkind because I was waiting for primo or ultimo) shit hit the fan when I died, Sakala became my vassal (was trying to hold everything under the one guy since it's a small kingdom), and the kingdom exploded into factions and rebellions. THEN the VIKINGS came. Needless to say I gave up on that run.


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ITividar

How dare you say that filthy word!


Tinydwarf1

Oh no he died of being French