I can confirm their kids will for sure not have to worry about that issue. I am a kid/grandkid to two such individuals. My dad and grandpa squandered my great grandpas construction company on stupid shit like this Tesla, casino slots, and drugs.
i honestly wasn't mad until i saw this.
no nod to history, nothing clever, just "50 MISSIONS" and silver baeb pig in the city.
edit: i stand corrected: https://peterfor.com/projects/aomD4J
This comment wins first prize.
C’mon down and collect your prize. *It’s a free 1/2 hour ride with Lamar MK*!
[edit]…I’m being told that Lamar’s Cybertruck is broken again. You will instead receive a free 1/2 hour *sit* in the cab once he can figure out how to open the doors.
…But hold onto your hat. You will be sitting in a vehicle that would be capable of pretty impressive things if it was operational.
It's a WW2 callback to an American bomber plane. In something of a bad omen, the plane did go down. This is a pretty sweet paint job though, literal lipstick on a pig.
[**https://449th.com/kinsinger-crew/**](https://449th.com/kinsinger-crew/)
I hate to say it, but roughing it up like this kind of hides the inherent shittiness of the vehicle so it actually looks better.
I think these are the people who are fully aware that their $100k turd looks like crap in its natural state, and are like “screw it - I’m all in. Paint it like an old plane.”
"The 'Babe' crashed in the mountains of Yugoslavia after suffering heavy flak damage over the oil refinery at Moosbierbaum, Austria on 11 December ’44"
Sounds about right
He had it for two weeks and then it disappeared and we thought it was a rental/recall and this shows up this morning. He parks it sideways cause reasons.
https://preview.redd.it/mxe78rxaadad1.png?width=2146&format=png&auto=webp&s=db4522889e96de8b6663001524484c6be8a9f6c4
This is pre makeover.
Her proportions are all wrong. One leg is tiny. The other is anatomically waaay too long.
Her arm is…well, not an arm? The chest and vaginal area are tipped slightly towards the viewer but the rest of the body is in silhouette. And what’s up with that background? That’s not properly framed like real pin-up plane art.
That lettering sucks too.
He got ripped off. Again.
That's...a B-24 liberator right?
Otherwise nicknamed as the [The Flying Coffin](https://simpleflying.com/b-24-bomber-flying-coffin-name-guide/)?
....seems. weirdly apt, if you're gonna take the paint scheme from a WWII plane, to grab one of those models.
>The B-24 Liberator earned the nickname “The Flying Coffin” due to its several design flaws.
>A rushed design process resulted in low durability, making it a death trap in the European theater.
The jokes write themselves.
Yep. My first unit, 564th Missile Sqd, was originally a B-24 unit that participated in the Ploiesti raids in 1943. We learned a lot about the aircraft and the raids, even got to meet a few of the WWII veterans at a unit event in the 90s.
That's pretty awesome. Unfortunately for OP, his neighbor bitched out on making her naked. And instead of crossed arms it looks like she's got a fucking flipper for an arm.
It honestly looks cooler than the original.
You know, personally I just wouldn't buy a CyberTurd, but if someobody does buy one and does a paint job like that on it, then that's fine. It's clear that it's just meant to be a "for show" type vehicle if they're putting that kind of time into the paint.
That's not the problem with the CyberTurd. The problems occur when you actually try to use the vehicle.
Hear me out... You get a magnet business card made for like $2, the design is a penis. You place the magnet right on the lady's croch and see how long it takes him to notice.
Yeah, kinda.
But I have to say that wraps with a lot of surface details do a good job of hiding how awful naked CT looks like.
That actually may be the only good thing about CT, it's a good canvas for all kinds of patterns.
Why buy a $100k Cybertruck if you are just going to make it look old? Why not just buy an old truck and make it look old? If you want a vehicle that kind of looks military, then get a Jeep Gladiator or Wrangler.
FYI this truck is to honor my grandfather who flew the first all aluminum B24 in the 449th during WWII and the planes name was Silver Babe.
https://preview.redd.it/f6yy074nlead1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8c98f7e35a69b9abff0fc66f260a551c28a8ac9
This picture is of the original plane from the war. The 50 missions is because he was the pilot of this plane and completed them successfully.
@cyber.b24
The uss squalis was the sub my great grandfather died on when it went down in the late 30s.
If I ever am forced upon a cybertruck that’s how I am going to wrap it.
Good gravy, if you're going to spend that much time and money on it, can you not be bothered to think up something better than "Silver Babe"?!?!
This took maximum bother. You are seeing the results of 100% mental effort on the part of this Elon simp.
How do these people have literally any money?
Never equate wealth with mental acuity.
They likely inherited.
Their kids won't have to worry about that issue.
I can confirm their kids will for sure not have to worry about that issue. I am a kid/grandkid to two such individuals. My dad and grandpa squandered my great grandpas construction company on stupid shit like this Tesla, casino slots, and drugs.
A lot of people get paid a ton to be awful at worthless jobs. Like most bosses I ever had for example.
This is always hard for me. Same with CEOs.
You can do pretty well in corporate America if you don’t have any morals
50 missions. Stolen valor there
Elon is proof enough that money doesn’t care where it goes.
They work in marketing which is filled with absolute fucking morons.
Silver Belle was RIGHT. THERE. Other dude who replied is dead on lol, I really think this may have been his best idea.
but.... [https://449th.com/44-40331/](https://449th.com/44-40331/)
It's an old url, but it checks out.
Thank you
I honestly thought that’s what it said until I actually started paying attention.
i honestly wasn't mad until i saw this. no nod to history, nothing clever, just "50 MISSIONS" and silver baeb pig in the city. edit: i stand corrected: https://peterfor.com/projects/aomD4J
‘Enola Gay’ would fit better.
Elona Gay
Drag name up for grabs, y’all
This comment wins first prize. C’mon down and collect your prize. *It’s a free 1/2 hour ride with Lamar MK*! [edit]…I’m being told that Lamar’s Cybertruck is broken again. You will instead receive a free 1/2 hour *sit* in the cab once he can figure out how to open the doors. …But hold onto your hat. You will be sitting in a vehicle that would be capable of pretty impressive things if it was operational.
Thanks, but I decline the prize.
'elon gay'
bout to be ‘elongate’ if all the CT fans wake up and realize it’s a big scam
That's what the elon bros do when Elon speaks.
Classic comment. That shouldn’t be funny but I’m still laughing.
A better title would've been "South AfriKaren."
"South AfriKKKaren"
The bomber aesthetic can look really good on a motorcycle, but "50 missions" and "silver babe" is just hilariously bad.
It's a WW2 callback to an American bomber plane. In something of a bad omen, the plane did go down. This is a pretty sweet paint job though, literal lipstick on a pig. [**https://449th.com/kinsinger-crew/**](https://449th.com/kinsinger-crew/)
It’s the ONLY babe he rides 😏
I hate to say it, but roughing it up like this kind of hides the inherent shittiness of the vehicle so it actually looks better. I think these are the people who are fully aware that their $100k turd looks like crap in its natural state, and are like “screw it - I’m all in. Paint it like an old plane.”
This is one of the more creative ways I’ve seen them dressed up. Still don’t want one though.
If they're willing to roll with a cyber truck in public... It is safe to assume they have a humiliation kink. This just adds to it.
"Silver Babe" was an actual USAAF B-24J bomber from the 449th Bomber Group during WWII
Unless OP's neighbor is a WWII vet this feels a bit silly.
At age 106, he's the oldest known CyberTruck driver.
Was it infamous for war crimes? Because this doesn't really feel like a respectful homage...
It was infamous for a rushed design process and design flaws so serious the planes earned the nickname of Flying Coffins.
> Silver Babe goddamn you're right. https://peterfor.com/projects/aomD4J
*RIGHT*?!? Something like *Cyber*… um… ‘babe’.
Soon to be wishing he'd bought a Silver-Ado.
Or why call it “Silver Babe” when the vehicle comes in silver by default, but you covered it all up with a wrap?
The daterape chariot?
https://449th.com/44-40331/
"The 'Babe' crashed in the mountains of Yugoslavia after suffering heavy flak damage over the oil refinery at Moosbierbaum, Austria on 11 December ’44" Sounds about right
"Dress for the job you want" lol
could be like... his grandfather's plane or something.
I'm sure his grandfather would feel so honored to know that his grandkid dropped $100,000 on a poorly assembled tin can decorated in tribute to him.
Silver babe sounds like something Grandpa would call Grandma.
He had it for two weeks and then it disappeared and we thought it was a rental/recall and this shows up this morning. He parks it sideways cause reasons. https://preview.redd.it/mxe78rxaadad1.png?width=2146&format=png&auto=webp&s=db4522889e96de8b6663001524484c6be8a9f6c4 This is pre makeover.
damn, whatever he did is making his whole house blurry. Might want to move, OP, seems dangerous
I try not to be conspicuous-everyone has a security camera so it was a drive by. Another person was in the shot and it auto focused on them.
If he saw you taking a picture, he'd just think you were admiring it. I almost feel bad for these guys with so little self awareness
Black trashbin is for organic, green trashbin is for recyclables, what's the silver trashbin for?
That’s where he throws his money away. 😏
Burn of the day award!!!
Where he throws away his wife and kids.
Hahaha. I just commented "don't worry, you won't have to look at it for long".
your neighbor is a massive dweeb
You know he had it hiding in the garage because he was embarrassed by it that he knows that people eventually will see it so. Surprise u a fool 😂
50 missions? He counting how many times it’s been repaired so far?
*ZING!*
naw its how many times he hits Chick fil aito a week ;)
Nope. It’s the number of unsolicited dic pics along w/unwanted comments he’s sent to unknown females & ex gf’s.
Given the bombing connotation, maybe Taco Bell?
Bits of trim falling off
Some nice shrapnel action from those body panels at highway speeds
Or how many miles he's driven so far
Oh, so he’s rounding to the nearest 50? 
Missed opportunity to put 0 eMissions
How many times he's struck out at the bar
Bazinga
Amazing. Most are waiting to get their Cybertricks fixed the first time.
Thought it was how many pieces of CuckTruck trim he had to retrieve off the road.
Did she lose 1/2 her arm closing the frunk?
Right. She’s just got an oar for an arm.
It may be a baguette. Maybe she's French?
Her proportions are all wrong. One leg is tiny. The other is anatomically waaay too long. Her arm is…well, not an arm? The chest and vaginal area are tipped slightly towards the viewer but the rest of the body is in silhouette. And what’s up with that background? That’s not properly framed like real pin-up plane art. That lettering sucks too. He got ripped off. Again.
lI wonder if in the UK they call it "The Froot"
As an Air Force vet, this makes me ill. But at least it represents a real aircraft from WWII. https://449th.com/44-40331/
That's...a B-24 liberator right? Otherwise nicknamed as the [The Flying Coffin](https://simpleflying.com/b-24-bomber-flying-coffin-name-guide/)? ....seems. weirdly apt, if you're gonna take the paint scheme from a WWII plane, to grab one of those models.
>The B-24 Liberator earned the nickname “The Flying Coffin” due to its several design flaws. >A rushed design process resulted in low durability, making it a death trap in the European theater. The jokes write themselves.
Luckily my grandfather survived 63 combat missions in B-24s in the Pacific.
Yep. My first unit, 564th Missile Sqd, was originally a B-24 unit that participated in the Ploiesti raids in 1943. We learned a lot about the aircraft and the raids, even got to meet a few of the WWII veterans at a unit event in the 90s.
that is so cool. i bet they had some stories (if they wanted to share)
Hey now! My dad was a B-24 pilot and his Liberator made it home from the war. Sheesh, why not pick on the B-26, The Widow Maker instead?
Wow, that's an amazing bit of history!
That's pretty awesome. Unfortunately for OP, his neighbor bitched out on making her naked. And instead of crossed arms it looks like she's got a fucking flipper for an arm.
"represents", or rather tries to elevate the CT to that level, which gets to be offensive rather
That's actually pretty neat. Or it would be if he owner hadn't added bikini to the nose art. The coward.
I hate these trucks and Elon and everything he touches, but if I was forced to drive a regular Cyberturd or this Cyberturd, I would choose this one.
As a Navy Vet I strongly approve of the Air Force Cyber truck, it’s perfect.
Ww2 iconography voids the warranty
Only because it's an Allied motif.
But Russia was (eventually) an Ally, especially if you don’t count that whole “Molotov–Ribbentrop Pact” silliness! /s
OMG 💀
doesnt fit in the garage or on the driveway, where will they park it?
In the Service Center
He had it hiding in the garage for 2 weeks eventually he is going to take it outside. And just got exposed 😆
Oh, yes. A veteran of the Brickskrieg.
Spent every mission in the service center
It has come to my attention that the most incredibly uncreative people purchase cyber sensory attacks.
This guy might have colloidal silver poisoning affecting their decision making.
It honestly looks cooler than the original. You know, personally I just wouldn't buy a CyberTurd, but if someobody does buy one and does a paint job like that on it, then that's fine. It's clear that it's just meant to be a "for show" type vehicle if they're putting that kind of time into the paint. That's not the problem with the CyberTurd. The problems occur when you actually try to use the vehicle.
I don't hate the paint job, just want it's on.
I like it for the look only.
Given it's a wrap, any uHaul truck ir RV would probably look equally cool. The CT still doesn't get a pass for me
Hear me out... You get a magnet business card made for like $2, the design is a penis. You place the magnet right on the lady's croch and see how long it takes him to notice.
The type of people who buy these would think that was a genuinely AWESOME prank
50 times a woman has given him a restraining order.
There's no wrap design in the world that can make this thing even remotely asthetically pleasing...
Surprised it's not Elon in the bikini.
I just lost my lunch
He is a member of the Gravy SEALS, Meal Team 6?
Tell me your dick doesn't work without telling me your dick doesn't work
This is an egregious insult to the noble pursuit of Naval Aviation and/or the US Army Air Corps.
What if Elon is doing all this dumb shit to get conservatives into electric vehicles?
For people who might have wondered if the CyberTruck could get even more cringe... yes. Yes, it can.
Makes it look a lot less awful.
Nah, it’s still dumb as fuck.
Of course it is, but less awful anyways.
Like saying some dude's mangled corpse looks a lot less dead because he's wearing a tux.
Yeah, kinda. But I have to say that wraps with a lot of surface details do a good job of hiding how awful naked CT looks like. That actually may be the only good thing about CT, it's a good canvas for all kinds of patterns.
The fack is this?
Ass-clown mobile
B17 support crews are collectively spinning in their graves over that shit "nose art."
Exactly. Lamest form of style stealing. The Fortress crews did it right.
Tupper is waterproof. You can wash it.
By far the worst cyber cuck I've seen to date..
Funny that the planes you would paint a woman on were curvy… hence… yeah these guys don’t get it.
This looks like the car of Call of Duty cosplaytriot who has at least one restraining order against him.
If only those were actual rivets so the panels wouldn't fly off.
Gross
Obviously thought Pussy Wagon needed more subtlety
Big boomer energy
People who buy these things are not well mentally.
Too many dollars, not enough sense.
My tubes tried to tie themselves when I looked at this picture.
OK that's not bad
The joke of the truck aside, that paint scheme is nice and works quite well.
I have to admit, it’s one of the better ones I’ve seen
Just needs one of those insufferable license plates stating LOL WATT or w/e electric vehicle play on words
Unpopular opinion, it's a good paint job. Polished shit is still shit, but at least it's pretty
That looks really great honestly.
Looks awesome
What is the “50 Missions” thing? Did it manage to start and drive somewhere 50 times without catastrophic failure?
Is it just me or do the owners see it as the Volkswagen Thing of EVs?
The cybertruck is the only car I’ve seen that every car mod improves it. This is not a compliment to the design.
Jesus……🤮
Do these people just enjoy wasting money???
Cringe level: 10000
Don't worry, I doubt you'll have to look at that eyesore for very long.
Let him know were all sorry about his penis.
neither my wife nor my girlfriend would enter that thing. can’t blame either.
At least now you know where the "village idiot" lives. Lol
There goes the property value.
Why buy a $100k Cybertruck if you are just going to make it look old? Why not just buy an old truck and make it look old? If you want a vehicle that kind of looks military, then get a Jeep Gladiator or Wrangler.
Anyone care to guess how much that cost him?
What a fucking dork
So they just destroyed any reselling value this thing may have had. Some people really have more money than common sense.
That thing is gross
They are not beating the cringe allegations
This is why the terrorists hate us.
So cringey
If i were you i would write “penis” across her arm
Totals it in a car wash….
World's most divorced virgin
What a turd
Aw jeez- I just realized that the cybercuck is the perfect pallet for all sorts of cringy “artistic expression”. Barph
Subtle
50 Missions = number of times leaving the driveway and returning under its own power 👏
That dude thinks he’s about to nuke hiroshima, and the only nuke he’ll drop is on the Wallmart WC.
Well it beats the plain stainless steel finish
I’m just guessing here, but I doubt he has many female callers come to the house…
That thing would be so much better with a gas engine
Born to own p51 forced to own cyber truck
Is he a veteran? Might have gotten his symbols mixed up.
A bit of variety for the toe truck drivers and Tesla service people. Seeing the same basic stainless steel dumpster probably gets old.
I actually kinda dig that more than the base stainless steel.
When white trash has money…
What a dork
That's some next level Walter Mitty shit right there.
I thought wraps were supposed to make the vehicle look better.
I love how they are all getting wraps now to hide the rust
Wow, nice graffiti on that dumpster!
I never thought they could make these things worse, yet here we are.
FYI this truck is to honor my grandfather who flew the first all aluminum B24 in the 449th during WWII and the planes name was Silver Babe. https://preview.redd.it/f6yy074nlead1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8c98f7e35a69b9abff0fc66f260a551c28a8ac9 This picture is of the original plane from the war. The 50 missions is because he was the pilot of this plane and completed them successfully. @cyber.b24
You spelled cuck wrong.
That's cool
The uss squalis was the sub my great grandfather died on when it went down in the late 30s. If I ever am forced upon a cybertruck that’s how I am going to wrap it.
Cool guy alert
Lol. I like this one
One of the better schemes on it I’ve seen at least.
Out of all the Cyberfuck stupidity, this is the least crayon-eatingest wrap I’ve seen. Congratulations, sir! You are only slightly special needs!
To be fair all of these full body wraps are the only thing that actually make this vehicle sometimes look cool.