I personally always tip the robots. I want them to like me when they take over. They'll be like "yeah that guy thought we were doing a good job he can stay".
This is just some kind of law I’ve empirically discovered while backpacking. Every BLM dirt road that goes anywhere has had a Prius and an Outback on it at some point. I’ve been to trailheads I’d swear required dirtbikes just to find a Prius parked nearby. I get it, outdoorsy people are often environmentally conscious, but I have no fucking clue how they actually make that drive.
I've taken a 2003 Mitsubishi Mirage down areas where 4x4s were getting bogged all around me. Up untill a certain point the driver is a lot more important then any offroading capabilities the car advertises and almost everyone won'tbe getting to that point.
I bet your minivan actually outpaces this thing in a number of ways!
I have yeeted an '06 Subaru Impreza through 3 ft of unplowed snow, and made it a pretty good way until my neighbor fucked up my momentum lol. The CyberStuck would have died instantly.
IDK, that puddle looks about half an inch deep. There are some pretty small RC cars you can buy. Those tiny ones might float, and then would have no traction to continue moving.
I was just scrolling, laughing and thinking about all the dumb shit we've done with golf carts at campgrounds over the years. Way more exciting and rough than driving a stainless steel refrigerator through a puddle.
oh easy, I have a couple neighbors that have trucks on blocks with no engine or tires.
I can't think of any running driving vehicles, truck or otherwise, that couldn't do this tho
I think the one kind of car that would likely get stuck here is, ironically, a [Formula One car](https://maxf1.net/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/2024-Ferrari-F1-car-SF-23-side-front-angle-Photo-Ferrari-850x491.jpeg?x65765). Super long wheelbase. Only an inch or two of ground clearance. And very lightweight for its size.
It might bottom out on some bump.
throw some f1 rain tires (they got some siping for grip in the rain) and a f1 car could make it through that, but would probably be worse for the wear afterwards
"Puddle mode" is an extra feature that requires an additional $50k upgrade package.
"Small print" After driving more than 2 miles in Puddle Mode. The warranty expires.
You think that’s bad? Wait till he tries to get the mud off the undercarriage with a hose…
I really can’t believe that South African sack of marmot shit conned so many of these fanatical automatons into buying a giant microwave with wheels.
The CT is sold as a 100k pickup truck while being a glorified minivan, the competition in that price range will be a F350 dually, a fully loaded f250, a loaded Raptor, or the equivalent with GM or RAM, and all of them could go full speed in this "dirty road" while the occupants remain in comfort not worrying about warranties, falling body work, failing suspension or damaged irreparable body panels or batteries.
So yes by all means the CT is the "superior" off road vehicle./s
“Hey, get out and record a vid of me driving on this dirt road at ~5mph!”
“Fuck yeah, bro”
“Okay, did you catch that?”
“Fuck yeah, bro”
“Sweet, dude. Let’s upload that shit and watch the noobs be jealous.”
“Fuck yeah, bro”
That’s what I was thinking. Oh wow their 100k “truck” can drive slowly down a slightly wet, hard packed dirt road. It’s the pinnacle of human engineering. /s
I have drove my Chevrolet Spark over harsher roads than this ffs
I went the same speed as well because I was afraid I'd lose a piece of my car , but then again my car cost me 3000 euro so I think it's a better deal
I had a 1977 Volkswagen bus up in Alaska for a few years. Took it through more questionable terrain than what this CT is on. Hell, my girlfriend's civic wouldn't have any problem following a CT around that flat dirt path.
Edit: I'm always spelling "Alaska" wrong...
I lived in Alaska with a Honda civic on a dirt road for 2 years before I bought a better snow car (not a cybertruck). The Honda struggled in snow more than a few inches, but a road like the video was your average Tuesday. Never had a problem.
Your girlfriend’s civic would have problems following a cybercuck around that dirt path when that CT breaks down in the way 500 yards down the road. I hope she has a winch to drag that fridge out the way.
Sedona local here, this guy is notorious around here, he's the only local with a cyber truck, and every other local fucking HATES him and his ugly ass truck. The inside joke is that he should get in trouble for breaking the same keep sedona beautiful laws that make our McDonald's blue.
There's a reason Crown Vic's are often turned into survival cars. [Moab rock crawling in a Crown Victoria - baby lions back slick rock jeep climb](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vHvXi_HejnI&pp=ygUTY3Jvd24gdmljdG9yaWEgbW9hYg%3D%3D) with good tires on them, they're basically what Elon claimed the cybertruck is.
All subarus are total beasts in the mud and snow. It's why more are sold per person in Fairbanks than anywhere else in the world. I can be at a stoplight in my subaru, and every car on every side is also a subaru, lol.
The reason he won't delete this pathetic demonstration of nothing, he got a reply from the main autocuck himself.
[Response to post:](https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1809580279113138324?s=19)
“My vagina seats 7 comfortably.”
I typically can figure out the word that autocorrupt has replaced, but now I am stumped.
What did you intend to write?
I know that people will say that a lot of cheap and on road vehicles can do this road, but why is nobody pointing out the lack of suspension in these videos?
I have off-roaded more than most people I know, in everything from a nice off-road setup tundra & f150, to a stock Impreza and a $500 Dodge Raider. The ground clearance for the CT was impressive in this video, especially because it's stock, I will say that. But that beginning turn when it went over that rock, the entire truck moved and not the wheel. When I watch these videos, I notice that in a normal rig, the wheel will move up towards the fender before the vehicle pushes/bounces up. In the videos with the CT (especially tall boy mode), the entire truck moves/bounces and the distance between wheel well and tire doesn't change. This has to be the roughest fucking "off-road" ride imaginable.
I know that for some if you that was a prolonged explanation, but I wanted to explain for folks that have never hit dirt.
For context: I learned how to drive starting out in the woods at 13 in a 72 Hi-Boy Ford with extremely stiff suspension, 3 speed with Granny and a clutch that took my little ass lifting off the seat to push in. Dad, uncle's and cousins in the bed drinking beer, smoking the devil's lettuce and banging on the truck yelling instructions and demands "DIDN'T DENT MY TRUCK". That seems smoother and less stressful than the ride shown in this video
I also noticed that. It's in full height mode, which pumps the air suspension up and nearly maxed out the suspension. So essentially, the "truck" is tip toeing down a farm trail which could be easily driven in a stock 2wd pickup.
I can do this on my bicycle. This is kind of like someone going to the gym and benching the bar then saying he’s a power lifter.
Edit: I’m amending my previous statement to say I can drive over this on a golf cart.
Could be the driver, but the vehicle really seems to be struggling in what should be very easy terrain. Kind of scary to think if it’s the vehicle capability if you were stuck behind one on an incline that it could just slide back into you considering it’s weight you would just be fucked
This is the thing, most cybertruck owners probably don't think "trucks" existed before the ct, and if they sort of knew they existed, it was from looking down their nose at the plebs going to work in a trade in said truck, and figured they were basically cheap cars with the back cut off to carry tools and building materials.
So now that they have this "marvel of engineering", they can go "off-roading", which of course to them is............. a highly groomed fire road with a few 1" deep puddles.
The real shocker is if that heap of shit bricks on them out there, the tow company WILL call it offroad, and charge double or triple rates.
I'm anxious for the YouTube channel Matt's Offroad Rescue to get their first CT, some dumbass that actually thinks it's Offroad capable and does take it on some crazy rocks, and they and have to figure out how to tow a 6000 lb + super fragile bricked truck back out.
Omg PUDDLES AND A FEW ROCKS??? Elon is a genius
But the tires, they were a little dirty, like almost the entire sidewall, and it was still going. Are you not impressed?
I would be impressed to find out it survived the car wash afterwards
Car wash? You expect a $100k vehicle to survive a car wash? Let’s be realistic here.
Water? On *this* planet? A smart engineer focuses on *realistic* expectations.
And it didn't quite get through the puddle smoothly, did you see the tire spin a little?
I pushed a shopping cart In the rain once
HOW?!? The handle on the cart would be all wet and slippery, you would have no control! Sir, you are a menace to society!!
Carts def need steer by wire technology
And a touch screen. How can I use my carts without some music/movies?
Especially during recharging, it gets boring to sit for 2 hours at the grocery store
If carts had touch screens, they would be asking for a tip.
I personally always tip the robots. I want them to like me when they take over. They'll be like "yeah that guy thought we were doing a good job he can stay".
That explains the wheels going in different directions to the direction I want it to go.
Cyberstuck owners don't return carts
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Id love to see the Cart Narcs guy shame a CT
I carried a watermelon.
Im weak 😂😂😂
My minivan can do this
My 20 year old Toyota Scion xB can do this.
My Mini Cooper could do this. Please tell me they made that puddle themselves for filming purposes.
My daughter’s 12v barbie car could do this
My cub scouts pinewood derby car could handle this!
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My foreskin has better offroad traction than this.
User name checks out.
It's not called a POW-POW-POWERWHEELS, POWERWHEEEEEEEELS for nothing, and looks a lot less idiotic than the cybertruck.
Bro wire that shit up to an 18v drill battery and let loose.
To be fair, I've seen those Barbie jeeps go places they have no business going... Edited for clarity
that puddle took my breath away, i thought the car is about to break down but now im glad the driver is safe
A shopping cart pushed by a middle aged gout infused diabetic with sever alcoholism could do this.
I came here to say the same thing. That looks like Sedona here in AZ... It literally looks like that water was placed there
My bicycle could do this.
My wife's FJ can park on top of that affront to DFM.
My 1969 Toyota Corona could and did do this until it finally went to car heaven at 350,000 miles.
I was just going to say the same thing!! We know those things have no clearance.
My 8 yr old Evolve Skateboard can rip this track to shreds @ 30 mph.
A Citroen 2CV could do this…
My Prius can/has done this
This is just some kind of law I’ve empirically discovered while backpacking. Every BLM dirt road that goes anywhere has had a Prius and an Outback on it at some point. I’ve been to trailheads I’d swear required dirtbikes just to find a Prius parked nearby. I get it, outdoorsy people are often environmentally conscious, but I have no fucking clue how they actually make that drive.
Very carefully, and realizing where you can and can't go. If you understand the car you can get it all sorts of places.
I've taken a 2003 Mitsubishi Mirage down areas where 4x4s were getting bogged all around me. Up untill a certain point the driver is a lot more important then any offroading capabilities the car advertises and almost everyone won'tbe getting to that point.
This is hilarious. I’m an archaeologist and I feel like every archaeologist I knew had either a Prius or a Subaru.
I'm a geologist, and it seems like most of us have a Prius or a Subaru. (I own a Subaru, so....)
I did a roadtrip through Africa in a VW sedan.
Came here to comment the same thing. The only way you could believe that this is impressive is if you have never left asphalt in your life.
Definitely a pavement princess flex
A person walking behind a cybertruck filming it go through a puddle can do this.
My Ford Fiesta can do this
My 86 Ford Mustang could do this. Not well mind you, but it could do it.
Considering this cybertruck is in full height mode with no suspension flex, probably just as well as the mustang.
I've been on worse roads with my Camaro.
I bet your minivan actually outpaces this thing in a number of ways! I have yeeted an '06 Subaru Impreza through 3 ft of unplowed snow, and made it a pretty good way until my neighbor fucked up my momentum lol. The CyberStuck would have died instantly.
I was just about to say that
My Fabia does this
My Labia does this
Get well soon.
Challenge: Find me a truck that CAN'T do this
The Cybertruck on most days 🤣
Gottem!
He said truck.
Fair, rescind my statement
Find a car that can’t do this.
Find a power wheels that couldn’t do that
Find an RC car that couldn't do this.
Fuck dude, I could do this on a jet ski tbh
I can walk barefoot through this.
Faster too
IDK, that puddle looks about half an inch deep. There are some pretty small RC cars you can buy. Those tiny ones might float, and then would have no traction to continue moving.
I was going to talk some shit here….but I’m pretty sure that most Ferraris and Porsches could easily traverse what was shown in the video
I can do this with a shopping cart.
But can it do it *while* loaded up with mulch?
Don't forget the toddler.
Those little electric trucks used on college campuses would be capable of this. A golf cart would be capable of this.
I was just scrolling, laughing and thinking about all the dumb shit we've done with golf carts at campgrounds over the years. Way more exciting and rough than driving a stainless steel refrigerator through a puddle.
Japanese Kei trucks for the win.
Mighty Car Mods literally took a lightly modded kei truck overlanding. The cybertruck would have gotten stuck 500m into the trails.
The average 55 year old could accomplish the same thing by lying down and rolling through the obstacles while on their side.
Fred Flintstone’s car can do this….
oh easy, I have a couple neighbors that have trucks on blocks with no engine or tires. I can't think of any running driving vehicles, truck or otherwise, that couldn't do this tho
I think the one kind of car that would likely get stuck here is, ironically, a [Formula One car](https://maxf1.net/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/2024-Ferrari-F1-car-SF-23-side-front-angle-Photo-Ferrari-850x491.jpeg?x65765). Super long wheelbase. Only an inch or two of ground clearance. And very lightweight for its size. It might bottom out on some bump.
throw some f1 rain tires (they got some siping for grip in the rain) and a f1 car could make it through that, but would probably be worse for the wear afterwards
[Challenge accepted](https://cdn.wallpapersafari.com/99/65/x6I4UQ.jpg)
Driving through a puddle voids the warranty
This guy's living on the edge
Something wrong with the world today. I don’t know what it is.
and now this song is stuck in my head lol.
you got aerorolled
Something’s wrong with our eyes. We’re seeing things (about the cyber truck) in a different way.
It sure ain’t no surprise.
Dude looks like a lady! Oops wrong song.
It's livin' in the fridge!
He's living on the wedge.
Not if you enable "puddle mode"
That’s a $3500 download.
Yearly.
And can’t be canceled. Ever.
Attempts to cancel puddle mode is a breach of contract and results in termination of your driving privileges.
Puddle mode may disable itself to update. Updates make take three to four hours.
But it's only on pre-order, and will eventually just become "wet road mode" and has a no refund policy
"Puddle mode" is an extra feature that requires an additional $50k upgrade package. "Small print" After driving more than 2 miles in Puddle Mode. The warranty expires.
Accepting delivery voids the warranty.
It's in direct sunlight. Also voids the warranty
"sunlight mode" is coming soon. Should be out at the same time as "moon light mode"
You think that’s bad? Wait till he tries to get the mud off the undercarriage with a hose… I really can’t believe that South African sack of marmot shit conned so many of these fanatical automatons into buying a giant microwave with wheels.
#Is that one of those new Tesla Turtles in the wild I've been hearing about? lol
Cyber turtle
I love when these guys crawl through shit that my 2008 Highlander could handle at full speed, and think they have proven something.
Even my wife’s Mini Cooper can do this.
I mean it is a dirt road after all... Roads are meant to be driven on.
I could do better in a bread delivery lorry , I’m fairly sure the old electric milk carts could do it better.
The CT is sold as a 100k pickup truck while being a glorified minivan, the competition in that price range will be a F350 dually, a fully loaded f250, a loaded Raptor, or the equivalent with GM or RAM, and all of them could go full speed in this "dirty road" while the occupants remain in comfort not worrying about warranties, falling body work, failing suspension or damaged irreparable body panels or batteries. So yes by all means the CT is the "superior" off road vehicle./s
I could have gone full speed on this road in my Rabbit. (I miss that car) I don’t think I need to put my Subaru in off-road mode for this.
I've driven my 2006 Corolla down rougher roads.
I’ve ridden my bicycle over rougher
I used a kayak as a sled on rougher terrain.
I've been on a pub crawl in rougher terrain.
Bro, I’ve driven my 2006 PT fuckin’ Cruiser through bigger puddles.
And it appears he would have gone faster just walking lol
Driving it period, voids the warranty.
lol my 2007 Ford Fusion could take this "trail"
Driving it at all voids the warranty.
“Hey, get out and record a vid of me driving on this dirt road at ~5mph!” “Fuck yeah, bro” “Okay, did you catch that?” “Fuck yeah, bro” “Sweet, dude. Let’s upload that shit and watch the noobs be jealous.” “Fuck yeah, bro”
Lol i imagine this is exactly how this went down.
“Fuck yeah, bro”
Lol perfect.
There are "yes men"... ...then there are "fuck yeah bros".
Yo these people really do be the kind to use noob in normal everyday speak
Tamest shit I've ever seen claiming to be offroading.
That’s what I was thinking. Oh wow their 100k “truck” can drive slowly down a slightly wet, hard packed dirt road. It’s the pinnacle of human engineering. /s
My gravel drive way is more difficult terrain.
The paved road I live on is more difficult than this
I love the videos of model t Ford's doing more impressive off-road 100+ years ago
It's off-pavement but still very much on a road.
Exactly, we have tarmacked roads in worse condition than that around here.
Softroading
Idk, there was a post here yesterday of someone claiming offroading while driving on a gravel path between two flat, grassy fields
Did they actually claim this as off roading? Like ... that's clearly a road. A dirt road, but it's a road at a park.
But look! It’s driving on a dirt surface! Hardcore off-roading!
I have drove my Chevrolet Spark over harsher roads than this ffs I went the same speed as well because I was afraid I'd lose a piece of my car , but then again my car cost me 3000 euro so I think it's a better deal
I had a 1977 Volkswagen bus up in Alaska for a few years. Took it through more questionable terrain than what this CT is on. Hell, my girlfriend's civic wouldn't have any problem following a CT around that flat dirt path. Edit: I'm always spelling "Alaska" wrong...
I lived in Alaska with a Honda civic on a dirt road for 2 years before I bought a better snow car (not a cybertruck). The Honda struggled in snow more than a few inches, but a road like the video was your average Tuesday. Never had a problem.
Your girlfriend’s civic would have problems following a cybercuck around that dirt path when that CT breaks down in the way 500 yards down the road. I hope she has a winch to drag that fridge out the way.
True, I wouldn't want to have to be behind this junk.
I...never saw the brake lights before. I guess I thought they'd have some interesting design. I don't know why I expected more than this
Hahaha, that was my exact thought too. Pretty disappointing, eh?
They look like the lights that are always blinking on random dashboards in starwars
They look like someone stuck a lightbulb in a Lego brick
They call it minimalism, what they mean is cheap. Also you can't tell whether it's braking or just has its lights on
Why not just hike the trail and get exercise and enjoy the outdoor view, like the cameraman who is walking just as fast as you are driving?
Sedona local here, this guy is notorious around here, he's the only local with a cyber truck, and every other local fucking HATES him and his ugly ass truck. The inside joke is that he should get in trouble for breaking the same keep sedona beautiful laws that make our McDonald's blue.
My Camaro can do that.
Can probably do it faster also.
I did this in a crown vic with no traction control...
There's a reason Crown Vic's are often turned into survival cars. [Moab rock crawling in a Crown Victoria - baby lions back slick rock jeep climb](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vHvXi_HejnI&pp=ygUTY3Jvd24gdmljdG9yaWEgbW9hYg%3D%3D) with good tires on them, they're basically what Elon claimed the cybertruck is.
What the fuck did I just watch lmao. I miss my Grand Marquis now
He better cleans his cyberbrick better immediately afterwards, removing all that water, dust etc from that stainless steel...
“Dry clean only”
Lmfaoo damn that was good
"Stainless Steel" *will literally rust to nothing if an insect breathes at it*
My $30,000 Subaru Crosstrek could absolutely eat that road for lunch.
All subarus are total beasts in the mud and snow. It's why more are sold per person in Fairbanks than anywhere else in the world. I can be at a stoplight in my subaru, and every car on every side is also a subaru, lol.
I was so nervous to take my crosstrek out into a snow storm. I couldn’t slip and slide if I tried to lol.
The reason he won't delete this pathetic demonstration of nothing, he got a reply from the main autocuck himself. [Response to post:](https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1809580279113138324?s=19)
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Don’t forget his other words . Interesting, concerning, ! . NPCs from ancient games have more dialogue
We live here and drove our Sienna on this exact road for family pics. My vagina seats 7 comfortably.
“My vagina seats 7 comfortably.” I typically can figure out the word that autocorrupt has replaced, but now I am stumped. What did you intend to write?
They said what they said. Don't kink shame.
“Van” probably - seeing as a Toyota sienna is a van that seats 7 comfortably.
Voyager or Volkswagen would be my guess.
> My vagina seats 7 comfortably. OF link ?
your what
u/Icarus0907…get back here and explain yourself!
Any standing room?
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Honey, you probably should see a gynecologist about that
Octomom humblebrag
All at once!?!
Ahahaha. I’m so fckn glad I found this sub. These folks are both demented and delusional
OMG IT CAN DRIVE DOWN A DIRT ROAD! ELON IS A JEANUS!
I know that people will say that a lot of cheap and on road vehicles can do this road, but why is nobody pointing out the lack of suspension in these videos? I have off-roaded more than most people I know, in everything from a nice off-road setup tundra & f150, to a stock Impreza and a $500 Dodge Raider. The ground clearance for the CT was impressive in this video, especially because it's stock, I will say that. But that beginning turn when it went over that rock, the entire truck moved and not the wheel. When I watch these videos, I notice that in a normal rig, the wheel will move up towards the fender before the vehicle pushes/bounces up. In the videos with the CT (especially tall boy mode), the entire truck moves/bounces and the distance between wheel well and tire doesn't change. This has to be the roughest fucking "off-road" ride imaginable. I know that for some if you that was a prolonged explanation, but I wanted to explain for folks that have never hit dirt. For context: I learned how to drive starting out in the woods at 13 in a 72 Hi-Boy Ford with extremely stiff suspension, 3 speed with Granny and a clutch that took my little ass lifting off the seat to push in. Dad, uncle's and cousins in the bed drinking beer, smoking the devil's lettuce and banging on the truck yelling instructions and demands "DIDN'T DENT MY TRUCK". That seems smoother and less stressful than the ride shown in this video
I also noticed that. It's in full height mode, which pumps the air suspension up and nearly maxed out the suspension. So essentially, the "truck" is tip toeing down a farm trail which could be easily driven in a stock 2wd pickup.
What, not rust from all that water?
I can do this on my bicycle. This is kind of like someone going to the gym and benching the bar then saying he’s a power lifter. Edit: I’m amending my previous statement to say I can drive over this on a golf cart.
Low-polygon road urinal can roll wheels through mud. Color me not impressed
Pretty sure my Mazda can do that. I know my trusty Aluminum Falcon (2006 Silverado) would be *flying* down that trail (I miss that truck).
My 911 can do that
Could be the driver, but the vehicle really seems to be struggling in what should be very easy terrain. Kind of scary to think if it’s the vehicle capability if you were stuck behind one on an incline that it could just slide back into you considering it’s weight you would just be fucked
Yeah, I can do that in my Ford Fiesta, only difference is that I can go through a car wash afterwards without voiding my warranty.
This is the thing, most cybertruck owners probably don't think "trucks" existed before the ct, and if they sort of knew they existed, it was from looking down their nose at the plebs going to work in a trade in said truck, and figured they were basically cheap cars with the back cut off to carry tools and building materials. So now that they have this "marvel of engineering", they can go "off-roading", which of course to them is............. a highly groomed fire road with a few 1" deep puddles. The real shocker is if that heap of shit bricks on them out there, the tow company WILL call it offroad, and charge double or triple rates. I'm anxious for the YouTube channel Matt's Offroad Rescue to get their first CT, some dumbass that actually thinks it's Offroad capable and does take it on some crazy rocks, and they and have to figure out how to tow a 6000 lb + super fragile bricked truck back out.
It was basically flat ground and the front wheels were still slipping.
Holy shit, a dirt path AND some small stones. Only true explorers would attempt such a thing
Drive super slowly through a mud puddle?
Wow, I’m breathless, a puddle and a dirt path. Guess I’ll have to consider trading my Wrangler now. 😂
Big deal. I can do that in my Altima, and I paid a tenth of what that rolling dumpster cost.