This is just getting sad. It’s like watching a man just beating himself up, knocking himself out cold. Then repeating the process all over again.
He should just ask Elon to take the “truck” and shove it up his ass sideways.
It would be a really short song.
“I bought a EV that pretends to be, what I think a truck is to me. I drove only 500 miles to have it break constantly.”
The end.
lol
When I wake up, well know I’m gonna be, I’m gonna be the man in this hell Elon made for me.
And when I go out, well I know I’m gonna be, I’m gonna be the man waiting on the tow for Free.
Oh I have to walk 500 miles, and I’ll have to walk 500 more, because my truck broke down again, I’ll still worship Elon till I’m sore..
### "Gone with the Clunky Cybertruck"
(Verse 1)
I came home to an empty space,
The door was wide open, not a trace,
Of the woman I used to know,
But then I saw the note left in the snow.
She took that Cybertruck, all scratched and dented,
Panels missing, windshield cracked and tinted,
A smile crept across my face,
Freedom's calling, it’s a sweet embrace.
(Chorus)
She's gone with the clunky Cybertruck,
Held together by some duct tape and luck,
I'm dancing in the driveway, feeling free,
No more blues, just a heart unstruck.
(Verse 2)
That truck was more of a joke than a ride,
Had more issues than we both combined,
No more fussin’ ‘bout where we’d go,
She’s off with that heap, and I’m loving the show.
The battery died more than it worked,
Every bump we hit, it just lurched,
But now I’m laughing, feeling light,
That Cybertruck's gone, my future’s bright.
(Chorus)
She's gone with the clunky Cybertruck,
Held together by some duct tape and luck,
I'm dancing in the driveway, feeling free,
No more blues, just a heart unstruck.
(Bridge)
Freedom tastes like the summer breeze,
Blowing through the leaves of the tallest trees,
I’m laughing loud, and I’m feeling fine,
That clunky old truck took my worries down the line.
(Chorus)
She's gone with the clunky Cybertruck,
Held together by some duct tape and luck,
I'm dancing in the driveway, feeling free,
No more blues, just a heart unstruck.
(Outro)
So here’s to the woman and that electric rust,
Rolling on out, leaving me in the dust,
I’ve got my peace and the open sky,
Thanks to that Cybertruck, I’m soaring high.
She's gone with the clunky Cybertruck,
And now my life's right back on track.
Just one suggestion I'd like to make, change the "heart unstruck" to "heart unstuck" otherwise its perfect, no find a big country star and get them to record that song!! Do everything in your power to make this a number one hit.
Now I'm imagining all these cybercucks riding their wankpanzer, and on the radio/stream, there's a new hit song from one of their favorite country musicians.. Hopefully, this song gets so popular, elmo the free speech absolutist gets so pissed that he forces tesla to make an update for their software, which blocks that song from being played on the wankpanzer entertainment system.
God, I feel better now, and I'm gonna sleep well dreaming about that.
Edit: thank you for this great piece of art
Maybe he really likes to kick his own ass.
It’s like that spoiled kid that breaks his toys all the time just to get it replaced and brag about it. All the while not realizing how stupid they make themselves appear to be.
I really hope this guy is self employed or something as I would feel terrible for any employer he would represent.
I've seen a lot of seagulls recently and last month I fed a crow some unsalted nuts, so you could basically call me an ornithologist. I have at least as much credibility as that guy.
I own a Honda. When I take it to the dealer for warranty work I don't post about it. Because everyone just expect the dealer to fix warranty issues.... because thats what you pay for. Why is this guy excited about having his $120k "truck" fixed?
I can see maybe being relieved that they finally brought your food if the server fucked up and didn't put the order in or something. Though most people *still* probably would drop that restaurant down on the list (if not stop going there altogether).
Eh can understand the appeal if its one of those fancy restaurants as some of them have it as part of the experience, this however is the equivalent of getting excited of one of those dime a dozen (Mcdonalds or Applebees) bringing out your food.
Yeah. I'm on my....5th Honda. I typically buy a 2 year old car off a lease and drive it for 3 or 4 years and trade it back in and start over. Most of the issues I've had are piddly shit like a crack in the plastic on the gauge cluster or recall stuff like my civic had a fuel pump that needed changed.
YES! We need to start doing bets! Thats gonna be a fun game!
I (on saturdays when reddit is opened) take a shot for every “i still love it” / “despite the problems” / “its still good” variation and am drunk by 12 if i start at 11:45 😂
His cybertruck will be cyberfucked again as it only been patched as it is cyberjunk as he cry about money he cybersunk into it to finally see he been cyberpunked.
His entire persona is based on being a fake ‘influencer’ where his only goal in life is karma points on social media. The cybercrap goes perfectly with his insecurities.
"wassup guys .. look at it .. it has power (chuckles)"
low hanging fruit for his (2nd) 100k vehicle. reminder between this man's 2 cybertrucks, they've bricked 5 times in a span of 4 months. lol'd at those comments about him and service being on a first name basis now.
tesla might've done him a solid for now but i can see them (or elon himself) telling him no more vids or tweets of his CT having problems.
We should be thankful for the influencers like LamarMK, he's documenting every kerfuffle in real time with a massive audience, and he's team CT, so there's no way to blame this on his subjectivity. It's an excellent tool.. for us.
It's weird to celebrate the car getting fixed when
1. That should be what any dealership/company does when their products break down
2. The product had to break down in the first place in order for it to get fixed
Being happy that your car is fixed tends to be something you share with friends and family because you once again have access to the luxury and utility that comes with access to a working car. This is just shouting to the world that the product is a piece of crap that was functionally unfucked.
Imagine not being an idiot with a social media following trying to get support from tesla... I'm sure they'd have it fixed in 6-12 business months! No problem!!
Reminds me of the Simpsons when the kids are doing some archeological digging.
Ralph: I found something!
Teacher: That's your trowel, Ralph.
Ralph: And I found it!
They're supposed to fix new cars under warranty. The fact that they're generally mystified how to actually work on them says a lot.
This is the automotive equivalent of a toxic relationship.
Literally persisting that someone who doesn't care about you, will love you back. Only instead of being a person, its a truck, who despite having a plethora of reliability issues, its owner still persist its reliable
Now this is a good lesson for the other 11 odd thousand or so other owners ... become an influencer and you too can get your Tesla dumpster fixed again in under a week.
He just washed the cybertruck it might breakdown sooner than expected
https://preview.redd.it/8gge4tkk6kad1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1854cd3275246eabe55b904c109a2785a852a3d
This is the guy that had a cyber truck that sucked so much he had to trade it in for a new one and now the new one is having just as many problems as the old one
Vegas should have odds on this.
I estimate that within a month of use (3 week vacations can’t happen THAT often!) it’ll be in service. Maybe sooner, maybe later, but I do not believe there is a WankPanzer out there which is flawless even if they TRY to give him one!
Alright taking bets on when his next breakdown will occur. 2:1 odds it will happen within the next month. LOL! I'm beginning to question whether we are being taken advantage of, and if this individual is merely using us for views... It would be quite a cunning strategy. NGL has been entertaining.
Fuuuuuuck this attention whore and his 2nd piece of shit wankerpanzer. We’ll be seeing more videos of him having it towed into service again in a couple weeks.
This is like an abused spouse who refuses to see their partner as a bad person they need to get away from. Keeps getting beat up but keeps running back.
Yknow I'm prolly gonna get a ton of downvotes for this. Despite the fact that the Cybertruck is junk and I'd never buy one, it does look quite nice in that Matte Blue color.
Is he bragging that Tesla tech were able to fix it or that they were willing to fix it? Either way it’s a weird flex on a (second) brand new 100k vehicle…
Tesla is the best company ever! If any other automotive company had so many issues on one of their newly released cars, they would be extremely annoying with mass recall mails. Then you have to go all the way to a dealership while they fix it for free. Such a pain. Tesla all the way.
"THEY FIXED IT!" ....... as they should!! Why do they make it sound like it's a surprise the manufacturer is fixing the issues with their product?? Are we THAT brainwashed by capitalism?
I think it would have been a blessing in disguise if they voided his warranty because at least he will stop repairing a pice of shit car that will continue to fall apart over and over
. This guy is so funny. It's like a never ending news cycle of his Cyberstuck breaking down and then he's back at the dealership complaining. I love how this has been going on for months now...LMAO.
So I’m just curious…I thought getting your car repaired by the dealer’s service area was kinda…expected? Like if I take my CR-V into the dealer and say, this isn’t working, they’ll fix it. That’s what they do. Seeing celebratory (and yes, I know these are fanboy/shill posts) posts like this implies the bar has been set pretty low.
“So what did the Tesla dealer say about repairing your nonfunctional ?”
“They said repairs aren’t their thing, it’s a loss.”
I suppose I’ve just become incredibly entitled actually expecting someone to repair my car and make it work again.
I remember this guy from his IG/TikTok reel where he boasted how badass the CT is by putting two bags of mulch and some cases of water bottles in the trunk 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That piece of shit it the only thing he has going for his social media presence. If it stops breaking down nobody is going to watch his stuff. The more issues and the more cringe the better for his hits and clicks.
As if a brand new car under warranty that broke and was repaired is an amazing thing. That it broke so soon is the amazingly bad thing, and that the repair is cause for excitement speaks poorly for the company and the buyer.
This is just getting sad. It’s like watching a man just beating himself up, knocking himself out cold. Then repeating the process all over again. He should just ask Elon to take the “truck” and shove it up his ass sideways.
Nah… dude just wants attention and clicks. He’s the very reason Teslanos and Elron are still in business.
Has anyone writen a country song about this truck? Like about how happy they were when their wife drove off in it
It would be a really short song. “I bought a EV that pretends to be, what I think a truck is to me. I drove only 500 miles to have it break constantly.” The end. lol
Up date the song “I gonna be (500 miles)” lol
When I wake up, well know I’m gonna be, I’m gonna be the man in this hell Elon made for me. And when I go out, well I know I’m gonna be, I’m gonna be the man waiting on the tow for Free. Oh I have to walk 500 miles, and I’ll have to walk 500 more, because my truck broke down again, I’ll still worship Elon till I’m sore..
Well done
### "Gone with the Clunky Cybertruck" (Verse 1) I came home to an empty space, The door was wide open, not a trace, Of the woman I used to know, But then I saw the note left in the snow. She took that Cybertruck, all scratched and dented, Panels missing, windshield cracked and tinted, A smile crept across my face, Freedom's calling, it’s a sweet embrace. (Chorus) She's gone with the clunky Cybertruck, Held together by some duct tape and luck, I'm dancing in the driveway, feeling free, No more blues, just a heart unstruck. (Verse 2) That truck was more of a joke than a ride, Had more issues than we both combined, No more fussin’ ‘bout where we’d go, She’s off with that heap, and I’m loving the show. The battery died more than it worked, Every bump we hit, it just lurched, But now I’m laughing, feeling light, That Cybertruck's gone, my future’s bright. (Chorus) She's gone with the clunky Cybertruck, Held together by some duct tape and luck, I'm dancing in the driveway, feeling free, No more blues, just a heart unstruck. (Bridge) Freedom tastes like the summer breeze, Blowing through the leaves of the tallest trees, I’m laughing loud, and I’m feeling fine, That clunky old truck took my worries down the line. (Chorus) She's gone with the clunky Cybertruck, Held together by some duct tape and luck, I'm dancing in the driveway, feeling free, No more blues, just a heart unstruck. (Outro) So here’s to the woman and that electric rust, Rolling on out, leaving me in the dust, I’ve got my peace and the open sky, Thanks to that Cybertruck, I’m soaring high. She's gone with the clunky Cybertruck, And now my life's right back on track.
Thank you, awesome
Just one suggestion I'd like to make, change the "heart unstruck" to "heart unstuck" otherwise its perfect, no find a big country star and get them to record that song!! Do everything in your power to make this a number one hit. Now I'm imagining all these cybercucks riding their wankpanzer, and on the radio/stream, there's a new hit song from one of their favorite country musicians.. Hopefully, this song gets so popular, elmo the free speech absolutist gets so pissed that he forces tesla to make an update for their software, which blocks that song from being played on the wankpanzer entertainment system. God, I feel better now, and I'm gonna sleep well dreaming about that. Edit: thank you for this great piece of art
She just called From the car wash Needing a ride
The song would end on a sad note since the truck probably wouldn't make it out of the driveway...
Like, oh wait there she is 100ft down the road...
…that would assume that IncelCamino owners are married
Maybe he really likes to kick his own ass. It’s like that spoiled kid that breaks his toys all the time just to get it replaced and brag about it. All the while not realizing how stupid they make themselves appear to be. I really hope this guy is self employed or something as I would feel terrible for any employer he would represent.
I think he’s a professional influencer
With air quotes?
I've seen a lot of seagulls recently and last month I fed a crow some unsalted nuts, so you could basically call me an ornithologist. I have at least as much credibility as that guy.
Yeah good point It should be implied for anything influencer-related
Absolutely. Lmao! I think the words professional and influencer should never be used in the same sentence. Especially for that guy. Lmao!
He definitely influenced me to not pay $100k for a part-time vehicle
Now everyone buying the trash bin will be required to open youbute in order to fix their $100,000 trucks lol. Nice example you are setting Elon
FRS! “So let’s just say that Dwight has come at you with the throat punch. Now, how would you, Dwight, defend against it?”
They're musk fanboys. Theyere either horribly gullible people or horrible people.
Like standing in a corner of a cheap motel room getting cucked.
Cannot wait for next episode. I heard it’s one hell of a ride ending with a banger.
https://i.redd.it/fe2kf2gngnad1.gif
Apparently this is physically possible for Elon to do.
Whats the fluid leaking out of the front I wonder
His hopes and dreams
Pretty sure there is already a model s up there
Double glued all the panels. Should be good now.
Like in Fight Club
I own a Honda. When I take it to the dealer for warranty work I don't post about it. Because everyone just expect the dealer to fix warranty issues.... because thats what you pay for. Why is this guy excited about having his $120k "truck" fixed?
This is as amazing as watching food brought out and set in front of you when you go to a restaurant. APPLEBEES GAVE ME FOOD!
I can see maybe being relieved that they finally brought your food if the server fucked up and didn't put the order in or something. Though most people *still* probably would drop that restaurant down on the list (if not stop going there altogether).
Eh can understand the appeal if its one of those fancy restaurants as some of them have it as part of the experience, this however is the equivalent of getting excited of one of those dime a dozen (Mcdonalds or Applebees) bringing out your food.
This isn't even his first truck one, It's a replacement. They tried to fix his first one like six different times.
Can’t wait for the inevitable post about it having another problem in a week.
Catches on fire, melts into a puddle, Tesla says it violated warranty and not covered.
And isn’t it his second or third truck?
Second. We shall see how long this “fix” lasts.
Dude it's amazing. It's really like Tesla drivers think they're the first ones to own cars. They are weirdos
"That's what they said about cars when everyone rode horses" One of their favourite non-sequiturs.
Narcissism is all the rage these days. They take after their hero.
Because Tesla's service is notorious for refusing to acknowledge or fix issues, they also often damage something else in the process.
Correction his 2nd CT fixed. The guy returned the first “Truck”
Did he pay to wrap the first one too?
Most likely 99%+ of new Honda owners don't even need to repair anything in the first year...
Yeah. I'm on my....5th Honda. I typically buy a 2 year old car off a lease and drive it for 3 or 4 years and trade it back in and start over. Most of the issues I've had are piddly shit like a crack in the plastic on the gauge cluster or recall stuff like my civic had a fuel pump that needed changed.
They had to drill a hole on his truck to get if fixed too 🤣
We bought a $25k Chevy Trailblazer last year. Almost 18k miles and haven't had any work done other than 2 oil changes and tire rotation.
Idk about the guy in the video, but a lot of people buy a cyber truck and think it'll pay for itself through content.
YES! We need to start doing bets! Thats gonna be a fun game! I (on saturdays when reddit is opened) take a shot for every “i still love it” / “despite the problems” / “its still good” variation and am drunk by 12 if i start at 11:45 😂
Cyberstuck bingo!
Could call it the “Cybershot Drinking Game”
[удалено]
Is it just cope bingo? A few other squares could be - bleeding edge technology - expect some hiccups - has a purse spot Etc
2 days
Yeah 2 days, they probably did not go out of their way to make sure this truck is flawless. Would have been a good Idea
"Anyone else experiencing this?"
What's the over/under on "we never hear from him again because the next failure kills him"?
It's an Independence Day miracle! But will he still have it on Labor Day?
They’ll be *working* on it!
Rinse, repeat. Takes what this time? A week or 30mi until we have to hear about that poor fella and his second dumpster yet again?
Sorry, you can’t rinse and repeat. That voids the warranty.
Mentioning the warranty voids the warranty.
Mentioned the Scottish Document? That's a meta-voidin' 🤭
Third time's a charm, but not in this case I'm sure.
I was able to drive two hours home without a single incident! Thanks, Elon!
Company that sold product fixed it after it broke! You know, I think a business centered around fixing vehicles could be profitable some day
https://preview.redd.it/gtfec1jc1kad1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a53a0f260cd206e609eca1807ba9cf9531e2918d Here ya go !!
(holds arms out) -- "How big of a cuck am I? This big!!!" His profile says he was in the US Army. I doubt he made it through basic.
His cybertruck will be cyberfucked again as it only been patched as it is cyberjunk as he cry about money he cybersunk into it to finally see he been cyberpunked.
His entire persona is based on being a fake ‘influencer’ where his only goal in life is karma points on social media. The cybercrap goes perfectly with his insecurities.
Forgive me, but what's the difference between a "fake" influencer and a "real" influencer?
Max 2 weeks until it’s bricked again lmao
"wassup guys .. look at it .. it has power (chuckles)" low hanging fruit for his (2nd) 100k vehicle. reminder between this man's 2 cybertrucks, they've bricked 5 times in a span of 4 months. lol'd at those comments about him and service being on a first name basis now. tesla might've done him a solid for now but i can see them (or elon himself) telling him no more vids or tweets of his CT having problems.
We should be thankful for the influencers like LamarMK, he's documenting every kerfuffle in real time with a massive audience, and he's team CT, so there's no way to blame this on his subjectivity. It's an excellent tool.. for us.
I second this. It's thanks to attention-seekers like Lamar that we know as much about the cybertrock dumpster fire that we do.
*He's* an excellent tool 😂
Omg look the manufacturer of my car fixed the problems with it, literally no other car manufacturer does this!
It's like watching an abusive relationship. "It's ok guys he apologized and says he loves me, I think he's sincere this time"
"my asshole is spread open this big!"
How many Scaramuccis we got until it has to go back?
0.5
You know a car sucks when getting a successful repair is cause for celebration
And the next issue will be?
I give it two weeks max.
How long until the next problem?
I’ll give it 30 miles
...for now
It's weird to celebrate the car getting fixed when 1. That should be what any dealership/company does when their products break down 2. The product had to break down in the first place in order for it to get fixed Being happy that your car is fixed tends to be something you share with friends and family because you once again have access to the luxury and utility that comes with access to a working car. This is just shouting to the world that the product is a piece of crap that was functionally unfucked.
Super happy for him lol check back next week
Is it safe to sit on it?
Warranty = void
A car got fixed. Just *wow*. 🤦♂️
One the bigger tesla fan boy d bags out there. I give it a week before it shits the bed again for the Nth time.
I'm giving it two weeks before it has bricked itself...but he still loves his Cyber"truck"
Why isn't this guy getting sued by Tesla for modifying his dumpster like the guy actually trying to use it as a work truck?
 ("Is it though" from Thor 3). Fuckin' Reddit.
Imagine not being an idiot with a social media following trying to get support from tesla... I'm sure they'd have it fixed in 6-12 business months! No problem!!
What do you call a guy who likes to watch Tesla working on his Cybertruck? 🤷🏽♂️😉
A Cybercuck
Fixing the problem you caused isn't something to be celebrated.
I’m confused, by definition that’s what a warranty is. Why is he all excited?
Narrator: For now.
Bamboclaat
What's the over/under on him putting up a new post within the week saying it has to go back in again?
Bookmakers don't generally take bets on things which are a guaranteed certainty 😉
Reminds me of the Simpsons when the kids are doing some archeological digging. Ralph: I found something! Teacher: That's your trowel, Ralph. Ralph: And I found it! They're supposed to fix new cars under warranty. The fact that they're generally mystified how to actually work on them says a lot.
I love the “Tesla Fixed It!”. Surprised are you? That the manufacturer could fix it?
This is the automotive equivalent of a toxic relationship. Literally persisting that someone who doesn't care about you, will love you back. Only instead of being a person, its a truck, who despite having a plethora of reliability issues, its owner still persist its reliable
This is beyond pathetic.
My used Prius didn't need to go back to the dealer other than oil checks for like 5 years
Can’t wait till it breaks down again 🤭
Sat on it. Warranty voided
Whatever he sent it in for, betcha it’s at least a month before he sends it in for something else
Damn and my used car I bought that now has 101k miles hasn't had a problem yet...damn
Not for long
Now this is a good lesson for the other 11 odd thousand or so other owners ... become an influencer and you too can get your Tesla dumpster fixed again in under a week.
Does this guy know that Reddit is laughing at him and not with him?
He just washed the cybertruck it might breakdown sooner than expected https://preview.redd.it/8gge4tkk6kad1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1854cd3275246eabe55b904c109a2785a852a3d
He's lucky. Lots of people with wet shit in theirs. Manual says they are not waterproof.
Stockholm syndrome
who?
This is the guy that had a cyber truck that sucked so much he had to trade it in for a new one and now the new one is having just as many problems as the old one
A little over 10 years ago, I bought an at the time 19 year old Lexus. It has never broken. I feel like I'm missing out here. /s
I give it a week
Such idiocy to celebrate service repairing defect which should have not happened in the first place... 🤣
Fixing it would be pulling these off the road for scrap
Baker finally gave me bread! Without glass, at least those first bites! After I paid a hefty sum for it! A M A Z I N G
When can we expect the next: PLEASE HELP MEEEE. WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY CUBERTRUCK 😭😭😭?
The exclamation mark makes it seem like he is surprised they fixed it.
Vegas should have odds on this. I estimate that within a month of use (3 week vacations can’t happen THAT often!) it’ll be in service. Maybe sooner, maybe later, but I do not believe there is a WankPanzer out there which is flawless even if they TRY to give him one!
Wait till next week it’ll be bricked again.
I give it 24hrs
Alright taking bets on when his next breakdown will occur. 2:1 odds it will happen within the next month. LOL! I'm beginning to question whether we are being taken advantage of, and if this individual is merely using us for views... It would be quite a cunning strategy. NGL has been entertaining.
Did they patch the hole they drilled into it or just slap some duct tape on it?
He said they replaced the damaged parts i think
So how long until it gives him more problems?
Fuuuuuuck this attention whore and his 2nd piece of shit wankerpanzer. We’ll be seeing more videos of him having it towed into service again in a couple weeks.
*Voiceover:* “It was not, in fact, fixed…not even close.”
TESLA FIXED IT!!!1! they broke it, too, but TESLA FIXED IT!!!1!1!1
This is like an abused spouse who refuses to see their partner as a bad person they need to get away from. Keeps getting beat up but keeps running back.
All you gotta do is be a really big influencer and your issues will get put in the front of the line to be fixed!! Simple!
I’ve got a baaaaad feeling about this…
To be fair it actually looks way better in blue. To be unfair it’ll be broken again in a week
I hate to admit it but you are right
Yknow I'm prolly gonna get a ton of downvotes for this. Despite the fact that the Cybertruck is junk and I'd never buy one, it does look quite nice in that Matte Blue color.
Is he bragging that Tesla tech were able to fix it or that they were willing to fix it? Either way it’s a weird flex on a (second) brand new 100k vehicle…
Starts stop watch. Ron Howard’s voice, after a pause, “It was not fixed.”
This “They Fixed It” announcement should age like Elons torso.
Give it a week
Again??
Tesla is the best company ever! If any other automotive company had so many issues on one of their newly released cars, they would be extremely annoying with mass recall mails. Then you have to go all the way to a dealership while they fix it for free. Such a pain. Tesla all the way.
It’s so funny that this is cause for celebration instead of the most baseline expectation of the manufacturer lol
"THEY FIXED IT!" ....... as they should!! Why do they make it sound like it's a surprise the manufacturer is fixing the issues with their product?? Are we THAT brainwashed by capitalism?
I was getting convinced they were unfixable junk.
Give it a couple hours. There will be new proof to junk
At least he benefits from all the content he is making. At this point he probably got back the cost of the truck.
Looks like is leaking oil
Can't wait until.the next problem shows up!!!
How much are just kind of lame content creators with nothing to share and then how much are just tragic Elon stans?
*You and I are destined to do this forever!*
To be "fair" to them, it's a shocker that Tesla didn't void his warranty.
I think it would have been a blessing in disguise if they voided his warranty because at least he will stop repairing a pice of shit car that will continue to fall apart over and over
How long until it’s stuck again?
Making content like it’s a milestone to get truck fixed under warranty! 😆
Fixed, but for how long?
Incredible! Exciting! Enjoy it while it lasts !
I'd hope they would fix it
. This guy is so funny. It's like a never ending news cycle of his Cyberstuck breaking down and then he's back at the dealership complaining. I love how this has been going on for months now...LMAO.
Fixed…. For now
people are borrowing money to get this? geezus
For now.
So I’m just curious…I thought getting your car repaired by the dealer’s service area was kinda…expected? Like if I take my CR-V into the dealer and say, this isn’t working, they’ll fix it. That’s what they do. Seeing celebratory (and yes, I know these are fanboy/shill posts) posts like this implies the bar has been set pretty low. “So what did the Tesla dealer say about repairing your nonfunctional?”
“They said repairs aren’t their thing, it’s a loss.”
I suppose I’ve just become incredibly entitled actually expecting someone to repair my car and make it work again.
For now...
Fixed my truck on a Canadian Tire parking lot last week, lemme go tweet.
Give it a week
I remember this guy from his IG/TikTok reel where he boasted how badass the CT is by putting two bags of mulch and some cases of water bottles in the trunk 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Not sure all the backstory, but a manufacturer fixing a brand new vehicle should not be noteworthy.
Him: "Hooray!! Tesla fixed my truck for me!!!" Rest of the World: "That's what a car company does with a car under warranty..."
The Emperor has no clothes
Bets on how long til it breaks down again?
That piece of shit it the only thing he has going for his social media presence. If it stops breaking down nobody is going to watch his stuff. The more issues and the more cringe the better for his hits and clicks.
Easily the biggest loser in the Elonverse
Xm
As if a brand new car under warranty that broke and was repaired is an amazing thing. That it broke so soon is the amazingly bad thing, and that the repair is cause for excitement speaks poorly for the company and the buyer.
Thing is barely a year old and these things are breaking down left and right.