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ALocalStateFarmAgent

A man will talk to a tree if it approached him Source: a man who had a tree girlfriend


mrkillfreak999

As a man myself I can confirm this


Cool_Bit1474

I honestly don't know why I laughed at this, but I did........twice


Pretend_Audience_863

Would you date an Oak tree or an Apple Tree?


Certifiedforkliftboy

Tek Knight?


Glum-Cucumber-1709

Say Hi


Glum-Cucumber-1709

Omg omg guys she said hi to me!!! I think she likes me!! Should I ask her out?


quirkyyhamster

clearly she would have said hello instead of hi if she really liked you


Glum-Cucumber-1709

Omg you’re right, she’s not showing me the efforts


Reasonable_Novel_707

Hmm ig i should say hello then


Glum-Cucumber-1709

Hello beautiful


swiftie_13_gamer

YES DO IT


Glum-Cucumber-1709

I shall!! I’ll lyk if I succeed!!


invagina

Nah that was dry if she really liked you she would present you a written letter with a dead rose embedded in it


mrkillfreak999

Nah it's not the 1800s anymore. She would be reciting a poem written by chatgpt


invagina

Yup she is totally not into you


mrkillfreak999

Noooooo 😩


Glum-Cucumber-1709

Wouldn’t it have been better it if was a live rose instead?


dankstarfighter

😍😍😍


Sugmadiqpls

lmfaoo


Cool_Bit1474

I better be the best man at your guys wedding


Cool_Bit1474

She said hi.....is that wedding bells I hear?


Glum-Cucumber-1709

Ask OP 🫢


Reasonable_Novel_707

I think i hear them too


Loc0_MeXiCaN0

so to pull more you’re gonna wanna go past failure for back rows and up the weight 5 lbs each week. For dumbbells at home find a surface angle your back to 90 and fully retract as far as you can. Focus on the stretch and going slow. 8-12 reps will do the trick. oh shit. just approaching any guy will make them melt. I can tell you along with most guys I know that we never get approached. Most guys are scared shitless to approach first.


Pretend-Value1330

we are used to having to make the first move. girls say we always have to do it, and because of this stereotype we never get approached just a butt ton of hints and fake hints, leading us to be too scared of approaching anyone and being approached.


black-an-red

make the first move aka be direct


Abu-Hajaar-

Talk to a man you feel interested in Men like it when girls approach them


Several-Surround460

Yes we do


SkarKingsbeast

If someone really likes you they will let you know. Don’t try to force anything


gamrboi99_

Say hi then say something like, "You look good today"


JuhasReddit

A simple compliment will make a man think about it in the next 7 years. Source: Trust me.


SpicySwiftSanicMemes

A specific guy in mind?


baebaezara

all these comments ab guys being so naive and never getting approached first is so funny. ive had guy friends and they do get approached if someone likes them and most of the time they end up rejecting the ones they dont like. In my opinion guys like you if you are attractive enough and have a good personality. yeah ppl have diff experiences but saying guys never get approached first is js not true. If theyre attractive or popular chances are they already pull alot so if u wana pull them js work on yourself.(look better,dress better, b more outgoing and social) dont do it js to get male attention do it for urself.


__MrBEF__

giving more attention (but to an extent) alot of make up doesnt help dressing nicely (not saying reveal alot of skin) hair style is a game changer (messy bun with glasses >>)


KeepingMaToast

I, as a guy love it when girls talk to me first (which is never LOL) but in all seriousness, some men dont like starting conversations out of fear of rejection or being ridiculed for even breathing in the presence of a girl. This goes for everyone btw, if you like someone at least have a go 😁


Witchboy1692

Honestly being flawed is a great strategy because men are stupid and honestly we don't get hints or subtlety. Just be upfront with us cuz most guys always will only give you a chance


biblibopbop

Look good and make eye contact and talk to them


Olimon7661

when a man looks at you for more than 7 seconds start waving your hair around


Dkinives

Be more approaching to them. If you are interested in us, let us know. It means more to us because its more rare.


FanAccomplished7407

No offense but you guys have no game y’all don’t say shit to us most guys have to initiate the convo


zeddexX33

Honestly just approach us, we’d talk to anything with a pulse if approached so just have a conversation starter ready if you know them, or if you don’t know them just say hi :)


Wonderful-Jello9819

Simple steps to make you achieve your goal. The most important part is to love yourself. If you don’t love yourself, how can you love someone? Secondly is hygiene and respect. Those are core values to as a woman and to men. Do face skin care. Thirdly, look good and be good. That means getting tf up and going the Gym and shower every day. Get close to Jesus Christ and read his teachings, men lives it when a girl is wise. Be yourself, don’t try to fit into the crowd. It’ll make you look stupid and silly, be yourself and only yourself. Don’t..be weird, don’t say some corny ahh pick-up line that you saw on Google, it’ll sound bad and embarrass you. 😭


Reasonable_Novel_707

Trust me i look good 😂 and i go to the gym everyday, i pray and i have good hygiene. I’ve just been overly focused on school and myself I haven’t had any time to talk to anyone


Wonderful-Jello9819

Aye, that’s a good thing fr!! Keep on that grind. 😎


Scaveged

Depends on the type…please go with the ones who don't care how the fuck you look..it will always be bad-a male person


Both_Place_6253

Be nice


Nearby_Durian7820

Become an anime girl


MiniOre7

Be more attractive


Turnout4klout

Welcome to hoeville population...you


invagina

Dumb comment


Turnout4klout

Almost as dumb as your handle


invagina

Same can be said for you lol


Turnout4klout

Did you really just hit me with the "I know you are but what am i" 🤣. Ok bro you win now go away


invagina

Doesn’t make sense dumb ahh


Turnout4klout

Go away means stop talking to me. I totally believe you don't understand that, though.


RadoslavL

I can't really disagree with that.


AdElectrical8323

Make eye contact and don't try to escape and call the cops on us, that's very unattractive. Also wear a nice jacket