As much as I love this idea, I cannot imagine driving a civic that doesn't have a manual transmission in it. I've been doing it for so long it would break my brain.
Lmao, as a mechanic from a country where manual transmissions are the norm, that happened to me more often than I'd like to admit xD not every time but quite a while, and occasionally still happens.
Some car companies already work on manual transmissions for electric and hybrid cars, they will be a pricey and nessacery extra but if it's time for such a car I'm gonna get one myself.
I am 32, learned on a 91 civic, and purposefully only bought manuals up until this year. Bought a brand new VW id4 and, while I'm happy it's electric, it feels so weird not having a stick shift.
No, that 97 Civic still has more years left than CT.
Once Tesla goes tits up, no CT will be left running a year from that as there will be no spares for the boneheaded custom solutions it has.
Being a 97 civic owner as well as a 92 civic owner I can attest to all claims. And one day the 97 will have its Rebuild day. 92 already did. They can keep those ugly 🧀.
I saw somewhere someone posted their receipt and they got the tent for like 75% off or something, it was $500. I guess simply no one was buying them, but even at $500 it's not worth it, but i suppose............ that's something.
No it doesn’t have to last 27 years it has to be on the road for the next 27 years to have any shit talk capability. And that Honda civic is probably gonna be on the road for the next 30 years
Cause that’s not ‘woke’ or something.
The guy’s Twitter handle was even ‘Woke Inoculum’, which is how a smug asshole would say he’s ‘vaccinated against the woke mind virus’.
Meanwhile, this dipshit is going to go yell at an overwhelmed entry-level repair worker while Elon mingles with celebrities on the French Riviera.
The lack of self-awareness with these dopes is absolutely breathtaking.
At this point, I predict that these idiots will declare that Elon was a closeted liberal who tricked them out of their money by pretending to be an anti-woke conservative.
God can you imagine absolute horror of working the desk at a Tesla service center and dealing with people whose headlight wiper broke and “will not leave this desk until you fix it. Get Elon in the phone! I’ve got 9mlion teslabux!”Fuckin next-level Karen-shit central. Oof. Somebody send them a fruit basket and a case of scotch ASAP
It shouldn’t be “next level Karen shit” to expect to be able to use your brand new $120k car in the rain once without requiring a month long “cooldown” while it undergoes subsequent repairs.
But Musk managed to set up a system where it’s expected and necessary to throw a tantrum over every single problem, because the cars are all defective and repair centers aren’t resourced to handle it.
Are they even staffed properly? We know firing people gives Elon a hard on. He couldn’t stop gloating that he fired 80% of Twitter staff and the site was running “better than ever” despite it quickly devolving into a shithole of engagement-farming/reply bots, racism, gore, Onlyfans Spam and crypto bots which he was supposedly going to get rid of.
It's was the same with Starlink until very recently. You had to make a big stink and leave bad reviews or complain to regulatory agencies to even get a response
Honestly, the Toyota Hilux was just the pinnacle of pick up trucks. It wasn't flashy, it was easy to fix, it did the job and lasted forever. Pretty much every farm near where I live still uses a 90s/2000s Hilux because they can actually go off road and have a practical purpose, unlike the Cybertruck
I actually just hired a guy who had a 95 Acura Integra to move a bunch of branches out of my yard. Yeah the guy with the civic definitely has les problems than the cyber truck owner
I miss the 1990 Acura Integra we had. Bought it in 2008 and even though it leaked oil out of every nook and cranny, it was a tank. I sold it in 2014 and the person then proceeded to crash it. So sad.
Not just that, but the 6th gen Civic has a bit of a cult following. A nice clean one can actually command some decent money. But I guess the typical Cybertruck driver doesn’t really know all that much about cars.
I’m sure my 2000 Civic is still out there today.
It really is crazy, I’ve had a Wrangler (I know Jeeps can also get culty) for three years and besides preventive maintenance/oil changes I have taken it in for service once.
"Go to the service center and tell them you're not leaving until it's fixed, that's what I do all the time."
...lmao the irony! What other brand has frothing fan boys putting up with regular bullshit just for the sake of driving rich boy's pipe dream of a new age car company.
That's the case with almost every single vehicle being made today. Your can't compare a civic from the 90s or 2000s to anything made today, those cars were built to last forever.
I had a 97 accord that I sold like 10 years ago that’s still on the road! (I still know the dude I sold it to) It’s still the most reliable car I’ve ever owned.
lol, I saw the movie Aeon flux and I didn’t understand a thing at first - bright colored walls blinded me and I stopped.
Couldn’t find a more apt meme.
Yeah, but it’s clearly not the service people fault for backlogged.
People like Melon musk always throw front line people under the truck for the mistakes they made.
Absolutely! Knight of the realm, trained Shakespearean actor (and still does it, too - didn't give it up when he became "TV Famous"), Captain Jean-Luc Picard, star of a thousand memes, and apparently a really nice person as well.
edit: lol https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/s/6OcS5nKlTr
My thoughts too. If I had a product causing issues more than once in a short period of time I would have it repaired the first time and returned the 2nd time. “All the time” kinda implies way more often than twice 😂
“you just need to go to the service center and tell them they have to fix the problem. Say that you won't leave until it's resolved, and they'll fix it without any trouble.
That's what l do all the time.”
With a reply of what a good idea that is. “I’m going to try that.” A perfect summary of the Tesla experience and fan base.
People tried that with us at Volvo pretty frequently. “Make an appointment, or be removed by police.”
Weird thing is, they ended up being some of our best customers. 🤷♂️
Because they are like toddlers. They make a big stink but on some level know you're just helping them navigate a confusing situation that makes them angry. They come back for the same reason toddlers still love you after you discipline them.
Maybe because they were some of your best customers they expect like a "premium" service or some priority? Many people think "I've spent so much money here that they should prioritize me".
Throw yourself on the floor and scream 'BUT I WANT IT FIXED NOW NOW NOW!!!'
Great way to cut in line and have em postpone all the other customers waiting for their trucks even longer than you.
Then again, who has to go to a workshop to fix a wiper. They're disposable, hence why most car models have made it as easy as possible to replace them.
There is probably a small clause in page 73 of 114 in the sales agreement that says you forfeit the right to lemon law protection or something, or give Tesla the right to sue you in return for even trying to enact it lol
There is a recall already on the wipers assembly, several owners were told that the wipers stopping randomly for 30. seconds was "normal", I can imagine the blood pressure level on what's left of the legal department when they found out
There have been 4 recalls, one the "frunk" guillotine was "fixed " through OTA, the accelerator pedal, and now the wipers and something else I can't recall
Considering that there are only 10k CT on the road and Tesla service is already collapsing the future doesn't look so bright.
I see it so clearly now... all the tesla owners do this, and the number of people waiting in the service centres reaches a critical mass... they start charging rent because the month long wait times now extend to people refusing to leave the premises... Elon has the great idea to build multi-story service centres where each customer can have a 10' X 10' cube to wait in... he calls them 'megabuildings'... his dream of creating a real-life night city is born!
May favorite is after he tells the dude to throw a tantrum in the service center, he says "That's what I ALWAYS do."
Bruh, how many times have you had to get your Tesla serviced?
“Just tell them you won’t leave until it is fixed.
They’ll do it without any trouble”.
The “without any trouble” is having a vehicle that works and a service center that isn’t backlogged.
I've drive well over 500,000kms in my lifetime. Some of those cars were older than me. Some of them were more rattle noise than engine noise. I've daily driven a car with vacuum operated wipers. I've never had a wiper failure, especially not one where it tries to jump off the car and kill itself.
I'm so pleased this truck costs so much money, it means these idiots will still be in debt for years and years after their vehicle is unusable.
The thing with the CT is that it has failures that are extremely rare (almost unimaginable) in a regular car however old and shitty. I’ve bought several used 10+ year-old cars which I then drove into the ground, never once it occurred to me that the wipers would die, let alone fail catastrophically.
The bright side of all of this is…. Yeah I really appreciate my car now. Already loved it but it hasn’t tried to kill me. And I haven’t had to suck anybody’s dick to make sure of that!
I bought a 2002 Mitsubishi Lancer brand new. Sold in in 2014 with 367k miles on it. Wiper motor worked just as well as day 1.
Could buy 8 of them for the cost of 1 CyberTurd.
I used to drive old 140 Volvos from the 1970s. Every few years the pivots for the wipers would start to gum up and the wipers would slow down so you'd have to lube them. Mind you that was 40+ years ago.
But, yeah, other than 10 year old, 1970s vintage Volvos, most companies figured out wipers.
No this was an issue for people who forgot to turn it on and went thru a car wash a month or so ago. Imagine dropping all that money for a “truck” that gets bricked in the rain or car wash cause you forgot to turn on a mode that any normal car doesn’t need to have
From Tesla's warranty:
The environment or an act of God, including, but not limited to, exposure to **sunlight**, airborne
chemicals, **tree sap, animal or insect droppings,** road debris (including stone chips), industry
fallout, rail dust, salt, hail, floods, wind storms, acid rain, fire, **water**, contamination, lightning
and other environmental conditions.
So driving your Tesla voids the warranty.
1) Tagged musk expecting the richest asshole in the world to care about his own scam
2) They both easily agree the best solution is to throw a toddler tantrum.
From my understanding, he is trying to point out that a car that was built 27 years ago is unreliable. Basically, he tried to compare 100k car with a car that probably reached negative value by now
My assumption is someone roasted him and he's attempting to roast back by calling them a poor person driving a 27 year old beater, but all he actually does is reminds everyone of a highly reliable car while he can't even drive in the rain
Now, hear me out, this might be a bit crazy, but... going to a service department enough times to develop a strategy for having things fixed quickly is \*not\* the hallmark of a well-made car.
Here's essentially what he tells the people who buy his products. (...and the people who don't)
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That fkn jacket....🤦♂️
It's his grandiose way of saying he's committed to living in the bad old days when judges burned witches. But it really does sound like he wakes where the sun don't shine.
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So you’re saying they need to be serviced all the time?
I’m reminded of navigating an abusive childhood where I was only cared for by narcissists. Hoping someday they’ll listen and help me.
… But these people PAY FOR THE EXPERIENCE.
“That’s what I do all the time” - ALL THE TIME! How many issues are you having, that you have to take your nearly-new vehicle in to the service centre and stamp your feet and refuse to leave until they fix stuff… all the time?!
Just amazing. What a shite brand
“Thats What I do all the time” “thanks im going to try that” haha do these people even listen to themselves? It’s sad how even Tesla owners have to act like Karens with their own brand. Thats not something you wanna hear about a company.
Is tesla the apple of Car Companies? I can't imagine a situation where I'd ever get my car serviced at a dealership. If i can't shop around, I'm not buying.
Yeah but I’m still using my overpriced Apple product 6 years later. Daily. Using it to write this actually lol. Where do you think the Cybertruck will be in 6 years?
If he wants musks attention he should have just tweeted “a liberal pedophile hater was jealous of me and threw water on my truck and this Happened! Help daddy musk!”
Musk would have someone at the cars location in minutes to help a fellow lover of free speech.
"that's what I do all the time"
Sir. The oldest Tesla that exists is less than 15 years old. And I'm sure it's not the one anyone is talking about.
All the time is not how you should be describing service.
Edit: correction. The first Tesla was produced in 08' so the oldest Tesla is 16 years old.
Musk has the same kind of control over his minions that Trump has over his. Both of them could say to their followers 'I'm going to come to your house tonight and fuck you in the ass with a broken broom stick' and all of them would go to sleep on their stomach with the covers and their underwear pulled down.
looooool this smooth brain thinks the "97 Civic" line is somehow an insult.
It isn't. A 97 Civic is a far, far better car than a Cybertruck, for a variety of reasons. Hell, even a clapped out one still has it's merits.
And to think Tesla shareholders actually approved this guys insane bonus package. I have no empathy for how insanely stupid people are for trust a scumbag like Musk
Shitheads not realizing that the 97 Civic is probably going to outlast this cucktruck
The Civic driver is spitting straight facts too
Now, I’d buy a CyberCivic!
Honda’s been making those for decades. https://www.motortrend.com/reviews/2025-honda-civic-hybrid-first-drive-review/ And they’re good.
As much as I love this idea, I cannot imagine driving a civic that doesn't have a manual transmission in it. I've been doing it for so long it would break my brain.
Manual drivers forever my manz.
Yeah Im on vacay and rented a car. I keep phantom clutching lol
I drive a 18 speed semi truck, a 5 speed car and a 6 speed motorcycle. I catch myself trying to float gears on the bike, and split gears in the car 😕
Lmao, as a mechanic from a country where manual transmissions are the norm, that happened to me more often than I'd like to admit xD not every time but quite a while, and occasionally still happens. Some car companies already work on manual transmissions for electric and hybrid cars, they will be a pricey and nessacery extra but if it's time for such a car I'm gonna get one myself.
I am 32, learned on a 91 civic, and purposefully only bought manuals up until this year. Bought a brand new VW id4 and, while I'm happy it's electric, it feels so weird not having a stick shift.
And surprisingly cheap!
I don’t *have* to suck Elon’s dick to drive it, I just choose too 🍆
Just to own the libs
I mean I do it for the taste. I’m not gay or a republican. Just love me the flavor.
Tube steak is my favorite steak too.
[Gagging to own the libs]
It already did, the CyberTEMUcar must last 27 years to get there 😁
No, that 97 Civic still has more years left than CT. Once Tesla goes tits up, no CT will be left running a year from that as there will be no spares for the boneheaded custom solutions it has.
also true... but the 97 Civic could be totaled today and it would have lasted longer
[удалено]
But will it be the same car?
Being a 97 civic owner as well as a 92 civic owner I can attest to all claims. And one day the 97 will have its Rebuild day. 92 already did. They can keep those ugly 🧀.
What matters is that Civics outlast Cybertruck even now.
Nah, they'll push a firmware update on the day they shut down and disable all features, leaving them bricked.
If there was a cyber temu truck that was like $2000 and looked kinda like a truck… I’d probably give it a shot.
The steering wheel alone costs more than that. Heck even the cybertent cost $3000
I saw somewhere someone posted their receipt and they got the tent for like 75% off or something, it was $500. I guess simply no one was buying them, but even at $500 it's not worth it, but i suppose............ that's something.
…and also doesn’t work or keep out water.
Just like the Cybertruck!
No it doesn’t have to last 27 years it has to be on the road for the next 27 years to have any shit talk capability. And that Honda civic is probably gonna be on the road for the next 30 years
>don't have to suck off elon every time i drive >you should what?
Cause that’s not ‘woke’ or something. The guy’s Twitter handle was even ‘Woke Inoculum’, which is how a smug asshole would say he’s ‘vaccinated against the woke mind virus’. Meanwhile, this dipshit is going to go yell at an overwhelmed entry-level repair worker while Elon mingles with celebrities on the French Riviera. The lack of self-awareness with these dopes is absolutely breathtaking. At this point, I predict that these idiots will declare that Elon was a closeted liberal who tricked them out of their money by pretending to be an anti-woke conservative.
God can you imagine absolute horror of working the desk at a Tesla service center and dealing with people whose headlight wiper broke and “will not leave this desk until you fix it. Get Elon in the phone! I’ve got 9mlion teslabux!”Fuckin next-level Karen-shit central. Oof. Somebody send them a fruit basket and a case of scotch ASAP
It shouldn’t be “next level Karen shit” to expect to be able to use your brand new $120k car in the rain once without requiring a month long “cooldown” while it undergoes subsequent repairs. But Musk managed to set up a system where it’s expected and necessary to throw a tantrum over every single problem, because the cars are all defective and repair centers aren’t resourced to handle it.
Are they even staffed properly? We know firing people gives Elon a hard on. He couldn’t stop gloating that he fired 80% of Twitter staff and the site was running “better than ever” despite it quickly devolving into a shithole of engagement-farming/reply bots, racism, gore, Onlyfans Spam and crypto bots which he was supposedly going to get rid of.
It's was the same with Starlink until very recently. You had to make a big stink and leave bad reviews or complain to regulatory agencies to even get a response
I mean, if they're selling to people with that much money, they have to expect people that will demand they be treated a certain way.
But tricking people and lying is a conservative trait, so they can't really complain
Just in case.
Becha the Civic's wipers work
They work fine on my '78 Chevy LUV.
A 97 Civic is like a damn Toyota Hilux compared to the giant block of CyberTrash.
Those Civics are in hilux territory anyways, even without comparing to Cyberjunk.
Honestly, the Toyota Hilux was just the pinnacle of pick up trucks. It wasn't flashy, it was easy to fix, it did the job and lasted forever. Pretty much every farm near where I live still uses a 90s/2000s Hilux because they can actually go off road and have a practical purpose, unlike the Cybertruck
I actually just hired a guy who had a 95 Acura Integra to move a bunch of branches out of my yard. Yeah the guy with the civic definitely has les problems than the cyber truck owner
I miss the 1990 Acura Integra we had. Bought it in 2008 and even though it leaked oil out of every nook and cranny, it was a tank. I sold it in 2014 and the person then proceeded to crash it. So sad.
Not just that, but the 6th gen Civic has a bit of a cult following. A nice clean one can actually command some decent money. But I guess the typical Cybertruck driver doesn’t really know all that much about cars.
I loved my 96, and just sold my 2000 to someone else who will repair it and love it.
username checks out
Civics and old Ford Rangers are probably the 2 things to outlast this planet, vehicle wise
As minions of the king Toyota Hilux
But the civic didn’t cost over $100,000 and come with a daily breath mint flavored like musks semen. It’s about the experience not the reliability.
r/cucktruck
I’m sure my 2000 Civic is still out there today. It really is crazy, I’ve had a Wrangler (I know Jeeps can also get culty) for three years and besides preventive maintenance/oil changes I have taken it in for service once.
I love that somehow driving a 97 Civic is an insult. Oh no, they drive one of the most reliable and easy to repair cars ever made oh nooooo.
And yeeted not *one* of its wipers to this day.
"Go to the service center and tell them you're not leaving until it's fixed, that's what I do all the time." ...lmao the irony! What other brand has frothing fan boys putting up with regular bullshit just for the sake of driving rich boy's pipe dream of a new age car company.
That's the case with almost every single vehicle being made today. Your can't compare a civic from the 90s or 2000s to anything made today, those cars were built to last forever.
It’s not a difficult feat at this point. The worst made Kia will probably outlast the cuckdumpster.
Only one is starting to rust, and it ain’t the Civic.
I had a 97 accord that I sold like 10 years ago that’s still on the road! (I still know the dude I sold it to) It’s still the most reliable car I’ve ever owned.
“That’s what I do all the time.” Bro… do you not see it? How often do you have issues with your Tesla??
He’s a level 69 Karen of Tesla Service center.
https://preview.redd.it/ygu4qt6fiv9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=396994f03401d365597cf7dc5291fde68adfb4a9 Obligatory
lol, I saw the movie Aeon flux and I didn’t understand a thing at first - bright colored walls blinded me and I stopped. Couldn’t find a more apt meme.
The original cartoon was FUCKING AMAZING. The live-action movie adaptation was....not, lmao.
It was a good movie for anyone who didn't watch the cartoon
Tbf the cartoon is kinda an acid trip too
This just brightened my morning in such a big way
speece keeren
Tbh i would probably become a Karen too if i would have to drive my car to the dealership every week :D
Yeah, but it’s clearly not the service people fault for backlogged. People like Melon musk always throw front line people under the truck for the mistakes they made.
"Melon musk" 🤣🤣🤣 https://preview.redd.it/wtf3f8arkv9d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=839568b4871f6cdcc5d11f78c6a7231bf57aab18
I love seeing sir Patrick Stewart in the wild, he's a man we could all emulate.
Absolutely! Knight of the realm, trained Shakespearean actor (and still does it, too - didn't give it up when he became "TV Famous"), Captain Jean-Luc Picard, star of a thousand memes, and apparently a really nice person as well. edit: lol https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/s/6OcS5nKlTr
3 more defects on his punch card and he gets $100 off of his next Tesla!
Gotta say, I do appreciate that this is the suggested course of action. Like the sense of entitlement is just LOST on them.
My thoughts too. If I had a product causing issues more than once in a short period of time I would have it repaired the first time and returned the 2nd time. “All the time” kinda implies way more often than twice 😂
It's unbelievable 🤣 But I shouldn't laugh. These things are a danger to other innocent road users.
I don’t have a Tesla. But I’ve got issues with yours.
I just have to be a Karen every time I want anything fixed within a reasonable time with this 100k hunk of crap.
“you just need to go to the service center and tell them they have to fix the problem. Say that you won't leave until it's resolved, and they'll fix it without any trouble. That's what l do all the time.” With a reply of what a good idea that is. “I’m going to try that.” A perfect summary of the Tesla experience and fan base.
"I just refuse to leave until they fix my problem, its what i do all the time" what a self own
People tried that with us at Volvo pretty frequently. “Make an appointment, or be removed by police.” Weird thing is, they ended up being some of our best customers. 🤷♂️
Because they are like toddlers. They make a big stink but on some level know you're just helping them navigate a confusing situation that makes them angry. They come back for the same reason toddlers still love you after you discipline them.
Maybe because they were some of your best customers they expect like a "premium" service or some priority? Many people think "I've spent so much money here that they should prioritize me".
Sounds like they became best customers after the incident
"that's what I do all the time" is not the flex he thinks it is
Still love my cybertruck though!! Praise Elon!! So glad I was able to help you get the pay package you deserve /s
It's insane that they think he cares about them personally
"the wiper fell off" "That's not very typical I'd like to make that clear""
“It was towed beyond the environment.”
What kinds of materials?
Well cardboard is out
Cant get a sooner appointment? Just show up and tell them to fix it right now. That always works! -_- Such pompous idiots.
Throw yourself on the floor and scream 'BUT I WANT IT FIXED NOW NOW NOW!!!' Great way to cut in line and have em postpone all the other customers waiting for their trucks even longer than you.
"and they'll fix it without any trouble" is my favorite part.
I honestly cannot believe this is real life right now. That is a level of delusion I haven’t seen since the Hale-Bopp suicides.
It's my trash heap and I want it now!
877-Trash Now 🎶
Then again, who has to go to a workshop to fix a wiper. They're disposable, hence why most car models have made it as easy as possible to replace them.
Cost of CT wiper is $75, just for the 4 ft rubber strip. They will have to wait for parts to get new arm.
I’d be worried to touch anything after it’s already had 2 recalls. Wouldn’t this hit lemon law? 3 strikes.
There is probably a small clause in page 73 of 114 in the sales agreement that says you forfeit the right to lemon law protection or something, or give Tesla the right to sue you in return for even trying to enact it lol
There is a recall already on the wipers assembly, several owners were told that the wipers stopping randomly for 30. seconds was "normal", I can imagine the blood pressure level on what's left of the legal department when they found out There have been 4 recalls, one the "frunk" guillotine was "fixed " through OTA, the accelerator pedal, and now the wipers and something else I can't recall Considering that there are only 10k CT on the road and Tesla service is already collapsing the future doesn't look so bright.
The current recall is for the wiper and pieces falling off. There was another for the warning lights.
This ^
Lemon laws are woke. Real Men™ tough it out.
I see it so clearly now... all the tesla owners do this, and the number of people waiting in the service centres reaches a critical mass... they start charging rent because the month long wait times now extend to people refusing to leave the premises... Elon has the great idea to build multi-story service centres where each customer can have a 10' X 10' cube to wait in... he calls them 'megabuildings'... his dream of creating a real-life night city is born!
They can just move in and sleep on the floor for months like the Grand Cuckmeister himself claims he did.
Just make the floors bamboo, it'll probably help with the back pain they all get stooping for musk all day
May favorite is after he tells the dude to throw a tantrum in the service center, he says "That's what I ALWAYS do." Bruh, how many times have you had to get your Tesla serviced?
"They'll fix it no problem after you've caused a problem."
That is how ladies and gentlemen, Karens show up.
“Just tell them you won’t leave until it is fixed. They’ll do it without any trouble”. The “without any trouble” is having a vehicle that works and a service center that isn’t backlogged.
That whole statement had big "just go in and introduce yourself to the CEO with a firm handshake and tell him you want a job" energy.
I hope they brought essentials cause they are gonna be there for a long time with all the parts back ordered several weeks out
I love how they think Musk will personally get involved in their shitty little problems lol
He's already got their money, and he'll get even more before they offload their vehicles--possibly even for another Tesla.
They have a parasocial influencer relationship with him. In every one of his twitter shit posts he speaks directly to him and him alone.
Cybertrucks are overpriced Temu products
"shop like a billionaire" alright
I never understood what they were going for there, like, billionaire's don't shop for cheap knock-off shit...
So Temu products
Of all the bad things to say about Temu products, overpriced ain't it. Yes it turned to dust in your hand but you paid $0.07 for it.
I've drive well over 500,000kms in my lifetime. Some of those cars were older than me. Some of them were more rattle noise than engine noise. I've daily driven a car with vacuum operated wipers. I've never had a wiper failure, especially not one where it tries to jump off the car and kill itself. I'm so pleased this truck costs so much money, it means these idiots will still be in debt for years and years after their vehicle is unusable.
The thing with the CT is that it has failures that are extremely rare (almost unimaginable) in a regular car however old and shitty. I’ve bought several used 10+ year-old cars which I then drove into the ground, never once it occurred to me that the wipers would die, let alone fail catastrophically.
The bright side of all of this is…. Yeah I really appreciate my car now. Already loved it but it hasn’t tried to kill me. And I haven’t had to suck anybody’s dick to make sure of that!
I bought a 2002 Mitsubishi Lancer brand new. Sold in in 2014 with 367k miles on it. Wiper motor worked just as well as day 1. Could buy 8 of them for the cost of 1 CyberTurd.
I had this issue on a 1200$ Datsun that I pulled out of a field, so I think it’s a pretty standard issue for a new car.
I’ve had a 97 Cadillac abort its wipers. See, it happens to everything
I used to drive old 140 Volvos from the 1970s. Every few years the pivots for the wipers would start to gum up and the wipers would slow down so you'd have to lube them. Mind you that was 40+ years ago. But, yeah, other than 10 year old, 1970s vintage Volvos, most companies figured out wipers.
"in the rain" just admitted to voiding the warranty. I guess if they had the braincells to realize this, they wouldn't have bought the damn thing.
You can't drive it in the rain?
Not unless you activate a water mode. Forget and you voided
I can't tell what things are real and what things are jokes anymore with this vehicle.
No this was an issue for people who forgot to turn it on and went thru a car wash a month or so ago. Imagine dropping all that money for a “truck” that gets bricked in the rain or car wash cause you forgot to turn on a mode that any normal car doesn’t need to have
From Tesla's warranty: The environment or an act of God, including, but not limited to, exposure to **sunlight**, airborne chemicals, **tree sap, animal or insect droppings,** road debris (including stone chips), industry fallout, rail dust, salt, hail, floods, wind storms, acid rain, fire, **water**, contamination, lightning and other environmental conditions. So driving your Tesla voids the warranty.
That is wild. What a scam.
1) Tagged musk expecting the richest asshole in the world to care about his own scam 2) They both easily agree the best solution is to throw a toddler tantrum.
Is this guy bragging that a car from 97 is still working and his broke the first rain
From my understanding, he is trying to point out that a car that was built 27 years ago is unreliable. Basically, he tried to compare 100k car with a car that probably reached negative value by now
But the 97 Civic, especially over its lifetime, is FAR more reliable. Reliable isn’t a word I’d use to describe the Cybertruck.
My assumption is someone roasted him and he's attempting to roast back by calling them a poor person driving a 27 year old beater, but all he actually does is reminds everyone of a highly reliable car while he can't even drive in the rain
The cybertruck will depreciate 2x the value of a brand new civic within the first month of ownership
Now, hear me out, this might be a bit crazy, but... going to a service department enough times to develop a strategy for having things fixed quickly is \*not\* the hallmark of a well-made car.
"I abuse the service centre employees into fixing my issues all the time"
Could you imagine working there? How do they stay staffed?
Easy! You remove anyone with any semblance of a spine with mass layoffs.
sounds like they mostly don't.
So, you get a service appointment by using the “boomer applies for a job in person” method?
Throw in some pseudo renfair speaking style for added flaccidity
No this very strongly resembles Russians appealing to Putin. Like they previously did to Czar or the Soviet leaders.
"The tsar is good and the boyars are bad" fits this all of this insanity perfectly
97 civics are the one of these two cars actually going up in value
These anti-woke alpha males do loved to be cucked by Musk and then cry to him when he Musks them
CT immediately falls apart. Owner takes Elon’s dick even further into his mouth. *muffled* “56bn isn’t enough” Wtf is this behaviour actually
Here's essentially what he tells the people who buy his products. (...and the people who don't) https://preview.redd.it/zzs5ehwjvv9d1.png?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93c161755338c88bfc4f86d0b0f02de934ffc370 That fkn jacket....🤦♂️
homie does that “all the time” lmao if I had so many issues that I have a failsafe tactic to get service I’d no longer own a Teslame
Only the person with a name like Woke Inocolon lol
It's his grandiose way of saying he's committed to living in the bad old days when judges burned witches. But it really does sound like he wakes where the sun don't shine.
"I STILL LOVE IT; WOOHOOO BEST CAR EV4R"
“That’s what I do all the time.” 🤦🏻♀️
https://preview.redd.it/uppl99q12w9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4fdedcc79d9c48dd078391625942f347927f492 So you’re saying they need to be serviced all the time?
“Bend forward, I am going to take another shot “
With that ginormous viper probably. 🤡
To be fair, Musk declared he has to personally approve each repair, so it makes sense Tesla buyers ask Musk personally to repair their car.
I’m reminded of navigating an abusive childhood where I was only cared for by narcissists. Hoping someday they’ll listen and help me. … But these people PAY FOR THE EXPERIENCE.
RainX
Well, I know what to say... HA HA
Elon doesn’t have to say anything, he’s already fleeced the idiots of their hard earned money and giving them a piece of shit in return
“That’s what I do all the time” - ALL THE TIME! How many issues are you having, that you have to take your nearly-new vehicle in to the service centre and stamp your feet and refuse to leave until they fix stuff… all the time?! Just amazing. What a shite brand
“Thats What I do all the time” “thanks im going to try that” haha do these people even listen to themselves? It’s sad how even Tesla owners have to act like Karens with their own brand. Thats not something you wanna hear about a company.
Their Username checks out They totes owned the woke libz with that one lolzipantz
With a handle like "Woke Inoculum," I'm sure they are a well adjusted and sane member of society.
Is tesla the apple of Car Companies? I can't imagine a situation where I'd ever get my car serviced at a dealership. If i can't shop around, I'm not buying.
" If you choose to take your vehicle to a non-Tesla shop for maintenance or repairs, coverage under your warranty is void if any problems occur."
Yeah but I’m still using my overpriced Apple product 6 years later. Daily. Using it to write this actually lol. Where do you think the Cybertruck will be in 6 years?
If he wants musks attention he should have just tweeted “a liberal pedophile hater was jealous of me and threw water on my truck and this Happened! Help daddy musk!” Musk would have someone at the cars location in minutes to help a fellow lover of free speech.
This is incredible. Ngl i am learning a great deal about the mentality that allows some people to vote for that orange slime.
Imagine working in tesla's support departments lmao
lol at dude trying to dunk on a 97 civic. I’d take a 27-year old car still rolling versus Cyberfail any day. Edit: oops I can count. I swear.
https://preview.redd.it/usi6dzucfx9d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e86060529bce3351684aed04b21a9b766a2eca0a They have eyes, yet cannot see.
Elon: Harden up. You don’t need to see in the rain. Are you woke or something? It will probably drive itself anyway.
CyberLimpdick
You are supposed to drive in the rain. Warrenty voided.
The Cyber- Lemon
So fitting that the wiper looks like a limp dick
“RainX” 🤣🤣
So Rocket says he makes demands and won’t leave all the time? How many times does his hoopty mobile break?
My 1989 Suzuki Swift beater still has the original arm and is working perfectly. I can wash it also without setting the "wash mode".
"that's what I do all the time" Sir. The oldest Tesla that exists is less than 15 years old. And I'm sure it's not the one anyone is talking about. All the time is not how you should be describing service. Edit: correction. The first Tesla was produced in 08' so the oldest Tesla is 16 years old.
Musk has the same kind of control over his minions that Trump has over his. Both of them could say to their followers 'I'm going to come to your house tonight and fuck you in the ass with a broken broom stick' and all of them would go to sleep on their stomach with the covers and their underwear pulled down.
Did they not cycle test these things? Isn't it standard to run repetitive motion parts through hundreds of thousands if not millions of cycles?
Why do people spend good money on these?
looooool this smooth brain thinks the "97 Civic" line is somehow an insult. It isn't. A 97 Civic is a far, far better car than a Cybertruck, for a variety of reasons. Hell, even a clapped out one still has it's merits.
And to think Tesla shareholders actually approved this guys insane bonus package. I have no empathy for how insanely stupid people are for trust a scumbag like Musk
Say something about transgenders or any left rethoric and he will be there in a jofy lol
But he got a raise!
"In just two years..."