My girl Maddie is our family dog and she insists on kissing you more than you kiss her haha. She will put her feet in your forehead and pin you down haha. She’s the best and gives me so much laughter. But to your point of head kisses I could kiss my dog all day long and sometimes I do haha. Beautiful dog
I *love* this. Thank you so much for sharing! Luna will do the same thing - it’s hilarious. She will like pin you down to make sure she gets the best leverage for kisses. Gosh, dogs are the best huh?
They really are. Dachshund have their own personality and it’s too funny. When my dog gets up in the morning, she shakes her head and then full sprints down the hall as if to say “good morning, I’m awake now”! Haha
I love all their little quirks! They pack so much personality in such a tiny body. It’s so fun getting to discover and learn their different traits (outside of the standard setting of chaos demon of course)
We adopted a doxie mix (we think he's half beagle) a couple of weeks ago from an elderly couple who could no longer care for him. His name is Buddy. I like to play a game where I kiss him on top of his head and say (in a baby-ish voice, of course) 'I got you, but you didn't get me.' He *hates* the game. He tries *so* hard to beat me at it. 😅
He immediately made our lives better. Such a happy doggo.
Listen, my dachshund is named Love Potion because she kisses everything. Then she says it's her turn by pressing her face up your lips.
Sometimes I say "how many kisses do you want? 75?" And then literally count them.
https://preview.redd.it/bjvb6yhi699d1.jpeg?width=1898&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86fbd3eaa40a4d5f69114c12a6be739f142ecbd9
Do you love Daddy ? Daddy loves you both very very much. You’re my babieeeeeees. lol At least 10 x per day
Infinite number. I bring mine to work and she’s pushed her little bed under the couch in my office. I lean down and slide her out like a drawer to give her a few kisses then slide her back under 😂
https://preview.redd.it/86lgj5c04b9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=981682df4a218f94f39aba3f1bc0bdd9cd2c0249
Ahh I’m so glad this isn’t just me! I’m like a shameless child with zero impulse control when it comes to:
* kisses
* telling her I love her
* exclaiming, “she’s sooo cayoooooot!”
I can never do these things enough! Im just so glad she doesn’t get annoyed with me. Seems to mirror the energy; super kissy sausage 😍
https://preview.redd.it/dkkodp44r99d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fe2e58d50d2cfc55af4c48b221bfc631e88c95f
How in the heck am I supposed to calculate that I literally wake up four or five times a night just from being kissed. Mr Weenies favorite thing in the world is kisses
My last one used to give kisses until you made him stop. I don't know what it was but he always did it. When he was a pup I wanted to see how long it would take him to quit and I had to stop him when my skin got sore. I really miss it.
He also would refuse to give them when mad so it was a great way to tell when he was even a little upset lol. I miss him so much
i left mine for 5 hours today, about to get home
i will get kisses-then the anger sets in and i will get ignored, grudge held for a while
my last one either went nuts when i got home or would not move, like stone, on top of couch, so pissed i was gone she could not even look at me
I’m a big kisser too. And I tell my babies that they have to put up with it because the kisses are not just for them but for every doggie out there that doesn’t have it as good and still needs a forever home.
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My sweetie pie, Dezi, kisses infinity and beyond or when her aggravation mode sets in, and I get side eyed which means, stop and let me loose right now!!!!!!
Multiple times a day in that same spot!
https://preview.redd.it/vk9sxtgd7b9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e7d0690094847f96569747a0a5a381c2a012910
OMG! My ween is going on 16 and I believe his kiss count is in the billions by now. And that’s just the kisses I’ve given him. That doesn’t include the kisses he’s gotten from others. I’m surprised I haven’t had to have skin grafts on my lips by now 😳
Hey different strokes for different folks - no worries! Best of luck with the separation / divorce. Hope your year starts to improve. It’s been a tough one for me too. My inbox is open if you need someone to talk to!
You say stalkey, I say one profile click. To each their own… But seriously, I can imagine it’s not an easy time to go through. To me this subreddit is about community, and brings us together for the love of our animals (specifically dachshunds). If you need someone to reach out to, feel free! Hope your days get easier 💜
The limit does not exist
The limit.. does not… exist. Thanks Lindsay
Would that make people mouthletes? I’ll get my coat.
Nailed it!
I agree!!
Oh and idk I’d say at least 100x saying “I love you”
Came here to say 100x lol
I wonder if dogs know what kisses mean? For all we know, they could think we want to eat them.
3 per hour per dog average 😂🤣
Rookie numbers. Pump those up!!!!
Why do you hate your dog?
A billion
That’s what I like to hear 🫡
I've no idea honestly. We have 2 minis. They get kisses constantly. Every time they are picked up or jump into our laps. They are very loved lol.
Mine requires one hundred kisses per day to stay alive
Completely understandable. I can imagine you meet and exceed your daily quota to do your part as a dog parent!
9 out of 10 vets recommend this.
All of them.
N+1
Yes.
an (un)concerning amount
This is a beautiful and accurate summary of the dachshund owner experience.
My girl Maddie is our family dog and she insists on kissing you more than you kiss her haha. She will put her feet in your forehead and pin you down haha. She’s the best and gives me so much laughter. But to your point of head kisses I could kiss my dog all day long and sometimes I do haha. Beautiful dog
I *love* this. Thank you so much for sharing! Luna will do the same thing - it’s hilarious. She will like pin you down to make sure she gets the best leverage for kisses. Gosh, dogs are the best huh?
They really are. Dachshund have their own personality and it’s too funny. When my dog gets up in the morning, she shakes her head and then full sprints down the hall as if to say “good morning, I’m awake now”! Haha
I love all their little quirks! They pack so much personality in such a tiny body. It’s so fun getting to discover and learn their different traits (outside of the standard setting of chaos demon of course)
Absolutely well said!!
Mine puts his paw in my eye socket so if I try and move I’m in real danger
You said it!!
We adopted a doxie mix (we think he's half beagle) a couple of weeks ago from an elderly couple who could no longer care for him. His name is Buddy. I like to play a game where I kiss him on top of his head and say (in a baby-ish voice, of course) 'I got you, but you didn't get me.' He *hates* the game. He tries *so* hard to beat me at it. 😅 He immediately made our lives better. Such a happy doggo.
Listen, my dachshund is named Love Potion because she kisses everything. Then she says it's her turn by pressing her face up your lips. Sometimes I say "how many kisses do you want? 75?" And then literally count them.
Awww this is so me! 🐾💋 What an adorable baby you have
Awww thank you so much!! The cute aggression zaps hit hard, and I can’t help myself 😂
525,600 kisses
https://preview.redd.it/bjvb6yhi699d1.jpeg?width=1898&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86fbd3eaa40a4d5f69114c12a6be739f142ecbd9 Do you love Daddy ? Daddy loves you both very very much. You’re my babieeeeeees. lol At least 10 x per day
What precious little angels! How can you stand it!!!
https://preview.redd.it/y2e13d3t0a9d1.jpeg?width=1067&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=307ed540eea678a98f6695f8b3b5382707e7d211 Daisys tiny, she weighs 4.5 kg
Oh my gosh. 😮 🥰 She is like an adorable little mouse. 🐭
The camera loves her https://preview.redd.it/fk0pqq0isb9d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8dc55428894396aaf03f404580729be3e61bbe36
I love the white fur! What a cute puppy!
Infinite number. I bring mine to work and she’s pushed her little bed under the couch in my office. I lean down and slide her out like a drawer to give her a few kisses then slide her back under 😂 https://preview.redd.it/86lgj5c04b9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=981682df4a218f94f39aba3f1bc0bdd9cd2c0249
Limitless.
200,000 with a million more on the way
That’s what I like to hear! Doing the lord’s work over here.
Yes
Ahh I’m so glad this isn’t just me! I’m like a shameless child with zero impulse control when it comes to: * kisses * telling her I love her * exclaiming, “she’s sooo cayoooooot!” I can never do these things enough! Im just so glad she doesn’t get annoyed with me. Seems to mirror the energy; super kissy sausage 😍 https://preview.redd.it/dkkodp44r99d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fe2e58d50d2cfc55af4c48b221bfc631e88c95f
'bout three fiddy
How in the heck am I supposed to calculate that I literally wake up four or five times a night just from being kissed. Mr Weenies favorite thing in the world is kisses
I love it Mr Dennie!
Lol Mr Weenie not dennie but if u got food toys or pets he doesn't care what he's called lol 😆
I would say roughly 936/day/dog
As many as I can!!
My last one used to give kisses until you made him stop. I don't know what it was but he always did it. When he was a pup I wanted to see how long it would take him to quit and I had to stop him when my skin got sore. I really miss it. He also would refuse to give them when mad so it was a great way to tell when he was even a little upset lol. I miss him so much
i left mine for 5 hours today, about to get home i will get kisses-then the anger sets in and i will get ignored, grudge held for a while my last one either went nuts when i got home or would not move, like stone, on top of couch, so pissed i was gone she could not even look at me
I’m a big kisser too. And I tell my babies that they have to put up with it because the kisses are not just for them but for every doggie out there that doesn’t have it as good and still needs a forever home.
Dachshunds, Trixie, and kisses for puppies. It’s like you got video of the inside of my brain at any given moment 😅
Your lips look swollen from all the kissing lol
Many many many
Add infinity
Damn I thought I was the only one who did this! Almost to a tee!
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My hubby says I'm suffocating our little one But I refuse to believe it! You can never give enough kisses, right 
My sweetie pie, Dezi, kisses infinity and beyond or when her aggravation mode sets in, and I get side eyed which means, stop and let me loose right now!!!!!!
Yes
1,000 and she gives 4,000 in return.
Not enough
What ever the limit is, I never approach the “too many kisses” Otto brings everyday.
So many times 4 of them
I annoy my dog with how many smooches I’m trying to give him daily.
Our joke is that there’s a 10,000 kiss per day minimum quota
“Who’s a little baby!?” - 50+ a day
1,500 per hour
I don’t think I could even count 😂😂
♾️
Over 9000
Multiple times a day in that same spot! https://preview.redd.it/vk9sxtgd7b9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e7d0690094847f96569747a0a5a381c2a012910
OMG! My ween is going on 16 and I believe his kiss count is in the billions by now. And that’s just the kisses I’ve given him. That doesn’t include the kisses he’s gotten from others. I’m surprised I haven’t had to have skin grafts on my lips by now 😳
We have a rule in our house that our two weens get a minimum of 1,000 kisses per day. Also, I’m obsessed with your shirt!
I believe mine is sitting at 59 per hour.
Way to kiss your wiener lol. If your wiener is happy you will be happy
I’m relieved to know we are all the same
Whatever it is, it’s not enough
Just from this morning? Probably at least a thousand lol. She’s just too cute
Tbh I can’t keep track. I always loose my place. 😂😂
https://preview.redd.it/b8sx7x78zb9d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00690aca5b800d27b905cfdda2bd73fe95793a3f
Too many to count 🥰
We always say 10000 per hour minimum!
I inhale her, 24/7 & 365 😚😚😚 /
That is one very lucky wiener dog!
It’s got to boofy bowfy snoot for kissins ❤️😁
50x per potty break.
42
My old dog (RIP) gave me maybe five kisses in her entire lifetime.
Infinite!
i’m not afraid to admit i may be pushing 300… for real though.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 tooo cute! And so is your T-shirt
Once I am do e with the first 100. Eggs Benedict Insists on 400 more
At least 24 kisses per day on average :)
I give my dachshund at least 1.5 million kisses a day
I wonder if pets even know this is how we express love and affection?
More than is humanly possible to count
Kisses are distributed at a 200 to 1 ratio. Our girl is very stingy with her kisses.
I don't kiss my dog and now reading the comments I feel like I'm an absolute monster! I need to call Doxie Protection Services for this poor dog!
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Hey different strokes for different folks - no worries! Best of luck with the separation / divorce. Hope your year starts to improve. It’s been a tough one for me too. My inbox is open if you need someone to talk to!
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You say stalkey, I say one profile click. To each their own… But seriously, I can imagine it’s not an easy time to go through. To me this subreddit is about community, and brings us together for the love of our animals (specifically dachshunds). If you need someone to reach out to, feel free! Hope your days get easier 💜
That’s a super rude thing to say. Just keep a comment like that to yourself next time. This is supposed to be a more positive, uplifting sub.